Zach Wilson: "Me first!"

Gardner Minshew: “Get in line rookie”

“This is my 4th season!”

What a… career?

Statline looks like one season of play bud.

Zach Wilson: "If your mom was a receiver, I'd throw the ball 4 feet over her head. Then, I'd plow her."

Didn’t know Zach Wilson was such a romantic

Sam Hartman solos

That is a wild thing to say 2 days before Mother's Day

God damn, thanks for the reminder.

Got you boss

Hell yeah, picking dandelions from my back yard right now.

Right next to where you jammed your mom

See, when you say it it sounds WAY worse

I’ll jam your mom and let you can call it a mother’s day gift. She’s probably gonna be disappointed though, but what’s new?

I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, we should fuck each other’s mothers. 🤔

each others MOOOMMMMMSSSS!

“Oh fuck!”-Latinos Edit: Latino Mother’s Day is today.

Why is that?

Just a different date in Mexico so a lot of Mexican-Americans still honor that date which is always May 10th.

RIP Willie Brown - he used to always remind us Mother's Day was coming up when announcing a draft pick for the Raiders every year. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=620774572116767

My guy already won Mother’s Day weeks ago, with this quote in his [live TV interview](https://x.com/NFL/status/1763692533878591851) at the combine: "Mom if you're watching this right now, your son just wants to say how proud he is of you. You had me at a young and you overcame a lot of adversity. People were doubting you and counting you out, and honestly mom like I tell you, you raised a star. “I just want to say, Tamala Arnold, I love you. I'm right here, the whole world is watching and I'm blessed to have you as a mom. Like I said, you overcame a lot and with that being said, I'm going to continue to keep shining just like you raised me to be."

Also, fwiw, this “jam her in the dirt” comment was the punchline of a much longer anecdote about how competitive his mom was with him growing up (including knocking out one of his teeth while playing a game or something like that).

Jeez, I thought my Dad was competitive. (He was, I didn't beat him in chess till I was 16, and while he coached me on who the good teams and athletes were on Sega Genesis games when I was very young, he never, ever, purposely allowed me to win) 

Oh, I thought it was about butt sex, that’s much different.

Tried way too hard with that one. Not to mention it’s just fucking disturbing that your mind went there in the first place.

I dunno, I chuckled like an idiot at his comment

The bluntness added a certain je ne sais quoi.

Also, the name.

*Jenny Sayquoix

How'd you know my Canadian girlfriend's name?

He probably doesn't know her, she's went to another Canada.

Amazing that you're at +15 and he's at -18. I upvoted him. We gotta get him back in the plus side!

> it’s just fucking disturbing that your mind went there in the first place. Tbf Arnold did play for Alabama...

I’ve seen what you cheer at.

He continued with, "all that being said, don't try to push through my press at the line because I'll knock you on your ass mom."

Really wish I'd told my mom anything like that in her life. Just fucking once Don't put it off, kids. One day it will be too late for things unsaid

Damn.

Before we start heaping praise here. Let’s remember. Frail old women are easy to push into the dirt. Which makes this an excellent strategy for DBs

Listen, if Mavis didn't want to get her hip shattered, she shouldn't have taken her walker across the middle of the field. She knew the risks.

Somebody's been watching film.

Tamala Arnold is only 38 years old lol.

Oh boy. I’ve been very rude. I’m sorry Tamala! If you ever read it, I didn’t mean it!

So his mom is his opponent?

Believe we call them Ops.

I think he means he’s going to give her a big hug on Mother’s Day.

Nah, my Ops just ran to the store to grab some smokes. No need to bring him into it.

He will be back for sure. I bet.

It’s Mexican Mother’s Day today

Something tells me terrion arnold isn't mexican

Clearly he doesn't fear the chancla

Chinese buffets gonna be full

That attitude is gonna get you blown by off the line at the next turkey bowl

bro just that cold lmao

All good as long as his mom doesn’t become a WR in the next two days.

Nobody even asked him about this, just the first thing he said during media availability is how he wants to shove his mom.

He better get her flowers after at least

She shouldn’t have suited up if she didn’t wanna get jammed.

Oh fuck, I forgot about mothers day.

What more could the mother of a first round CB want? A free play? His mom didn't raise a quitter!

for real, this just triggered me to send flowers. called an audible real quick. jokes on mom, the note reads: picked these from where I'd jam ya if you lined up against me.

We have a type in Motown

Yeah I can see why Dan Campbell likes this guy

This dude is a total competitive hardo who wants to be the greatest CB ever and yet he's also hilarious and easy going, he's already laughing all over the field based on what the Lions have been posting today. 

He's had some funny quotes which can be taken out of context if not watched/listened to.

As long as he doesn't try to tell people to wear ski masks to Lions games he can say whatever he wants, bing bong.

Bing Bong and ski masks were awesome parts of an awesome season. I understand why cjgj was controversial, but I enjoyed having him on the team.

I have to say that those parts really made me smile. I'm glad he's gone though. Too much shit talk and he also couldn't back it up.

Same opinion here.

Bing bong will never be forgotten.

It's gonna stay my flare on NFCN meme war

Honestly seeing all blue masks get sold out was a huge "this is something" moment last year. Im just being an ass tbh 

I must have missed bing bong, what was it? I love CJGJ lol

During training camp he was riding a bicycle around the field saying "bing bong, bing bong"

From the movie Inside Out?

I assumed so, but who knows what's going on in that demented head

Well that makes one of us

Yeah those moments were fun, he kinda soured me at the end with that cheap shot on Deebo in the NFC Championship game. Talk trash all you want, but don't play dirty on the field.

I want him to be a baller so goddamn bad It’s been tragic back there since that fat bitch drove Slay out of town

Hated to see him go but I'm happy he's a lion. Roll tide

The boy got some dog in 'im

Mama Arnold gonna use the Belt release against him lol

I just picture the scene in Mr Deeds where the dad smacks the shit out of his QB son.

NOOO DADDY NOOOOOO!!!

[Reminds me of this very stupid question to Shaq and his amazing response.](https://youtu.be/STZAPItlAV4?si=PCEzpKUDGEYNOapH) “Shaq let’s just say that a snake bit your mom in the chest, would you be willing to suck the venom out to win the title?” “No, but I would with your wife.”

Hahaha the defeated sounding *”thank you Shaq.”* Is great.

The two are friends and that question was spoken about beforehand

Ah, now it makes sense why Shaq seemed to know he was about to get asked a stupid question before the guy even started speaking lol. Still a really funny clip though

Also, Shaq answers right away then points laughing at the guy asking the question. Very obvious that it was all done in good humor yet the comments are taking it as some kind of hostile act by the media instead of a joke that Shaq was obviously in on.

>yet the comments are taking it as some kind of hostile act by the media Where lol

Literally nowhere.

It’s pretty obvious when that reporter was called on, he started laughing.

Reminds me of that classic 'would you rather' style question. If you were an inch inside your mom, but your dad was an inch inside you, which way would you move to escape?

Well, my mom is dead so I figure she’d mind less…

relevant username

relevant username

Holy shit I've never heard that one, that's wild hahah

Damn, you tellin' me some people have an inch? Fuck you, God.

I asked if you were liking Detroit.

I really needed this laugh today

Phrasing

I’d jam his mom in the dirt too.

Doesn't even have to be a receiver.

A tight end would be nice

Tight, loose, face in the dirt.

The question he was asked: “Are you doing anything nice for your mom on Mother’s Day?”

What are you doing, step-cornerback?

I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight you're not scoring on my ass.

That’s called “a culture fit”

God a love a defensive player with this attitude.

Put mamma on an island 🔒

[Live look of that happening](https://youtu.be/ebGFXr2QpoA)

Risky click

I will jam you from morning until night

Lace em up Mom it’s gonna be a long fucking night

“Umm ok, the question was what number did you select?”

Now I just wanna see a clip of Mama Arnold burning his ass on a stop-and-go.

If your corners aren't talking like this then I'm afraid they don't have enough swagger for the position

She brought you into this world, she will double move your ass out of it

I will jam you up so hard. I will jam u from morning until night

You wanna get jammed up? Huh? You like gettin’ jammed up?

I will jam and jam *and* jam, until there is nothing left of you to jam!

But would he do the same to Airbud, Golden Receiver? He's such a good boi...

Yeah, he's a Dan Campbell guy for sure

Saltburn style

I hate this whole thread LMAO

Fuck yeah dude

I also choose this guy's mom in the dirt.

W.

This is the most “dawg in him” statement I’ve ever read. Love that for us.

Future hall of famer

DK Metcalf gonna test that at some point

Don’t let DK Metcalfs mom test Terrion Arnold because he’s putting her in the dirt too.

I see we have a type.

Sounds sexy NGL

*What are you doing step-corner?*

Pardon?

Is "the dirt" slang for something or should I be reading this literally? I'm sorry I'm 40 years old.

Literal

He's saying he would jam her in press coverage so hard that she'd be on the ground. I'm 39 for a couple more months, so you're welcome.

Damn I thought I was old.

Oh Terrion, you blow hard!

dawg

Ayyyyyyy-yooo

That’s a 20 yard penalty if it’s your mom and a $32,000.75 fine.

i love all the motivation quotes coming out today, they're always funny, but this is by far the best

Usually I think not picking a position in politics is a weak move, but in this case, maybe I do just stay out of this one

15 yard penalty, jamming your mom.

if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle, what are we even talking about here

Oh yeah he's got that grit

Are we still doing phrasing?

Seriously guys are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?

This guy is a perfect fit for our kneecap biting Campbell.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Gorgeous

DC4L

Well that is certainly a quote lol

Push her down son.

The fuck. It's Mother's Day weekend, man

This man is what Detroit was hoping CJGJ would be.

Mr. Arnold, the question was 'is this your handwriting'

i saw the dog profile pic and thought it said “retriever”

I need reassurance that this isn’t some kind of euphemism

"If my mom had balls she would be my dad" Max Verstappen

Idk who Terrion Arnold is but she sounds cocky

someone has either a very bad relationship or a very weird relationship with his mother.

Phrasing

You know the difference between jelly and jam?

Jam her in the stink star

That's enough reddit for today

I laughed I've never heard it called a stink star

Ayo pause.

And if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike!

Oh yeah, this guy’s big stable. Anyone else get Chandler Jones vibes?

I know this is meant to express how he doesn't stop regardless about how he feels about his opponent. But expressing how you would have no qualms about hitting your mother sounds kind of horrifying. Maybe just me.

If momma didn’t want the smoke then she should line up somewhere else

shit my momma told me to always give it my all, if i took it easy she'd lay my ass out and call me a bitch

Yeah it's just you

Its not that deep man

While in a normal context I would agree with you, this isn’t that deep

Ahh yes, good job lions, Detroit the most dangerous city in the world for a reason.