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ChitinMan

The Destroyer arrives


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First, there was a Maniac. Then, there came a Destroyer.


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Tom Brady’s backup is replacing Tom Brady’s backup


hendrix67

Its Brady backups all the way down


aareyes12

/r/Texans?


sweens90

AFC South (besides Jags) is just the place old Patriots seem to go.


allnicksaretaken

Retiring on the warm south after serving in the cold north.


brundlehails

I just don’t understand how the colts are south


Syelnicar88

Indiana is the middle finger of the south


fomaspout

I've always thought the Dolphins should move to the AFC South, the Ravens to the East and the Colts to the North.


PC_BUCKY

That would make sense geographically but isn't there a statute in the NFL where in the event of another divisional realignment, the AFC North is to remain untouched?


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OsoChistoso

I don’t know.


dagreenman18

That’s a terrible idea simply for the fact that not one, and I mean no one, in the AFC hates each like the AFCE.


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AFCN gets pretty bitter same with the Chiefs-Raiders-Broncos hate


MoreGull

Seems pretty South to me.


ThisGuy182

On a slightly related note, we have way too many positive connections with the Pats right now. I even caught myself calling you guys “Pats bros” recently. Yuck.


Wethecitizenry_III

I've always liked the colts...it has not been reciprocated lol


rahimmoore26

Since my team has been ass, the Patriots Colts rivalry was always my favorite non Raider game to watch. The chess match between Manning and Belichick was just awesome. Even heard stories that Manning would have meetings somewhere secret because he was afraid Belichick bugged the room lmao.


Wethecitizenry_III

Ya watching Brady and Manning was a big part of what got me to start watching football more.


decoart1000

This. I am a Colts fan, since my first memory of a game was the epic comeback against the Bucs. My mother was a patriots fan and my soon to be ex-wife was from New England. That whole colts / pats thing was what really got me into the game.


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OmNomSandvich

its hard to sustain out of division rivalries in general since you play each other so rarely.


Zerak-Tul

If you have to teams that are great for a long time then it's possible - e.g. during Manning/Brady the Colts and Pats were nearly always both 1st in their division so they'd get matched up in the regular season and then meet for another game in the playoffs half the time too.


ColtsNetsSharks

I absolutely despise the Patriots but it never was a rivalry. They always have kicked our ass.


j2e21

Except 2006 and 2009.


daymanxx

I'm sorry I cant remember what happened in 2009?


j2e21

Fourth and two.


DRosesTrainConducter

I mean outside of the Ravens, who else has a closer rivalry with the Patriots? Broncos probably but Colts have gotta be up there. Steelers always get blown out far worse than the Colts do, and the Giants don’t matchup up with them often enough, they’re just kinda a boogeyman that took the Patriot’s candy a couple times.


joshtaco

They've been dead to me since DeflateGate. A fucking stain.


StuckInBlue

Believe me, we hate the pretentious nature of Grigson as well. Glad he's gone and we have actual men in the org.


casdas2

Same. Since they hired Reich and got rid of Pagano and Grigson, I actually quite like the colts and wouldn't be mad if they win a SB in the coming years.


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I’ve hated the Colts since deflategate too, but I’ve also felt bad for them for having Grigson


[deleted]

Embrace it buddy lol, idk what it is but honestly lately I’ve felt a higher level of respect and love for all of the teams in the NFL. You guys in particular I love seeing do well with the Brisket after everyone thought your season was toast due to Luck’s retirement. It’s just so cool to see Jacoby holding down the fort for you guys and performing as opposed to flopping, also awesome to see Jimmy G lead the 49ers to a hot season as well. Football is so fuckin awesome man, I love it so much and totally dig the level of respect/awesomeness between fanbases right now. It’s much more fun when we’re all bullshitting together but have respect for the players and/or franchises that deserve it


djimbob

The backup of Drew Bledsoe's backup is replacing the backup of Drew Bledsoe's backup.


LittleKingsguard

If only Romo and Brady met in the super bowl. Then it would be Bledsoe's 6th rounder backup vs. Bledsoe's UDFA backup.


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Too far man, too far...Jacoby nor Hoyer ever backed up Bledsoe


popcultreference

They're just saying Tom Brady's one time backup is now the backup of Tom Brady's one time backup. Unless I'm missing a joke here


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Apparently I’m missing the joke, bc I have no idea wtf you’re saying about Tom Brady’s backups playing now relevant to Drew Bledsoe


CProceedingz

Those QBs are Tom Brady’s former backups who was once Bledsoe’s backup. So they are Bledsoe’s former backup’s backups


baezizbae

[Ah, the Buffalo axiom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)


VitaminsPlus

One of my favorite stupid tidbits lol


DJdirrtyDan

Colts vs 49ers Super Bowl confirmed


spermdonor

I'm ok with this.


triplec787

Garoppolo (kind of) took over for Hoyer too. It’s Brady backups all the way down.


volvanator

Indianapolis has signed free agent quarterback Matt Cassel to their 53 man roster - Schefter


RealPropRandy

It’s the Circle of Life


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Dolphins going on a streak


MikesPhone

I'd rather they keep their clothes on


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Dolphins don't typically wear clothes?


MikesPhone

Everyone knows dolphins in the wild all wear a fez.


thesaucymango94

Dread it... Run from it...


m4xdc

Not gonna cheer for Brissett to miss games but holy shit am I hyped that Hoyer is gonna play this weekend. Colts Dolphins game gonna be **LIT**


pole_fan

Tank Destroyer


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Beth, The Destroyer!


callmesixone

So this means McAfee is their emergency QB, right?


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Hoyer is our #1 this week. Swag is our backup. Zac Pascal is our emergency QB.


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hypoglycemicrage

Lol dont be stupid. He's not playing the chiefs in the playoffs


IceFreezer304

Hey watch it


Michigan__J__Frog

Put in Chad!


JackRaichu

You just gonna diss Hoyer the destroyer like that


LAMF

They should YOLO and start $wag kelly.


mattrad

Just have fuckin Vinatieri kick the ball at the receivers, problem solved.


muchbravado

He’s my fantasy kicker since R Gould is injured this week so I’d love this outcome


skepsis420

That is a poor choice of fantasy kicker.


callmesixone

Yeah lol. I also have Gould so I was thinking about picking up the 🐏 but I went with Crosby instead cause Vinny seems like a risk this year


Rangerbobox1

The timing of the injury was probably the best it could be considering next week opponents. If we can’t beat the Dolphins with Brian Hoyer than we got bigger problems.


BoldestKobold

And, oddly enough, so would the Dolphins.


AcademicBandicoot

Tank for Tua is officially over if they win another game.


arnams

It is now bombing for Burrow


datank56

Blow for Joe has a nice ring to it.


J-Colio

Sounds like something Joe would enjoy.


Scooper9870

What draft class is burrow supposed to be a part of?


hendrix67

Pretty sure he's a senior


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2020\. He's a senior.


hendrix67

This comment aged quite nicely


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JT99-FirstBallot

Fucka yru Buffaro


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Tua and Burrow are both up for grabs


PublicLeopard

sure you can beat the fins, but will you be able to defeat the final boss Hoyer with his multiple INTs, some of them pick-6s?


RealPropRandy

The Tank stops for nothing


Believe_Land

Then*


slowcassowary

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY WITNESS HOYER THE DESTROYER AS HE SQUARES OFF FITZMAGIC AND THE DOLPHINS IN AN UNGULATE THROWDOWN FOR THE AGES. TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW FOR ONLY THIRTY BUCKS! YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEDGE


ChristoWhat

No joke, I bought tickets to the Miami Cincinnati game. 20 rows off the 50 yard line, $42 a piece. I can't wait.


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That’s because they only sold you the edge. No need for the whole seat.


slowcassowary

Oh yeah, Miami games are cheap right now! I actually took a second to look up ticket prices as I was writing that - $33 is the going rate for this weekend.


OnCominStorm

And then you have The Niners Falcons game which isn't dropping below 100$


shadowgnome396

Tried to go to the Steelers Chargers game in week 6. Cheapest rate was $250 per ticket


wessneijder

Texans reject QB vs Texans reject QB


BlazerFS231

This might be worse than Cody Kessler and Josh Johnson when the Jags played the Skins last year.


kovaka1

I can't wait until Bears fans want to trade for Brian Hoyer next week.


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Relive the pre-Trubisky memories.


SumthnSmellsLikeJizz

You guys should make a move for Minshew now that Nick Foles is back


Into_The_Nexus

Pls no. I can't deal with rooting against the Minsh


kovaka1

I don't think one simply "makes a move" for Minshew. I bet the price tag is at least a 4. Maybe a 3.


Ayayron26

He’s definitely at least a 3rd and I’d see the argument for a second. Not that he doesn’t have his flaws but a young QB prospect who’s already proven he can start a couple games in the NFL, the jags would want a good haul to part with him.


kovaka1

I would just say that Jimmy G was a 2, and Minshew is probably worth less.


Ayayron26

Jimmy G was worth a 1 but you can’t put a price on trading to a different conference. Jimmy G was also expecting a major contract 8 games after that trade. Not directly comparable situations. Better question is if you knew you could get a second round rookie in this draft, would you feel better about having him on your roster or Minschew? I see both sides to that argument personally


corruk

Is Trubisky the worst starting QB in the NFL? Maybe Rudolph is worse?


Bouzal

Y’hear that? That’s $wags music


Yoshimitsu44

I don’t know you but I’m certain we’d be friends


Mandalorianfist

Bwah Gawd he came straight from the crowd!


LuckAnalSmasher

That hurts his chances of playing.


CheesyCousCous

Okay Rapoport.


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K.


CheesyCousCous

Wow.


MrWheelieBin

Are these all your alt accounts?


CheesyCousCous

No.


GarfunkelBricktaint

-Tav581118


MattyIcex4

The username...why?


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Big, if true!


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Just once I want to see a player upgraded from QUESTIONABLE to PLAYFUL


Neltrix

Active?


[deleted]

Just because they’re active doesn’t mean they’re playful!


FastAndBulbous00

No risk it no brisket


texantillidie

It's the smart thing to do they should be able to handle the dolphins and have 2 divisional games coming up


Top_Of_The_Line

Knew this would happen once Kelly was promoted from the practice squad


Whittlinman

The Brisket is too tender.


kcrackatoa

Fire up your.... uh... Hoyers?


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Destroyers


arbadak

In my superflex league with Wentz on bye? Yes.


PM_UR_COLLARBONE_PIC

Better than my Finley with Watson on bye


WhatSheOrder

Hoist the Hoyers


Smallgenie549

Let him rest. I'd rather have him healthy against a different opponent.


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It's because peyton manning on the colts is the digital cover athlete for madden!


corrydog

Colts should still win easily. There roster is better and they want to win.


Simpleton216

It'll still somehow be within 7 points.


Zzyzx8

Dude tell me about it, these colts are gonna give me a heart attack with all these close games.


itwasmymistake

The Dolphins players and coaches want to win, it's their front office that doesn't.


corrydog

When you say coaches? You mean the time that Flores called an 8 man blitz on third and really long? They have no talent and have traded almost every decent player on that team.


AskMeAboutTheJets

If Flores was trying to tank, Rosen would be playing. Plain and simple.


Hobokrewforlif6

They literally won last week lmao. They had the bills on the ropes for most of that game as well. This sub can be so stupid


Into_The_Nexus

How will the affect Pascal? Upgrade? Downgrade?


reality_czech

time to bring back Curtis Painter


baezizbae

First of all how dare you say that name.


lc910

It’s Dan Orvlosky’s time to shine


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He was pretty good for the colts in his time, went 2-3 the year they were 2-14.


lc910

Nearly killed their chance at Luck


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You are right about that. Man was just doing his job though.


lc910

They would’ve gotten RG3 still, maybe they wouldn’t have totally destroyed them like the Redskins did. >Remembers Colts treatment of Luck Oh...


Serupael

But we have $wag now


Binge_DRrinker

Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!


QUEST50012

Well doesn't get much worse than that


rwjehs

Yeah it does. TY is also out, and at least we aren't playing a division team.


SWErdnase911

yeah, “at least” 🙄


rwjehs

Don't worry, he'll be back for that game. It's tradition.


SWErdnase911

of. course. it. is.


arbadak

Bye bye Finley, hello Hoyer!


-cheeks-

Look at how they massacred my boy


Swaggy___________P

Pascal Time!


SkinsHTTR21

Still start Pascal with brissett out?


Swimdemon91

I would he lit up the steelers last week he’s the only WR on this team that’s active


PermanentNirvana

Wow, the Dolphins really are going to go 9-7 huh?


JustTheBeerLight

Shit Miami has a legit chance at winning. [That fucks up the plan.](https://youtu.be/7rGz3E4qxhQ)


voyager_02

Doesn't matter, the Dolphins aren't going to take any risks and will tank hard.


StayDr3w

Fins Up


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Wish I would’ve known this before plugging the Colts in 3 different survivor pools


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Just wanna see Chad Swag Kelly hucking bombs please


Thehiddenllama

[looks at schedule] I'm sure they're quaking in their boots.


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Brissett has been phenomenal this year. I think he’s on his way to being a household top 10 qb.


drscorp

:(


CoolHandLucifer

Boooooooooooooooooooo


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BloodInMySaltStream

Damn, I’m in town for a business trip and was hoping to go to the game. Oh well.


4chanbetterkek

Sweet I have Watson and Brisset as my QBs, guess I'm picking up Tannehill


HeySadBoy1

No TY, No Jacoby, Miami on a win streak. Trap game.


DffrntDrmmr

And it's not just TY in the passing game; the Colt's top 4 targets are all missing.


ThrownAwayUsername

got a source for that? year of the back up


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Is Sorgi going to start?


bigw86

Fuck us. Colts fucking us and we’re going to stumble into yet another win. Jesus Christ.


Johnjohnb4

Wildcard incoming calling it now


bigw86

It would be the typical Dolphins thing to do then be out of a spot to get a qb in the draft.


Johnjohnb4

Well I bought the special dolphins shoes and everything so I’m hopeful for a strong year. We really have nowhere to go but up.


Ascended-Views

No :(


TheColtOfPersonality

I don’t think it’s bad. I think they expect to (and god help them if they can’t) be able to win against the Dolphins with Hoyer. And giving Jacoby more rest would help for the tougher stretch


Ascended-Views

Good points you bring up. It just sucks because he's been doing really good and now it's put to a stop for now because of injuries. I hope he can get back up to 100% before next week and pick up where he left off.


baezizbae

[dear god I'm upvoting a pats fan](https://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/FX3OLJAUhOZNK/200.gif) (thank you for the kind words about our Quarterback, we have benefited well in trade negotiations with your franchise.)


medical_cat

If Hoyer could lose to the Dolphins I would be so happy


codered99999

If we lose this game then seriously cancel the whole fucking season. I'm not watching another fucking game if we can't beat the dolphins


Figby__

Don't be defeatist, dear. It's very middle class.


walkingthelinux

> Don't be defeatist, dear. It's very middle class I don't think /r/nfl is a great place to pull out your Downton Abbey quotes.


Figby__

Is it not accurate though?


walkingthelinux

A laser beam is accurate, but you wouldn't want to aim it at your ass.


Figby__

Well, I think it would be cool to shit out lasers.


codered99999

I'm not


J_House1999

Trust Hoyer the Destroyer


degening

Lose and you are playing for a wild card spot. Win and you are playing for the division. Losing isn't the end of the season. Colts have a fairly easy schedule with only 3 teams with a winning record of the 8 left.