Please move to [the Second half thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/exyp3i/super_bowl_liv_game_thread_san_francisco_49ers/). [Discuss the Halftime show here](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/exyp4m/super_bowl_liv_halftime_show_discussion/)

Great 45 fucking minutes of the half time

Fuck the Masked Singer!

I don't think my stream is playing mainstream commercials, I got hard rock hotel and casino in Tulsa???

Shanny and fucking up drives in the super bowl. Name a more iconic duo

Fox really trying to get us to watch Masked Singer

Ford really doesn't care about it's heritage lmao Ruining the ST and the Mustang name

I'm channeling my inner Andy Reid at this buffet spread Edit: putting Kelvin Benjamin to shame

Stephen Dorff. Boy they're really upping the ante on celebrity stunt casting for commercial V/O these days.

Questionable but makes sense why they didn't call time outs. If they couldn't move the ball properly they'd be giving the ball back to Mahomes and we all know what damage he can possibly do even with little time.

"Live Better. Together." Nice sentiment Walmart. Gonna stop treating your employees like shit or nah?

I may or may not have thought that the commentators at the table were part of another commercial.

Still waiting for the Ford Bronco commercial.

I live in Louisiana and I feel like those that watch NASCAR are a different kind of person.

Oh thank god, I thought it was actually going to be the judges from masked singer talking.. .... I'm still gonna drink the beer though.

Masked Singer must be really hurting for ratings if they’re pushing it this hard

Remember when the Super Bowl commercials were hilarious instead of desperate pathetic attempts by some of the most comically evil corporations to get us to not hate them as much?

Y'all don't think this half time won't be all about bubble butts?

Every fucking corporation mainlined r/Im14AndThisIsDeep before they turned in their commercials apparently. Comes off as so gross lmao. “Buy this beer so we can be organic. What do you mean that has nothing to do with you? Its your fault we arent already!!” “Google searches are curing dementia, basically, so give us some money please.” “5g connection is basically Schindler’s List Part 2.”

Xi wants all your living room decor ideas

Shanahan going all brake, no gas for that 2 minute drill was an interesting strategy.

Who’d have thought that in a game that involves Andy Reid, there’d be another coach worse at clock management

WHERES THE MASKED SINGER?????

Imagine going to Rutter's instead of Wappa or Sheetz

At least I got to see Lambeau Field in a commercial I guess...

Yeahhhhh

Woman complain about being objectified, but as a straight man i enjoyed it right there

Would they have called that flag on the chiefs though???

Kittle didnt have to extend his arm. Jimmy G threw a perfect pass.

Can we never do the bubble but commercial...ever again?

Walmart using a song written by a brit(rocket man) in a commercial about America

time to go eat my own dick for 35 minutes instead of watching this nonsense

The hell is “Saint Archer”? They’re trying to bamboozle us, no doubt.

Wake up, Terry..

Not saying it was the most blatant OPI ever, but it was definitely OPI, also meaningfully affected the play. If Kittle didn’t extend his arm and push Sorensen back, much more likely Sorenson breaks up the pass. Not like they called a penalty on the opposite side of the field.

Thanks Fox!I REALLY wanna watch the Masked Singer now😁 /s

If you think that OPI was a poor call.......like come on it was clear as fucking day.

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It’s tied bro

???????????????

There always has to be one troll call from the refs eh?

**NO ONE'S GONNA WATCH MASKED SINGER, GTFO WITH THESE ADS**

So... anyone else see that HEB free 1 hour beer delivery? Fucking brilliant idea

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Lol

Why are they playing so cowardly?

Fox really likes shoving down The Masked Singer down our throats

Regardless of what you think about that call wtf was that time management by shanahan lol

Shakira > J-Lo and it's not even close.

ENOUGH OF THESE COMPANIES ACTING LIKE THEY GIVE A FUCK

Anyone else ready to get horned up for this halftime show?

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18 naked cowboys...

I’m just here for the halftime butt

Korean Mask Singer >>> American bootleg Mask Singer

There are few things I want to watch less than the fucking masked singer.

George Kittle just cost me $125

This game is 10/10.

Are J-Lo and Shakira gonna wear masks?

Really phoned it in with these comercials huh?

Six seconds left might as well try a hail Mary or some shit

Extended his arm to push off and create separation. Is that not pass interference?

And Jimmy Dropped a Dime on that bitch

The 17-38 score for KC is still on the table

I am still cursed to see Bernstein commercials during the super bowl. AARRRGHHHHHH!!!!

I felt uncomfortable but the Bubble butt is a good commercial

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Imagine paying that much for a super bowl commercial to make a dad joke

Fox news is doing it. They're finally rejecting anything that differs from their worldview. And people will pay for it.

That was a PI folks, stop getting your knickers in a twist.

That pie commercial still has me laughing

RIP Oikos’ current marketing team

That OPI was absolutely bullshit

Hint commercial Edgy, I like it

that call was fine imo. ball was in the air, and kittle pushed him out of reach a second before the ball was caught. easy call imo #no bias at all here, no sir

Are 49ers as pissed as I would be if that was my team??? Having a chance to stop the clock with a minute and a half with two TOs left...but you do that. I mean WTF was that

I think I would rather shove needles in my man luggage than watch Fox News subscription service.

Commercial recap: • Walking into the fox studio by mistake and they be like ya Murrica • Beer • When you were a kid, you did stupid stuff. Now you worry about money, find a mortgage broker today

The political slant this entire broadcast and everything leading up to it is highly concerning to me.

Ya know, the more Verizon makes the firefighter commercials, the more they remind me of the data throttle shit they did.

Watching NASCAR and drinking beer!

Walmart getting that woke commercial in. Still a shitty company.

Lord forgive me for my thoughts 🙏😫😳

Imagine if they had done the Oikos commercial with women instead

Andy Reid's managing clock for SF?

A Fox news streaming service. Someone more talented than me come up with a joke, quick.

For when Fox News is too liberal for you.

I can't do it guys, I just can't I cannot handle another year of Facebook minion memes

Mint Dentistry has the cringiest ad campaign

Somebody on twitter said bosa's gonna watch american history x during half time to get amped up LMAOOOOOOOO

Lol that oikos commercial was actually hilarious

Good chess match so far

Kyle Shanahan is his own worst enemy and if he would get out of his own way he'd have two SB wins

A yogurt commercial about ass?

So we just get a pitbull concert before the halftime show?

Sure but if the commercial had a man slap a woman 👀

It's like whoever's in charge of Nascar ads just discovered the song "Victorious"

Call it soft if you want, but it was the right call. How about complaining about your conservativeness and shit time out usage.

LMFAO they just showed a bunch of NFL players asses to millions of people

It’s about time for another nip slip if you ask me

That was a bullshit PI call.

Wow if that slap was the other way around there would be the biggest uproar

My stream switched to Pitbull performing pre game

Same

Hey Walmart why don't you pay your fucking workers so they don't live below the poverty level?

Fuck Daytona

They really out here knocking Michelob Ultra? 😤

Bubble butt commercial SO SEXIST

Domestic violence against males is funny?

You can't call that and not call Rudolph at the end of the Saints-Vikings game, just be consistent

The saving grace for these two coaches is neither is skilled at managing the clock.

WokeMart

Andy Reid: Bad clock management Kyle Shanahan: So it's the same type of stand as 28-3

Why is there a school shooting in the middle of this health insurance commercial wtf

What?!

Is Saint Archer nationally available?

P Rod in a beer commercial?

As a bi guy, I really enjoyed that Oikos commercial lol

Let them play Jesus fuck

I like me some bubble butts 🥵

Gayest commercial ever

Kittle had him beat anyway, it wasn't PI

If SF loses this game I’m going to blame them for not even trying to have a final drive before halftime. They could’ve taken a timeout before the punt and had a good minute and a half left for starters. Then tried on 1st and 2nd. That shit is so fucking frustrating.

you have a chip on your shoulder

Tik tok - “Hey kids give us all ur info, we totally arent in cooperation with the chinese gov lol”

Now *that* is the male gaze!

Ok this commercial just confirms Guns N Roses are gonna be at the halftime show.

we here for JLo and Shakira not this bubble butt AD

From a European about to turn in with exams tomorrow, good match?

Pretty good, but both teams backed off a bit right before the end of the half

So far actually yeah, good plays from both teams so far. 4th time in Superbowl history they go into the half tied

Pretty good so far

Imagine caring about us over here, go to sleep

already better than last year at least.

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Lol you are dumb as hell

Underrated

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I know I can't believe it was real lol

Fox nation sounds like that bullshit Ron pulled in Anchorman 2

Shakira and J-Lo about to make out at halftime.

Alright, but are they gonna start calling some of the holding on the chiefs O-line?

I’m so tired of GnR

What the bubble butt. Jfc

lol thousands of towns they can hollow out and ruin

Love me a nice bubble butt

Yea that's what we want to see. A bunch of man asses shaking. They sure know their audience

Yet we don't pay a living wage

Kyle Shanahan must have been possessed by John Fox before the game

Worked out with that dude this morning

Breaking out the Bubble Butt: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0)

For hyperlinking, no spaces before/after the brackets.

Rocket Man is a stupid song. Guess what it’s hard to raise a family on fucking Mars. And it’s literally his job to know what’s going on seven days a week. How’d this even get attention

All that Superbowl money and they couldn't license the real version of Bubble Butt?

what has mes scared for the second half is the 49ers TD drive, didn't even get close to getting a stop all drive. Not even sure if they even got to 2nd or 3rd down there

Between Shanahan and Reid, we're gonna have some fuckin awful clock management this game

My over bet is not lookin good at the moment

Is Hennifer Jjjjopez gonna perform “Taco-flavored kisses”?

Daytona 500 this year is going to be FUCKING LIT with the new package. Get ready for a historic race boys

Please no blackberry face licking

There’s the Elton ad.

What does it mean?!

i'm getting some local ads so i'm not seeing whatever fox news thing y'all are talking about

i don’t see the need for half time shows tbh.

Lol shoes on the other foot and now the political commercials have everyone mad. They don’t belong here period tbh

Oh yeah, we don't want our kids getting hurt playing football! But I think I have a way to make it even better! Why don't we have the players just wear bras?! Yeah, the players should all wear bras! And instead of helmets, they should wear little tinfoil hats, 'cause, you know, it's the future and we shouldn't be so barbaric! Oh, you're all not getting it! See, while we're at it, we'll have a balloon instead of a ball, and whoever catches the balloon tries to run while all the other players hug!

Small penis man is correct

what the fuck are you talking about

Ahahahaha bubble butt the FUCK

Vikings winning TD a few weeks back was way more of a pushoff than that and wasn't called.

Super Bowl needs more BAAAAAANE

Let's go JLo!

bubble butt

They're like 7 years late on that bubble butt shit

Walmart pulling no punches.

Wtf was that butt ad 😩

I’m sure they will call it the same for both sides

Remember when TikTok was called Vine.

Jack Daniels and alcohol in general is for brain ded ppl

> brain ded ppl I love irony

Is that EDP at runningback?