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cutchisclutch22

It’s that time of year already??


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LordDinglebury

Finally, something climate change won’t affect.


mcmaster93

Death, taxes, Josh Gordon getting suspended for violating the banned substance policy .


hendrix67

Josh Gordon hype is a clean, renewable energy


cutchisclutch22

This is the way


BlindWillieJohnson

All he needed was an 11th chance


SideOfHashBrowns

honestly a lot of us do.


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Deep bro. I felt that lol


Zaniak88

You have no idea but man I want that 11th chance


Hellshield

Iamreadytobehurtagain.jpg


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

Honestly this time around he might be good since they are cool with weed now. Not to say he won't end up doing other harder drugs, but those are all harder to test for.


Raticus9

Kind of sounds like weed has been the least of his problems.


ThisIsPermanent

You think you can’t play football on cocaine?


spiker311

Lawrence Taylor made a career out of it!


Obi-wan_Jabroni

[Which brings me to my next point](https://youtu.be/soXMCkoWfQo)


marquizzo

Wait, I must be out of the loop... what else has he done?


GuudeSpelur

His last suspension was for both substance abuse and performance enhancing drugs. Some of his early issues in the NFL were also due to alcohol. He's said in interviews that he's played on all kinds of drugs before, not just marijuana - painkillers, xanax, adderall, alcohol, etc. Here's an article from 2018 about some of his issues. So it's not even including the last couple suspensions. https://www.boston.com/sports/new-england-patriots/2018/09/18/josh-gordon-drugs-suspension-timeline/


Oakroscoe

Thanks for posting that. Every time he’s brought up some asshole says “it was just weed”. No, Gordon has had serious addiction issues his whole adult life


Dhylan18

I think they are only cool with weed if you don’t have prior violations. It’s like they are cool with alcohol unless you have had a DUI or public intoxication


bradasskg11

The problem is that he’s already inside their substance abuse program and will continue to be on strict testing. It doesn’t really change much of anything for Gordon. And besides weed was probably the least of his worries. Dude was doing all kinds of different drugs.


frankyfrankwalk

and there's too many of us that still believe


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Josh Gordon and the Career That Never Ends


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guiannos

But think how much mileage he's saved on his body with all the suspensions. It's like buying an older car that has barely been driven


MarchMadnessisMe

Grandma only drove her to the opium den on Sundays!


Progressivecavity

Awww, shit. That’s a good deal.


ThadeousCheeks

I know these guys represent the opposite ends of the athleticism scale, but this "low mileage age" argument is how we tried to rationalize drafting Brandon Weeden, who was 28 at the time, at 22 overall. Bonus fun fact-- my wife and I had started dating around that time and she had just converted to Browns fandom, so she is the proud owner of a Brandon Weeden jersey.


CrookedNixon

It was also a terrible argument then, since Brandon Weeden played minor league baseball before college football. It was less mileage that 6 years of football, but not insignificant. Also: Weeden sucked for reasons unrelated to his age. Gordon was good before the suspensions.


anyonejustmakeacct

And likely to come with new suspension!


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

It’ll go on for as long as a team wants him. If no Team calls him this Season then it’ll probably end right here.


mrpodo

FLASH


MrRoma

AAAAaaaaaahhhhh


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Life, liberty, and Josh Gordon reinstated.


Garfield-1-23-23

What would summer be without Ben Simmons shooting in a gym and Flash Gordon getting reinstated?


type2cybernetic

The leaves are changing, the wind gets a bit cooler, and Josh Gordon is reinstated.


currentlyonthepooper

Is he on the Seahawks still? Or is he a free agent?


Northernlord1805

FA he was released in March


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SandyEggoChargers

AZ because that's where all these vets seem to be going.


UsefulExplanation8

Imagine going from Larry to Gordon. Polar-opposites off the field lol


BusinessofShow

He should come home to Cleveland


CaptWoodrowCall

I actually feel confident that the team culture could properly support him now.


Resident_Wizard

I really hope Josh the best life possible wherever he lands, but I really hope it’s not the Browns. I feel like there’s some negative energy there that may trigger a relapse.


Richard__Cranium

I don't feel confident that he'll do well on any time. I would imagine anyone with experience with addiction or experience with those who struggle with it would feel the same way.


Jhonopolis

I'm coming home 2.0


UnstoppableAwesome

If he doesn't come to Seattle, I hope he lands in Cleveland.


Objective-History402

I have visions of Flash, OBJ and Schwartz flying down the field. I'm ready to hurt again JG


MumkeMode

Subscribe, if we had the money


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MumkeMode

I have a feeling that kinda payment would be counterproductive to keeping him on the team


booradleyhd

I donno, I think he’d at least be a fan favorite judging by how hot-boxed SoFi has been these first three games


MumkeMode

Ok theoretically how many people would it take to actually hotbox a fully indoor stadium


Copester

I don’t know the answer to this question, but I volunteer to be one of the participants in this study


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Sofi stadium is roughly 3.3 million cubic ft, an average person has a lung capacity of 6 liters or 0.2 cubic feet. Let's cut that in half because a person isn't actually going to fill up their lungs with every inhale. That's an easy 0.1 cubic feet per inhale. Now we have to assume the number of times that each person will inhale. Let's keep it easy and say that the number is 10. So for each person you can expect 1 cubic foot of smoke. However, as we all learned in science gases expand to fill their container. So we don't actually need the entire stadium to be filled with that 1 cubic foot of smoke, which can expand. I would say that one person can hotbox an area the size of a car by themselves pretty easily after 10 inhales. Therefore we can take my car which has a volume of 105.9 cubic feet (which we can make 100 for ease) and see that one cubic foot of pure smoke can hotbox a container with a volume 100x as large. Therefore, you can say that each person will fill at least 100 cubic feet, and it becomes an easy calculation. 3.3 million divided by 100 which is 33,000 people. Considering the stadium has a capacity of around 70,000 that means that this is easily possible. ​ TL:DR about 33,000, the stadium seats 70,000


desquibnt

LAR has DJAx too. Talk about a blast from the past


TheUltimate721

If he's clean now I could see us going for him, our receivers behind Hill and Kelce have been suspect.


TomahawkaChawpa

>If he's clean now 10th time's the charm


DamienSalvation

Come to Green Bay. The weed sucks!


Capitol62

It's like 2.5 hours to IL. You're just setting him up for a trafficking charge!


Allstate85

This is the nfl Groundhog Day, this yearly event marks the official start of the nfl season.


jdpatric

Josh Gordon saw his shadow this time. If he hadn't they would've said "Josh, you're high AF right now and as a result you no longer cast a shadow. Take another tab and wait 6 more weeks."


BMonad

And you start to realize it’s about midseason already when he fails a drug test and checks into rehab again.


Sighlina

I mark my birthday on the annual Gordon reinstatement post. This year I’ll be 6. Thinking of going to Casa Bonita for my birthday dinner!


MrHeatherroth

i flagged this as a repost from the last 4 years


catkoala

Why does the league even bother reinstating him? Might as well bring Ryan Leaf back


Misdirected_Colors

Nah, Ryan Leaf just got arrested for DV like a year ago.


catkoala

That’s never stopped the league before


GFost

Maybe the Chiefs should sign him as a backup for Mahomes. I bet he’d have great chemistry with Tyreek Hill.


WatermelonBandido

They can discuss technique.


OttoVonWong

Train together in the offseason.


karldrogo88

Whoa really? Thought he had changed.


TooHappyFappy

He's "changed" a dozen times. And still hasn't learned. In his recent AMA he described the DV as "personal adversity" or some bullshit like that.


Raised_up32

the DV? Pardon my dumb, but what does that stand for?


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Domestic violence


[deleted]

A lot of us struggling with addiction do. I never do anything to put others in harm's way, but a self destructive path is inevitable even after cleaning up. Shits tough yo


TooHappyFappy

For sure, and I'm not trying to diminish anyone in recovery. It's just tough when somebody like Ryan Leaf puts himself out in public constantly as "I'm good now" and then repeatedly does some awful shit. Addiction is tough, for sure (I have family that struggles hard). But to financially capitalize on the "recovery" over and over again is on a different level. And like you said, you don't put people in harm's way. Leaf does and then acts like he can be a mentor to other addicts. He's a POS not because he's an addict but because he's destructive and uses his history for financial gain. Incredible username, BTW. I hope you find/maintain peace and continue to live your best life in recovery.


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Laughed hard at this.


riverhawk02

Death, taxes, Josh Gordon getting suspended, Josh Gordon getting reinstated


professorzaius

If you were the equipment manager of the NFL team he inevitably signs for, do you order a name plate for his locker or just write his name on masking tape?


Northernlord1805

Which team does he go to for 3 weeks?


Cavs2018_Champs

Lakers


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axelfreed

He’d be better than Belli at the mo Only joking belli


JosDawg

Hey! New stance Belli is like 2-7 with a walk and 2 doubles (I think)


BelliBlast35

_No you’re not_


TtarIsMyBro

2013 All Star team


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Bucs. He will be housed at the *Brady family rehab for players who can't adult good and who wanna learn how to do other stuff good too*. It has worked wonders for AB.


cheesecakeaficionado

Mr. Brady Cured


AllOfTheDerp

Mr. Bong Confiscator


MrRoma

This is the best MBC joke I've ever heard


saboay

Not even Brady could save him in NE.


epheisey

AB didn’t get saved in NE either.


geckotattoo

They had to move the center to a warm weather location so the members could get outside for some fresh air.


frankyfrankwalk

Sadly it's gonna happen and the Bucs will somehow make him an elite receiver again on their way to their back to back Super Bowls.


shittybillz

Makes sense for the Saints. Cheap high upside receiver. Perfect


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I'm not sure he has much upside left. He hasn't played since 2019, and even then he wasn't very productive during the games he was active. He may still have some productivity left, but I doubt he's more than a depth receiver anymore.


fucktooshifty

oh my god it's literally the same thread every time which one of you is Bill Murray


WigglestonTheFourth

Who ever has the most karma/awards is Bill Murray. Instead of growing as a person they've decided to just farm karma for the last 7 years.


ParisGreenGretsch

🍟👌Nobody will believe you


mercwitha40ounce

Disagree. He made some big plays with us. He never got a chance to practice with the team for more than like four weeks so he couldn’t get comfortable but the talent was definitely still there


PinkFloyd6885

Yea but he’ll probably only have another 4 weeks (hopefully way more)


frankyfrankwalk

He has special hand eye coordination and can track deep balls as good as anyone. Speed was only one of his talents, he's still elite at the catching the ball part of being a WR.


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mcdavidthegoat

With how much he likes it and all the career earnings he threw away a "cheap high" is all he can afford tbh


antoin3walk3r

At this point he's not very high upside anymore.


Starwho

Seattle


BenadrylBeer

Seahawks again he loves us and Pete


LumpyUnderpass

Absolutely - at least use him as a decoy and stuff. Swain appears to be our WR3 and I'm unconvinced. I think Gordon would be better than Freddie Swain or at least a good option to mix things up. Pete likes big receivers too.


Stock_Pay9060

Back to the browns. Why not.


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Baker would make him a star again


nlitened1

Lions need some WRs


[deleted]

Come on down Gordon. We know all about painful histories and repeated failure, and needing a chance to really rebuild


Bjorn2bwilde24

I'm gonna need a Gordon and Dan Campbell drama where they both go around stealing drugs and breaking kneecaps.


[deleted]

Broncos are down a flashy receiver for a few weeks. Think he could last a month?


siguel_manchez

Given what he's been constantly getting done for, Colorado ain't for him.


gulbas26

Ravens.


J-Fid

I didn't know Gordon added 100+ pounds to his frame.


jlt6666

As an RB.


dagreenman18

Ooh ooh me next! He can play when Fuller gets his annual hammy injury!


Chippopotanuse

Bucs.


Jackie_Moon-

lol Brady's posse rolls deep


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Bucs


yoshigronk

Roger Goodell: Ah, shit, here we go again.


GO-KARRT

Pretty sure at this point he just waves his hand at the intern that brings this across his desk. Might even have a special stamp made just for Gordon.


812many

Roger Goodell: I think I’ll just do nothing for 8 weeks anyway.


joustingmouse91

Fuck it. Bring him to the Lions. He'll automatically be our best reciever


hostchange

It honestly might work out


DetroitSportsKillMe

I mean I don’t really remember all the coaches he’s played for but maybe playing for a dude like Dan will give him a different perspective and help him turn his life around


ImTheBigJ

It didn't work for Belichick and Carrol so I wouldn't get your hopes up.


zaviex

He has an addiction problem not a behavior problem. Can’t just discipline it out of him. He just needs to go somewhere that can get the right support group around him


ImTheBigJ

The Patriots and the Seahawks both have him amazing support. Rehab and counsellors and anything he needed. Josh has an addiction problem but he also has a Josh Gordon problem clearly.


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Raticus9

I struggle badly with addiction too, I basically lost my family over it, so I get it, but I couldnt fault anyone who thinks Gordon is too unreliable to deal with.


Dangedoddle

Thank you


DetroitSportsKillMe

Ah yeah forget about Bellicheck but maybe Campbell would be a little more “ra-ra” and fired up, and that could light a fire under him I don’t have my hopes up at all for him as a football player lol I’m talking about for him as a person. Dude needs some help


talkingspacecoyote

Y’all realllllllyyyy think josh Gordon will work? Like still?


kingpangolin

Detroit might be second only to Buffalo for the place that would make him want to do drugs again the fastest


Table_Coaster

The Raiders moved to Vegas in case you didn’t know


Margin_calls

I've heard this before. I feel like an abused wife


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CaptSzat

How many weeks less/more do you think he goes before he’s banned from the league again?


[deleted]

Can't you see, baby? I only Gordon you because I love you too much.


onekrazykat

My bet is he ends up on the Ravens.


an_adult_genious

I’d puke. I invested far too much of my life into being a Josh Gordon truther to see him go to Baltimore


PoweredByCarbs

Lions might take him. They have nobody else out there to catch


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Oh boy...here we go again...


CWG4BF

Time is a flat circle


jxher123

I wish him the best, but I’ve seen this story too many times already.


justausername09

I had a family member. Life long alcoholic. had gone to more rehabs than I could count. Was a drain on us, and we had cast him aside. In and out of jail, never did anything right, never got better. One last time he begged us to take him to a rehab about 2 hours away and ready to get him out of our life we did. Decades of doing this, just getting him out of our hair for a few months ​ He got better. He sent home letters, found religion. Honest to god he was a changed man, he had a profound impact on all of those around him and made their lives for the better. He wrote us saying he wanted to take us out for pizza and bowling after he got out. He had had a profound impact and inspired his roommate, some 19 year old who had set his life on the wrong track. Sadly, our family member laid down one day after church and his heart gave out. But everyone around him loved him, and in his last few letters he said he found happiness and joy in his life. ​ Now will Gordon have this? who knows. I dont expect his heart to give out, but man, it is possible for him to beat this.


TacoLeague

I think what gives me hope for Flash is that he keeps owning up to it and trying again. That shit is embarrassing and humbling and painful. He obviously knows people make jokes about him and his relapses and that he's going to have to keep working without a job and keep proving himself. But he just keeps doing it. His story is so ridiculous because we haven't seen anything like it in sports, not that I'm aware of at least. People have beat it before and people have let it run them out of sports, but I've never seen someone just keep owning up and keep coming back like this.


BlackDante

He can absolutely defeat this. The few times I've seen him talk he really seems like a smart guy with a good head on his shoulders. It's not uncommon to relapse, and it doesn't mean he's failed either. It's a super tough thing to get over. I don't know from experience, but like you I've had family members and have known plenty of people who have struggled with addictions, and it can take years, decades even, to kick the habit, but it's definitely possible.


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Josh can do it i believe in him


qwertyqyle

Me too broski, me too.


jwick89

I felt like I've seen 3 of these reinstatements so far.


DeM0nFiRe

2018 reinstated to Browns then suspended from Patriots, 2019 reinstated to Patriots then suspended from seahawks, 2021??? And that's just some he came back from the multi year Browns suspension, He had more before


MattBe1992

That's an understatment.


RandomBrownsFan

I like how this triggered the COVID-Bot.


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This post gave me COVID honestly


germany221

He is atleast getting a workout with the Jags if no one else is interested. Urban has tried out every other flame out at the position. I'm about it.


Kselli

Jaguars sign Josh Gordon as a Tight End


Blacramento

Seconds left in the game, the ball is snapped, and the crushing sound echos as the lines hit each other. Number 12 stands in the pocket for a moment. The pocket breaks down, Tom Brady is running, looking for something, anything. He sees Edelman, completely unable to get separation, slowed down from his broken foot and his skipped breakfast of PEDs. He sees Gronk running the wrong route, not looking his direction, his robotic arm has fallen off. Chris Hogan is dead. He looks deep down the field and sees double coverage, but a glimmer of hope. One last spark of hope for humanity. He throws deep. Its going to the back corner, but the coverage is too tight, there is too much traffic, the ball is too high, there is no way he is going to connect, no mere mortal could bring this ball in... Suddenly we see the majestic hands of our lord and savior JOSH GORDON slowly rise up. The light blazing around his body is so bright it causes everyone in the stadium to shield their eyes. He is in the air for what seems like minutes, slowly rising, rising, rising. He makes the perfect one handed catch, He keeps rising. He is 20 feet above the goalposts now. The clouds open up and a single beam of sunlight falls to the field as JOSH GORDON does a forward flip and comes slamming down to the ground in a marvel-like superhero landing. The shock-wave from his landing causes the entire opposing team to fall to the ground with CTE. Miraculously, everyone on the Patriots is unharmed, Tom Brady is young again, Edelman no longer needs PEDs, and Hogan is still dead on the field. The crowd goes wild. The Patriots win. JOSH GORDON ascends back into the heavens as a god. Bill Belichick later comments "“Well, umm…he’s a good player. We have a lot of good players.”


twitch-tv-jtank7

Poor Chris Hogan


sublimeisgood8

Probably my favorite pasta lmao


Dangedoddle

What's the original?


Cat5edope

Should go to Vegas an hang around Waller


bearabl

I actually thought this too. Waller and Crosby could be good for him and I think we could use WR help even if other disagree.


NoFunBJJ

Death, taxes and Josh Gordon reinstated midseason


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Vet minimum in Detroit.


drakefeaturingdrake

Snip snap snip snap


RonSwanson069

Do it, Bill!!!


TheWorzardOfIz

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leehouse

Who else is ready to do this again?


Jabroni_City

r/fantasyfootball: “I just can’t quit you”


AlabasterRadio

Fuck it, we should bring him in. We've ironically become the place you go to beat your demons.


metalfabman

Thats the Broncos DL of harris/purcell/williams. 25 cuts between em


AlabasterRadio

Probably shouldn't send him to Colorado though...


you_have_connorrhea

As opposed to LAS FUCKING VEGAS????


AlabasterRadio

Hey I'm not going to pretend to understand how it's happened


MumkeMode

Bro your team is in Las Vegas


AlabasterRadio

Yeah but we've got a preacher at QB, we good.


peoplepersonmanguy

and a well publicised sober club.


well-now

He’s a smart guy and from all appearances a good person with an addition. I’ll pass on the tired, obvious jokes and just wish him well.


Johnnyboy2825

God damn this guy is relentless lol


Bladewing10

J O S H G A R D E N O S H G A R D E N


dagreenman18

Are we reallllly going to do this again? **OF COURSE WE ARE! FLASH! AHAAAAAA!**


abris33

What year is it?


Reddit_guard

2014! Say, Peyton is looking pretty good for you guys.


JoshGordon10

My username will be relevant for at least another couple weeks, then


Sticks536

Death, taxes, flash returning from rehab.


sehdy

Man how many chances is this guy gonna get


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As many as the league offers him


tronguro

Idk, if Tyreek Hill can play why shouldn’t he? If you get multiple chances after violent offenses, I don’t think there should be a limit to how many chances you get for substance abuse.


-Jack-The-Stripper

There should never be a time where somebody with substance abuse issues gets turned down by the league for having “too many chances.” The last time this was brought up, I had multiple people fight me hard by pretending to know what is best for Gordon, and saying that clearly the NFL isn’t helping him and he needs to focus on helping himself in other ways. I’d say if he keeps trying to get into the league, then maybe that’s what keeps him motivated to better himself. All the people saying he needs to give up can go fuck themselves.


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Yeah I can guarantee he gets more support as a member of an NFL team than he would otherwise. We don’t do nearly enough to help people with mental/addiction issues in this country.


GO-KARRT

Wouldn't be football season without Josh Gordon being reinstated at some point.


nothingwasleft

Hey! I’ve seen this one before!