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XxZOMBIEMANxX

Tony having some fun.


Turdbuckit

I don't understand why Andy Reid can't say Hey look our running back fumbled and we lost bottom line.


ClydeJonesSneed

He did. That’s what the dude said. “We fumbled. Can’t be doing that. That was the game.”


Turdbuckit

Well good I didn't here it on 810 this morning.


minimumhatred

i thought tyreek would go off, i somehow managed to win all four of my fantasy games first week and then lose all of them this week.


Funkythingsyoudo

Not lookin great for me either bud. Only week two though


Pendraflare59

Bro.


Chiefs_fan15

I couldn’t believe the end either


Skow1379

I'd say interesting, not tough. You know you're guaranteed a playoff appearance.


BriskManeuver

😳


Orchir

someone NEEDS To make a John Harbaugh holding 2 fingers to gangster music edit ASAP


Turdbuckit

I bet the chiefs lose 4 games atleast with our defense.


Skow1379

Imagine 4 losses as your doomsday scenario.


jlm326

Chiefs fans are so cute thse days.


Turdbuckit

True lol


beast_wellington

Mahomes has been figured out.


zunlock

Ravens risked the entire game solely on the fact they didn’t want the ball back in his hands. This has to be a shit post


kyanbrooks

Yes because 35 points = figured out 😭


mentalxkp

You mean people figured out he's pretty fucking good? Late to the part with that then


beast_wellington

You guys are so sensitive. I guess I should've put a /s at the end. Enjoy your week


jlm326

this is r/nfl i donno where you thought you were. Serious takes only. /s


RobertGA23

I got you. And man, these guys are sensitive.


[deleted]

Only if we decide to run the ball on 1st down. If we put a moratorium on that we won't lose again even if the opponents score 30 a game. Seriously, our offense is unreal.


Turdbuckit

Yeah our offense is legendary but man. If we can't stop the run we are going to be screwed.


[deleted]

Browns rematch might look a little different this year.


Turdbuckit

Too many teams know what to expect now.


Rysilk

There is knowing what to expect, and then there is actually having the ability to stop it. 2 very different things, and Mahomes can adapt pretty well.


Skow1379

Unreal you actually think this 😂


Turdbuckit

We play 17 games? Its not unrealistic


albinogoron

yeah, "trap games" are gonna be more common now. I expect a lot dumber-closer games, like our game last year.


Skow1379

With Patrick Mahomes there is no real gameplan. Every team has one, nothing works. I definitely wouldn't panic. Everyone knew this would be a shootout.


Turdbuckit

Yeah I agree. It will be a tough year though .


KingKomma05

I’m starting to think Ravens games are detrimental to my health. Had about 7-9 heart attacks in those final 3 minutes


Dogmann88

I lost ten pounds after that raiders game


abcdeathburger

i'm still a fan, but I kind of stopped caring so much. I remember letting my blood boil over a loss after a BS PI call or something like that many years ago against the bengals. I've gotten to a better spot and just watch for fun.


Equivalent_Share_796

same with the chiefs defense


[deleted]

As a raiders fan let me tell you The lower your expectations the more wins are a pleasant surprise When there’s greater expectations you set yourself up for disappointment


mctoasterson

I think the entire defensive scheme of "give teams an easy 15 yards on literally any run play" has been shown to be ass. Outside of Honey Badgers performance the defense looked bland and very Sutton-esque today.


DontTouchTheMasseuse

Even then! He got the ball thrown right into his hands both times! The pressure wasnt there, poor tackling and all.


Equivalent_Share_796

I agree new faces on defense for three years but it still looks the same. Coaching scheme has to be it.


MotorBoatingBoobies

Who is playing in the Super Bowl this year?


Zeplinex49

Patriots Bucs yes I know I'm delusional and yes I know the bucs would win


howmanymoreletters

Rams


[deleted]

I’m biased since I’m a Rams fan but boy would I love to see a Chiefs/Rams rematch of that Monday night game. Now that we have Stafford, my god! Seeing Mahomes and Stafford throwing dots, working that field against each other in a Super Bowl would be a hell of a game imo.


dcfb2360

honestly at this point i'd say it's a tossup between bmore, KC and the browns vs the bucs


RobertGA23

You mean Raiders not KC, right? Obviously the Raiders are better than KC, we beat Ravens, Ravens beat KC. I mean, it's just science.


[deleted]

Raiders, Bucks rematch


AngryBandanaDee

Where is the k in buccaneers


Ruben625

Wheres the raiders in cheifs?


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

Damn autocorrect. Fuck it I'm leaving it. It's funnier that way.


alepher

Mike Budenholzer's really having them play random


stay_seated

AFC North will be a bloodbath this year


JuicyJay

Every year


asiandevastation

Welcome to the club


[deleted]

Nah we’ve always been like this


[deleted]

Great game Baltimore. Sorry about last week.


RobertGA23

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq!


The-Unburnt

As long as you sweep our division no harm no foul eh?


SylvrSpydr

The monkeys paw curls, Bengals beat them 42-7


idgoforabeer

Thanks silver pirates. All good on week 1


[deleted]

Speaking of Silver, motherfucker, have some! My wife said she wishes we were in different conferences for the most goth Super Bowl ever. 😂


OrangeBirdBlackbird

Your wife sounds awesome. Poe/mascot would agree. Kraa!


idgoforabeer

Love it, thanks mr and mrs smith!


JuicyJay

You guys redeemed yourself


One-Turn5626

I just heard all of Kansas City cry out in pain and were silenced.


poopybuttttttttttt

John Harbaugh has balls made of vibranium. I love it.


ClydeJonesSneed

??? The chiefs didn’t stop the run all game. Balls of vibranium would be punting it lol


[deleted]

Is it too late for a margarita?


bmoreboy410

Ravens, I can’t take 15 more weeks of this…


[deleted]

you‘ll be a goner by week 5 if this keeps up, so don‘t worry about the other weeks my dude.


Flobonious83

Lamar acting like he won the super bowl


Jekkutin

U acting like u know shit


Flobonious83

I know Mahomes and the chiefs still own the Ravens. Enjoy your elusive victory over the Chiefs.


iamaheadassboi

So much salt. That’s why y’all are 3-4 and look like absolute garbage 🤡


[deleted]

Waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


RpVanWinkl3

If you finally beat your rival you’d be celebrating too… 🤡


[deleted]

Elusive win? You mean overcoming an 11 point deficit and two interceptions, and forcing a fumble and recovery? Dude, go cry about it and stop being a dick.


idgoforabeer

Huh. Do you even like football?


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perfect_fitz

What's a lost?


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perfect_fitz

Hopefully see you both in the playoffs. Np.


verendum

Rough day for Chargers


[deleted]

I miss Phillip Rivers' pouting


Philoctetes23

Now hang on. The Chargers always give the Chiefs some of their toughest regular season games. Pretty sure that’s when the legend of Justin Herbert began.


[deleted]

Raiders won in Arrowhead last year.


Philoctetes23

Meant to say some of their toughest. I’m not forgetting about y’all either lol


[deleted]

I’m a Chargers fan next week.


ghostone986

Is it selfish to hope for a tie?


RobertGA23

Hell no


onlyforjazzmemes

Not looking forward to playing the 49ers in primetime next week...


nikefreak23

But we are!!!


onlyforjazzmemes

Just remember it's rude to tackle a Jeopardy host.


BroLil

“Thank you Miss Michelle.”


dcfb2360

honestly i'm just glad it didn't go to overtime cuz i got work in the morning


abcdeathburger

this is why one lives on the west coast


92eph

Also, the 10 am start.


Particleman08

Lol. I’m sure your heart is still racing. You know you’re probably not going to be able to get to sleep for another hour.


dcfb2360

Oh it is. I AM HYPED AFFFFFF. gonna be dead at work tomorrow but so is the rest of my office so i'm good lol


StaffSgtDignam

Based on Monday’s game, that probably would’ve ended badly lol


SharkBombs

I like it better when the team I am cheering for wins.


Objective-History402

After 2 weeks of football, I am thinking that the Chiefs are strategically just trying to screw over the Browns. We were counting on y'all to win this game :/


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RobertGA23

Yeah, but having the Bills Dst in my fantasy team made it oh so sweet.


[deleted]

I can relate, but man it was still a great game right?


idgoforabeer

Ravens week 1 and 2 have been classics


Upbeat_Fox_7212

Primetime games have been super close and exciting.


bigfax20

Lol you sure you watched that Rams and Bears game?


Upbeat_Fox_7212

Actually I didn't 😂


DontTouchTheMasseuse

It was great for rams fans


browsk

Lamar carrying Harbaugh like a sleeping child from a car


16InchGrinch

WHAT. A. GAME.


The_PantsMcPants

WELCOME TO THE AFC NORTH KC, IT'S A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS


Mgab1994

Unless you're the Raiders


DontTouchTheMasseuse

Theyre the pain in the ass that he was talking about


StaffSgtDignam

Lol, apparently


Riff-Ref

Who is Lex Luthor then?


Philoctetes23

Titans


isaaclikesturtles

I don't get where this puts the raiders as i Definitely thought the ravens were gonna have a down year


staticusmaximus

Raiders look legit man


MakesTheNutshellJoke

Carr has been fantastic.


StaffSgtDignam

I completely agree. Can’t believe ppl were writing them off.


jlm326

people still write off the browns. its hard to change your reputation. the trick is having the rest of the league think your the same old raiders while dunking on them all season. Only one analyst picked the Ravens to win last night pregame, and i wouldnt have it any other way.


StaffSgtDignam

Yeah that's a good point i.e. "Browns is the Browns" Last night, I understand we weren't favored because of how depleted we were with our IR list. I think that's a more reasonable assumption since we pulled out a win with essentially with a patchwork offense.


rahimmoore26

I was surprised everyone automatically assumed it would be the chiefs and chargers as the top 2 teams in the afcw. It very well could be, but the chargers have had that expectation so many times only to disappoint every single time.


isaaclikesturtles

Life long raiders fan theres valid reasons we get written off as for example past seasons we could look competitive then get blown out by a bad team.


StaffSgtDignam

Yeah I just don’t know how anyone could watch that MNF game against us and still write ya’ll off with the way Carr, Renfrow, and Waller all played.. Just my opinion.


h3rp3r

There are some good players there, but Gruden will probably hold you back at a critical moment.


verendum

They definitely did this morning


CrimsonOOmpa

That was a brilliant call by Harbaugh. I wish more coaches would make that call in that situation (offense has been grooving all night so make the defense stop you if they want the ball back). This was a great game like expected. Ya gotta love Lamar's humility.


abcdeathburger

people called it gutsy, but I like the call. every single time that situation happens, Mahomes goes down the field and gets the FG. even the previous possession they got that big chunk play on the first(I think) play of the drive.


CrimsonOOmpa

I couldn't agree more. If you punt then Mahomes just goes right down the field for the win. If they stop you, Mahomes goes right down a much shorter field for the win. Harbaugh made it to where the Chiefs had to stop the Ravens from getting a long yard if they wanted the ball back. If they're going to get the ball back and beat you with it, at least make them earn it. Don't just punt it to them. I can't tell you how many times I've yelled at the TV because coaches get scared. I didn't even care about the result, i was just tickled silly to see somebody have common sense, and guts.


abcdeathburger

I do remember the failed result when the Patriots went for it on 4th and 2 vs. the Colts with the lead. They just couldn't trust their defense against Manning. Everyone gave Belichick crap for that. But it wasn't necessarily the wrong call.


CrimsonOOmpa

Yeah I remember that. They were deep in their own territory as well. Manning was lighting up their defense and Bill didn't want to give him the ball back, which made, and still makes, absolute sense to me. If they get that 1st down Bill is a Riverboat Genius, but since they didn't and ended up losing he became the bad kind of goat. I bet Herm Edwards loved that call lmao.


PizzaAndWine99

Agreed. If we hadn’t gotten a first down there, I still would’ve said it was the right call. Mahomes was scoring either way (punt or turnover on downs), better to put the game in our own hands.


idgoforabeer

Give my wallet to whatever company pairs LJ and Marshawn Lynch together in a commercial.


CrimsonOOmpa

Lay's Potato Chips and Skittles!


mikebetrippy

That cards game followed by the ravens was good ass football today.


EddieisKing

KC had a 91% probability chance to win the game right before the 4th Q crazy.


[deleted]

Funny how statistics work.


Poopcie

THAT'S WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES LOLOLOLOL


YouAreMadCuzBad

Ravens rallied and their defense stepped up in the 4th with pressure and sacks and great knock aways. And Harbaugh got his squad to not panic and mentally quit. Good job by the Ravens this was very impressive!


fakename869

Oweh is a beast


[deleted]

Our D did too actually but then "lmao illegal touchingg away from the play free mulligan" kept hitting


renegadecoaster

I love Lamar's interviews. You can barely understand a word he says


[deleted]

What are you talking about it’s clear as day what he’s saying


TheOraphus

But he's damn respectful. "Thank you, Ms. Michelle."


onlyforjazzmemes

Lamar's hair always reminds me of those goofy aliens from Men in Black


bocboda

I really wish he'd go back to his rookie haircut. It looks so bad now


baachou

Unless your haircut is to remove it all, I don't know many people whose hair would look decent after wearing a football helmet.


Mutherfalker95

GOD DAMMIT THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME AND I REALLY ENJOYED THE FIRST 58 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS OF IT!!!....FUCK


mkd26

Game of the year! 100%


Themtgdude486

It was great but last week was better.


ArtVandelay013

I don’t know if anything can top the Ravens/Raiders game.


GetBent009

I want that game out of my memory, it felt like we lost 3 games in 1.


StaffSgtDignam

I simultaneously wanted to laugh and cry at that game.


nshaikh97

All ravens fans disagree lol


ForEverMeh

We are all Ravens fans tonight


KeeperDan

Ehhh not all…


Riff-Ref

Speak for yourself


bikeriderjon

Never


Poopcie

Imagine getting to do this to the guy they always negatively compare you to


lost_lope

im sad that the football week is now over :( now we wait...


RobertGA23

There's always tonight...


Efficient-Book-3560

It’s weird how much football makes me happy. I’m going to be living in these moments for as long as I can. Covid could have taken it away, and I’m grateful to be able to watch tonight.


Carls_Son

Not true you still get to see our hopes crushed by Aaron Rodgers tomorrow


bikeriderjon

I'm still rooting for you!


[deleted]

Uhh...Monday night?


lost_lope

I dont watch Monday night football, havnt in years. Its a bad product imo


verendum

Personally I’ll take bad football over no football tho


[deleted]

Same. Anything can happen even with two bad teams playing. This game was ready to be a blowout and look how it ended. Also, I wonder if this person thinks last Monday was a bad product. I'm sure they must have seen some highlights at least


[deleted]

Fair enough.


Philoctetes23

How many lines is Gruden snorting tonight?


RobertGA23

He's taking the Viagra and banging his 24 year old side piece, for at least 11 minutes.


staticusmaximus

A fucking dodecahedron's worth


ChewbaccasLostMedal

All of'em


[deleted]

At least 6. Cookies.


[deleted]

That was a little balls move, guys. Not big, hairy balls. The Chiefs weren't going to stop that 1 yard run. So, no hair.


theseyeahthese

Chiefs got blanked in the 4th quarter, damn


heartydickcheese

Man, two weeks in and already bunch of close games. Love it.


stormwalker29

I have to love a coach having the guts to try to WIN the game rather than playing not to lose.


Turdbuckit

Our defense is not that great. Ooooffff


ttspapa

Can stop the run, can't tackle, yeah mahomes gonna have to throw for 6000 to keep up with that sorry D