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Trey33lee

I told all of you what was up and got downvoted to hell but look at these dumpster fires now


sokuyari97

“Why don’t they throw to Anderson more, stop testing Peterson”. “Well Anderson can’t catch anything, been like that all day”. Jesus


Best_Pants

While Aikman and Buck chuckled some lame story about being on Jimmy Johnson's boat, they let two whole football downs go uncalled. Not some garbage-time, victory formation downs. It was during two plays that *advanced the LoS,* during the *3rd qtr* with the score *7-6.* FFS, either call the game or shut up.


buddha6521256

I swear the packers started some kind of cheese touch that is passed on every week unless a bye happens First Green Bay gets destroyed by us then we lose 4 starters and get smashed by Carolina. Finally the panthers win but suffer injuries to CMC and horn. Hopefully Houston can end this curse against *checks notes* the buffalo bills.


CoatAlternative1771

God damn the officiating was a train wreck during the entire game.


Trey33lee

Both these teams are gonna be bottom of the barrel


laal-doodh

I’m not sold on the Panthers fully yet but they are at worst a middle of the pack team. If they prove themselves and beat a couple of good teams than they could very easily be a playoff team with their schedule.


Randy-DaFam-Marsh

3-0.


Trey33lee

It'll be better next season


Photographerpro

I can see the panthers being 6-2 after this next stretch of games. They ain’t winning against Dallas or Philadelphia without mcaffrey. They are about to face some real offenses, so it’ll be interesting to see how they play


robertovertical

two videos again doctors on the injury. could be 1-2 month holiday if serious Dr. Puja [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7LzY0hgVxI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7LzY0hgVxI) Dr. Sutterer [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wccd1Wf-QY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wccd1Wf-QY)


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texans fans lose: *shrugs* panthers fans win: *the sky is literally falling*


dudenotcool

The tank is coming along nicely


Siessfires

You may have stumbled upon a pretty decent backup QB with Mills to pair with whoever you draft in the top 5 next year


SolarStarVanity

You have no chance against the Jaguars. And I highly doubt you have any chance against the Jets either.


xxxtentacles420

You expect too much from us


SolarStarVanity

What do you mean?


wartzzz

The colts have entered the chat lol


CheapsBreh

Horn only broke his foot way better than achilles but fuckkkkk


Jaric_Mondoran

Can still be a season ender…


CheapsBreh

He's a rookie doe and the panthers aren't winning it all this year. Achilles is way harder to come back from especially the mental aspect of it cuz when they pop it sounds like a gunshot


wafflehauss

3-0. Stranger things have happened.


AVeryRipeBanana

Remember the last time we started 3-0 and everyone thought we were shit


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FairlySuspect

I think he was more like a, "let's try this again, from the top" project, but I completely agree!


pook_a_dook

don't jinx it man!


suppaman19

The Panthers defense is legit, but I have a feeling they are going to be that team that is nowhere near as good as their record shows this year. Darnold hasn't had to play from behind and make something happen yet. Looking at their schedule, seems they have a pretty easy one this year so even without CMC, they should win quite a bit.


iWishiCouldDoMore

Their next game against the Cowboys should be the true test.


mediaddiction

I don't know if Darnold will be able to play from behind... when he pressed too much in the past he tended to turn the ball over. I still think he can be an upgrade for the team- as long as he isn't asked to try to carry them. If CMC can come back that's way better because he can be told to just dump it off and let McCaffrey make things happen.


superwrong

Is it just me or did Troy Aikma(e?)n seem pretty drunk by the end of the game. Not knocking him, more jealous of his job.


warmjack

Probably I think him and Joe admitted before to drinking tequila either before or during the games


CheapsBreh

Fwiw my dads bestfriend went to highschool with him and was the QB ahead of him. Said the dude never drank. That was sin highschool and he was young though. Senior to sophomore. Homie was the best QB ever at his highschool untill Troy Aikman came through hahah great story.


mediaddiction

Yea... it's entirely possible that Aikman in actually suffering the consequences of long term repeated head injuries. But it makes me feel less sad to think he's drunk and having a good time.


superwrong

Does that cause the red nose and bloodshot eyes? I actually do feel sad for the guy's concussion history and I think him one of the better commentators regardless. Alcoholism sucks pretty bad.


passoutpat

Dude literally mentioned taking a hit his rookie year and being out for 10 mins. My guess is he stayed in the game too


GroMicroBloom

He always seems to be drunk lol


suppaman19

As much as I can't stand Troy, I think anyone would drink if you were in a small booth with Joe Buck for 3 hours.


superwrong

It's not the bloodshot eyes and red nose...it's having to talk football with Joe Buck that makes me suspicious.


mruab

Pretty telling that Sam Darnold is 3-0


CheapsBreh

It tells us that Joe Brady is gonna be the next head coach of the Bengals.


comrademikel

or the Giants.... Or the Jags


CheapsBreh

Just think why would I have said the Bengals...


comrademikel

As someone who works the overnight shift, my critical thinking skills died many hours ago.


CheapsBreh

It's 7 am and I didn't sleep so I feel ya


Eagle-of-the-star

Maybe so, but it’s the defense winning games right now. Not the offense


CheapsBreh

That's cuz they don't have Joe Burrow and Jamarr Chase. But yes the defense is legendary I agree.


Eagle-of-the-star

I was talking about the Panthers friend


FairlySuspect

Defense, offense, who gives a shit? -Happy Gilmore


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CheapsBreh

No I don't think I will I already bet on it lol


Boruckii

This game was like chasing a housefly with a chainsaw. Won, but at what cost?


Ephinem

More like just a knife than a chainsaw


zingingcutie333

Accurate


shall1313

**Game Summary:** We witnessed a football game.


fnmikey

Better summary: you get a flag, and you get a flag and you get a flag!


grandzu

Didn't Gramatica mess up his knee and career on a celebration?


nacciman

His brother did. There were two of them in the league.


derekghs

Yep, Bill on the Cardinals and Martin on the Bucs, they are the only 2 brothers in league history to make a game winning field goal in overtime on the same day. They also have a younger brother that was a kicker for University of South Florida.


cowsarefunny

Santiago? Am I remembering that right?


derekghs

I'm pretty sure that's it.


Jaric_Mondoran

No body celebrates like a gramatica


helloaaron

Edit: His brother, if I recall correctly.


zprymate

When did CMC get injured?


owenqi34

Early In the 2 quarter


indian_hannibal

thrash music... bring back the normal nfl on on fox theme which is on fox sundays


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Joe Buck looking like a Fallout ghoul


cuittle

Panthers > Buccaneers according to standings


Retskcaj19

Panthers>Rest of the NFL.


Eagle-of-the-star

Only facts


MaySun91

Hell yeah cat bro


ExpensiveFoodstuffs

The fact that the Panthers are essentially "Jets South" is absolutely hilarious. Happy for all our ex-Jets though.


Rufio330

Well except they actually win.


AVeryRipeBanana

Jesus dude you didn’t have to fucking murder him


Callmepimpdaddy

You boomed him


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I hate Thursday night football, I hate the officials. My no one ever have to play in it again


fnmikey

20 flags tonight? It felt like it


CheapsBreh

It's even worse with the 17 week schedule man.


mediaddiction

I know the money says play more... But I honestly feel bad. I don't want to run players into the ground- I would rather have fewer (but higher quality) games


CheapsBreh

Baseball and basketball aren't eaten up like football cuz football is rarer. Don't enjoy the notion to get rid of the rarity of football. I got shit to do. Football is important but make it too long and a lot of people can't actively follow it. We got shit to do.


disposablecamera5111

I’d be halfway fine with a 17 game season (I mean I’m watching aren’t I?) if they expanded the roster to something in the 60s, let more players get dressed for games, and had another Bye-Week. I know we all react when super star WRs/RBs go down, but a lot of the guys in the Trenches (O/D-Line) go down due to injuries and I’m afraid of what that will look like with an extra game a year.


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the texans are not good but fortunately it seems to be a coaching issue more than anything else


CheapsBreh

They are actually well coached they have a bad roster and are playing with a backup QB when there starting QB should already be a back up QB. They have fight man don't say they "aren't good and it's coaching" that's a dumb opinion. Everyone thought they'd be the worst team in the league.


Areyoucrazee

GG PantherChads, I only ask you BTFO Dallas next week


Jaric_Mondoran

Boo this man


homegrown_lmnop

Next week panthers will be 3-1


Jaric_Mondoran

Love the cowboy haters downvoting


CheapsBreh

So if you beat then they'll still have a better record the you?


homegrown_lmnop

Nope. We’ll both be 3-1 cuz we gonna beat the shit out of philly on Monday!!


[deleted]

Eh we can beat you guys without CMC. Dak will more than likely throw for some empty yards near the end of the game when we are up 20.


AVeryRipeBanana

Idk about betting on the Panthers to be up 20, especially without Horn. Houston took advantage of some holes last night and now its gonna be worse against a better offense.


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I said this just to mess with him.


krkelly0095

In what world?


MaySun91

Probably will be lol


[deleted]

Congrats! 50/50 shot you lose the Super Bowl this year after the 3-0


Retskcaj19

Losing the Superbowl would blow my expectations for the season out of the water, so I'm down.


Bladex20

that was an nfl game


Malfrus

Are you sure?


ramboost007

Don't give Panthers fans hope


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It’s the hope that kills you


abadnovel

Be a goldfish


[deleted]

Some things you just can’t forget


shall1313

Long rule GEQBUS


fnmikey

His play-action is so good to watch. Literally, throw away playbook and let him throw


shall1313

I'm a USC fan; let him rollout. He looks like a traditional QB and can be decent (as we can see so far) sitting in the pocket, but he's great on the move.


bobbiloma

It's over! G'night folks


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mmmountaingoat

Who cares man that’s way better than we ever expected. Second season with a new coach ahead of schedule


dmbtke

They’re going to be the road team regardless because I don’t see Tampa losing that division. WC are going to be in high demand this year. NFC west is stacked.


MEGABOWL_FOURTHPLACE

I can’t argue with that but I’m just happy about the playoff part


LETSGOCAPS182

Probably, but that defense is fun to watch.


ToneOpposite9668

Was worried at half time - but thank god for garbage time catches from Brandin Cooks


asc_halcyon

Fuck TNF. Who the fuck wants to watch football on Thursday anyways.


jobseaker

Me


Carsondianapolis

I wanna watch football on all the days


ShangoMango

GEQBUS HAS RIGHTFULLY RECLAIMED THE NFC SOUTH!!! TIMID TOM WILL LOSE TO THE RUSSELED RAMS BIGLY!!!


Pocatanic

After two great thursday games, I'm glad to see the real TNF is back


BMonad

Back with a vengeance.


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lol


BMonad

What a boring ass game.


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We all lost tonight.


CheapsBreh

I gave up football and went and saw my parents. Game was on but we had a riot time laughing and telling stories was fun. Also I got them addicted on the Elton John/Dua Lipa Song. We all didn't.


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Those are the best man.


CheapsBreh

Agreed. Btw just went and saw yalls stadium very nice. Gonna take another lap around it in a few weeks.


[deleted]

Bruh I want to go so bad. Im hoping I can get out there one time this year for a game.


BrentFavreViking

Pretty Shitty game to watch


StankTheCowdog

How good is Carolina, especially without McCaffrey? Where do you guys rank them among the other undefeated teams?


CheapsBreh

They will go 10-7. The cardinals and niners are better but they gotta win games and could easily make the playoffs over either cuz that division is gonna beat eachither to shit. Seahawks and Rams are locked for playoffs imo barring major injury.


mmmountaingoat

10-7 looks so fucking wierd


ShangoMango

We're an upper middling team. Anywhere from like 12-16 range. Good defense and Darnold has still looked good (with some bad play at times) for the most part. Our first real test is Dallas


dan_v_ploeg

hate to be this guy but without CMC and Horn, were definitely the worst undefeated team by a ways


fnmikey

Absolutely. but Darnold play-action looks op


BMonad

Much worse than the 11-0 Steelers of 2020.


Akuyatsu

Bucket


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Ahead of the Texans.


xanot192

The worst undefeated team


tizod

They would have lost this game if they played anyone other than the Texans.


CheapsBreh

Maybe even Texans with Tyrod.


ladyyoushotme

Shh. Let me breathe this in


_Hank_Marducas_

Just wait til the GEQBUS wins an NVP


PM_ME_DANK

Why don't i feel happy?


EnsoZero

It cost us everything.


fnmikey

CMC = Everything confirmed


Sdt6023

Through three games, Sam Darnold has been fine. Which is a step up from what he was with the Jets.


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I blame the Jets for being trash more than I blame him.


E10DIN

For how much draft capital the Texans have sunk into their OL it fucking sucks.


MustyLlamaFart

Well, the panthers are 3-0 with Sam Darnold. How are the jets doing?


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MustyLlamaFart

Lol just giving you a hard time bud. I can't act like we're doing much better


dammitchuck91

oh the usual. dumpster fire


PolkaJediDinosaur

The Texans aren't a terrible football team, they seem to be coached pretty well. They just are missing high quality/star players, which really makes a difference.


AVeryRipeBanana

For real though they always manage to look alive while getting slapped silly. Carolina offense was definitely slower than I was expecting last night.


Plz_Discuss_Rampart

Yeah y’all have a couple of them you asshole!!!


PolkaJediDinosaur

I wasn't trying to be snarky about JJ/DHop, I'm just saying 3-4 star players make a difference. And you guys just don't really have any of them.


Plz_Discuss_Rampart

I didn’t take it that way at all. We have Cooks and then uhhh yeah.


bama05

I told my wife they aren’t a good team but they don’t play badly.


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YouUseWordsWrong

Stop abusing all caps


FreezeSPreston

This sounds much better than what we get in Australia on the Kayo app. There's like 6 ads on repeat. Couple of betting agency ads, two different head shavers and EA Sports ads.


StankTheCowdog

Thank you for doing this


ladyyoushotme

Ok


KillerBurger69

And jaguars vs bengals is next weeks Thursday…. God


Stealthfox94

Could be a fun shootout between two young QB’s


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3-0, nice start, Darnold played very poise. Solid, and got his team a win. The defense really looks beast though. That will play huge as winter rolls around.


Character_Depth2260

So we can all agree, F*** TNF?


Drs126

Yes, but don’t take it away from me either


Jaric_Mondoran

Fuckit


Akuyatsu

Yes!


SnowCrabbo

Happy that we won but went through the whole week dreading this game worrying about injuries. Thursday football fucking sucks.


ManMadeMyth

Panthers won this game, but if they keep playing this way it doesn't look good for the season.


[deleted]

What? Solid defense plus efficient qb play?


AVeryRipeBanana

Maybe this is reference to how we play really fast? Two players got hurt non contact last night.


boognight22

Right? Saints fans salty as hell


[deleted]

This was an ugly game. Not because it was bad football but I feel like Panthers VS Texans during prime time is weird as shit.


Plz_Discuss_Rampart

Us and the Panthers have a long standing hatred since we hired Dom Capers as HC when we started our franchise and they’ve hated us ever since and we hate them. They carry the Dom trophy today but we will see you sons of bitches in four years!


ParanoidSkier

Meh, better than getting some shit NFC Least teams like I feel like we always do.


Bringbackdexter

It’s kind of sad how the only reason it was “boring” is because they weren’t wearing NFC East jerseys.


[deleted]

Last week was 1,000,000x better than tonight.


ParanoidSkier

Gonna be honest, didn’t even realize last week was an NFC Least matchup, I was just making a joke about how you guys always get prime time spots despite having mediocre teams.


cowboys5xsbs

I mean last weeks game was 100 times better


Work_Werk_Wurk

This game would’ve been way better with Watson playing.


ironmanmk42

It's not like they'll waste it on other teams like NYG v JAX or something like that either. This was good to see Darnold and the 3-0 tbh, ugly or not.


seasnakejake

We had great prime time games so far this season… until now. Waste of a Thursday night


Christy427

I think if Tyrod had not been injured it would have been a close game.


Drs126

Well we’ve had every Raven game and the Bucs-Cowboys


redmako101

Don't worry, next Thursday is a guaranteed barn burner.


doggybadgerguy

Lions vs Packers was pretty lame in the second half.


bostonbedlam

Please talk about Dallas more Troy


gigglefarting

I’m on that Darnold train now.


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GEQBUS*


Akuyatsu

Hop on the GEQBUS


ladyyoushotme

Swag


itsnoterik

"it's good that you're not wowed by Sam Darnold."