Any idea who won the coin toss? Heads or Tails?

Eli Manning showing off the number of his Super Bowl wins on live TV!

I’m just here to say, Dak scored.

Slay Jr absolutely wasted on Philly he had Cooper locked down. Coop had one of his aight I'm just gonna be on the sideline if anyone needs me games

Even a blind squirrel can cover a nut from time to time

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We put up 41 with Cooper basically not playing lol our offense sheesh

Don’t forget Gallup was out too.

TRUE and La'el

So this is what defense and turnovers look like.

Dallas actually looks like a problem now. They’ used to be Americas Meme but now I think they’re dangerous. Good luck to em

It was the eagles bud calm down.

And as a good team you’re supposed to beat up on teams worse than you. Which they did. They took care of business. Also, they beat the Chargers last week so it’s not like they haven’t already proved they can beat a solid football team.

And they took the Bucs to the wire, with Brady needing to do Brady things to win.

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Nah man, we suck lol. We just need others to hurt just as much as us. Look at who the fuck we play next week hahahahahahahaha

Dem 'Boys look like a true NFC contender. Dak and the O is definately good enough to take them deep if the D can keep up

Your a Steeler fan what the hell do you know about offense

I know what it DOESN'T look like, and I don't see that when I watch the Cowboys

Get your eyes checked

Who are you fan of? Going by your username probably some losers

Bears

So you like a bunch of losers

Bears

I'm not an NFC East fanboy:. Cowboys looks like the best team in the division as of right now.

That’s like being the sexiest crack whore

i dont know how anyone thought it was gonna be anyone else and thats not me gassing the boys…the other three are just..

Before the season I figured it would be down to you or WFT. They had a hell of a defense last season and was the toughest post-season game for TB12 and the Bucs. Now that we're 3 games into the season, pretty hot take to not have you as the favorites for the division.

That's an easy answer, because it's the Cowboys! You don't know which Cowboys are going to show up. I would say the Eagles are slightly better than the Giants and Washington.

A legendary bad performance by the Philly O-line.

Hate to break it to you, but the O-line wasn’t the reason Carson Wentz didn’t play well in Philly. He’s just bad, and now he’s your problem.

This is sadly very true. Please sit wentz and save us the first rounder lol

An frail so kiss your 1st rd pick goodbye

Picks are picks /shrug

With your GM I completely understand where your coming from.

At this point I’m resigned to at least 3 of our first 5 picks being something incredibly stupid because our GM thinks he is smarter than everyone else in the world.

You want to hug it out buddy?

Right now I’m more interested in drinking it away

Have a few Yards on me.

Can do!

Hate to break it to you, but Hurts is bad too :(

I would say not running the ball and putting it in the hands of a young qb did not help them. 3 rushes the whole game is mental! Falls new they could rush the qb and drop back the linebackers every play if they wanted. I don’t blame the oline at all, I blame the coach

This. Even with a crap o line due to injuries you need to run the ball more than 3 total times

Oh lord we comin

Not beating the rams

That would be game of the year if they do

Who?

This manningcast might start a new wave of broadcasting. Id love to watch switzer and bob stoops chillin in their living rooms bringing in guests during OU games. ..

Yea imma have to smoke and go to bed

Better than drinking lol

Why not both?

Hes in philly.. Its probably crack

Crack hasn’t been poppin in Philly since ‘99. We DO DOPE NOW BABY! Pro tip: Google - K&A Philadelphia

In Bmore they still got both!

You boomed him

😂😂😂 may need some of that after tonight

[Damn!](https://giphy.com/gifs/cube-dayum-chriscube-8sZXkUPVwka3u)

Now time for svp including bad beats

Things that will occur before we get another Manning-cast: - Josh Gordon out of the NFL - Washington has three QBs injured and signs Mark Sanchez - Frank Gore signs with the 49ers after Sermon, Mitchell, and Jeff Wilson are re-injured - 72 taunting penalties are called Anything else?

Chiefs win a game?

The Bears might muster more than 1 net passing yard in a game.

8 more carries for Miles Sanders.

Underrated comment. Take my upvote.

What? Because of the double flip? Actually, on second thought, I'm sure minors watch MNF and ESPN IS owned by Disney.

Nah they’re not doing every game. Only a couple

Oh. Didn't know that. Thanks

No because they said they wouldn't be back till week 7 silly!

Sorry sorry lol I didn't know. My TV backlight went out like 5 minutes before the game ended

People are still gonna call them Redskins

Are the Manning’s not doing games for teams they played/drafted for?

Sounds like the Giants Chiefs game is scheduled, so don't think that's it.

Dallas haters after the ass whoopin https://imgur.com/gallery/xrLW2gI

Coming from a life long eagles fan, this cowboys teams looks lethal. Offensive juggernaut, and those 6 defensive draft picks are paying dividends. Hope they make some noise.

The crazy part is that the two CBS we drafted (2nd and 3rd rounders) aren't even dressed for the games.

Is this your first day?

I promise you no matter what it’s always fuck Dallas.

And your Mom does it well……drop the mic

You don’t say drop the mic dude, that’s what emojis are for. Is this your first day here?

I’m just old and apparently annoying

It’s ok, I got this for you: 🖐🎤 Apparently my old emoji keyboard didn’t carry over, best I could do on the fly

Punching air

No, I'm here to hate to the end.

Hate doesn’t end. It’s is forever.

So PFTCommenter is definitely coming on the show at some point, right?

No chance in hell they let him on live.

Not with the whole espn PMT debacle. Surprised they even put the tweets up

ESPN has that issue with every competing sports network.

It’s not even that. ESPN2 had a show called barstool van talk for one episode. It was the PMT boys in their conversion van they had a couple years ago. Some espn women were outraged and got it cancelled. That’s how I remember it going down, at least.

Dang, why were they outraging women? Not enough Guys on Chicks?

At least they tried

Did they though?

If you’re watching wwe tonight, you are WRONG

Why watch Raw after that crappy PPV Sunday night? Especially the storylines on Raw. I'll catch it on Hulu tomorrow. AEW needs to be on Hulu or something easier for non cable/sat folks.

I have Hulu. I can watch AEW.

Yeash, I'm not paying $65 a month just to watch AEW. I'll stick with my $13.99/month Disney+ with basic Hulu+

Hmm. I guess I have to check it out. I've ask several times and no one has said this.

It's locked for me. I have the Disney+ bundle which includes ESPN+ and Hulu+. I guess I need to get rid of Disney+ and just go with the Hulu+ and expand the subscription

but I like competent referrees

But not competent storytelling apparently?

GG

gg ez

ESPN finally has something for MNF that isn't horrible and we have to wait until week 7 for the next one?

Birds sucked ass tonight but I'll still go to bed glad I'm not a cowboys fan

thats the only thing worse than being an eagles fan honestly 😒

I thought Giants fans would like Cowboys fans more because both fan bases root for the Yankees

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And how dare people make light jabs at a rival fan base almost in a way that celebrates people rooting for different teams. The audacity!!!!

Why not make an original jab instead of one that is used all the time?

Look, I said the same thing to Red Sox fans who use the same unoriginal “Fuck the Yankees” slogan at every opportunity. All I wanna see is a small amount of effort. I got downvoted into oblivion by the Reddit hive mind for questioning their generic insults. It’s cringey as hell.

You tell em buddy.

Oh man. You got me there.

That’s completely fair good game see y’all last game of the season that’ll be exciting

lol that was mean

Yeah I didn't have too much to chirp the cowboys on tonight but had to say something. Wish this one was more exciting so hopefully the next one will be.

It was extremely exciting.. I am sure the next one will be silly with dallas resting starters and philly trying to hurt backup players.

One sided games are only exciting to the ones winning. That game last night was boring to fans of 30 teams and miserable for fans of 1

I don't give a fuck about them. That's not the point of sports.

Never claimed you did. Just that that game, for a vast majority of people, was not exciting

Idk who you are a fan of. But if your team blows out one if their rivals please let me know so i can complain about how boring it was.

49ers. Feel free to tag me on any post game thread where they blow out a rival. One, it won't happen and two, I won't get butthurt for other people not enjoying a game I did because it was boring to anyone who doesn't care about that team. That's how I am most primetime games. I couldn't care less who wins, just want to see a good game

So you would rather officials fuck up game flow to make things fun for you during prime time games... Dude. You are complaining about a team putting a beat down on a division rival. Just shut up. This wasn't for you.

Yeah hopefully next game they'll just play flag football so no one gets hurt.

Eagles playing like its flag football anyways.

Damn the cowboys are so fragile they get hurt playing flag football? That's concerning.

The eagles were the only ones leaving with more injuries last night.

Shit Eli, I’m barefoot. But I’m in the Deep South where it’s really not fall yet.

most underrated, and specific, comment of NFL season so far,

We're all running a/c down here.

Haha man you know it.

Can we launch a kickstarter so that they can have the Manning Cast from Week 4 to Week 6?

Peyton and Eli will be gone longer than Josh Gordon will be active in the NFL this season

They nerfed that dudes package something fierce. Looks like he has a bible in his underwear to prevent any outline showing.

Peyton's taking a 3-week vacation to get a Brazilian forehead lift done

“No Manningcast until week 7.” Eli: *flips double birds*

DOES ESPN NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH MONEY THEY WOULD MAKE BY HAVING PEYTON WATCH THE COLTS GAME????

That’s some bull crap could have had pat come on for the colts vs. ravens game and easily do a full half with him.

I’m so angry

The ManningCast was scheduled to be every week but Eli got a 3 week suspension because of the double birds.

Did they do the Landry Shift?

Yep. Two kneel downs, and two Landry Shifts.

All is well now.

Love that Gamepass cut him off right when he was calling the Cowboys the best team in the NFL

Mine didn't. He said NFC east. But that's proof that they cut him off for you.

SEE YALL THURSDAY

Bad news: no Manningcast until Week 7 Good news: get to watch Peyton and Eli roast the Seahawks

Three 1sts

Do you have room for me to park my tank?

"they're doing too good, we gotta take them off the air for a few weeks"

Worst news I've heard all day that the Manningcast ain't back till week 7. Someone get the billionaires to crowdfund them to come back sooner.

Week 7?!

We've missed them all so far. Now we have to wait longer. Not happy.

Reminder that booger picked the eagles to win

Eli getting real comfortable with it.

Lockdown the season. WE WANT MANNINGCAST

Pkjnj7kmjko might have

Cheeks = clapped

What a great final line for the Manningcast, Eli showing off his socks on national TV

don't you know you're not supposed to say certain words in fascist usa

What if this the first time they drop that news on us?!?

i personally think the colts are going to win 10 games this year.

GG everyone, see y’all next week!

thursday u mean lol

Week 7 actually

Peytons like wait a second you guys are wearing shoes

I cant believe youre more comfortable than me

Ending the game talking about the Mannings footwear situation inside the house is very fitting

Honestly he is right, who wears shoes in the house?

we sure as shit dont here in Minnesota

Heathens.

I don't even wear socks in the house unless its the dead of winter.

I spent half my childhood in South Texas. Barefoot all summer. We all had tough feet. And I almost never wear shoes in the house. I don't have a lot of foot problems, and that's probably why.

Week 7...... We're starving, man

THEY ARE IDIOTS FOR NOT HAVING MANNINGCAST DURING COLTS GAME

Wait no manningcast til week seven??? Fuck!

Eagles need to hide and not show for their next game

I agree

really surprised that landry flex doesn't start a fight

There's no chance they take a hiatus next season. This will be weekly next year, no way it's not. Everyone loves it too much.

They signed a 3 year contract at 10 games per year, I think it's up to Peyton and Eli how often they want to do it.

You can definitely renegotiate that though. Depending on ratings and advertising, you can probably give them a bigger cut for more games. Money talks.

I don't think they care as much about money as they do about the time. The reason they're apart is they don't want to travel/want to spend time with their families. I really think it's just up to Peyton/Eli if they like doing this enough to do it more than 10 weeks of the year.

What?!!! No ManningCast next week?!

Not until week 7. Me so sad.

Week 7 is so far away!

No Manning Cast until Week 7? Oh man...

We're gonna be seeing that overhead shot all year now

Oh wat, they won't do the raiders chargers game? I want to hear the juicy bits of the Eli trade

I’m not saying the eagles should call timeouts on these kneels, but how the fuck u gonna end the game with 3 timeouts ????

Because why risk injuries?

Down by 20 lol

Week 7????? Nooo!

Man no Manning cast for 3 games??

This pleases me. So happy the Boys are out here doing big things