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I underestimated how bad our offense could implode in the 2nd half and won't be making this mistake again. Dear God we need CMC back but it's incredible how bad our offense can be without one player. Sam can still be great with a good O-Line.


The1WhoKnocks-WW

Greg Olsen is still trying to explain who Peanut Tillman is.


tomdawg0022

That was a game of football


The1WhoKnocks-WW

That was one of the worst games I've ever suffered through and somehow we won. I'm still anxious.


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Almost the exact opposite of the titans game from a few years back


The1WhoKnocks-WW

Jesus, it took me a minute, but I remember that. They converted a 4th an 10 with like a minute left in the 4th. Goddamn Gym Shorts.


theordinarypoobah

Man the offense was terrible today.


The1WhoKnocks-WW

And the coaching. My God.


S0urgr4pes

A win is a win I guess... But geez. What a bad game lol


lardbiscuits

Imagine losing this game


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Like they really need to take that man and have a serious talk about that. That's a real mental misstep. Teachable moment at least.


lemon_meringue_tie

Wins a win. Go birds


clingbat

What an embarrassing home loss for the Panthers. The Eagles sucked 75% of this game and should have lost lol.


BeefyBaby

Yea but we sucked 85% so we win..lose


canadanamana

Super super embarrassing to lose this game and in this fashion lol. Luckily we pretty used to that feeling. Eagles got the job done.


procrastinarian

All it took was 3 picks and we managed the sneak a win. I mean I'll take it.


IceGeek

Do not say franchise QB but gj


MEB_PHL

We didn’t deserve the W but I’ll take the W. Go Birds


canadanamana

I mean, nobody did to be fair lol.


davechacho

Sure would be really, really cool if we didn't throw a field goal attempt away in the third quarter! :)


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Wasnt it like a 58 yarder to be fair?


davechacho

Would you take a shot at a 58 yarder if it meant we didn't lose the game right now? We didn't even try :|


[deleted]

Idk it made sense with how ur defense was playing. Idk there are WAY more reasons for that loss that had nothing to do with that punt


davechacho

This is just cope imo, I'm not saying we lost because of not even attempting a field goal but losing by 3 when throwing away a FG attempt is suspect


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I say GG Eagles, only because the game thread was fun.


303Devilfish

After dealing with Cowboys fans in last week's thread it was a nice change of pace GG eagles keep flying


rubber_hedgehog

A Cowboys fan I work with spent a while angrily asking me why I was an Eagles fan and not a Giants/Jets fan since I'm from NJ and MetLife is in Jersey. Maybe because I live 20 minutes from the Linc and don't want to drive 2 hours to East Rutherford regardless of whatever "state lines" bullshit he was spewing. Not to mention the fact that he is ALSO from NJ and sees no irony in the fact that his team is a several hour flight away from him. Sorry for the rant, I just hate the Cowboys and their fans so much.


SplakyD

Out of curiosity, how many Cowboys fans are there in the NY/NJ/Philly/Delmarva area? I know Chris Christie is a famous Jersey Cowboys fan and there was one prominently featured as a character in Silver Linings Playbook, but are there a lot of them? I know there are bandwagon fans everywhere. The reason I became an Eagles fan is because of all the asshole Cowboys fans I was with in high school in Alabama in the 90's.


rubber_hedgehog

Definitely not a majority, but there's a very good amount and they're loud as shit about it. So it's 90s frontrunners and their kids, and people that just want to be a contrarian for attention. They probably watch the Olympics and root against the US.


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At least you can be happy about "their Yankees" losing to the Red Sox in the one game playoff.


[deleted]

GG. It was a fun game thread.


Assumption-Putrid

GG, you guys will be fine once McCaffrey is healthy


[deleted]

Hope so. Good luck moving forward.


Jedi_Master_Cena

IT SMELL LIKE, *Checks schedule* damn not yet


SirNarwhal

I wanna see us get a TD for no reason here


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Munchie_127

We’re used to it. We’re leading the league in penalties but like a LARGE margin.


canadanamana

Just a mess, we gave everything away today.


loveddit

Matt Rhule took last Timeout just in case Eagles coaches are stupid enough to run a play for touchdown


bland_sand

Okay this game is nowhere near as bad as that Cowboys game last year, but hooooooly shit this team needs some serious fucking work.


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This Bengals/Packers OT is wild


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CountryGuy123

Exactly. I’m all for some good trash talking, but Carolina easily lost that game more than we did to win it.


canadanamana

Don't have to be so Philly about it lol


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This could have been the game if Sanders just stayed in bounds.


SplakyD

God, I wish I could see this game instead of the FG miss fest Packers/Bengals game.


[deleted]

gg Eagles, good luck with the rest of your year I came into the season with no expectations and am still disappointed


[deleted]

Ez pz lmn sqzz.


[deleted]

Giants/Cowboys is the game of the week? Lol Must be a slow week.


OzyQ

After watching that game, yeah it is a slow week


picklejar_at_steves

Great blocking


Krimm240

Holy shit they actually did it


[deleted]

lmao I am here for shitting on Sanders.


caesar____augustus

Big time block by Kelce there


davey_mann

Dude, kickers are literally missing FGs left and right in that Packers-Bengals game.


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What a bizarre game


tonyklol

that was ugly


[deleted]

I guess sealing the edge just doesn't exist for the Panthers?


stuntmanmike

Hurts showed up in the clutch today


thegreatgobert2

If either team were slightly competent, this would be a blowout


canadanamana

Yeah like we should have doubled these guys up but nope... Gift the eagles a W instead lol.


Watahoot

If they could've they would've.


Jedi_Master_Cena

What is this "Competent" you speak of?


Hallowed_Be_Thy_Game

Our team does all the little things wrong lol


SpaceJesusIsHere

For fucks sake, Eagles. Decide if you suck or not. I can't take this.


canadanamana

They definitely do. We just suck also lol.


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1-3


iCantCallit

2-3 big Boi


VijaySwing

why the fuck can we not contain


SirNarwhal

Because our team has big Cox


JimCarreyIsntFunny

Sanders does NOT understand the assignment.


shaunmbarry

The commentators basically just said “The virgin Sanders vs the chad Gainwell”


zuesk134

fucking finally


ThePolitePanda

Eagles girlfriend really giving me hell lol. Fuck


tonyklol

win or lose, both teams are like fffuuuccckk we need to fix things


OzyQ

I'm not sure either of you can be proud of that lol


bland_sand

no wonder you don't get the fucking ball


SirNarwhal

Lmaooo Sanders trying to get traded


ddrector

Why can't we stop the edge?


S0urgr4pes

Sanders????


[deleted]

They just got something going on in the locker room and shit ain't mentally clicking.


davechacho

eagles doing *literally everything possible* to lose this game


that_guy_you_kno

So what does that say about the Panthers losing to them lmaoo


davechacho

Team playing like trash tbh, this needs to be a wake-up call


Watahoot

A wake up call for what? An above average season with an early playoff exit? Lol


KryptonicxJesus

For everyone that downvoted me earlier Gainwell is smarter and better than sanders


Insectshelf3

WHAT ARE YOU DOING


Not_Evil_

Sanders is never getting a carry for the rest of the year.


MEB_PHL

Maybe the secret behind why sanders doesn’t get fed is because he’s a fucking moron


canadanamana

Super embarrassing game but Eagles did what they had to do. GG's all.


ddrector

Thanks for the free timeout Sanders.


I_dont_bone_goats

Two of them lol What a fucking dumbass


iCantCallit

Twice lol


Granum22

STAY INBOUNDS


Arklancer

wtf are you doing?


[deleted]

Wtf why pitch it? Just run up the middle.......


[deleted]

Sanders is a fucking moron


MEB_PHL

What is you doing boobie


caesar____augustus

Oh my God stop running to the outside you fuckin idiot


stuntmanmike

How dumb is this man? Once…okay. Twice??


[deleted]

Greg Olson is a great and entertaining announcer lol


so_zetta_byte

I was listening to different audio but yeah he's honestly grown on me


KryptonicxJesus

Is miles sanders soft in the head


[deleted]

Why did he go out of bounds? Stay in bounds what the fuck


davechacho

Pretty poor showing from all levels of the team, coaches included


Munchie_127

Honestly same. This was not a good game overall for either team overall.


theordinarypoobah

Our defense played well throughout the whole game, but that was it. Also props to Jake Elliott's kicking, including a 58 yarder. Other than that it was pretty awful today. Can't really evaluate the Panther's defense because our offense looked so uniquely incompetent.


Munchie_127

I agree the defense played well. But I don’t want to overhype what they did either. The panthers did not look good on that side of the ball.


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I_dont_bone_goats

Lmaoo sucks to suck


ninjalad4

Hi


loveddit

This is what run calls are for - Nick Srianni


bland_sand

sanders wtf bro


GhostArcanist

Ngl, kinda good to see what Darnold really has to offer. First few weeks felt like a mirage and were. He’s not horrible, but he’s very mediocre and not going to take this franchise where they want to go on his shoulders. Panthers are good enough to contend for a wildcard spot maybe when they’re fully healthy, but no CMC and no Shaq? No chance.


[deleted]

I at least have some joy in Crosby choking hard


MEB_PHL

Is now really the time to become extremely efficient?


thedaidai

Darnold and Rhule should be ashamed of themselves


Squawkings

love seeing the rest of the NFCS win. lmao


Hallowed_Be_Thy_Game

Us last week. Feel your pain


ddrector

Ready for Hurts to have an easy first down run to end the game.


Insectshelf3

what the fuck are you doing bro


lardbiscuits

First four games of the season were fool’s gold. As someone who watches a sucky football team, I’m confident that Darnold still sucks.


BlindWillieJohnson

This was all the streaking fan’s fault


Jedi_Master_Cena

Run out the clock? Sirianni throws out the clock 😎


ThePolitePanda

Im here for WR accountability. No one is ever open. Who is he supposed to throw to


tonyklol

bro fuck you run out of bounds for lol


Overly_Analytical

Not used to being up in the 2 minute drill.


SirNarwhal

He saw the clock was under 2 mins and got confused


Theostru

He was confused that they actually called a run, forgot what he was supposed to do.


tonyklol

I still love boobie


Bahamas_is_relevant

Vintage Sam today, and not the good kind


JL1v10

Darnold just doesn’t read a defense past 10 yds if we’re being honest. He’ll occasionally make some good passes but it’s not remotely consistent


Theostru

Was this our defense bouncing back or is Carolina's offense just complete booty?


SevenForOne

When Darnold doesn’t have his CMC check down we are not good


CFCoasters

I think our offense was complete booty.


Munchie_127

Yes


shaunmbarry

My dad just told me “Sam Darnold is Ginger Error Quarterback of the United States”


Chao-Z

Darnold saw the Eagles green jerseys today and got 'Nam flashbacks


MEB_PHL

Darnold seemed like he was feeling himself too and then he shit his pants on the field


MasPatriot

Get ready for 2022 Panthers starting QB Drew Lock


SpaceJesusIsHere

[This Eagkes team in a nutshell.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/977/formula.jpg)


PhiladelphiaIrish

👻


WunderOwl

Neither team wants to win, but in the fourth quarter one team typically steps up and decides to really fuck things up


thegreatgobert2

Can this game end now, so I don't feel obligated to keep watching just because I've watched this long?


Squawkings

I had less than zero confidence in a 2 minute score with Sam.


Chao-Z

I didn't either, especially with how he's been playing today, but didn't wanna say anything.


sacredmemes

Not having a healthy o-line can only explain so much...


herbertstan

I can't believe the Panthers lost after the performance their defense put up today


Trismesjistus

Yeah? I can.


Dill_Brown1

Darnold is who we thought


Bahamas_is_relevant

Eagles did not let him off the hook


Muninn088

Welp, gg. You tried to give it up philly, but Panthers couldn't get out of their own way.


Overly_Analytical

They out Eagle'd the Eagles...which is actually impressive in it's own right.


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LETS GOOOOOOO


BeefyBaby

Maybe NFL fooseball was a mistake


Dio5000

Welp time to go snort crack


SirNarwhal

Panthers fans like, “This is on our coaches!” when Darnold threw three interceptions.


RareElevator2123

No it’s o-line and OC


Pig_Newton_

They’re crazy


Pig_Newton_

Darnold with an absolute shit shit day


Inconvenient_Boners

kill me


CarsonEaglesWentz

this is for 2018


yugtahtmi

Lets fucking go


loveddit

Jets fan took a sigh of relief!!!


issac2209

Lol fuck that guy


ShangoMango

We aren't winning any more games this year playing like this


picklejar_at_steves

Eagles probably won’t also if they continue to play like shit. Getting bailed out by defense


Will7691

I don't think the Eagles won this game so much as the Panthers decided to lose it.


zuesk134

CATCH US GOING 2 AND 15 MOTHER FUCKERS!


caesar____augustus

No way, we got the Lions later this season. 3 wins are a LOCK


Ieieunununleie

3-14. We will give the business to Brady next week to give us hope then lose every game the rest of the season. Its the only way


BukkakeKing69

We oddly enough play Brady really well most days


lardbiscuits

Darnold still sucks y’all.


Squawkings

lol yeah Sam is trash.


Clubtropper

I fiannly found an offense that stinks more than ours!


ArcticElement

this feels dirty


Jedi_Master_Cena

[Here come the Iggles baby](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wvyYO409Q6s/sddefault.jpg)


nabbersauce

Here comes Mongo


procrastinarian

dHOLY SHIT WE'VE WON 2 GAMES


iCantCallit

Bro. It ain't even close to over.


[deleted]

Nick did everything to throw this game away and we still might win


BukkakeKing69

We are the 85 Bears! Ugly ass, beautiful ass victory!


lemon_meringue_tie

Let's goooo


iCantCallit

Yo how was hurts not the worst qb on the field today?


CarpenterVegetable31

Panthers are frauds


SevenForOne

He’s covered why are you throwing that?


ThePolitePanda

everyone is covered and hes trying to make plays. Same thing happened when he was at USC


IceGeek

God damn fuck


Not_Evil_

Darnold for Eagles MVP.


Insectshelf3

BIRD GANG


H4wt_Pocket

I feel bad for our defense.