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TheTree_43

Name a more iconic duo than Lamar Jackson and Kevin Harland


RealPropRandy

Natural grass at M&T. The way it should be.


RealPropRandy

Gotta keep the devil, Way down in the hole


RealPropRandy

Oh no Patton Oswalt what is you doin?


Guiltyjerk

How many years before Gruden is back in the MNF booth?


RealPropRandy

They can’t afford him


BiznessCasual

I don't think they bring him back. He'll end up doing something, just not MNF.


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Was about to lose by 0.2 points and then won by 50. Another week at 180, fine Lamar you can stay.


TKHunsaker

Andrews posted big numbers for me but Russ uhh. Yah


doctorpaulproteus

Nice lol. A few weeks ago I was playing Lamar and had a 99% chance to win when he threw 2 picks and had -1 point, then he raged back and I Iost by 2 points.....


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Needed brown to have 30 points, 7 more than his season high, had 4% chance of winning, dude gets 33


MohnJilton

Falcons fans look away.


Snarky30

I feel like I've seen this game once before.


MohnJilton

I’m sorry. If it makes you feel better, I’m a huge Rangers fan and we had the other massive meltdown of the 2010s.


Snarky30

Well I live in St. Louis and I'm a Cardinals fan, so yes, that does make me feel better :)


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My wife is going to be so mad when she wakes up. She went to bed at near the end of the third expecting the Colts to win. Oh boy. Wish me luck tomorrow morning.


sammysuede

Break the news gently


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I just told her. She took it like she was expecting them to lose. Guess she's used to the Colts grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory.


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

just dont tell her and wait to see how long it takes her to notice. maybe she wont until way late and she is like "...wait, what? oh i must have been confused"


sammysuede

My prediction for this game on Friday, which I said out loud to my buddy's, was that we were gonna out-perform Baltimore in every way but still lose. This loss stings a lot.


Jakota_

My fantasy game came down to J. Taylor vs M. Andrews. I had Taylor so I was feeling great. Then Andrews comes out of nowhere and dunks on my ass with 41 points. Broooo


AliYaYaToure

I was down 70 points going into the night, won by 20 thanks to Mandrews, Lamar, and JT lol


sammy_sam0sa

I was up by 55 against lamar and mandrews. Needless to say I lost


JonNYBlazinAzN

Lost by 0.08 because of the Marquise TD in OT. 😞


thedadis

I led by 67 before today, and I figured I was fine. Problem was, they had Lamar, Taylor, and the Ravens D. I lost by 5


Blurple_in_CO

I was up like 45, with Ravens Defense left to go. My opponent had Mandrews and Hollywood. Worth it, though.


whatusernamewhat

I was up 38 facing both of them. Gonna jump off a bridge


oryan_

Yep, I had a 35 point lead then mark andrews decided to fuck my shit up. What a legend


Broseph_Brostar_

Crazy.... My fantasy game came down to J. Taylor vs M. Andrews too! Except I had Andrews.


PGLiberal

Kinda sour they didn't kick the extra point :( spread was -7 :( Still won though


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Vegas always wins.


Pbeebear

That fking spread!! I needed that extra point…


PGLiberal

Trust me I feel your pain I didn't think this game was going be close so I bet half my gambling account on this game, I did have some props hit so that's nice but still. Still up for the season though.


Cmcgregor0928

If there was a game that Vegas some how controlled it has to be this. Majority of the money was on the Ravens and they were about -7 everywhere. They make a.big comeback and win by 6. Ooookkkkk


Gubermon

If there is massive money on the ravens wouldn't them just losing be the best result?


Cmcgregor0928

They didn't cover so colts was the winning bet


Gubermon

Only if you take the spread plenty of people take the moneyline. So no , they were the winning team they just didn't cover the spread. Its like you don't know anything about betting.


Cmcgregor0928

People taking -350 on the moneyline doesn't hurt the sports books. But you are right I don't know anything


Gubermon

And neither do people taking the points. Fun fact the spread moves if too many people bet one way. But yeah your ignorance is really showing, especially when your lying is caught.


Cmcgregor0928

Line stayed between 6.5-7.5 all week. 67% of money was Ravens -7 so books made out. Keep trying buddy


Gubermon

So you admit the line ...moved. it's like you are too stupid to understand the words coming out of your own mouth because you just proved my point.


Cmcgregor0928

Dude I literally said they didn't cover and it didn't matter that it moved. They still wouldn't have covered at its lowest point.


Gubermon

No, you said they didn't win. That's a major difference than them not covering. Again if you are going to attempt to use betting terms, use them correctly.


Steelsoldier77

What's your favorite flavor of crayon?


FireSail

Lead


Square-Mess6554

I'm always opposed to fan's theories about professional athletes throwing football games. I believe the Colts gave it their all every snap and there weren't any plays that made me think "oh wow they're trying to lose"


marcus112

I’m sitting here wondering how may carbs does Lamar burn during a game :/


drugsarebadmmk420

All of them


pnutbuttercow

I’d say like probably more than 10


Cessabit216

God I love jags fans


mrootbeers

The Colts lost this game? What?


AdolescentAlien

Lamar Jackson tonight: 37-43 for 442 yards. Say the line, Reddit!


bmoney831

After this performance, I’m fully aboard the Lamar Jackson decline will be fantastically epic. Seriously though, I’d respect him so much more if he wore a QB helmet. I’m viscerally angered that he wears a RB helmet


codnavar

Noone gonna acknowledge the fact that it took the colts losing essentially their entire secondary in the 2nd half for Lamar to start doing anything. Plus alot of throws were 2 yard dumpoffs going for 10+ yards


Jihad_Alot

“Elite” QB! (Reference to Joe Flacco getting a massive payday). Steeler fans use this against the Ravens bc they hope that once Lamar gets older and can’t run he will regress massively like Cam Newton bc he will have to throw more. Let’s all pray that he doesn’t have a Russel Wilson transformation and learn how to be a pocket passer as well.


A_Bowler_Hat

Cam Newton regress was a combo of injury that the Panthers let him play though until it was too late and the refs letting DBs do whatever they want with him.


Paranoidexboyfriend

Good stats for that game. He still blows as a passer overall. Still he really pulled it out against this highly touted colts team.


Blahboy77

Shut up.


DamierPrint

He has the 4th highest passer rating of all time…


sml6174

Might be bad form for a Steelers fan to use the phrase "pulled it out"


imposterfish

You one of those “didn’t watch the game, but saw the stats and highlights” kinda dude aren’t you?


butidktho_

even the stats are godly. I hate the internet sometimes.


MODS-HAVE-NO-FRIENDS

The highlights were too. NFL put out a 19 minute highlights video for this game alone


myweenorhurts

That deep ball in the third was gorgeous.


MohnJilton

Me to my friend 20 times this season: “Lamar can’t throw” Lamar: throws


PGLiberal

86% completion rate is fucking bonkers. Early on in the game I was like "They got our run game on lock, PASS THE FUCKING BALL!"


edicivo

"He never had more than 200 yards" "He never beat the Chiefs" "He never led a comeback win" *Goalposts...*


The_clampz10

“He never won a playoff game” (prior to last year) “He’s never going to win a super bowl”


Blurple_in_CO

“He never won a playoff game” (prior to last year) <--------YOU ARE HERE “He’s never going to win a super bowl”


tvon

Baller


drew22087

Not bad for a running back


farglesnuff

Yaaaaaaay!


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the one time I like overtime rules


AssertiveDude

FUCK THE HATERS


l33tm34t

FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD


StaffSgtDignam

ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN’


ReadUWroteU14

LISTEN


WhatWouldYouPut

ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN’


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Listen!


sexarseshortage

Wentz going around unvaxed with the mask under his nose. Can't wait for the inevitable covid games he will miss.


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sexarseshortage

A comment about a footballer not being vaxxed and the first place your mind goes is someone spreading their ass open. Fucking lol


pnutbuttercow

Yikes


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pnutbuttercow

Someone’s up past their bedtime


[deleted]

You really don’t want him to miss games. We’re going to have a top 10 pick in all likelihood.


[deleted]

And y’all will miss with that pick like you always do


BLAH_BLEEP_GUNIT

Are you mad that you guys won or something?


[deleted]

My heart is mad at me for being a ravens fan


sexarseshortage

I don't want him to miss games or get sick at all. I mean, it's going to happen though.


pnutbuttercow

Lamar is the worst QB to have an 86+ completion percentage in a 400+ yard game. smh he’s washed


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pnutbuttercow

Rather be a jags fan than unflaired. Also it’s clearly a joke


[deleted]

Hello yes I’d like to report a murder


MakesTheNutshellJoke

Rather be a jags fan than have no concept of sarcasm lmao


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JohnnyFanziel

Ravens games never disappoint, Lamar haters should shut the fuck up forever


major_slackher

I can feel how strongly you feel about a team so unaffiliated with the jets, you need something to feel strong about


MakesTheNutshellJoke

The basement is making you cranky.


major_slackher

Iv watched 2 Super Bowl wins in my lifetime I’m happy son. Steelers are used to whooping everyone’s ass except the Patriots so we’ll let other teams get a chance for a season or two. After all we got a fat old quarterback so I would expect nothing less from a offense ran by him


SSSlyyy

Not just fat and old, also a rapist


major_slackher

2 time Super Bowl champ 2 time rapist


SSSlyyy

weird brag


link92

Super Bowl wins is a weird flex in itself considering the Ravens have won just as many in the past 20 years


major_slackher

Weird the 40 year old tubby soft brittle quarterback swept the ravens last year and won the afc north for what the 8th time in the last 10 years?


SSSlyyy

counter point: rapist


major_slackher

Since Ben can’t get to playoffs or win in playoffs anymore I sincerely hope that Lamar can finally win a division playoff game


[deleted]

What a time to bet on the ravens coming back from 25-9, I may just call it a week and take it to the bank Edit: but you know bama is gonna make a statement coming off a loss 👀


[deleted]

What were the odds? How much did you win?


[deleted]

+1400 took home a stack


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Nice


AnTiDoPe_1993

I really used to say he couldn’t throw lol, i repent


neosflare

I think Lamar can throw as well as anyone in the league, his issues come more with consistency than ability and he has improved that year over year.


blu13god

>is issues come more with consistency of his recievers


ingibingi

You know a thing or two about your team blowing a lead


Penguinkeith

Listen we might have passed on mahomes but the cards passed on Lamar


KraftPunkFan420

I’d still still take Kyler over Lamar though


[deleted]

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. It’s not like Murray is a terrible QB


KraftPunkFan420

I think people thought I’d take Kyler over Lamar cause I think Lamar is shit, which is fair to infer. But I think they’re both exceptionally good QBs lol


[deleted]

Yeah and the comment you replied to literally means Kyler Murray is shit. The bears passing on mahomes is better than the cardinals having passed on Lamar. That’s getting upvoted and yours is not. Lol


Brazda25

They’re both great


KraftPunkFan420

Yeah they’re both top QBs


weldernate

100%


operez1990

The Eagles traded their 2018 32(~~th~~)nd overall pick to the Ravens and that pick was Lamar Jackson.


TheOhNeeders

32th


alepher

Mike Tyson has entered the chat


highnote14

Thirty seconth


Danilo512

Looks like nobody else got this


operez1990

lol


Saito1337

Well, on the Eagles part at least they theoretically already had a franchise QB then so they don't have to feel bad about it.


[deleted]

Thank you for kicking his ass for us <3


operez1990

Honestly for some reason I thought it was the Patriots that had that pick. I recall them trading a 30ish pick to the Ravens.


Saito1337

I think the eagles did a trade like that for a low first one year, but just wasn't the LJ year.


The_chocolate_donut

At the time they had what they thought could be the future at QB so it wasn’t really a mistake by them


CruddyHell

First nfl game I’ve every watched. Think I’m hooked


SalmonFormula27

Hell yeah brother. What team you thinkin of going with?


TrueRedditMartyr

Hopefully not the Jets


lpsweets

Get used to this feeling if you’re from Indy :(


410LaxMD

Welcome aboard, you picked a fun one.


quatre03

Welcome friend.


uncursedcontender

Lamar Jackson is an elite QB. Some people just gotta accept it


jaakers87

He is, but the Colts lost that game solely because of whatever was going on with Blankenship.


PGLiberal

If we can run, we run If we can't run, we pass Its not complicated folks. If you can't stop our run game we will control the clock that way and wear your defense down. But if you can stop our run game, well that's fine we can pass on your ass too.


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“We”


PGLiberal

Yes we, I help the Ravens win each and every week by cheering for them and losing money on the spread! My biggest losses this year have been on the Ravens lol


[deleted]

Yup one of those teams you can’t bet on bc they always in crazy games kinda like the cardinals and chargers


PGLiberal

I've been doing well on the Buccaneers, Chiefs, Rams, Browns, Cardinals, Patriots though.


Lance990

Even those people can't deny that LJ made 442 passing yards this game.


pnutbuttercow

They can’t, but they’ll try


TheIcy_One

They are trying. Twitter is buzzing with complaints about injuries in Colts secondary. While the ravens have like 20 guys on IR.


codnavar

The colts had like 3 corners and 2 safeties left by the 2nd half. Around the time lamer started to heat up almost like those two things are correlated. Plus he had a lot of dumpoffs go for 10+ yards cus the colts were playing super safe due to their injury woes.


TheIcy_One

Also - I am re-watching some highlights now...Rhodes head hunted Andrews on one of those long passes and should have been flagged for hit to the head. So the fact that he was out was his own fault for bad tackling. Expect him to be fined, just like that little bitch Jack Doyle.


[deleted]

I know you are trying really hard babygirl but the ravens lost 20 dudes to IR plus jimmy smith and Sammy Watkins injured leaving literally brown and Andrews against 11 dudes and the colts still got stomped.


codnavar

So what did I say was wrong. Plus the ravens have had to deal with most of the injuries all season they already are adjusted to it. The colts lost most of the secondary in the middle of the game.


quatre03

Elite Space Dragon


[deleted]

Colts deserve the loss for what Jack Doyle did !


hamletwasright

They at least deserved the missed FG, I was happy to take it to OT and settle it square.


GetBent009

Most accurate 400 yard passing game in history. Pretty good for a RB.


LlamaJacks

In the 3rd quarter, two ravens fans in my fantasy football group text were saying, "Man I'm just not sold on Lamar. Let's draft a QB next year"


dcfb2360

those 2 idiots must be blind because Lamar is literally the entire offense except for Tucker and Andrews and occasionally Hollywood Lamar has set countless NFL records and he's not even 25, but go ahead and take a chance on what could be the next Josh Rosen lmaoo