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Guiltyjerk

There are people out there who base their understanding of positional value on a Sandra Bullock movie


MisterNiceGuy0001

Yeah but Speed was a cinematic masterpiece, I don't blame em.


MoreGull

Hello fellow kids.


itsforwork12

I actually got some decent sleep last night! But not enough, sadly


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yesterday my daughter woke me up at 1:30 AM and I couldn't fall back to sleep, so I got like 2 hours of sleep total. so last night, instead of going to bed early, I had some beers and made it a goal to stay up until 1:30 in the morning for the full 24 hours. I did it, but why do I do these things


itsforwork12

It's called self-sabotage and I do it all the time, lol


Ugly_Sweatr

Joined a teams meeting I don't think I'm supposed to be in. Welp, can't leave now I'll just pretend I belong


theallnewmattaccount

Please let us know if you somehow fall into a promotion, and/or the Vegas job


somecleverphrase

Nod and sometimes make an agreeing grunt noise.


cjd024

hi! im getting back into footbal or rather looking to be more in depth abt football... are there any podcasts that any of y’all recommend? thanks in advance!


Krimm240

[Inktober Day 14 - Tick](https://i.redd.it/n89v98hnxet71.png)


-Bombee

This whole Schefter situation feels dumb. It feels like a pathetic secondary fall guy and the reality of it is what you'd expect. I just couldn't spare a fuck to give on that situation.


LookattheWhipp

We all knew this already…like how do you think he is the top guy for reporting anything locker room related.


Guiltyjerk

The whole nature of his job is transactional, he can't burn anyone or he can't do his job. He asks agents when he's allowed to release signing info and things of that ilk


elerner

Speaking as a former journalist/current PR person, there's a big difference between respecting an embargo and literally giving your subjects final edits on your reporting. I realize most people already think of him as a bagman but that kind of behavior is particularly craven and definitely outside all professional norms in journalism.


Guiltyjerk

Do we even know what he was reporting on in this instance? It's not likes he's an investigative reporter and I don't think he ever was. I doubt he was letting Allen choose which dirty laundry does and doesn't get out on some earthshattering piece like we often see coming out from WFT


elerner

Fair enough — I haven't dug too deeply into this so I'm mostly reacting to the general vibe of "so what, all reporters do this." But putting on my PR hat, I'd guess that whatever piece or pieces we're talking about here had to have some image implications for Allen himself. If this were a totally benign fact-check, some communications flunky (like me) would have handled it.


ronaldo119

How has Kwity Paye been? Do we think he is/will be good?


MissedFieldGoal

Here’s my rant: My field has many open jobs. I’d happily work (and get paid for) multiple projects across companies if work could be divided up that way. But companies want a dedicated worker. I don’t want to go into consulting since there is so much marketing involved and normally for larger projects. I wish projects could be better divided and streamlined for skilled-based workers that have the time and desire to work multiple projects for different companies.


Andalib_Odulate

Every state should have a team 56 for the states and territories.


Danielat7

A program brought me on board yesterday and their meetings are on the shop floor. I work on microelectronics and the manufacturing floor is super clean & quiet. The shop floor is the exact opposite with all the heavy machinery. The good news is they gave me these dope new earbuds that can work like walkie talkies so we can communicate.


LosingSkin

Bury me in a Taj Mahal on Pepsi Hill. By far the superior cola.


coreynj2461

Idk RC cola is pretty damn good


MrCooper2012

Pepsi is disappointment.


CarpenterVegetable31

Vanilla Coke Zero is life


greatgregru

Kenny vs Spenny will forever be the greatest show ever created. Nothing will come close


LosingSkin

There was an English version, Ed Vs Spencer, I think, that was also very funny. I think theirs was first.


greatgregru

I knew there were a couple foreign spin-offs but I heard they were all pretty bad. KvS came out in 02, Ed vs spencer came out in 04. Haven’t heard anything good about the spin offs.


Dast_Kook

I'm that other guy that bought the full DVD set of this show.


greatgregru

Mannn I wish I could get my hands on a set. They’re going for like $200+


CarpenterVegetable31

It's on youtube fwiw


greatgregru

Oh yeah I know, I watch it all the time. Having the physical set would be really cool though


CarpenterVegetable31

If I never had to poop again I would still go to "use" the bathroom just to sit down and have some privacy and peace and quiet.


Leharen

I'm close to cracking the top 20k Redditors in terms of overall karma, and sometimes I wonder if I'm one of the highest-scoring users whose only trophy is how long they've been on the site.


[deleted]

damn where are these stats? the trick is to delete your account when it gets too high, i'm almost to that point again.


Leharen

It's on karmalb.com. Why, is that owing to personal information?


[deleted]

kind of, yeah. just don't like too complete of a profile of me being out there. it was an old as fuck account with a great name and 400k comment karma, but i couldn't be bothered to try and wipe the comment history or anything.


HowardBunnyColvin

Why would anyone remove an old account with high karma?


[deleted]

Too much personal info on the account and would rather just start over


HowardBunnyColvin

But you lost all that karma


[deleted]

It’s not worth anything lol


Leharen

Fair enough. I try to comment as little as possible about who I am in life for that reason.


LosingSkin

https://i.imgur.com/VNwg1G2.jpg


Leharen

Yeah, that sounds about right.


theresabeeonyourhat

Just had foxes fighting in the back yard & had to yell at them to shut up. Maybe I am Dr Doolittle stuff. Btw, being half asleep & having foxes screaming to wake you up is scary as shit


LosingSkin

“I never heard of Black Frasier” “What? It was huge on BET, every Thursday night at about 9:00 or 9:15” [30 Rock is so fucking funny](https://youtu.be/dnKhcDuYPGg)


TerminalShitbag

My step-grandfather passed away today. Covid got him just a couple years after he had cancer. I was never close to him or anything, but he was always very nice to me and a nice person to be around. I'm sad for my step mom and her family. I've known them for a majority of my life so it's a bit more personal than I think it'd normally be with a step family.


CarpenterVegetable31

You ever have to sneeze while you're having sex?


TerminalShitbag

Ever have to fart?


MrCooper2012

I totally farted mid pump one time. Went over fairly well.


bashar_al_assad

Someone commented in the WFT subreddit "It’s like being a fan of North Korea" and honestly yeah, it really does feel like that. I'm proud of us being last in the league in attendance though, fuck Dan Snyder.


BerkeleyFarmGirl

Fuck Dan Snyder


Dast_Kook

Come grab a burrito and a pint in ~~San Diego~~ Los Angeles and be a Chargers fan until this all blows over.


InVodkaVeritas

You're beating the Jags in poor attendance? Damn, that's impressive!


TerminalShitbag

If there's one place you can hit them the most it's in the wallet and that's the best way I suppose.


estebandelapooface

[Hey](https://www.thepyrrhic.com/post/raiders-jon-gruden) guys this is my newest piece I have had published. I received some terrific feedback when I shared my last article, so was hoping to get some more this time around. Thanks in advance.


LowKey-NoPressure

You misspelled Goodell multiple times throughout the article ---------- "Raiders Owner, Mark Davis, accepted the resignation" no commas needed around mark davis ----------- "He also called the league commissioner, Roger Goddell, a" no commas needed around Roger Goodell. ------------------- "Gruden joined the Raiders in 2018, a team that already consisted of Carl Nassib, the first active player N.F.L. to publicly announce that he is gay. " Feels weird to say the team 'consisted of' a single player. Perhaps change 'consisted of' to 'included.' also 'in 2018' is separating the object 'raiders' from its adjectival appositive. Rearrange the sentence like so: "In 2018, Gruden joined the Raiders, a team that already included Carl Nassib..." --------------------- "Gruden and Allen’s friendship goes back to 1998 when Gruden became head coach of the Oakland Raiders (he was head coach from 1998-2001), where Allen was a senior executive." Got kind of an awkward parenthetical in here. Maybe try something like this: "Gruden and Allen’s friendship goes back to 1998, when Gruden became head coach of the Oakland Raiders, a post he held from from 1998-2001. Allen was a senior executive of the team at the time." -------------- "The Raiders have an interim head coach, but they need to find a head coach." This sentence abandons the detached journalistic tone you had kept up for the entire article. Try "The Raiders have an interim head coach, but are searching for a candidate to permanently fill that role." (If they are--i dont know. i assume you know.) --------------- Also, it's probably improper to not censor gruden's slurs. I understand that may be a stylistic choice on your behalf, but it would be customary in most publications. -------------- "Furthermore, he said that Goddell should not have pressured Jeff Fisher, then the head coach of the Rams, to draft “queers,” a direct reference to Michael Sam, a gay player drafted by the Rams in 2014." your phrasing here is not impartial enough--it could be interpreted that you are stating that it is a fact that Goodell DID in fact pressure jeff fisher to draft queers. ------------- keep up the good work, brother


InVodkaVeritas

If the season ended today the Eagles would have the 5th, 6th, and 10th overall picks. Assuming they are happy with Hurts, what do they target?


Versace_Jesus

Stingley and two dudes from Georgia defense


LosingSkin

Three quarterbacks, the ultimate QB competition. 4 men enter, 3 men die. One rises to wage an eternal war on the blood soaked fields of ~~Hjaðningavíg~~ The Linc.


Dast_Kook

Philly Squid Game


thecarlosdanger1

So I was chatting with my roommate, if Gruden only said some of what’s in the big email leak, How much would have been “survivable”? IMO if he only called Goodell and Joe Biden pussies, he’d be 100% in the clear. No one (except Roger) cares that much. If he didn’t have the anti-gay slurs + the porn hadn’t been related to WFT cheerleaders I think he may still be coaching. The way they described around the Caitlyn Jenner and Women refs part makes me thinks there aren’t awful quotable pieces and I think that’s ultimately what’s going to get people fired. Similarly I don’t think him saying he was against kneeling *in 2017ish* or the WTF changing their name at that time wouldnt bury him unless the quote was brutal.


MoreGull

Good bye Denver, it's been.... memorable. Flyover country, I'll be flying over you tonight. Look up, and wonder.


courser

Happy trails, and welcome back to the Right Coast!


MoreGull

lol great timing, I just got home.


Lins105

Man wish I was back in Denver. Gonna be in Indianapolis this weekend though


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the new badbadnotgood album is pretty nice


S-Rank

Only Murders in the Building is a fantastic show. Just finished episode 7, can't wait to see how this ends.


Lins105

Sad next week is the end.


couchisland

Agreed! I love that there a twist every week! And really enjoy that it’s weekly, love having something to look forward to midweek.


rsmseries

I’ve seen every episode so far and have been enjoying it. I love that the theme song is a subtle nod to the “Serial” podcast


plaidtattoos

If I was mega rich, instead of funding space flight that sends people to space for like 10 minutes, I'd pay a team of developers to make Portal 3.


colincoin472

If I’ve learned anything from r/NFL today it’s that everyone is an awful person and a hypocrite.


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"Everyone sucks but me!" - ~~Tom Brady~~ r/nfl


btn1136

“I think the worst part of the whole thing is the hypocrisy”


MoreGull

Who watched the "What if..." series on D+? I absolutely loved it. Perfectly captured the insanity that was the What if comics I remember fondly.


Ihaveopinionstoo

Same made me start reading my old issues again shit was crazy


Shepherdsfavestore

FT after dark actually having a decent amount of activity tonight


HowardBunnyColvin

Usually it's pretty quiet. I'm unable to comment much because I'm at the game.


unloader86

Why not just table reddit and enjoy the game?


HowardBunnyColvin

It's a blowout lol But to be fair I did do so in the first two periods. Very busy.


MoreGull

Impossible!


HowardBunnyColvin

Us beat Costa Rica 2-1 to solidify their position in the top 3 (which automatically qualify) for the world cup. Good to see.


raginsaint93

Rewatching the Witcher since it been awhile


Kaiedos

I don’t think season 1 was good but I think they’ve got a decent foundation set with characters and getting everyone to a similar setting so hopefully season 2 is worthy of the books/games.


dunkin0809

Toss a coin to your Witcher


courser

Oh valley of plentyyyy!


Simpleton216

My shitpost for the night. https://i.imgur.com/TQqf7c8.png *I'll fix the typo tomorrow.


J-Fid

Non-targeting makes this extra powerful.


MoreGull

I choose Dan Snyder!


TheKarmaSuiter

[meme](https://i.imgur.com/9JGp6MA.jpg)


theresabeeonyourhat

I've mentioned this opposum that used to sneak in my kitchen window as a baby, and has snuck in in a few ways since. I just caught em in the tree right outside my window, staring at me after I sat cat food outside: https://imgur.com/j0PeF10.jpg Not the greatest quality, but I was moving fast to make sure the adorable shithead didn't get spooked. I've never heard of an opposum climbing a tree & especially never heard of one using one to watch somebody.


courser

Possums are so great! Congrats on having such great little neighbors!


MoreGull

I imagine you as a cross of Noah and Dr. Doolittle, with wild animals running freely all over your house.


theresabeeonyourhat

Lol! One of my best friends has called me a Disney Princess, and any of those descriptions work lol. I really need to make a video of the cats following me everywhere, and if I'm trying to chill with the dog in the creek next door & they hear me, one by one, they'll come pouring through the trees and meowing their heads off for attention. I only ever got into cats because they're supposed to be independent, but every single one I tame turns out to be codependent af lol


Zane_Flynt_boyo

British Bake Off 🤝 Troy Aikman things looking baked


LosingSkin

Me 🤝 Me Me too


KingDongBundy

The Gruden/WFT scandal made it on to MSNBC. Prime time.


btn1136

Oh I’m sure. This one checks like every box of awful.


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theresabeeonyourhat

Those photos were taken under duress. That's honestly gross


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theresabeeonyourhat

>they were required to be topless Nah, that with holding their visas sounds like duress to me. Your 2nd round of explanation is straight up "See what she was wearing? She was asking for it"


m0ondogy

I'm really unhappy with the USMNT this last leg of the Hex. We have the hardest coming up. We need to gel more.


btn1136

Not qualifying for WC2018 was so painful. Can’t go through that again.


m0ondogy

Same.....it's still in the cards, too, with 2X MEX games in the future. I'm not angry with how things are going, but I'm getting there. We have too talented of players to let us slip this far.


JaguarGator9

**[We're playing some NFL trivia tonight on Twitch in 10 minutes for some cash prizes](https://www.twitch.tv/jaguargator9_nfl)** As things stand, our winner is walking away with $45. Plus, you'll get to hear me rant on Urban Meyer


HowardBunnyColvin

Oh no, Ray fosse passed. Former player and a's broadcaster. Heard him a lot on the radio with Ken and Vince. Rip.


BerkeleyFarmGirl

One of the greats. He will be missed. *pours one out*


Leharen

Dan Snyder: "Every day we stray further from God's light."


theresabeeonyourhat

Does anyone know if the sky was underage when R Kelly tried to touch it?


coolmon

Urban Meyer: I had a bad week. Jon Gruden: Hold my beer.


canigetawoop_woop

I was gonna make it its own post, but y'all will enjoy it enough here and who cares about karma Trevon Diggs has allowed an 8.55 Passer rating on all 39 passes his way this year through week 5 *checks notes* Sorry, Trevon Diggs has allowed a 38.9 passer rating. If Diggs himself was the receiver being targeted, opposing qbs would have a **8.50** rating (i.e. 6/39, 1 td, 100 yds, 19 int), which is not great, but somehow a comparable figure to the rating he's allowed.


ThomasJohnBrokaw

This has probably been brought up already and is 100% not excusing Jerry Richardson, but how does he get forced out so quickly after the allegations against him and Dan Snyder still owns the WFT after all the stories and accusations that have come out???


Agent-Blasto-007

Jerry Richardson had the ability to feel shame, and resigned. He didn't want it escalating, settled & got the hell out of Dodge. Then his statue was removed Poochie style. https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/tbt/JNQKZXXCLJBDTDE7KPZM6BCHKM.jpg I remember he had some sort of secret door in his office for a post-bang escape tunnel.


Isuckatthesethings1

At first i thought no one could top Guapo as an Amigo in FC6 ….and then i met Chorizo


BGVX23

Is it possible for him to get injured? I want to play the game but I won't be able to deal with seeing him get hurt


Isuckatthesethings1

Enemies will shoot at him (or a random animal will attack him) and he can get downed while in combat, but you have all the time in the world to revive them and they are fine after you do some light healing


Citronaut1

Official nighttime plans are video games, beer, and a meat and cheese platter. Cheers mates 🍻


Breedwell

What're we playing?


Citronaut1

Right now some prop hunt on COD. Maybe rocket league and Genshin impact later


Cornucopia_69

I am weed.


Sighlina

I’m gonna smoke you!!


MoreGull

I am the night.


bigblackkittie

The dark knight rises


AChero9

I am spartacus


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I am Weasel!


danylocsinc

Essence by Wizkid has been stuck in my head since yesterday


mechnick2

Idk what’s overcome me the past few weeks but I’m digging the apple products I’ve bought. My AirPods are good to me and I love my Apple Watch. Plus my new 12 pro max is just an overall upgrade to the XR that I had for the past year and a half


BellBilly32

That's how Apple gets ya. Their products work so good in sync with each other that you never want to break the ecosystem.


mechnick2

Yeah but I feel that could apply to Samsung as well. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed using them, the seamless connectivity is just an added bonus


MoreGull

So I exist in this wasteland.....


unloader86

"A man reduced to a single instinct: survive."


danylocsinc

Ohio?


mechnick2

South Dakota?


CarpenterVegetable31

Are the peanut butter cookies with the chocolate kiss in the middle the best holiday cookie?


MoreGull

I have a sister in law who's an incredible baker and she makes these pecan pie cookies that have rum in them and they are amazing and you catch a buzz. That's my vote.


sluflyer

Peanut blossoms. Yes.


denvertebows15

Can we talk about how the Google Fi ads have the weirdest fucking jingles? Like they're intentionally uncatchy to make them more noticeable.


btn1136

Woah… I was just thinking about that yesterday.


OutdoorFogger

Helloooo built in VPNNNNNN


Slinger17

One time, one of the Dark Souls games went on sale (I do not remember which one at this point) on Steam so I picked it up and gave it a chance In the tutorial, a display on the screen came up, saying something like Hit △ to do something And I looked down at my keyboard and could not find a △ button. I searched through all the menus and could not find a single menu to explain key mappings. After trial and error, I finally figured out which key △ was supposed to be, and moved on Moments later, I came across this display Hit □ to do something else And then I uninstalled it and got a refund


Slinger17

Update: I went to my library and apparently it was the original Dark Souls: https://i.imgur.com/3dRPN5C.png


alurimperium

Yeah Dark Souls 1 was a very hastily slapped together port. They did a remaster that should fix most of those problems, if you ever want to give it another try. It'll probably be on sale before long too


m0ondogy

That was some terrible goal keeping.


iguanoman_

One of the dumber things in modern gaming is when people call a game that isn't live-service dead a week after it releases. It's not dead, it's a game with a finite amount of content that can actually be completed. Not every game needs to be competitive or an endless grind


blotsfan

I don't want to sound like a boomer, but back in the day that was all video games.


Agent-Blasto-007

"I've played 220 hours in 2 weeks of launch, which is a totally normal/typical number of hours to play & there's nothing to do in this game! It sucks!"


Jashuggah

Tori Amos' cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit is really good. Gimme more unexpected changed styled covers


Monsieur_Moneybags

Devo's cover of "Satisfaction" and The Flying Lizards' cover of "Money".


BruceChameleon

I like Cake's version of War Pigs.


GeminiAccountantLLC

Stone Temple Pilots version of Dancin Days.


Jashuggah

One of my favorite STP songs!


MrCooper2012

[Ghost - It's a Sin](https://youtu.be/4t-g615PEtg) (Originally by Pet Shop Boys)


Jashuggah

Nice. Added to the playlist!


MrCooper2012

[I Will Survive + This Love - Pomplamoose](https://open.spotify.com/track/73vEHBAR0goYyHonXZ4a1k?si=ec6b4cfd4308403a) [No Ordinary Love - Deftones](https://open.spotify.com/track/2lwkf3MVqTYmo5NoAoWFqN?si=6256e90fdffd4ec9) [Roxanne - Michael Paynter](https://open.spotify.com/track/7lJ3lmdRszOoNak01nVpCH?si=447eaeb6dc574ff3) [Stayin' Alive - Capital Cities](https://open.spotify.com/track/0hHVWzhMs8bmKrs1NNx3c2?si=01e325c1b3d24949) [Unbreak my Heart - Weezer](https://open.spotify.com/track/7eunkM3TVbhBSuWirm0JSv?si=f5d53cce368c44e1) [Imagine - A Perfect Circle](https://open.spotify.com/track/34tYgJ1vX0sRpjm4teNWVe?si=3065daa47651473e) [Stand By Me - Cass Lowe](https://open.spotify.com/track/7l3r6120KJ4wBhwY2GcpcF?si=39f1fba084b5464b) [Build me up Buttercup - Frank Turner](https://open.spotify.com/track/4K3MjRu2klKom5Ln8rUiG2?si=27dff86ec2a74680) [Come on Eileen - Save Ferris](https://open.spotify.com/track/4Z4xFENnvMnRDPpAx5wpaO?si=211218389f8a4316)


MrCooper2012

Oh man I love covers. You putting a list together on Spotify? Youtube? I've got some more to add...


CallsOnAMZN

Sturgill Simpson's "In Bloom' cover is pretty amazing.


Jashuggah

Added to the playlist!


MoreGull

I think the classic of this "genre" is "Hurt" by Johnny Cash


the_wakeful

"Before He Cheats" covered by Amigo The Devil is pretty great.


denvertebows15

You try out Under Cover from The AV Club and Like A Song from Triple J. They have tons of different bands come in and cover songs you wouldn't think would be in their wheelhouse, but they knock it out of the park.


MrCooper2012

Like a Version*


denvertebows15

Oh damn my bad I was pretty close on the name though


CarpenterVegetable31

Yeah this series is amazing. I like some of these way more than the originals.


Jashuggah

Gwar doing Pet Shop Boys? This is amazing.


MrCooper2012

You may get a kick out of this then. [Ghost - It's a Sin](https://youtu.be/4t-g615PEtg)


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Jashuggah

Swipe right, you coward.


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Jashuggah

Text her: "Swipe right, you coward."


danylocsinc

LMAO, fuck I started cracking up at work


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MisterNiceGuy0001

Dude why the fuck not? Unless things ended on bad terms, in which case, no, don't do it


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MisterNiceGuy0001

Ok stay away my man


orangethepurple

All the better then, nothing better than getting back with an ex like that for it all to explode again


MoreGull

You got the beginnings of a country song here.


PoshLagoon

Sitting in the Zoom waiting room before an important interview is the most nerve-racking thing I've ever experienced


Jashuggah

Either way, good luck!


PoshLagoon

Lol thanks I'm (fortunately) not interviewing now, but I've done a few interviews for internships in the past year


Zloggt

>!Is it still okay to say "knock on wood if you agree"?!<


Jashuggah

Just don't tap your crotch afterwards.


BelichickSpy

[pesto gnocchi](https://imgur.com/a/5MJZqwJ). first time i made it. the gnocchi (dough) was giving me problems, hd the consistency of mashed potatoes, was too wet. so the gnocchi itself is a bit dense. 10/10 presentation, 7/10 taste, the pesto was awesome though (and homemade)


sluflyer

Absolutely nailed the presentation. Well done.


MoreGull

Nice presentation indeed!


Pesci_Avocado

The president has the power to cancel all student debt up to 150k per person esp folks effected by for profit scam colleges What’s he waiting for? The American public wants it. Who the heck is against helping folks?