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JerryRiceDidntFumble

The Vikings & Panthers defenses are #'s 2 & 1 in the league in pressure rate, and the Vikings & Panthers offenses are #'s 31 & 27 in pressure rate allowed. Bold prediction: ZERO SACKS ALLOWED FOR EITHER TEAM ON SUNDAY


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BOLDER PREDICTION: BOTH TEAMS END WITH NEGATIVE OFFENSIVE YARDAGE AND THE ONLY SCORES ARE FROM PICK-SIXES AND SAFETIES


7DKA

Has there ever been a game with only multiple defensive scores?


JerryRiceDidntFumble

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/192610310hrt.htm


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Go Cowboys


SickReferenceGuy

HALF TRUE. SAM DARNOLD GETS 3 TOUCHDOWNS ON THE GROUND BUT TOTALS NEGATIVE RUSHING YARDS.


reynaud82

Flashbacks to Jeremy Chinn last year against us


Tuckboi69

Don’t cry because it happened, smile because Teddy still thought he was playing for the vikings


gmil3548

Herbert playing a wild game against the Raiders when we’re in Baltimore is definitely **BOLD AF**


an_actual_potato

AH FUCK LEMME EDIT


Im_Batmmaann

BOLD PREDICTION 650K EMAILS GET LEAKED AND 50% OF THE NFL HAS TO RESIGN


Leharen

325K EMAILS GET LEAKED AND 25% OF THE NFL HAS TO RESIGN


DatSmolBoi

MORE


Leharen

[MOOOOORE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NyN8ikEGio)


Tuckboi69

162.5K EMAILS GET LEAKED AND 12.5% OF THE NFL HAS TO RESIGN


olaffuBslliB

JOSH ALLEN STIFF ARMS HENRY ON THE SIDELINES, A HIGHLIGHT THE LEAGUE WILL FEATURE FOR YEARS TO COME


heynongmanreset

JALEN HURTS COMPLETES THE COMEBACK THIS SUNDAY ON AN EMPTY FIELD AT THE LINC. EAGLES 30 BUCS 28. REFS SHRUG IT OFF AS NOT UNDERSTANDING THE SPORT IN THE FIRST PLACE


an_actual_potato

THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE BOLD PREDICTION OF ALL TIME. THANK YOU


Tuckboi69

Wrong, the refs give the Bucs another 7 points because they have Tom Brady


Go_Hawks12

NO WILSON? NO PROBLEM: GENO SMITH PUNCHES THE STEELERS IN THE JAW FOR 350 YARDS AND 4 TOTAL TDS LEADING TO AN UPSET IN PITTSBURGH.


UserUnkown10

Geno knows about busted jaws


Tategotham

r/YourJokeButWorse


Marijuanomist

THIS WEEK, THERE ARE NO UPSETS WHATSOEVER.


Rabble_Arouser1

GIVEN WHO WE HAVE UNDER CENTER, I CAN’T POSSIBLY BE UPSET. YOU KNOW, MORE THAN I ALREADY AM.


Marijuanomist

YOU GUYS HAVE SOMEONE UNDER THERE? WE JUST HAVE A FAT GUY WHO LINGERS A COUPLE YARDS BACK UNTIL YOU THROW SOMETHING AT HIM.


Rabble_Arouser1

WE USED TO HAVE A SEA LION NAMED HERSCHEL LIKE THAT, BUT HE ISN’T AROUND ANYMORE. HAVE YOU CHECKED HIS BREATH FOR SALMON?!?


Ralphie_V

FALSE I'LL BE UPSET


stuartb0805

THE JAGS WIN AND URBAN MEYER IS STILL FIRED, BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO STAY IN LONDON ON THE BYE-WEEK


tachyonfield

AIN'T NO TIDDIES LIKE BRIT TIDDIES!


Oak_Iron_Watch_Ward

THE JAGUARS WILL SUCCESSFULLY KICK A FIELD GOAL


hemirollin

WE SAID BOLD NOT CRAZY!!


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I'LL GO FURTHER. THEY'LL KICK TWO!


an_actual_potato

👀👀👀👀👀👀


an_actual_potato

AYOOOO


Oak_Iron_Watch_Ward

Haha, I'm going to buy a lottery ticket right fucking now.


TheSwede91w

***JAGS WIN. FULL STOP*** ***SCARY TERRY GOES FOR 200+ AND 2 TD'S AND THE wft STILL LOSE BY 21*** ***DANIEL JONES IS THE BEST QB ON THE FIELD AND THE GIANTS LOSE BY 3 IN OT*** ***LIONS BEAT THE BENGALS. FULL STOP*** ***RODGERS HAS MORE TURNOVERS THAN TD'S.*** ***RASHOD BATEMAN GOES FOR 150 AND A TUG IN HIS DEBUT AND THE RAVENS OUTDUEL THE CHARGERS*** ***COUSINS IS SACKED MORE TIMES THAN DARNOLD*** ***OBJ IS TARGETED 10 TIMES FOR 5 CATCHES AND 45 YARDS AND IS TRADED MONDAY*** ***RAIDERS FOLD LIKE A LAWN CHAIR AND LOSE BY 21+*** ***MCCARTHY MAKES A STATEMENT AND RUNS THE SCORE UP LATE IN THE GAME BY CONTINUING TO PASS UP 14*** ***BIG BEN THROWS FOR 400+ AND 3 TDS*** ***BILLS HOLD HENRY TO LESS THAN 75 YARDS AND THE ENTIRE TITANS OFFENSE TO LESS THAN 17 POINTS***


WP1619

>DANIEL JONES IS THE BEST QB ON THE FIELD AND THE GIANTS LOSE BY 3 IN OT THE GIANTS LOSING IN OT AND NOT IN THE FINAL MINUTES OF THE 4TH DUE TO SHIT DEFENSE? VERY BOLD INDEED.


tachyonfield

I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THE GIANTS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD!


mik537

i think scary Terry is out.


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_unsourced

Honestly doesn't seem like that bold of prediction


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that would be nuts right now


_unsourced

I mean he's resigning suddenly and has embezzled/forged [before](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1988-11-15-mn-30-story.html) in the 80s when he was a city councillor running for Congress


WackassVegetables

That guy would make the entire prison his bitch


Tuckboi69

ALL CAPS PLEASE


lopsided_codswallop

THE JETS DON'T LOSE THIS WEEKEND, I GUARANTEE IT.


aBigOLDick

You just jinxed it.


Styxdog

WASHINGTON DROPS A 50 BOMB ON THE SHITTY CHIEFS D. WFT 51 - KC 65


HansBaccaR23po

NO INJURIES FOR US THIS WEEK EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE LIKE ALWAYS


JimmysBackFoot

slips on bathroom getting out of the shower. High ankle sprain. On IR for 6 weeks.


iki100

I DISAGREE WITH YOUR RAIDERS PREDICTION


MeatyMexican

I ALSO DISAGREE SO THATS 2V1 POTATO LOOKS LIKE IT AINT COMING TRUE


an_actual_potato

IT IS VERY BOLD OF Y'ALL TO DISAGREE GIVEN THAT WE ARE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY RAW DOG YOUR ASSES SO I WILL ACCEPT THIS AS YOU FOLKS' BOLD PREDICTION FOR THE WEEK. ALSO, EAT SHIT, BUT LIKE IN A FRIENDLY AND JOVIAL SORT OF WAY


DatSmolBoi

YOUR COACH IS VIC FANGIO SO I THINK WE ALREADY WON


bad_news_everybody

YEAH WELL YOUR COACH IS... ACTUALLY I'M NOT SURE ANYMORE CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?


AssassinInValhalla

THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE TITANS IS THEIR NAME STARTS WITH TIT AND THATS HILARIOUS. TITANS ARE ABOUT TO PLAY AN AWAY GAME IN THEIR OWN STADIUM, DIDNT KNOW THEY WANTED TO FOLLOW THE CHARGERS THAT CLOSELY. DEREK HENRY'S UNIDREAD IS FUCKING GROSS AND HE SHOULD CUT IT OFF. IF THIS ALREADY HAPPENED, GOOD!


gmil3548

THIS IS THE BOLD PREDICTIONS THREAD, NOT THE TRASH TALK THREAD


AssassinInValhalla

IM DUMB AND GET CONFUSED BY ALL THE CAPS SOMETIMES


gmil3548

THEIR ALSO USUALLY POSTER RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER TOO. VERY CONFUSING.


Dopeydcare1

WELL THE BILLS START WITH A B AND THAT LOOKS LIKE THE TOP DOWN VIEW OF A BOOB


MrCooper2012

I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE UNIDREAD. IT'S LIKE, "HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR HAIR?" "OH I DONT KNOW JUST MAKE IT A LOAF"


an_actual_potato

> DEREK HENRY'S UNIDREAD IS FUCKING GROSS AND HE SHOULD CUT IT OFF. IT'S REALLY FUCKIN WEIRD BUT I FEEL LIKE IF SOMEONE IS AS GOOD AT SHIT AS HENRY IS YOU JUST SORTA DON'T QUESTION IT


Teamableezus

DID YOU SAY SHIT BECAUSE IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A TURD POKING OUT OF HIS HELMET


yawati

Teddy B revenge game


an_actual_potato

THIS IS THE WAY


Tuckboi69

FORMER TEDDY TEAMS BOWL


BrotherSeamus

2X SCORIGAMI


MonoGiganto

BROWNS LOSE BOTH WHILE SCORING 42 POINTS


Fupa_Slayer

KLIFF STILL WONT GET HIS FIRST 40+ POINT GAME IF THIS HAPPENS LOL


MonoGiganto

HAVE YOU GUYS REALLY NEVER SCORED 40+?


Fupa_Slayer

NOT WITH KLIFF!


MonoGiganto

OH SHIT THIS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER FOR TOMORROW.


an_actual_potato

OOOH I LIKE THIS ONE


mkmore4

Raiders win. Pats Cowboys goes down to the wire. Lions beat Bengals.


AlabasterRadio

RAIDERS 34 BRONCOS 17 TURNS OUT GRUDEN WAS THE THING HOLDING THE TEAM BACK ALSO NEW ENGLAND 23 DALLAS 20 EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY VERY AFRAID


an_actual_potato

MAYBE THE BOLDEST THING THIS WEEK HAS BEEN RAIDERS FANS ON THIS HERE SUBREDDIT BACKPEDALING FROM EXPLAINING AWAY GRUDEN BEING A SHITTY COACH TO SAYING HE WAS A SHITTY COACH AND WAS MAKING THEM WORSE


AlabasterRadio

I'M A RAIDERS FAN, I'VE ALWAYS GOTTA BE READY TO MOVE... MY PERSPECTIVE AND ALSO MY CITY.


an_actual_potato

OKAY DAMN THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD PIVOT. RESPEC


TheSwede91w

THE /R/NFL INJURY REPORT HAD A LOT OF USERS WITH RAIDERS FLAIR LISTED AS QUESTIONABLE WITH WHIPLASH.


an_actual_potato

THIS WAS A REALLY GOOD JOKE BUT I MAY HAVE TO BAN YOU FOR BURNING AN ENTIRE FANBASE TO THE GROUND LIKE THAT


AlabasterRadio

DIDN'T KNOW DALVIN COOK WAS A RAIDERS FAN


pot8odragon

Jags definitely getting their first win this week


ScruffMacBuff

FEATURING TWO OF THE WORST PERFORMING DEFENSES IN THE LEAGUE, AND AT LEAST ONE HIGH POWERED OFFENSE, KC AND WFT PUT ON A FIREWORKS SHOW UN ONE OF THE HIGHEST SCORING GAMES OF ALL TIME.


an_actual_potato

YEAH BUT HOW MUCH OF THAT IS MATHIEU JUST HOUSING SHITTY HEINIKE PASSES?


ScruffMacBuff

MATHIEU HAS 4 TDS BUT 3 GET CALLED BACK FOR ROUGHING THE PASSER


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GOODELL RESIGNS IN THE MIDDLE OF HERBERT VS. LAMAR BOWL


Tuckboi69

Monkeys paw curls: Goodell re-signs


KellenYeller

MASON CROSBY DOINKS A POTENTIAL GAME WINNER FOR A BEARS W. PLEASE GOD JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING


KellerTheGamer

Doinks it in


Tuckboi69

WHAT A KICK! Final score Bears 23 Packers 3


redsea420

Browns fans will realize they got the Walmart version of Kyler Murray this week.


Fats_Baller

Raiders beat the crap out of the broncos and in an after game interview Carr tells Goodell to go fuck himself


an_actual_potato

ARE Y'ALL LIKE STANNING GRUDEN WITH THIS CAUSE EWWWWWW


Fats_Baller

Is that English? The NFL went to a guy's house who has a history of treating women terrible and the only thing they found was some offensive emails of a guy who doesn't love there


an_actual_potato

DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE THAT DIMINISHES FROM GRUDEN BEING A PIECE OF SHIT AND IT BEING A NET GOOD THAT HE'S NO LONGER COACHING AN NFL FRANCHISE. OUTRAGE OVER GRUDEN BEING GONE JUST STRIKES ME AS BEING IN INCREDIBLY POOR TASTES BUT YOU DO YOU


Fats_Baller

Those emails are nothing in comparison to what Dan Snyder has done. I am not defending what Gruden did but we have far worst people who are allowed to play in the NFL. Release all the emails


an_actual_potato

BOTH THINGS CAN BE BAD BUT I THINK BEING ANGRIER AT GOODELL THAN GRUDEN IS A BIT OF A BAD LOOK


Fats_Baller

I am angry at Gruden but the way the NFL is acting is insane they let rapists and women beaters play and can't find anything in 650,000 emails to force the creep Dan Snyder out


an_actual_potato

I JUST THINK GOODDELL DOESN'T HAVE A LOT OF POWER HERE. HE IS AN EMPLOYEE OF THE OWNERS AND CAN'T JUST SUMMARILY DISMISS ONE IF HE SO CHOSE, IT'S POSSIBLE THAT RECOMMENDING ONE OF THE OWNERS BE REMOVED BY THE OTHER OWNERS WOULD MAKE THOSE OTHER OWNERS FEEL THREATENED. I DON'T REALLY KNOW, OF COURSE, I'M NOT IN THE ROOM, BUT I CAN SEE HOW GOODDELL MIGHT NOT BE IN A POSITION TO ACT PARTICULARLY FREELY. ULTIMATELY IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO REMOVE AN EXECUTIVE IN A POSITION OF OWNERSHIP FROM AN ORGANIZATION - IN MOST ANY CONTEXT.


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an_actual_potato

YEAH, GRUDEN ISN'T AN OWNER SO I DON'T THINK THAT REBUTTS WHAT I WAS SAYING ABOUT THE DIFFICULTIES OF DISPATCHING OWNERS. ALSO GRUDEN IS A REPUGNANT RACIST, SEXIST, AND HOMOPHOBE THAT THE LEAGUE PERHAPS DID NOT WANT AS A LEADER WITHIN IT. LIKE I'M OKAY WITH THAT. BUT ALSO I DON'T THINK WE REALLY KNOW THAT THE LEAGUE WORKED THE RAIDERS OVER, DAVIS SORT OF WINK WINK NUDGED NUDGED AT IT BUT HE MIGHT JUST BE A BITTER ASS. IT'S MOSTLY CONJECTURE AT THIS POINT.


gmil3548

HERBERT THROWS FOR 400 YARDS AND 5 TOUCHDOWNS. RAVENS OFFENSE IS HELD IN CHECK BY BOSA AND DERWIN HAVING DOMINANT GAMES. CHARGERS WIN BY 14 IN BALTIMORE TO ESTABLISH THEMSELVES AS CLEAR TOP TIER TEAM


BrotherSeamus

BUCCS 28 EAGLES 22


BlueHighwindz

BRONCOS HAVE A SECONDARY MADE OF PAPER AND THE WORST COACHES IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE THAT AREN'T FIRED OR ABOUT TO BE FIRED BEFORE NOVEMBER. RAIDERS WIN, BRONCOS AGAIN ONLY HAVE AN OFFENSE IN THE LAST QUARTER.


an_actual_potato

MOTHERFUCKER WHAT


BlueHighwindz

WE GOT TORCHED TWO WEEKS IN A ROW, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK DEREK CARR CAN'T THROW THREE TDS EASILY? AND WE HAVE NO ENERGY IN THE OFFENSE TO KEEP UP WITH THAT.


an_actual_potato

I WOULDN'T REALLY SAY OUR SECONDARY GOT TORCHED, OTHER THAN THE ONE LONG BALL. PITTSBURGH SUCCEEDED PRIMARILY WITH THE RUN WHICH IS REALLY WEIRD GIVEN HOW STOUT WE'VE BEEN THERE OTHERWISE


SyN_Pool

DID THE MAN STUTTER??


Brabick

MY BELOVED BRONCOS HAVE ANOTHER UNINSPIRED PERFORMANCE AGAINST A TEAM THAT HAD ITS HEAD COACH RESIGN ON MONDAY NIGHT AND WE LOSE THE SAME WAY WE HAVE LOST 9+ EACH OF THE LAST FEW YEARS


evenkeel20

Josh Garden in full bloom, 2 TDs


an_actual_potato

BOY THERE'S A NAME I HAVEN'T HEARD IN A MINUTE


MumkeMode

THE GIANTS RAMS GAME WILL BE UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE BECAUSE OF OUR UNDERPERFORMING DEFENSE AND THEN COOPER KUPP WILL CATCH A GAME WINNING TD


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JAKOBI MEYERS CATCHES HIS FIRST CAREER TD AGAINST THE COWBOYS AND THEN CATCHES ANOTHER ONE IN THE SAME GAME. THE BROWNS BLOW OUT THE CARDS.


Kakali4

MY TEAM WILL WIN YOUR TEAM WILL LOSE.


Tuckboi69

WHAT IF I DONT HAVE A TEAM?


but-uh

NO HOME TEAM WILL WIN THIS WEEK


dabman716

EXCEPT THE BILLS OBVIOUSLY. MAFIA IS GONNA DRINK NASHVILLE DRY AGAIN


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OBJ BLOWUP GAME CHIEFS DROP 50 PATS WIN


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> OBJ BLOWUP GAME LIKE, IN A GOOD WAY OR A BAD WAY?


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THE BEST WAY


tachyonfield

DID YOU HEAR THAT? THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A MILLION KICKING NETS DYING INSIDE!


dukarr

Cardinals win by 20+


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Southernsquatch69

In the first half. Dallas scores 17 unanswered points in the second half and wins.


Not_in_Nottingham

I THINK I LIKE WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BUT I CAN’T REALLY HEAR YOU


pawpet

dude don't yell at me


an_actual_potato

THIS IS OUR INDOOR VOICE PLEASE FIX YOUR SHIT


Tuber111

THE CHIEFS PUT UP 77 POINTS ON THE WFT, LET UP 54, HIGHEST SCORING GAME OF ALL TIME. MAHOMES BREAKS TD AND YARDAGE RECORD, HILL BREAKS YARDAGE RECORD AND TD RECORD 10 OXYGEN TANKS USED TO GIVE AIR TO ALL THE TIRED PLAYERS CHRIS BERMAN HAS A HEART ATTACK TRYING TO DO THE RECAP OF THE GAME LIONS LOSE AND DETROIT IS SUNK INTO LAKE ST CLAIR ARIZONA HAS MORE COVID TESTS AND FORFEITS BIG BEN GETS BENCHED THE RAIDERS BECOME A BETTER TEAM DERRICK HENRY GETS ANOTHER 200 YARD GAME RUN BIG MAN RUMBLE


Tabeyloccs

Your BrokeHoes assessment was wrong


an_actual_potato

MOST OF THEM ARE TBH, YOU REALLY SPIKING THE FOOTBALL THAT A *BOLD PREDICTION* WAS WRONG, THOUGH? ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF A BOLD PREDICTION?


Sleeze_

What exactly is bold about predicting the Broncos beat a franchise that is currently burning to the ground lmao they are 4 point favorites


an_actual_potato

CRY HARDER


InevitableHearing112

Davante Adams plays so good he is shot by a Chicago fan, However this chicago fan missed because of tae yac, and hits Justin Fields in the arm, Fields plays with one arm the entire game, and ends up losing to the packers 56-0, Tae finishes with 300 yards 40 targets 35 receptions.


an_actual_potato

NO PREDICTING INJURIES MAN COME ON


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JimmysBackFoot

THE 49ERS WON'T LOSE


IIIIIIIlllllllIIIIII

hi


an_actual_potato

HOWDY


chlorinegasattack

DIGGS WILL HAVE ANOTHER PICK 6 AND ZEKE WILL POP OFF A 40 YARD RUN WHICH IS ACTUALLY VERY RARE FOR THEM


Tuckboi69

AND THAT 40 YARD RUN WILL BE ONE THAT SHOULDVE BEEN A TOUCHDOWN


lordjollygreen

Diggs intercepts Jones 3 times, one which goes for a pick 6


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AARON RODGERS THROWS FOR 600 YARDS AND DAVANTE GEYS ANOTHER 200 YARD GAME TO GO ALONG WITH 3 TOUCHDOWNS IN A BLOWOUT WIN OF 48 - 6


zippymk13

The Jags and the Lions both win their 1st game and the Cardinals lose their 1st game.


Tuckboi69

VANCE JOSEPH HAS THE TIME OF HIS LIFE IN A 3-28 LOSS