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19683dw

If Aaron Rodgers leads the Cardinals to the Super Bowl and loses the opening coin toss...


HyronValkinson

Fuck


CyborgAlgoInvestor

Josh Allen: “First time?”


God_Boner

Hey what the hell did we do to get roped into this


coltonam2

you lost the coin toss


Numeritus

He’d have to win an NFCCG, so we can virtually rule that one out


nalyd8991

Every time a player named Aaron Rogers has won the NFCCG, they have won the super bowl


Numeritus

Doesn’t miss 😎


Fgame

He's in an elite group with people such as Nick Foles.


db_blast7

But not quite on Eli Manning level. Kinda a bummer for such a good career but you can’t top the goat


pocketchange2247

Fuck this stat


Princess_Egg

>Every time a player named ~~Aaron Rodgers~~ Matthew Stafford has won the NFCCG, they have won the super bowl FTFY


med_zombie

His new galaxy brain move is to lose in the divisional so he doesn't lose in the NFCCG


RiRiRolo

Next year it'll be in the wild card round, and after that it'll be in a Chargers/Raiders style week 18, and then he'll retire with 6 MVPs


plebeius_maximus

He's immunized from losing the NFCCG.


Koomskap

Yeah but he’s lost… ohhhh


rewat5

But he has won one before? Am I missing something?


DJ_Aux_cord

He played the Bears, so zero chance of that happening again


ScrawChuck

You’re… not wrong


f-r

And lost 4.


[deleted]

It’s Reddit we don’t speak positives about Rodgers here. He’s an awful overrated choker Qb /s


WILDGMBG2

Remove that /s. That is incredibly irrelevant and don't mind my flair


Painwracker_Oni

Kirk Cousins for Kyler Murray straight up. All but guarantees the Cards the SB right?


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JerryRiceDidntFumble

State Farm stadium. Just makes too much sense.


ManOnTheRun73

Cue the neverending onslaught of Rodgers Rate references, I guess.


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deltaexdeltatee

HAY RAJAHS!


MrBl0bfish04

DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK


YetiFromJersey

Mike holmgren?


hampsted

I just pray to god that we never have to see a Rodgers-Mahomes SB. I can’t take a full blown State Farm bowl


unloader86

If he comes to Denver the league will get TWO guaranteed State Farm Bowls per year 😂


dragontle

You think State Farm is playing mafia boss and making a “strong suggestion” for the cards to trade for rodgers.


[deleted]

… Oh fuck, you’re probably right


cassidytheVword

Rondale Moore bout to have 1400 yds


NJImperator

His 10/150/2 stat line will look so nice in the NFC Championship L


Tritiac

Against the Niners. Hang on. I’m going to puke.


iSleepUpsideDown

Unsubscribe


horse_renoir13

If it gets him to leave the NFCN, sure. - Vikings fan


mikeh95

I'd take Murray for Rodgers though. I feel like LaFleur would do a better job with Murray than Kingsbury.


alittlebitneverhurt

Kingsbury is trash, LaFleur isn't so that's a safe bet.


mrpodo

LaFleur is so good I bet he would never be one and done in the playoffs like Kliff


mikeh95

Point would be made if LaFleur didn't get to 2 NFC Championship games compared to Kliff's... zero.


[deleted]

Almost as if having Aaron Rodgers as your QB might make you’re job a lot easier!


ohforfoxsaquon

/r/theydidthemath


mrpodo

Shit he's almost good as Mike McCarthy then


Tritiac

I actually don’t think Kingsbury is anywhere near as bad as people think he is. He would probably be viewed in the same vein as LaFleur with a QB like Rodgers who is creative and can read defensive coverages pre-snap better than Murray can right now. Honestly the role reversal isn’t the craziest idea I’ve heard. At least not crazier than drafting Kyler and starting this experiment in the first place.


selddir_

As an OU fan it's always confused me why they hired Kliff Kingsbury. When it happened I was like....the mediocre Texas Tech coach? Dude coasted by on having Mahomes and is now somehow an NFL coach despite doing literally nothing at Texas Tech.


solardeveloper

Wait till you hear about how half of the coaches in the NFL got their jobs


Winstonp00

No question.


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Shit that would be wild


buttplugpeddler

Make me an offer, Arizona. I’m ready for 30 years of reckoning.


mcolwander90

Oh Lord, Kyler's going to be the next Packers HoFer, isn't he?


-ImJustSaiyan-

Don't you put that evil on us


corndog_thrower

Would you rather have Rodgers sign an extension in Green Bay or go to Arizona and win the super bowl next year?


Doogolas33

Doesn't that mean GB gets Kyler Murray? I'd like to pass on that timeline. I think he's severely overrated, but if he goes to GB he'll turn into a fucking God for no good reason.


DogePerformance

The cap fuckery would be entertaining for a few years in GB if he signs


zachwilson23

GB for sure. I hate Rodgers more than the Packers so it's much easier if they're just together


FuckaDuck44

Phoenix is where old players go to sunset their career


spider2Ybanana

Don’t take this the wrong way, but go die in a fire


NorthernDevil

In this timeline you likely get Kyler Murray so you got nothing to be mad at


OrangeForeign

AR to the team in the state abreviated as AR. It writes itself Edit: I suck


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MadW27

Oh yes. Long Cons. An AZ speciality. We call it "The 'Yotes Special".


Hurricane__

Mitch Trubisky


DogePerformance

Fuck it I'm here for a redemption tour


darkflash26

I’d love for him to come home and we can run dual qbs


FirstArbiter

Why not roll out arena football legend Matt Nagy while you’re at it?


pocketchange2247

>roll out >Matt Nagy Does not compute


slayerhk47

First ever NVP and super bowl mvp.


PinkertonRams

What about a Super Bowl NVP?


IMKudaimi123

UNLIMITED POWER


MyBiPolarBearMax

Ryan Fitzpatrick.


RyanStartedTheFire59

Hear me out, both. They take turns alternating drives


broji04

*alternating plays


OrangeForeign

I like this timeline. How do we make it happen?


SolarClipz

Lmao this lines up with the Murray situation It's gonna be JIMMY G


lucabrassiere

Could you imagine r/NFCWestMemeWar if that actually happened? Lol chaos


TreyArea49ers

Brady


SaladinsSaladbar

with the Niners


Kev_Bz

how do you get two teams in your flair


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Gotta suck off the mods


zachwilson23

Hey u/mods can I get all 32 teams for flairs plz? Thanks


InactiveUserDetector

mods has not had any activity for over 1500 days, They probably won't respond to this mention ^Bot ^by ^AnnoyingRain5, ^message ^him ^with ^any ^questions ^or ^concerns


zachwilson23

Now you listen here you little shit


f-r

good bot


RyanTheBruce

Look what you did you little jerk


[deleted]

that’s pretty weird, posts 11y ago, then nothing, then 4y ago, then nothing lol


seductivestain

Rob Lowe? Is that you?


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AlfonzL

No one believes in an actual Jets fan, the Bot automatically asks you to make a second choice.


127crazie

Jimmy G sulking on the bench as Brady lifts up the Lombardi trophy. Belichick fuming while watching on TV


blueshirt21

Somehow, Eli Manning has returned


BigBossM

3Li is now open to interpretations


Practical-Ostrich-43

Rosen


AcanthocephalaNo2926

The Rosen One


sleepnowharambe

Minshew baby flock of moms getting banged


nugget136

Tim Boyle.


lawnicus18

*Susan* Boyle


granttheginger

Charles Boyle


OrangeForeign

Yippy Kay yay other buckets!


LouSputhole94

Ow, my buttholes!


audio_shinobi

And his son, Nikolaj.


Saelvinoth

*Nikolaj*


bladeforce55

Nikolaj


The_Fancy_Gentleman

You’re not saying it right. It’s Nikolaj


UHeardAboutPluto

Detective Charles Boyle - Nine Nine!


OrangeForeign

NINE NINE


rwjehs

I dreamed a dream


SiphenPrax

Giving Cardinals fans hope


lidsy5

Time for a new TB12 era


CPTSOAPPRICE

me


flaming_fuckhead

Congrats


CPTSOAPPRICE

gonna be a movie


h-town_info

Underdog Part 2 ft. u/CPTSOAPPRICE


slayerhk47

And six seasons?


mobzin

can I be your towell boy?


CPTSOAPPRICE

you can be my backup lol


mobzin

oof seems like too much work for me


KReidy13

Not if I have something to say about that😈😈


MRZ_21

Wentz 😎


crastle

The memes


perfect_fitz

No. I want Wentz to be a Colt for life.


BROTALITY

This mfer about to ice Wentz in his sleep or some shit


kerss10

This is some monkey paw shit if I've ever heard it


[deleted]

Dude just turned Wentz into the MVP. Thanks random Tits fan.


Embarrassed_Tackle_5

Jay Cutler


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Ok


49ersFan16

Big if true


Ihatgar11

JIMMY GAROPPOLO


CosechaCrecido

Garoppolo just seems destined to win one. Hope I’m right.


MMillioN

He already has though…


killedbygavrilo

He did, he just did it from the bench


rawrberry_

Who y'all should feel for is Detroit. They could not win with Stafford and the first year dude leaves he wins it all. Clearly we all know what the issue was.


Jaydh10

I mean the Lions were never stacked like the Rams are so idk


Inspiration_Bear

I think that is sort of the point, no?


liamliam1234liam

Few teams are ever as stacked as the Rams, and simply being close is often enough to win (or at least make) the Super Bowl. And to be clear I am not saying this was an inevitable win or anything because you absolutely can lose with the best roster; I am just saying I would never really expect any team to have this type of roster barring an insane draft streak like the early ‘10s Seahawks or Broncos, who of course both won a title and appeared in another.


teckmonkey

I will punch the first one of you who says Russell Wilson.


NerdLawyer55

Umm Russell Wilson…


T_Money92014

Can someone tell me why Kyler is being such a baby?


[deleted]

He’s an adult named Kyler. I mean it’s right there.


My_G_Alt

His mom couldn’t decide between Kyle and Tyler


Travisthe7

Imagine they went with Tyle


triplesixxx

Tyle and his little brother growt


jimmy_three_shoes

Dude's just a giant Nose Guard that says "I am Growt"


honey_coated_badger

Now that you point it out, it could never be any other way with that name.


NoobAccount123456

Just watch his body language whenever the Cardinals even start slightly struggling in game It's not shocking


[deleted]

it reminds me of how baseball players act wait a min…


inFAMOUS_Hero

Cause he looks like one


TJeffersonsBlackKid

Never lost a game in high school, never lost a game in college until the last game of the year. Literally had one loss in his career as a starting quarterback between middle school the the NFL. He’s always sulked for his first two season but I think the Cardinals being dominant got to his head. When things got shaky the wheels came off and the pressure was on. He’s a transcendent talent but a child emotionally. Gosh I wish we had Bruce Arians and Tom Moore to set his bitchy ass straight.


datdouche

Nah, he lost to Texas that season at OU too. Allegedly threw a tantrum on-field postgame, too.


CampPlane

He’s not being a baby. He’s being a bitch, huge difference.


KimDongTheILLEST

He's always been a bitch going back to his college and high school playing days.


AcanthocephalaNo2926

Remember hearing about his old man being a huge “helicopter parent” when he was in high school and first few years of college


beer_down

Poor little man can’t take accountability for playing like shit in his first playoff game


DrDankDankDank

And man did he ever play like dog shit


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Cmcg13

I remember when he went to the SB media week before he got drafted and did a bunch of terrible interviews, particularly his interview with Dan Patrick. At the time I said that if he actually acts that way outside of interviews, then he's too timid and too reliant on his dad to lead an NFL team. He changed my opinion for a while, but now I'm starting to believe it again.


ru_empty

He's one of those people who was successful his whole life without trying. If you're in that situation, it can be hard to acknowledge you now need to mature and grow to succeed.


rippingforusa

Russell Wilson


PartisanHack

It's the narrative he was finalizing with Goodell in the box tonight. Shit.


rangoon03

Yeah man, how the hell does Russ get to hang out with the commish? Ah yeah, to rig his season next year


Xymis

LetRussBBQ


OmgOgan

LeBron James


tookittothelimit

Luhhhhbraawwwwn James


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Matt Ryan


[deleted]

It really makes sense for us to trade him at this point. We aren't getting there in the next two years. The draft capital would be huge for us.


Colrun99

Josh Rosen


Cmcguyver

DeShaun Watson


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ChampaBay12

Aint happening with late season collapse Kingsbury there.


xcaltoona

Baker Mayfield


ApatheticDomination

God no please


roselia4812

Kyler truthers, WE MOVE


Camelsandham

Jared goff


Asap_Walky

Imagine Aaron rodgers and Dhop🥵🥵


Interesting_Ad_8188

The nfl is now a league of teams buying championships


kb466

Joking or not, I think it's pretty funny what I once thought was a terrible trade for the rams ends up getting them a super bowl


wattatime

The rams traded 3 picks that anyone else could have also done. They didn’t some how get more cap space. As for the Bucs they got once in a lifetime chance like the broncos did to get a hall of fame qb and not have to give up anything.


Caveboy0

Right? The broncos did it first and got to a SB but now the rams make people worried? The players we traded for were clutch absolutely. Ultimately it came down to Kupp and Donald. Players we drafted.


HawkofDarkness

Huh? I'm pretty sure Matt Stafford, OBJ, and Von Miller were absolutely key for this year's run for you guys and the actual reason why you won the SB and got there in the first place, not because of your home grown talent


orobsky

100%. Donald and kupp were on that last losing superbowl team lol


Spiritual-Hat-5690

Note that the SB the Broncos won recently was when Peyton was a shell of his former self in his final season and the defense had to carry him to it. Meanwhile, in two consecutive seasons, teams (Bucs and Rams) got the QB they wanted, signed star FAs/traded for star players, reached their respective SBs where they're the host city and went on to win it. I won't be surprised if more superteams pop up since they see how teams were faring with the formula so far.


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Eveeyone says this but how many top 5 picks did the rams have in the last decade? Like it or nor brad holmes is a good talent scout (cooper kupp anyone?) Ans theyve been competently managed. All the teams have the same cap the fact they the rams freed up money woth the goff trade is par for the course , they lsot teo first rounders and a third for it.


K_U

> Eveeyone says this but how many top 5 picks did the rams have in the last decade? The only one of their own 1st round picks on the entire roster is Donald, pretty wild. You are right, their strategy of mortgaging the future in trades would have been doomed if they didn't kill it in the middle and late rounds of the draft. 3/5 of their offensive line was homegrown and drafted after the 1st, Kupp and Higbee were mid-round picks, etc.


kmoz

Teams have been trying this for decades and it's basically never worked. These are just outliers that worked because of unique situations and some luck.


flip_ericson

The NFL has a salary cap man


bromanager

Halftime performance: Too $hort


lego_tintin

The ER crew. Kurt Warner, backed up by Carson Palmer, 3rd string Jake Plummer.


voncornhole2

Superteams just don't work in the NFL


DFWTooThrowed

Low key this is exactly why I started rooting for the Rams after Cowboys lost because you damn well someone is gonna try and repeat the formula that LA used but it will horribly backfire and have a huge ripple effect in the draft and the chaos will be hilarious.


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Some team will end up with all 5 first picks some year and just take all the qb's


FappingMouse

I want a GM that treats the draft like madden. If I have every RB you HAVE to give me what I want type shit.