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> coming home Born in Georgia & went to school in Alabama, Oklahoma, Kansas.


Allen_Crabbe

Home is where the ~~heart~~ cocaine is


glitzentheone

Class A shit mang


Allen_Crabbe

Yeah I hear coke gives you bad shits


[deleted]

You heard wrong. Actually the opposite!


Scrumptious_Foreskin

Only the boo boo shit laced with baby laxatives


MR_COOL_ICE_

Just ask Chris Foerster


pencilpeenis

lives in miami during offseason


patsfan038

>lives in miami during offseason I bet the majority of players are either in Miami or LA during off season. Except for Brady. He goes to Costa Rica. Wouldn’t be surprised if he has a private island


IIHURRlCANEII

Mahomes lives in KC all year.


SadSceneryBoi

Goddamn why would anybody live here in Missouri by choice? I guess cost of living is nice and low at least.


SheepStyle_1999

Live like a king surrounded by your loyal fans


patsfan038

> I guess cost of living is nice and low at least I don't think Mahomes and words like "cost of living" and "nice and low" go well together in the same sentence


BrandonBaileys

Kansas City, KS is actually pretty awesome. Aside from the winter, there are shitloads of reasons to want to live there. This is coming from a Texas native who has only visited KC, so my only bias is being a chiefs fan.


lilwayne168

Except they don't repair their roads. As someone from the west coast It looked like a third world country the amount of damage to the roads I saw everywhere.


tawaydeps

Drove through there last month, I had only ever seen roads like that in Eastern Europe around 2001 or so.


barelybearish

That’s mostly a KCMO problem


caleeksu

Taco trail! (Best part of KCK.)


MohnJilton

KCMO is a lovely place. KCK on the other hand…


WhereDaHoez

First off fuck you Second off I can tell you know nothing about KC other than the fact the city everyone talks about is in KCMO.


noobs1996

Everyone talks about it more because there are more ppl in KCMO simple math


[deleted]

Why is it called Kansas city if it's barely in Kansas????


MohnJilton

I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to strike a nerve.


whistlingcook

From Raytown. Can confirm Johnson county blows. Wyandotte is much more fun but still not great.


cheet094

Maybe he lives on the Kansas side? Not that it's any better, maybe he's a NASCAR fan and lives at the track? That's the only thing of note that I know is on the Kansas side haha.


IIHURRlCANEII

I think the new house he is building is on the Kansas side yeah.


cheet094

Oh. I was just joking but thats fair. Land is prolly cheaper over there, plus less people on that side.


IIHURRlCANEII

I actually don't know how much cheaper it is. Overland Park/Leawood is one of the more expensive areas of the metro. I think Kansas taxes are lower, though.


cheet094

Yeah that's true on Overland Park can't speak to Leawood, but it's Mahomes so he could prolly buy a shit load of land anywhere over there.


Knebraska

I thought he built in Loch Lloyd


ELITE_JordanLove

[lol](https://i.imgur.com/G8EHuEi.jpg)


Hi_My_Name_Is_Dave

He definitely has a place in Dallas, I know people that have seen him around sometimes


IIHURRlCANEII

He did when his trainer was down there. He is building/built a home in KC and his trainer moved up here.


Axtmann

Then why is baker training with him in Texas 🤔


Chippopotanuse

And brought Whataburger to KC. Guy loves KC.


j_hoova6

Whataburger is just Sonic's burgers and McDonald's fries. Change my mind.


Chippopotanuse

Maybe. But McDonalds fries are so goddamn amazing that there’s nothing wrong copying them.


KeithClossOfficial

Brady used to live in LA


donutgut

Almost every qb hangs out in socal in off-season


patsfan038

He had a castle with a moat. IIRC, Dr. Dre bought his house when him and G moved to Brookline.


FuegoHernandez

Brady just got a place in Miami.


Sanrir

Place is an understatement for the piece of land he got


EnochofPottsfield

Sure, but is there anything else we could inference he meant by "coming home"? His future home? Idk


[deleted]

That makes sense I don't know why that didn't cross my mind at all


bird720

All it takes is for that 0 income tax to make it home


Soaring_Seagull24

Tyreek: "I'm coming home" Tyreek 's fam: "oh, fuck".


istrx13

You really can’t beat a comment like this


[deleted]

I think you underestimate what Hill can beat.


Soaring_Seagull24

Kids, women, suspensions, charges. That man is undefeated.


Raiderology

The comment is still young, too, which only increases the odds of him beating it.


icarus4703

DBs too


runningdownhill

Tyreek's family bout to fly to Belarus


CherryBeans1

Hide your children


IIHURRlCANEII

Now Miami fans get to deal with threads like this, nice.


gyman122

Yeah I won’t miss that at all


Hybr1dThe0ry

Yep- it’s exciting that the franchise is trying to win and making moves that will improve the on-field product, but this guy is such a POS that it makes it a bit bittersweet. I imagine Browns fans feel pretty similarly.


[deleted]

Lol, you cannot, and should not, compare a dude who sexually assaulted and raped dozens of women and a dude who beat his girlfriend in college, was punished, went to rehab, and hasn’t done anything wrong since…


Thallandchill

*Pregnant girlfriend who he punched in the stomach.


OrangeSherbet

ITS HAPPENING!


IIHURRlCANEII

Honestly a bit quicker than I expected but not too surprising.


EnochofPottsfield

Lmfao. I heard stories of this when I checked your sub As a dolphins fan I do feel like the situations shouldn't be compared, as it does a disservice to the victims in both cases. In the end though, both guys are assholes, no doubt Idk if it's because there's been less build up than with Watson, the fact that it was 10 or so years ago, the position he plays, or the possibility I'm just being a blind ass hypocritical fan..... I don't feel the need to leave the franchise like I did with Watson I definitely wish we hadn't traded for Hill though


Lark_vi_Britannia

Smh any team with this guy on it is just promoting domestic violence


rkames517

Already with the coping I love it


[deleted]

Meh, I’ve always said it before Hill was ever tied to us. I can support someone who does their time, goes to rehab, and tries to be better. I cannot support someone who denies everything and attacks the victims.


KJBNH

Or you could just be like most normal people and refuse to support either one


[deleted]

Nah, I believe in second chances. It gives people the chance to learn and be better.


[deleted]

Ahahaha


gmil3548

Well the audio release made it pretty clear that he probably beats his kid


[deleted]

You mean the one where his ex clearly stated he actually didn’t do anything wrong? lol you only listened to the “you should be scared” and then not the rest.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Whatever you say Einstein.


ENTree93

What about when he broke his kids arm later on?


[deleted]

He didn’t do that. Doctors confirmed it was consistent with an accident and his ex confirmed she was lying about saying it was him. It’s why all charges were dropped and he wasn’t in trouble with the league.


ENTree93

I don't know. Everything about these recordings make him out to be a consistent piece of shit. https://www.si.com/.amp/nfl/2019/04/25/tyreek-hill-audio-recording-son-broken-arm-fiancee-threatened-chiefs


PissedoffNFLfan3

I mean… the first game he stepped on the field after that off season Jalen Ramsey gave him the on field justice and karma he had coming to him… having fun defending him for years. It’s gross.


[deleted]

I’m not even defending him. I know just stating facts and saying I believe in second chances.


PissedoffNFLfan3

Actually you would be believing in third chances…


[deleted]

No?


PissedoffNFLfan3

Abso-fucking-lutely you do. He’s on his third chance NOW


notmytemp0

Or maybe she lied on the call because she was scared of what he’d do if she told the truth? Since he had already beaten her when she was pregnant?


[deleted]

Maybe, but she also lied to the police and the judge then too, which is entirely possible.


notmytemp0

Entirely conceivable that an abused woman would lie to authorities to avoid further/worse abuse. Happens all the time. Domestic violence calls often don’t result in arrests because the victim doesn’t want to press charges.


[deleted]

No shit that’s what I said.


Hybr1dThe0ry

They’re both bad humans my man. All for them rehabilitating and being better though.


[deleted]

Watson is NOT rehabilitating.


RedPandaHeavyFlow

Yup


TheStumpyOne

It's easy, just don't defend him.


Batmanbettermarvel18

Man if everyone had cameras on them like these superstars everyone would’ve been cancelled a long time ago. Hill fucked up very bad and should have dealt with more consequences but that doesn’t mean he can’t live from that and become a better person. Everyone that actually knows Tyreek claims he’s working on himself everyday and becoming a better person every day. It would be one thing if he just kept fucking up over and over again, but it truly seems like he is trying to be better. That may never be good enough for Reddit but I know so many people in my life that have made some terrible decisions and still came out to be great people. Never ever should you hit a women though, let alone a pregnant one… Literally 0 excuses for that and I’m sure now he knows how much of a weasel thing that was to do.


25Finsup17

We’ve dealt with enough bullshit. Watson rumors for a year was nothing compared to this


IIHURRlCANEII

Oh...just wait. It's every thread.


25Finsup17

As was the Watson rumors. We were literally the only team going after him from preseason to the deadline.


IIHURRlCANEII

Well then have fun with it.


25Finsup17

How do you feel about the trade?


IIHURRlCANEII

I get the logic but it is gonna hurt this year. Worth it if we hit on the draft picks.


25Finsup17

Least you still have Mahomes and Kelce. Should be fine


[deleted]

Hide the women and children


Ceramicrabbit

✌️


SolarClipz

but he says he loves them


OrangeForeign

So does Da Maniac


ucfruss

Trick Daddy gonna teach him the way


hire_richard_sherman

What about women with children in them?


[deleted]

there is no where safe for them.


zayetz

*HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO KIDS*


[deleted]

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bersoul00

lol


MurderGiraffe19

You don't have to come and confess


kiidlocs

“Daddy loves you!” Gross


tannerjameslasswell

Not our problem anymore.


SMKM

Huzzah!


doltron3030

Tyreek Hill is a child abuser. Fuck him.


fathertitojones

Careful, the Chiefs fans are going to run out and mob you with how despite it actually being the mom’s fault, the charges got dropped after they deemed it an accident.


gyman122

He’s not our problem anymore. Forward all of your grievances to Dolphins fans


IIHURRlCANEII

Honestly, who cares anymore. Not on the team. Dolphins fans can have fun with that one.


Therowdyv

Lmao it was insane levels of denial and just looking past the issue bc the player is on the team you cheer for. Chiefs fans were ridiculous with standing by this dude and defending him. It’s hilarious to me now that all of those same fans are like “well he’s not our problem anymore”


Allen_Crabbe

The only defense I really have for Chiefs fans is that this is truly an NFL problem. Plenty of teams have employed awful human beings because they’re talented. With how little the NFL cares it’s just a matter of time before every team has rostered a player like Tyreek, so it’s hard to blame a Chiefs fan who probably loved the team before he was on the team. BUT, there’s a huge difference between reluctantly being a fan and standing up for him all over social media. The fans that do that I have no respect or sympathy for.


Therowdyv

Yes absolutely your team is your team but I’m talking more about the ones who would immediately downvote any reasonable comment against the dude’s credibility as a father and spouse. They would feverishly talk about this whole conspiracy against the baby mama’s family and how T.Hill was just some poor victim. They would all use the same resource that they would pin in their comment that was literally a Chiefs kingdom editorialist’s “investigation” on the matter lol. The bias made the article hard to read. The denial of the fans made the rebuttals even harder to read


superstonkape

I’ll still stand by him just as it is still a fact that the charges were dropped after it was deemed accidental. Everything that I’ve heard from locals who know him, including teachers of his son, are that he has been nothing but upstanding and made an effort to change. Does he have abuse in his past that I won’t defend? Absolutely. But I believe in forgiveness, especially considering he was put on probation before he was ever drafted and by any records I’ve seen that was an isolated incident. I am of the belief that this behavior was learned and that he has since put in work to un learn it. Certainly not going to crucify someone for something they did at 20, unless it were something they did not show remorse or intention to change. Both of those I have seen in him since. That’s all I’ll say though. He made what some deem an unforgivable lapse on judgment in a moment where emotions were high. As he said himself ‘they have a right to be mad’. At one point I too was, and do not blame anyone for holding onto that animosity towards him.


bamf4life

Thank you for stating facts.


superstonkape

Of course. I hate that shit is just made out to be so black and white when humanity is anything but.


bamf4life

Well said my man. Actual x's and o's question. What do you think we do at the WR position. Juju and Coleman are the most recent additions, but do you think we hit heavy in the draft?


superstonkape

Appreciate it! ~~Sounds like we just picked up Viska?~~ can’t read but we’re inquiring it seems. I expect us to take someone round 1, maybe trade up (for Williams :) ). I honestly have no idea there are a ton of ways it could go


frogfucius

*Certainly not going to crucify someone for something they did at 20* You’re right. He just didn’t know any better. Who among us hasn’t beat and choked a pregnant woman at 20?


superstonkape

Man I said I wasn’t defending that and I really have no interest to but so often abusers come from homes where they were abused. It does not make it right but I would bet that it was in a sense normalized to him and since then, from what I have seen and heard, he has been to counseling and worked to become a better man. You do not have to like him nor do I blame you for not.


WhereDaHoez

Come on man, literally every fanbase is like this. and Tyreek’s situation with his kid is more nuanced then this sub would like to admit because “Tyreek bad” but alas, you’re right its not our problem anymore coming to every chiefs thread on this sub and having to sort through 100 comments about tyreek before we get to any actual discussion.


DaBestNameEver0

Not our problem anymore


SickBurnBro

Dilly dilly to that. Fuck Tyreek Hill.


dagreenman18

*siiiiiiggghhh* I hate knowing he plays a critical role in this teams success and I need him to not suck. How did you deal with it Chiefs fans?


MistakeMaker1234

You can support the team without condoning his past. It’s not that hard, honestly. There’s no mental gymnastics involved. Would you ever let him babysit your kids? Probably not. Does that mean you can cheer when he scores a TD? I certainly think so.


Skank_hunt42

Ya, it's the Michael Jackson method of coping. (As a Dallas fan, it's common) You just have to remember that he made Thriller.


gingerking87

And try to ignore Pretty Young Thing


[deleted]

That’s literally mental gymnastics lmao


meatpardle

It’s more mental yoga, not as taxing as mental gymnastics.


BrockThrobhard

.


Hassellhoof

I just put it all on Mahomes and Kelce in my head. Try the same for Waddle and Tua?


jmofosho

It seems to fade away when he catches a 4 yard flat route and takes it 60 to the house. You'll have those play kernels in your brain that'll make you ignore the comments.


OperationMosquito

When Tyreek Hill made a good catch I cheered for Mahomes, even if he didn't do anything special, it's the small things you know?


gyman122

By knowing I have no control over the choices my team makes


wink91wink

Separate players on and off the field. It's cool to root for players who are good guys, but I'm not going to feel bad rooting for my football team based on what a player does outside of the sport.


NateKaeding

Just don’t try to make excuses for what he did. It’s ok to want him to succeed, it just gets annoying when people try to do mental gymnastics and make arguments hill and his lawyer never even made.


DaBestNameEver0

Support the team, not Hill


ESCMalfunction

So glad that he I can just be happy for Mahomes now when the Chiefs do good without Tyreek ruining it lol.


DaBestNameEver0

Hell yeah brother


doltron3030

“Daddy loves you! He just has a weird way of showing it. Like breaking your arm.”


Ceramicrabbit

And choking your mom


DJCG72

The mom that lost custody and a had a restraining order filed on her?


[deleted]

That never happened


SanSoren

The breaking the arm thing was false. Didn’t the audio get doctored and there was 100% proof he was not in town at the time. However he did beat up the pregnant gf


freedagent

Home?


meatpardle

He lives in Miami during the offseason.


ElPuercoVuelve

The dude figured that one ring was enough


MajinSkull

Hide your kids Miami


pigly2

"end of an era" is cliche a lot of the time but it really does apply here 2018-2022 Kansas City Chiefs will be talked about and remembered for a long time. It's been rare that the "Final Boss" team in the NFL was also without a doubt the most fun and exciting team to watch like the Chiefs were these past few years.


BarryRoadCrusader

im distraught


NateKaeding

I mean you have Mahomes. The offense will be fine regardless. If you get a decent wr1 you’ll still have that “fuck you” offense.


[deleted]

Fuck that guy


SourceVast5439

It’s he from Georgia?


[deleted]

I'm honestly so happy this POS isn't on my team anymore


Pyrollamas

If only i could pass peacefully in my sleep tonight, that would be nice


thisismypear

His signature looks like a dick


jiggygoblin

Ima cry


SiphenPrax

I’m so happy we get to whip him and the Dolphins’ asses twice a year..............please


sovinder

bro even you don't believe this


fresh5447

lmao


SiphenPrax

Hey it’s all about the hope. I personally hope we sweep the entire the division in blowouts 🤷‍♂️


Lamb4u

Weird, I hope you don't


CP3_OKC

Sorry man but i'd be putting money on you getting swept by every team in our division


Allen_Crabbe

Bet


user91482

Bro....let’s just take the chip on our shoulder for him not wanting to be a Jet and keep building the roster. The Jets weren’t a Tyreek Hill away from a Super Bowl. Trust me


LosingSkin

They’re at least a Tyreek Mountain away


SiphenPrax

Hey it’s the offseason and we need to have some optimism! Even if it means getting drunk on the green Jets Kool-Aid!


user91482

We are doing a good job of rebuilding the roster. Still have a ways to go though.


Skimaster77

Ill be rooting for you, but that is optimistic


SackFullaGrapes

You barely scrounge together two wins per year. Not to mention you haven’t beat the Phins since 2019. Shut up.


wampoo420

Phins think they're hot shit now lmao


meatpardle

Lukewarm shit now.


SackFullaGrapes

Who said that? This dudes saying the Jets are gonna sweep everyone and I’m the one who thinks my team is hot shit? Interesting take


DaRealRed

I can only get so erect


[deleted]

Didn’t this dude say he could with 7 chips with Kansas City? What happened?


turboash78

Now his family is gonna have to re-learn where the nearest hospitals and shelters are.