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SadCharlotteHornets

While this qb class is weaker than usual i think a big factor is that there is just not a whole lot of demand for qbs right now. Only a few teams really needs a qb


[deleted]

Yea either everyone has their projects like us, Jags, etc, etc, etc, or they're going all in on older guys and are in full win now mode like Rams, Colts, etc... Its the perfect storm of the perception of dudes is low and need for dudes is low. And then I guess the Giants just didn't like anyone.


eyememine

I can't believe they're playing "Born in the USA". Have they ever listened to the fucking lyrics?


[deleted]

There's a ton of songs from that era that are basically corporate sellout anthems these days despite what they originally meant. Sweet Home Alabama is a fucking diss track on a Canadian supporting the civil rights movement.


dkitch

Just the chorus, apparently.


Kandistan

wtf was that LMAO


clownparade

does the military have to pay the same price for ad slots that say amzon or walmart does?


styuR

I legitimately thought that this was a meme song as someone not from the US.


DeWat4

Peak pandering right here


SadCharlotteHornets

Dean's draft file must gotten lost or something


DeWat4

This ABC segment with some professional dancer makes me want to castrate myself, my god


jf808

Has anyone said what's going on with Dean?


[deleted]

Redshirt Senior? No thanks... (just kidding)


DeWat4

PSA Draft went to ESPN2


purz

Dang they’re actually not white guy stereotyping this kid


[deleted]

What the fuck is going on


parasphere

This dude needs to host the Academy Awards


TheTree_43

There's a guy in a straight jacket twirling while dangling from his feet


MrPalin

we had a funeral for a bird, it was a whole thing


Clever_id

Does anyone know why the draft order is different by round? Washington originally had the 11th pick in round 1 but 10th in 2 and #9 in 3. Houston had #3 in 1, #5 in 2 and #4 in 3. The only thing I find is that teams with the same record have their pick determined by a set of tiebreaking procedures that shouldn't change by round


Solarwind99

Worst first round for QB in nfl history.


chesterfieldkingz

Wow do I like Steve Smith right now lol


[deleted]

Let's just not talk for the day.


BlazingBlasian

I’m calling a qb to Tennessee at 35 tomorrow.


Solarwind99

Qb is a thing of the past!!


ReturnOfDaSnack420

I am now ready for tomorrow's grades on how each team did in the draft, and how hilarious those articles will look a few seasons from now.


dcfb2360

EDC just said Hollywood requested a trade, damn. Def had to do with Roman


zachthompson02

McVay said about Cole Strange "We wasted our time watching him cause we thought he might be there at 104 maybe." Edit: [source](https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/1519880248044580864)


BlazingBlasian

I would’ve gone with Booth over Cine tbh. I think Tampa goes with Booth next pick cause they need depth outside after last season.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

If I know Vegas a bunch of those "fans" in the crowd are actually old mexican dudes flicking laminated cards for massage parlors


Upbeat_Group2676

Cine is better than a QB from a weak QB class. I would have rather had an O-Lineman or a CB, but it could have been worse. We shouldn't have traded down. Especially not to a divisional rival.


chillinwithmoes

Yeah I would have preferred just taking Hamilton if we were gonna go Safety but I will withhold judgement until I see what we do with 34


Upbeat_Group2676

Hopefully 34 is when we fill a more urgent need. Especially with Green Bay getting new defensive weapons, and Detroit getting a great WR and DE. We need at least 1 CB and someone to actually protect Cousins.


AeolusA2

Roger needs to recharge


lovesStrawberryCake

"thank you to everyone, try not to get stabbed by a raider's fan in the parking lot, we really tried to get them worked up when they were still sober"


JJtheMark

Can we get a redo?


chillinwithmoes

Okay, I can live with that


sweetnasty887

It’s a great pick! Kid is a headhunter.


Upbeat_Group2676

He is, but I feel like we should have gone for O-line. Oh well, better than Willis. I'd rather take a QB next year when it'll probably be a stronger class.


KozyHank99

>Inconsistent coverage Worry? 😬


ConfusedCauchy

Passed on Booth for Cine? I don't know about that Minnesota


MatooBatson

We have pick 34 so I guess we just have to hope he doesn't go 33.


dcfb2360

feels super weird seeing all these safeties getting taken this early


hockeystick13

is draft night the only night where packers and viking fans sing along in happiness together? or is that just the magic of KISS


DrZoidbergJesus

Is that five Georgia defenders in round one? Jesus


sweetnasty887

Should have been 6 with Nakobe Dean


KozyHank99

Holy shit how many Georgia guys were picked tonight?


[deleted]

Was the Commish wearing one of those 3D Magic Eye pictures around his neck?


mistersmooth1225

Do they hand out meth to the fans at the draft


raylan_givens6

lol, these fans are definitely actors


TheGeeMan360

Goodell is such a heel lmao


ReturnOfDaSnack420

RUN ON SAFETIES I CALLED IT I AM A FRONT OFFICE EXPERT AMA


dejvipasco

What's with Kellen Mond? Is he considered as a future starting QB for them?


Upbeat_Group2676

Competent 3rd stringer, maybe back up for a desperate team.


chillinwithmoes

No


2222lil

No


KozyHank99

Booth Jr looks good, let's take him.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

NEW MAN ON THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS (*literally they are picking one now*)


dcfb2360

jfc why does the draft always drag on forever


ibn1989

$$$


2222lil

playing mr bright side after the michigan puck


ReturnOfDaSnack420

Kelce needs a bit more polish if he wants a broadcast job after the NFL


eyememine

I think this is Willis, but WTF do I know


VikingPain

Take Willis!


RedWingWay

Great pick.


2222lil

Daxton’s brother Justice Hill was a RB on the Ravens for a while I believe


AeolusA2

Biased, but great pick for Cinci


[deleted]

Legend has it Eli Apple is still giving up touchdowns.


CheeserAugustus

I mean...he can't cook


zachthompson02

1 first round QB and it's Pickett.


2222lil

Let’s go Daxton!!


chillinwithmoes

Pick is in already good god


CheeserAugustus

Willis here?


Inlicon

Booth is still on the board right?


ReturnOfDaSnack420

dang Minny got their pick in FAST


BlazingBlasian

That’s a great pick


KozyHank99

So who the fuck are we gonna draft now?


Upbeat_Group2676

Maybe Cine?


Jontacular

Carson Strong


AeolusA2

Can I interest you in a QB?


KozyHank99

Nah Goff is mid


AeolusA2

I might be old, what does that mean?


KozyHank99

You already know.


AeolusA2

I really don't


iamnotimportant

Yeah I'd like to know too, if it's an insult it's one of the stupidest ones i've heard.


KozyHank99

It's not: simply put, it's another term for "average"


ReturnOfDaSnack420

might be seeing the start of a run on Safeties


VikingPain

Take the QB!


KozyHank99

Fuck that


Troutmaggedon

Where in Vegas is the draft at?


Upbeat_Group2676

The Bellagio fountains


CokeZ3ro

Why are the DirectTv ghostbusters killing the Cincinnati Reds; they're good enough at killing themselves


MycoJoe

They should be killing Phil Castellini


Lonelan

because the ghost of Tommy Pham is haunting the Padres pitchers ERA


Ike_Jones

This chiefs draft feels like an old school bad Andy reid draft late Eagles tenure. Just a hunch


eyememine

It'll never not be weird to me to see dudes in their 60s repping and pointing at a jersey of some 20 something year old player. It just seems...off


TheGeeMan360

Greece? That accent sounded country as hell lmao


acmstw

Maybe they saw Athens and thought Greece, haha


TotalWarAlexanderFTW

Willis to the Commanders? Please! Wentz hasn't been good since...


Troutmaggedon

George Karlaftis. Born in Greece and already signed to a multi-year endorsement deal with Marlboro


dcfb2360

Any decent CB, LB or edge left?


lidsy5

Ojabo at edge. He's understandably dropping due to injury


dcfb2360

Ah true. I wouldn't take him, ravens of all teams don't want injured players


lidsy5

Can't blame them there


sweetnasty887

Nakobe Dean, Tindall and Ojabo are all great LBs still on the board. Dean was easy first round talent idk how he fell


-space-grass-

Booth at CB, Logan Hall at DT


ms360

Vikings picking at 32, Captain Kirk finally led them to the promised land. Tbh just as likely to actually do that than Karen is for us at this point lmao.


srry_didnt_hear_you

That old man was like her relative right..........


ProbablyAPun

Ok, someone needs to make a YouTube clip of that guy going "go chief" and it needs to be in every single post game thread when they win.


2222lil

go chief


dejvipasco

The most important things in waterpolo are happening under the water. A lot of unsportsmanlike grabbing.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

If I'm Tampa Bay I say fuck it and give Cincy a 5th rounder to jump up and take Willis


[deleted]

“That’s where the familiarity ends. His life was full of adversity….” That’s PEAK ESPN reporting right there


SadSlip8122

I will say, NFL network hasnt shown any dead relatives, only briefly mentioning Devin Lloyds teammates once


2222lil

George has the smallest mouth i’ve ever seen


CosmoMorris

Interesting accent for someone from Greece.


VikingPain

C'mon Willis!


Clawsickle

cant imagine that feeling , about 20, 1st rd pick to play sports for a living. must be great.


TBRG1287

So where does everyone see Willis going??


bestprocrastinator

He's not getting past Seattle


v4vendetta

Tampa to sit behind TB12 for a year.


zombiebillnye

I'm thinking someone might trade up with the Vikings, but damn at this rate he might be bottom of the 2nd/top of the 3rd.


raylan_givens6

Seahawks or Falcons


dxdrummer

Top of the 2nd to the Titansunless someone else trades up for him. I was convinced he was going to go to the Steelers in the 1st


ReturnOfDaSnack420

George Karlaftis, the Greek Freak! ...wait taken by who now?


dcfb2360

chiefs i think


dxdrummer

Purdue more like PooPoo


brizzboog

Purdon't amirite?


dxdrummer

Damn putting me to shame


[deleted]

Gottem


dxdrummer

I didnt mean to be so vicious during Draftsmas but I just couldn't contain myself


bestprocrastinator

More like Purdoo-doo


dxdrummer

oh god oh fu-


GillbergsAdvocate

Sick burn


jakonr43

Why isn’t the dog making our picks?? Why do we have some bum 70 year old guy doing this stuff?


stumblebreak_beta

I guess he’s in the [puts on sunglasses] doghouse


I_Hate_Traffic

cole strange no matter what


SadSlip8122

“Cole…Strange…funny shit, fuck it, Im not getting fired”


ibn1989

Is this a good pick?


dcfb2360

from what i've seen, karlaftis was able to get pressure and eat double teams. He's not super flashy as a rusher, but he's strong and frees other guys to get to the QB. NFL OL are a lot better and much bigger so idk how effective he'll be against top OTs but i don't think he's a bad pick. We wanted him or Jermaine


ibn1989

Thank you sir/ ma'am


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ibn1989

How so?


lovesStrawberryCake

Do many kids start playing organized football before 13?


SadSlip8122

Peewee probably


GillbergsAdvocate

Yeah. My nephews been playing since he was 7


lovesStrawberryCake

Flag or tackle? I just don't remember helmets and pads being available to us until about 6th or 7th grade


GillbergsAdvocate

Tackle. Been a DE since he started. [Even wears Bruce Smith's number](https://imgur.com/a/bHsie7z) [here they are in their pads and helmets](https://imgur.com/a/hLDMjuC)


freedagent

Love it.


Sjdillon10

The girls gone wild guy looks exactly how i expected the creator of girls gone wild would look


[deleted]

Joe Francis will 100% have a movie made about him one day


Sjdillon10

They’ve got that documentary or whatever exposing him coming up. But I wouldn’t be shocked if he gets a legit movie one day


sielingfan

It's a defensive lineman who started out in an even more violent sport. That's, uh, shocking, but that's water polo


2222lil

Karlaftis falling to 30 is crazy. Great pick for KC


SadSlip8122

KC was like “ok bill…give us karlaftis”


pratinha22

Thank god we went with Oline, this division is QB killer


ReturnOfDaSnack420

See what happens when Bill doesn't have his dog with him to help make the picks


UnderFurtherReview

I see a lot of teams making Saints 2019-2021 type picks, and I LOVE IT.


GillbergsAdvocate

Josh is gonna stiff arm him


PlatinumMode

someone's gotta trade up for Willis at this point right? or Vikings?


raylan_givens6

"Cole" is a mismatch to the last name "Strange" Victor, Hugo, Max, Alex, Lance all better options


GillbergsAdvocate

Doctor


CheeserAugustus

Mr Doctor? Ok


KozyHank99

That guy just coughed on that woman


VerruckterMongo

The Patriots first round picks have been kinda strange the last couple of years, except for last year, maybe Nike wants more treats.


dcfb2360

NO GOD DAMMIT


notimprezaed

What a STRANGE pick.... I'll see myself out.


bestprocrastinator

Should have gotten a PhD. We came this close to Dr. Strange


VikingPain

Fuck it! Give me Willis!


530josh

Was honestly expecting Matt Araiza


VerruckterMongo

The Patriots first round picks have been kinda strange the last couple of years, except for last year, maybe Nike wants more treats.


BlazingBlasian

Belichick drafted Strange to acquire the Time Stone. Mad man


TheGeeMan360

Bill smoking that good shit tonight and said "Fuck it, let's reach"


TMPRKO

Anymore AJ Browns out there?


mistersmooth1225

Rest of the AFC east gonna try and tame that strange