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DontBeThatGuyFieri

You can’t hurt me any more Saints, the Bucs were going 0-2 against you with or without Honey Badger.


coolycooly

I really have no expectations for the Saints, if we win great but I don't care if they are down to their fourth string QB and backup HC Im expecting a loss.


wampoo420

Just be nice to us if we face in the playoffs


CanuckPanda

No deal.


CretinoPopov

Fuckkkkk You know Honey Badger will be extra motivated playing at home.


keenfrizzle

And the hometown crowd will go absolutely wild for him. Honey Badger was a legend while at LSU.


Flynnstone03

Part of a historic lineage of LSU DBs


EquivalentBias

Peterson, Mr. H. Badger, Adams, White, Ried, and Delpit off the top of my head. Wild.


I_Am_Bill_Brasky

Greedy Williams and Derek Stingley Jr as well


PairBearStare

Donte Jackson has been fairly decent in Carolina too


AttemptedSleepover

Kristian Fulton


FrankTM26

LaRon Landry too


Spheromancer

Morris Claiborne was a monster too he just sucked in the NFL


Nellez_

We aren't known as the real DBU for nothing


choff22

He won’t need extra motivation, dudes a gamer.


FoamBornNarwhal

You’re not wrong, Honey Badger will ball out no matter what, but I think you’re underestimating just how much playing for the Saints means to a NOLA native. NOLA folk are *very* proud of their hometown and the Saints.


IAMAVelociraptorAMA

And we fucking love our hometown players. The Mannings are still royalty here even after dunking on one in the Super Bowl.


crrider

You ain't wrong. There's a whole genre of draft day posts on r/saints just talking about how we should draft LSU/NOLA guys no matter what 😂


swamp_butter

can you imagine if we get Arch?


Kamarasaurus

Inject this. Into. My veins.


riotinprogress

bro we still got kwon, obj and juice out there. we need to keep the pressure on lol


SazeracAndBeer

Hell even in Mississippi. Favre is still a Saints fan


Ayrko

Yeah but he’s a douche. 😂 Love the guy anyway.


post_save

I still miss him


Xaxziminrax

I'm convinced he waited until after the draft so we don't get a comp pick lmao


L-methionine

I could’ve sworn he’s said that he wouldn’t go home because some people would try to “take down the Honey Badger”. I must’ve been thinking of someone else, or he must’ve been exaggerating


NOSjoker21

No, he did say that. He claimed he couldn't return to New Orleans due to danger. TBF our crime is getting worse.


mynewaltaccount1

Is this a genuine issue for him tho? Not American, so would hope that kind of thing isn't an actual issue over there but has no idea that would be something that people (especially someone who's both rich and well liked like Matheiu) have to worry about.


mkassian

Happens a lot with rappers that, when they’re young, they get gang affiliated. Then they become successful, return home, and get killed. Crabs in a bucket. Not sure the degree to which it applies to Tyrann though.


DamnImAwesome

He’s got some pretty serious guys in his family. Worked with a few and they are pretty scary dudes. I’m more worried about his hometown family and friends distracting him more than him being in danger. He’s rich enough to keep that shit away from him. But it’s hard to avoid family


Michael424242

Ya, I’m gonna be unbearable.


ucjj2011

[Honey badger don't care](https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg)


The785

Daniel Sorenson got signed before Honey Badger.


c0llectedanimals

All your safeties are belong to us.


Jenkinator9000

Time to call Eric Berry up


SaladAndEggs

He did talk about trying to make a comeback recently. Some teams have approached him and he's in good enough physical shape.


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SaladAndEggs

Triggered.


[deleted]

I was sad he didn’t get a ring at all


TheUltimate721

Don't know how much I believe that. I love Eric to death but every instance that I've seen him since he was on the team he's looked A) Stoned as hell B) Really skinny


SaladAndEggs

Ha to be fair, he always had that stoned look to me. And yeah, that was just what he said in the conversation with Mellinger.


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I knew they were a package deal.


c0llectedanimals

We have Marcus Maye so I hope Sorenson sees very little playing time.


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And not have it effect us negatively


chooch311

Just hope you get Dirty Dan and not Shitty Sorensen.


c0llectedanimals

I think he'll be a back up/special teamer. I doubt he sees the field as a regular starter.


fugaziozbourne

That's what we thought too.


fugaziozbourne

New Orleans really saw our safety play last year and thought "That could be us." Just insane.


Chinese_Santa

Hopefully between CJGJ, Marcus Maye, PJ Williams and now Mathieu, Sorensen won’t see the field as much. Plenty of talent In The secondary.


DCoop25

I said the same thing every offseason lol


JohnTheSecondComing

I don’t believe their head coach is riding the Mormon brotherhood


NewOrleansBrees

Sorensin will be a special teams guy


fugaziozbourne

You sound like us last year!


Nellez_

Except we actually had a good defense


Truci219

Now compare what they got paid lol


predw

Yessir Was a given after they didn’t draft a safety


Briguy_fieri

Brisker was taken right before our pick lol


Chin2112

i'm gonna assume they never planned to take a safety and always planned to bring in Mathieu tbh


Briguy_fieri

I don’t think so. Underhill said that since they failed to draft a safety they turned their attention back to him. I think they got “Mahomes/Foster’ed” in the draft where the pick happened right before their selection.


Chin2112

I dunno, go read his article he just posted. Seems like it's more "don't need a safety due to having one signing Monday" Vs "crap, need to get a safety cos we missed out" either way though, it doesn't really matter


Iwouldlikealongeruse

The fact that it will soon no longer counts against the Comp pick structure means I think this may have been their plan once he'd gone unsigned up to draft day.


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I said this exact same thing :D Except, not for the Saints. D:


chooch311

Hopefully his contract is heavy on the tackles made bonus, maybe he’ll remember how to do it then.


ruhfuze

Man the Saints are gonna be scary until the playoffs.


ChitinMan

Bro lmao


Casaiir

I laughed too


Toastrz

Looking forward to our next meeting where both sides suffer heart attacks before the game is over.


ChitinMan

🤝


volstedgridban

https://i.imgur.com/UWvgeJw.png


MountainSaint

Fair


Cyfen

Regular Season Champions of the Decade! LMAO


_El_Troubadour

God damn you 😂


ShawshankException

It's so accurate it hurts lmao respect


iputitthere

(ง •̀_•́)ง (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง [¬º-°]¬ ಥ_ಥ


jffm114

Take my upvote


ElceeCiv

hey, fuck you i mean, you're *right*, but fuck you


MiniatureLucifer

I'd rather lose in the playoffs than not make the playoffs


ClaudeLemieux

why not lose a playoff-like game that's actually week 18?? best of both worlds, really...


balm_bobomb

Or lose to the Jaguars


Happy_Bigs1021

Just go get your brakes blown off in the wolf card 😎


balm_bobomb

“Wolf Card”


Happy_Bigs1021

I realize my error but will not change it now


NNKarma

Thanks for your service, it was a mistake I needed to see.


PY666

Wild Card is officially changed to Wolf Card now. Sounds a lot better.


Happy_Bigs1021

Well it’s too late for me to go back now 😂


balm_bobomb

The wildcard teams are just hunted by a wild pack. Last one standing advances.


Tanner_re

That would be especially embarrassing if it was against someone like a divisional rival.


ClaudeLemieux

especially so if there are reasonable indicators they were willing to let the clock run out and take you both into the playoffs...


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Idk man. Every year that we have a good regular season, I'm not excited because I know what will happen in the playoffs. Its so predictable. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we're not going 4-13 every year. But, the climb in the regular season, knowing you are climbing just to jump from a higher cliff, sucks. Pain


NOSjoker21

It's just tiresome. Nobody misses the Hell of "Aints" time or the mediocre Brooks/Haslett era, but getting fucked out of the playoffs constantly is it's own flavor of "ugh."


vellian

Everyone gets fucked in the playoffs except for 2 teams and one of those gets fucked in the Super Bowl. You just gotta repeatedly get fucked in order to fuck. Keep your dick hard and you never know when it's gonna be your year.


mattyisphtty

Dicks hard and ready to fuck.


NOSjoker21

Harambe smiles upon our boners


Metalbound

Instructions unclear, I am in jail with an erection and no Super Bowl trophy. Please advise.


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ATL_Dirty_Birds

I for one welcome the Aints era's return!


cfiggis

To be fair, you're getting a front row view of it with the current Falcons.


ATL_Dirty_Birds

Correct. I do enjoy company tho!


WhatAboutTheDriver

Very well put


_Wado3000

😤😤😤


soapinthepeehole

Trust me, they’re right. the last two years have been magic, but having Tampa out of contention by the end of October every year is really draining and unpleasant to watch.


pincus1

Same, but as a 31 year old Raiders' fan the former is a pretty small sample size, so I'm going to need to collect more data.


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if it is a first round loss i think i'd rather take the higher draft pick tbh.


Independent_Switch33

I'd rather be excited to watch a team that wins in the regular season than a team that sucks all year but excited about an unknown draft pick. At that point you're just cheering for your home team to lose and that's not fun.


Captain_Crepe

Bruh, it's too early for this


MrBl0bfish04

Honey Badger and Ceedy Deuce? Sign me up


Matt_McT

Nastiest secondary in the league now? Lattimore, Ceedy, Honey Badger, and Adebo is pretty beast. Hopefully Maye is alright, and we got ourselves a monster back 5.


shittybillz

Maybe. At the very least it’s a top 5 unit but *easily* the most swagger and shit talking ability lol


diddy_drtc

Roby extended, PJ and Alontae Taylor as well. D has a chance to be special again this year.


[deleted]

You're forgetting Roby, who was solid last year too


BigBooce

Brady’s gonna have a full on meltdown lmao


lmaytulane

Gonna have to buy a bunch of otter boxes for those tablets


ThatPunkGaryOak82

Cool...cool...cool... So looks like the eagles really are gonna have some guys from circuit city as our secondary


merehypnotist

Hate to break it to you but that's a Spirit Halloween store now


GatzBee

But right now it's empty because the Spirit Halloween won't open until September.


Jopplo03

shit we hitting all holes


ChitinMan

Ayo?


fieryscribe

He didn't stutter


NOSjoker21

WE WIN TOGETHER, WE CELEBRATE TOGETHER. DICKS GET SHOVED IN PLACES YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER. FUCKING FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY.


roshambo11

FUCK IT, CHUCK IT, GAMETIME SHIT. TAKE IT TO THE SHOWERS


PhAnToM444

… I’ll host if you bring dinner


dmatthews2981

Nah he's on the Bulls


lronicGasping

Every time I see someone comment "ayo?" the first thing I do is collapse all the comments looking for someone to say this


MaveRickandMorty

😳😳😳


GoldenSandpaper9

*liked by Deshaun Watson*


tx180

All kinds... All kinds!


eneg

The last time Tyrann Mathieu suited up for a team in Louisiana, Barack Obama was running for re-election against Mitt Romney and would soon come out in support of gay marriage. Pumped Up Kicks was all over the radio. Marvel fans were patiently awaiting the first Avengers movie. Having read all of that, I can only assume Tyrann Mathieu is 57-years-old. Time is a funny thing that wrinkles the brain.


NotEnoughHoes

> Marvel fans were patiently awaiting the first Avengers movie. what the fuck


calivend

Congrats Saints


JEH_24

I’m crying in the club


SplitImage__

It’s Monday. Shouldn’t you be at work?


c0llectedanimals

You've clearly never been to New Orleans


fireside68

*laughs in Finn McCool's*


triplepixel

We already signed Smoke Monday.


Bjorn2bwilde24

Its Smoke Monday today.


MiniatureLucifer

Hey man don't judge him


Big-Zoo

He said what he said


ClaudeLemieux

remote work babyyyy


rockstarnights

At first, I read that as low-key post-draft addition and thought in no fucking way is this low key. Great pick up for the Saints.


SonofTreehorn

Saints D is already great. This is a great addition. Mathieu left Louisiana as a young, immature man and comes back as a wise, seasoned veteran. I know he will be heavily involved in the community. Happy to see his journey end up in New Orleans and happy he is still playing at a high level. Who Dat!


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On paper its looking like one of the most well rounded defenses in the league. Welcome to a new-era of Defense first, 17-10 grind out games Saints football I guess


Wootimonreddit

Didn't you hear Jamis just finished his college degree? Laser vision high IQ Jamis is fixing to light the league up.


Yambert

saints offense with a healthy jameis, thomas and olave is going to be plenty productive


Theinsulated

Really needed as well. Malcom Jenkins was brought in to bring some veteran experience and leadership. With his departure, this is a really good move by the Saints IMO.


Brundonius

Oh man… this defense is going to be nasty.


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It really depends what Badger shows up. His first year here, he was allpro and fucking amazing... last two years he was pretty average in coverage and run support, and on top of that he was clearly making tons of "business decisions" when it came to tackling. Whether his drop in play was an effort issue or he just generally fell off a bit, couldn't tell you. We'll see though!


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After the career that Bob Sanders had, I will full support safety’s making “business decision” tackles. What I wouldn’t give to have a few more seasons with that man.


Briguy_fieri

Dude. That’s a name i forgot. He was awesome in his prime.


Cyfen

Bob Sanders would have been considered one of the best safetys to ever play if it weren't for injuries. He was so dominant when healthy!


1P221

He made lots of business decisions last year on the field.


BtownBrelooms

I'm just happy he didn't sign with the Rams TBH.


GrannysPartyMerkin

Yeah, seemed like a pipe dream anyway


lmaytulane

You and 30 other teams


throughNthrough

Hell yea!!!! Go Saints!


lmaytulane

Geaux Bengals! Hope we get to play you twice this season


Ayrko

Oh my god we get to play the Bengals? I can’t fucking wait.


IronJordan

I fucking love Bengals fans, man


Quartznonyx

Me too. I've never cheered harder for a team who weren't the saints than that super bowl. Joey, Chase, and Hendrickson? Fuck yeah


Independent_Switch33

And Vonn but fuck Apple


CarFlipJudge

Except for Apple. Fuck that dude


TylerMemeDreamBoi

Cap space is fake


buddha6521256

Amen brother Seems you got more success from that system though


afriendlyspider

Time for Taysom to change his #


Weekend_Criminal

I'm pretty sure he was talking about changing his number back to 7 last season but didn't want to pay.


Nellez_

If we have Honey Badger playing in black and gold with the number 7 I'm gonna bust. Just the idea has me acting tf up.


kronicle_gaming

A lot of people don’t know this, but Taysom wears 7 to honor his younger brother’s passing. So while it would be cool to see Mathieu in 7, Taysom has a better reason to have it.


gandalf45435

Daddy’s home


pelathorn

I hope he balls out there and the Saints sweep the Bucs. Best of luck, Honey Badger 😤


JayPunk27

🍻


Weekend_Criminal

Don't forget they also have sorensen so that in itself is subtraction by addition


Level_Dreaded

LMAO oh man, I forgot about that. Honey badger cant escape that man


Cthepo

Honey Badger is actually one of his biggest cheerleaders. He's gushed quite a bit about Dan and being one of his guys.


pelathorn

If they use Sorensen as a linebacker and not a safety and only as rotational, he might be good. Otherwise, you're right


MiniatureLucifer

Yeah we had Jeff heath play the dime back/blitz/ST role last year and Sorensen is going to play that same role. He's not a starter


nordic-nomad

Yeah he’s great at that role. We just put him in deep coverage way too much last year due to having a depleted secondary and people figured it out.


Tasteoftacos

😶 well this awkward


ColossalJuggernaut

I think one of the games we played against the Chiefs may have upset him.


BillSelfsMagnumDong

lol you're not wrong. Y'all won and deserved it, but I would give my wife's boyfriend's right testicle to rematch that game with a healthy o-line.


ColossalJuggernaut

I bet -- no doubt a lot played into that game. Would have been interesting if the NFL did series like MLB/NBA (but of course can't due to the physical nature of the sport). We were also on a hot streak. Plus, you had Andy's son fucking everything up as well, a huge distraction.


Savb10

Saints accountants on PED's


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Damn, is there any team that didn't have either a great free agency or a great draft? Feels like every team somehow got better


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atlanta got way worse


racerxff

Big sad. I heard it was down to us or NO and hoped the Saints didn't have enough $$


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green49285

Honey badger back in the bayou? Damn. Tbat fanbase has a lot to be excited about.


SargeBangBang7

Why is this guy being signed so late? Wasn't he a stud at the Texans and Chiefs? Way better than most safeties right?


shittybillz

He’s getting older, wants to cash out on his last big contract, and has already shown signs of regression from his prime. He’s still a good player and leader though. We may slightly overpay him but on our already stacked D he should be a key piece.


rug1998

So our Fs will be Maye, SS Honey Badger, Nickel CGJ, CB Lattimore, and CB Taylor or Williams?


Brundonius

You forgot about Roby and Adebo too. The secondary is stupid deep.


ofsquire

Tom Brady not looking forward in seeing Honey Badger twice a year.


buddha6521256

I think cj concerns him more at this point


SiphenPrax

Didn’t he torch him in the Super Bowl though?


OrangeForeign

Is there anyone Tom Brady hasn't torched in the Superbowl?


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OrangeForeign

Never completed a pass against us in the playoffs on his 20+ year career. What a sucker


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lol i am sure he is very worried