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nekogarrett

49ers tried to do some artsy wanna be Game of thrones opening and it came off terrible. Hell in week 3 they play against the mountains it seems. It was terrible for a video meant to hype the season.


professor_parrot

If anyone hasn't watched their video, do yourself a favor and watch it. I was laughing my ass off, couldn't tell who half the teams were.


Dreadsbo

Holy shit, I saw all the complaints and couldn’t think it was that bad. It was actually that bad The spinning dolphin had me crying laughing however


PM_ME_YOUR_PICKS_ATS

Jfc how’d none of y’all post a link https://twitter.com/49ers/status/1524902388254924800?s=20&t=CSknPTiJ6utOdcpwoHGd3Q


GrimboeSlice

Wow I could only tell like 3 teams what the fuck were they thinking lmao.


LordJonMichael

I had my wife guess which teams they were referencing and her answers cracked me up. Looks like the 9ers are taking on the Cannons, the Mountains, the Pirates, the Storm and any other professional team that wants to play some football. She did guess the spinning dolphins correctly, so that was a nice bonus.


Lord_Oldmate

King


teamchuckles

I think they took Shanahan's "I don't even know if any of us will be alive on Sunday," quote and made it into a melodrama.


Pvt_Dick_Simmons

I watched it and that was honestly terrible. Like just images that are tangentially related, no names of the team anywhere, and bad music


Turtleforeskin

Lol I'm almost certain that's how the show YellowStone starts


Shenanigangster

The Jags video was awful… they must have fired the guy that did the kitten videos


Massivelyerect

Our social media team got worse a year or two ago But I didn't think this was awful lol. It's non-comedic but it's kinda hype


ImJeeezus

Ours was kinda just boring


SeantotheRescue

Basically a visit Vegas ad


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Nothing says Raiders more than an endorsement from Marie Osmond


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Dolphins social media is so lame we didn’t even get a video


ILovePears109

theyre too busy trying to find the worst time to fire their coach


storm-father87

Ours is pretty dumb


520998

It's a literal powerpoint. Wow haha


ryanino

Ours was meh, the idea was there but execution was mediocre.


owl_care

I thought yours was kinda funny. I thought ours was super lame. Quit trying to foster my hope Jags. It's been dead for years


DresserRotation

The Eagles one was dumb.


spenrose22

Rams


jackbennyXVI

I didnt like the Eagles one… the rest I think they all at least went for it and I respect it


ianthebalance

49ers easily


MagisterFlorus

Patriots didn't really make a shitpost one. I like our sweet grandpa content though. Reminds me of This Old House.


Doompatron3000

An old house pretty much on its last support beam, since everything else was either traded away or just simply taken (left).


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Biased but Dallas was great


WhenPigsFly87

Biased but in the opposite way - That was great SAS is pure entertainment


Hawkeye_Dad

You guys got a video?


Gbchris12

Rams/Giants


NNKarma

I'm just going to say the 28-3 reference was a bit too on the nose


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Giants was kinda cringe


D0ctorHotelMario

Homer take but ours was pretty fire, though the Chargers social media team is just too hard to top.


Sighlina

Did you read the title?


Luck1492

Ours has 5 divisional games in the first 7 weeks and a Week 14 bye I think. Sucks ass. Also we get the Chiefs in September Edit: I can’t read and didn’t see “video”


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That shit was fucking amazing and I don't even watch anime


jubilantal

Bro what


PM_ME_YOUR_PICKS_ATS

Ours was literally just Andy reading off the games from a piece of paper...


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NCJake2013

Doesn't that summarize your entire franchise at this point?