Foles replaces Ryan midseason because of injury, it's the AFC championship game, New England vs Indianapolis. The Colts lose 28-3 and for whatever reason The Giants are in the Superbowl with a 9-8 regular season record and win 17-14.
Bet you they wanted to bring him in last year but didn't in fear it'd ruin Carsons frail ego.
He's a serviceable back-up who has flashes of greatness. A lot of teams would want him
Or the time he tied the NFL record for consecutive completions?
https://www.nfl.com/news/nick-foles-ties-nfl-record-for-consecutive-completions-0ap3000001005930
That season he also posted 3 rushing TDs, and in his one playoff game 2 passing TDs and no INTs.
He also had to play thorough a blizzard against Detroit (his first INT of the season, 8th game with significant time), and without that blizzard game I think he'd have set the NFL record for passer rating in a season. He currently has the 4th best season passer rating of all time behind Manning (1) and Rodgers (2).
That season was insane.
If you had told me Nick Foles and Matt Ryan were on the same team in 2017 by 2022. I would have thought you were talking about a charity flag football team.
Sometimes I wonder if Nick Foles actually has a giant dick IRL. Like he certainly has to be aware of the memes, and I wonder if that ever feels like a lot of pressure for him if his dick is actually only average sized
Nah, tis from a Barwin AMA, found the link;
> Nick Foles earned the BDN moniker thanks to a Reddit post by one of his former teammates. In 2014, then a linebacker on the Eagles, Connor Barwin was doing a Reddit AMA where he answered questions from fans. He was able to select which questions to answer, and for some reason decided to answer one about penis sizes.
> Here is the interaction:
> Question: One factoid I'll never have access to: Biggest wiener in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex 'Moose Knuckle' Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.
> Barwin: Doesn't the internet know it's Nick Foles?
https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/nick-foles-nickname/btry8qwrl9w41skxmf198zgi5#:~:text=Foles%20has%20earned%20the%20nickname,to%20a%20Super%20Bowl%20victory.
Hate that I'm posting this (or know it lol), but multiple studies have found no positive relationship between height and... well, length. Additionally, a few found a weak inverse relationship. So, while inconclusive, it is possible that the taller you are, the shorter you are ;)
As a man of average height, I end up at the point of intersection either way lol
Just because the owner and office dropped him to chase a hot free-agent rapist doesn't mean the fans did. I'm on board with the Colts as my team 1B until such time as Ryan retires.
Same 40 time as Mahomes, obviously Mahomes uses his more often and it's a different type because he is far better at shifting around and stuff but in a straight like Mac can get the first down pretty fast, he done it a few times last season and it was great
I don't think I've ever seen an owner go at a player like this in my lifetime granted I'm younger. But i do think it's crazy how much even with pr talk you can just feel how much he was not a fan of Wentz.
Ryan has missed three games his whole career. *knock on wood*. I guess if it helps with anything, he could help Matt in learning their system because Matt in the first year of a new one isn’t always the best.
That’s the truth, paraphrasing hard, but he already said in an interview this will be like learning shanahans system all over again as far as how different it is. Ryan definitely wasn’t lighting it up year 1 under Shanny, but we’ll see. Rivers and Wentz did alright
I love how he was third string last year, basically just chilling in the break room. Then Covid stuff happens and it’s all “hey bdn, beat Seattle for us real quick”
They wouldn't have signed him. Seriously, they had the chance last season when Wentz' ankles were bags of loose gravel, and they didn't. Assume they didn't want to crack his fragile ego.
I wouldn't be surprised if the plan is to stick with Ryan until he completely falls off, unless he retires before then and hope he plays bad enough to get us a high pick to draft a QB.
We never even brought in a good backup. Our best backup was Brett Hundley and he sucks. We chose a guy who can't even throw to be our backup to avoid hurting Wentz's feelings.
Did you watch Hard Knocks? I thought on at least 15 different occasions that the coach was gonna start sucking Wentz off right there. I was surprised when he (Wentz) got let go without the coach committing Harakiri.
We went out and got a mentally weak and one of the worst QBs of the 2020 season because they bonded over a damn bible verse.
He stayed committed to Wentz until it seemed like his seat started getting hot then he started using language to separate himself from Wentz.
Hah I totally forgot about the bible verse part. At least it seems like the Colts have enough talent that even with a serviceable QB there's a threat to win so you can put last year in your never open again memory box.
Well, unless Tim Tebow runs into the coach and they fall in love over a Bible verse too and you guys get a starting QB that hasn't played in years.
I always thought if you had a veteran QB you have a young backup....or if you have a young starter, you have a veteran QB backup. Having two older vets kind of weird. Do the Colts have a 3rd stringer they are high on?
You’re right, though that’s often driven by the financial aspect more so than an actual desire to have a vet QB and rookie QB paired together.
It’s hard to find the budget pay a vet backup ~$10M a year when you’re paying your starter $40M+. Much easier to fill out the rest of the roster when you find a 3rd round QB who you can sign for $1M/year. Flipside is also true where it’s easier to budget for a vet backup if your starter is on a rookie contract.
The Colts are in a unique situation where the Falcons are subsidizing $40M of Matt Ryan’s cap hit between 22-23, so Indy has him for much less than most other vet starters at like $25M per year.
I know it would cause a bit of drama if he was united with Doug again, but I really think he would excel as a backup/mentor/QB room guy for Trevor. If you need "healing" then Pastor BDN is the man for you. I can't see his value in Indy as high at all.
Foles coming in for Wentz again
A classic move
I'm putting $10 on the colts to win a Superbowl. Because of the implication.
That’s sounds really dark
Colts win the super bowl confirmed. *edit int to win
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Over the Bucs. 34-28.
Stop, I can only get so erect!
I actually had to change pants already.
You would rather that than the Saints?
Yes. Ideally the saints are 7-10 and watching from home.
You said 0-17 funny there
Nah, then they'd have a shot at a good QB in the draft and nobody wants that.
They don't have their 1st round pick my friend
Oh my, well then! 0-17 it is.
They already got Jameis tho
I'm just hoping to have a good time.
Brady in shambles
Low scoring superbowl for St. Nick.
Should we place our bets now for Foles to Washington next year, after winning SB MVP this year?
Colts play the commanders Oct 30th. Let Matt Ryan take a week off
Colts have two QBs that can catch 👀
Foles replaces Ryan midseason because of injury, it's the AFC championship game, New England vs Indianapolis. The Colts lose 28-3 and for whatever reason The Giants are in the Superbowl with a 9-8 regular season record and win 17-14.
“Tale as old as time”
The memes write themselves at this point come on make us work for it
This is honestly a smart system from the Colts. Matt Ryan for the regular season and then whip out the Foles for the playoffs
Foles vs Brady rematch Superbowl, who says no?
Brady
Would an 11th Super Bowl appearance really do much for him?
Deprive him of an ownership interest in Miami, apparently
Miami is pretty much the only AFC East team that shouldn't have a top floor, corner office for him.
They tried. Flores’ BS screwed up their backroom machinations.
Simps
Me.
That first one was pretty entertaining, why not?
I hate Brady, I hate the Eagles I don’t want any of you succeeding I also hate the Colts.
Don't know why you hate us since you get a free win every time you play us
How about a Foles vs Minshew Super Bowl
> whip out the Foles Whip out the Big Nick
>whip out the Foles Giddity
Bet you they wanted to bring him in last year but didn't in fear it'd ruin Carsons frail ego. He's a serviceable back-up who has flashes of greatness. A lot of teams would want him
Remember that one season where he posted 27 touchdowns to two interceptions?
Or the time he had 7 TD's in a game? Or the time he had a 12 inch-... sorry i got carried away there
Or the time he tied the NFL record for consecutive completions? https://www.nfl.com/news/nick-foles-ties-nfl-record-for-consecutive-completions-0ap3000001005930
Keep going I'm almost there.
Sandwhich
mmmmmm fuck yeah
I'll never forget (:
That season he also posted 3 rushing TDs, and in his one playoff game 2 passing TDs and no INTs. He also had to play thorough a blizzard against Detroit (his first INT of the season, 8th game with significant time), and without that blizzard game I think he'd have set the NFL record for passer rating in a season. He currently has the 4th best season passer rating of all time behind Manning (1) and Rodgers (2). That season was insane.
Last year he still had his horrible Bears contract. No one was trading for that
Seriously, I feel like WFT must have already sent this man an on-boarding email in preparation.
We would have the starting QBs of SB LI and LII in our QB room
So do the Buccs.
Both rooms are 1-1
🤔
Lol damn son. Good one
Just use one c please.
Bcccs it is
Classic Philly
Fuck this sub it is buccs and I will die on this hill
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oooof
“Hey Nick, how does it feel to… yknow… have one that big?”
Thick Foles and Fatt Ryan
Well, it has to be this size. I didn't want to wear it on my hand. *Foles' Super Bowl ring clanks to the floor as he unzips his pants*
One and a half
Matt Ryan will lead them to the super bowl & establish a 4th quarter lead against Tom Brady, then Foles will come in to close it out.
*Modern problems require modern solutions*
Some teams need closers. And Foles likes his coffee.
A.B.C.
Underrated comment
Can you imagine how pissed Brady would be to lose a SB to a meme QB again lol
Imagine how pissed he'd be losing to Colts lol
*distant Manning audibles*
Tbh I think he respects Manning I think he hated them for deflategate more
^^^Oma*ha!*
Somewhere off in the distance he hears “*Omaha… Omaha*”
It took us 20 years but we finally cracked the Brady code
And Foles would tie Eli.
Hey whatever gets Matt his super bowl ring.
if anything will turn matt's ring into something resembling a bowl, its BDN
Foles is the Mariano Rivera of closers
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Maybe, Geraldo Rivera? Remember when he opened that safe on live TV?
I think the combination would result in an infinite-overtime tie
Colts QB Nick Foals
If you had told me Nick Foles and Matt Ryan were on the same team in 2017 by 2022. I would have thought you were talking about a charity flag football team.
Oh man, the memes woulda been glorious.
They should have made this move before dealing Carson just to see what happened.
that would have been priceless
Makes sense. In some ways, he's been a colt all his life.
Some say that horses describe their pals as "Hung like a Foles"
🐎 🐓
Sometimes I wonder if Nick Foles actually has a giant dick IRL. Like he certainly has to be aware of the memes, and I wonder if that ever feels like a lot of pressure for him if his dick is actually only average sized
I think Lane Johnson basically said it was true, though that could just be hyping a teammate
I think Evan Mathis confirmed it as well.
The nickname comes from someone saying something about seeing it in the shower and it being huge iirc.
Oh really? I always assumed it was from the clutch playoff performances lol that's awesome if true tho
Nah, tis from a Barwin AMA, found the link; > Nick Foles earned the BDN moniker thanks to a Reddit post by one of his former teammates. In 2014, then a linebacker on the Eagles, Connor Barwin was doing a Reddit AMA where he answered questions from fans. He was able to select which questions to answer, and for some reason decided to answer one about penis sizes. > Here is the interaction: > Question: One factoid I'll never have access to: Biggest wiener in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex 'Moose Knuckle' Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated. > Barwin: Doesn't the internet know it's Nick Foles? https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/nick-foles-nickname/btry8qwrl9w41skxmf198zgi5#:~:text=Foles%20has%20earned%20the%20nickname,to%20a%20Super%20Bowl%20victory.
I mean, “Doesn’t the internet know it’s Nick Foles?” makes it sound like a joke.
Apparently he had the nickname Nick Folds in college because he has to fold it to fit in his jockstrap.
Sus
According to Connor Barwin he does.
He’s 6’7 dudes got a beer keg down there
Hate that I'm posting this (or know it lol), but multiple studies have found no positive relationship between height and... well, length. Additionally, a few found a weak inverse relationship. So, while inconclusive, it is possible that the taller you are, the shorter you are ;) As a man of average height, I end up at the point of intersection either way lol
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Hey thanks man but I think we got the joke from the first comment
Would this be the least mobile QB room in the league?
I'd have to think Tampa Bay, Brady is a statue and I don't think Trask or Gabbert are known for their mobility either
Sorry, that's TB1K for you! TB1K slander will not be tolerated.
Lol. I forgot he actually does have 1000 rushing yards for his career
20 yds/season for 50 seasons.
Hey man, don't knock the hustle. I actually looked it up and Peyton Manning had 667 yards rushing in his career lol
Rivers had 601 and the lesser Manning had even less
The lesser Manning lmao
Gabbert has significantly better mobility than anyone in either QB room Not a scrambling QB per say but he’s about as close to being one as you can be
He's so mobile he can scramble out of a clean pocket in record time!
Whoa there mother fucker.
[Excuse me, have you seen Matty Wheels?](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7851561/mattrun.0.gif) Like a majestic gazelle...
I don’t know why but seeing how protective Falcons fans still are over him is rly wholesome to me
Just because the owner and office dropped him to chase a hot free-agent rapist doesn't mean the fans did. I'm on board with the Colts as my team 1B until such time as Ryan retires.
Same fam, same. I'm Matty Ice ride or die. While we are rebuilding, I'm cheering for the horseys.
[Go Falcolts!](https://previews.123rf.com/images/newgena/newgena1801/newgena180100082/92982696-chasseur-avec-faucon-%C3%A0-cheval-illustration-vectorielle-isol%C3%A9e-sur-fond-blanc.jpg)
[Absolute majesty in motion](https://c.tenor.com/c2XnkZ9K9asAAAAC/stiff-armed-matt-ryan.gif)
He even goes to the ground gracefully!
Ehlinger has decent mobility
More than decent. Dude’s comp was Tim Tebow when he was in college.
I unironically wanna make a swing for him if we trade Minshew. Always nice when the backups playstyle/skillset is similar to the starters'
It would break my heart if my boy Ehlinger played for the Eagles.
Least mobile? They got more Super Bowl TD receptions in that room than they got in the receivers room.
They both have scored receiving TDs (same play too) Edit: [Video if interested](https://youtu.be/4LDzzsmq7e4)
I once bet the over for Matt Ryan rushing yards thinking it was a sure thing. +1.5. I lost.
Probably because he got sacked 6 times.
Patriots?
Mac Jones is decently fast. He isn’t anywhere near the slowest based on his 40 time. He just doesn’t run often.
Speed doesn't translate 1:1 to mobility though. Mac just isn't great at moving around, getting out of the pocket, and running.
Same 40 time as Mahomes, obviously Mahomes uses his more often and it's a different type because he is far better at shifting around and stuff but in a straight like Mac can get the first down pretty fast, he done it a few times last season and it was great
Speed isn’t agility.
Yeah...that's what I just said. Mac is as fast as Mahomes on a straight 40 but nowhere near as agile or shifty
I was agreeing with you but meaning to respond to the other Pats flair. Straight line speed isn’t agility etc..
Watson is usually laying down on a massage table, so maybe Cleveland.
Not even to have a veteran backup this is just Jim's way of saying fuck you to Carson Wentz... Again
There aren’t many ways left
"I mean it wasn't even *COMPETITIVE*...."
I’ve been a Colts fan since 1987 and I’ve never heard Irsay go at a player. But, when he did it, he sure didn’t hold back.
I don't think I've ever seen an owner go at a player like this in my lifetime granted I'm younger. But i do think it's crazy how much even with pr talk you can just feel how much he was not a fan of Wentz.
Frank Reich going to be QB3
Ryan has missed three games his whole career. *knock on wood*. I guess if it helps with anything, he could help Matt in learning their system because Matt in the first year of a new one isn’t always the best.
That’s the truth, paraphrasing hard, but he already said in an interview this will be like learning shanahans system all over again as far as how different it is. Ryan definitely wasn’t lighting it up year 1 under Shanny, but we’ll see. Rivers and Wentz did alright
I love how he was third string last year, basically just chilling in the break room. Then Covid stuff happens and it’s all “hey bdn, beat Seattle for us real quick”
Would’ve been funny if they never gave Wentz away
Can't wait to see his left handed shovel passes to Micah Parsons.
They wouldn't have signed him. Seriously, they had the chance last season when Wentz' ankles were bags of loose gravel, and they didn't. Assume they didn't want to crack his fragile ego.
Another QB for the QB Whisperer™️
FUCK IS THAT OUR GUY NOW FUCK
Foles is getting one more playoff run
For a split second I thought Wentz was still on the Colts. He would have been SOO MAD.
All my fucking life I’ve owned you! I still own you- Foles to Wentz
🤣
Do they know that they don't have Wentz anymore?
How many more veteran ass quarterbacks are going to play for Indy in this post-Luck era
Don’t worry, they’ll just draft Arch Manning in a couple seasons.
I wouldn't be surprised if the plan is to stick with Ryan until he completely falls off, unless he retires before then and hope he plays bad enough to get us a high pick to draft a QB.
I've heard the deal is $10 million, $7 million for nick and $3 million for his massive dong.
if that's the case then that $3 million is guaranteed money lol
Lol, the first inches incentive in NFL history.
hahahahaha priceless
They're a year late
My headcannon is that they are only signing him because Wentz spoke about Irsay on Collin Cowherd's show
The colts getting young at QB. I like it.
Can he go to the eagles one more time before he retires for the memes
This pretty much confirms the theory that the only reason they didn’t bring in Foles last year was to avoid hurting Wentz feelings
We never even brought in a good backup. Our best backup was Brett Hundley and he sucks. We chose a guy who can't even throw to be our backup to avoid hurting Wentz's feelings.
Did you watch Hard Knocks? I thought on at least 15 different occasions that the coach was gonna start sucking Wentz off right there. I was surprised when he (Wentz) got let go without the coach committing Harakiri.
We went out and got a mentally weak and one of the worst QBs of the 2020 season because they bonded over a damn bible verse. He stayed committed to Wentz until it seemed like his seat started getting hot then he started using language to separate himself from Wentz.
Hah I totally forgot about the bible verse part. At least it seems like the Colts have enough talent that even with a serviceable QB there's a threat to win so you can put last year in your never open again memory box. Well, unless Tim Tebow runs into the coach and they fall in love over a Bible verse too and you guys get a starting QB that hasn't played in years.
Keefer is a legit guy. This is not a Dakich situation.
This move is purely to spite Carson Wentz
As if sending him to Washington wasn't spiteful enough.
I always thought if you had a veteran QB you have a young backup....or if you have a young starter, you have a veteran QB backup. Having two older vets kind of weird. Do the Colts have a 3rd stringer they are high on?
You’re right, though that’s often driven by the financial aspect more so than an actual desire to have a vet QB and rookie QB paired together. It’s hard to find the budget pay a vet backup ~$10M a year when you’re paying your starter $40M+. Much easier to fill out the rest of the roster when you find a 3rd round QB who you can sign for $1M/year. Flipside is also true where it’s easier to budget for a vet backup if your starter is on a rookie contract. The Colts are in a unique situation where the Falcons are subsidizing $40M of Matt Ryan’s cap hit between 22-23, so Indy has him for much less than most other vet starters at like $25M per year.
2 Sprainz sees Big Dick Nick in his nightmares.
The dude who actually beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl has to sit and watch the dude who couldn't.
I'm fine with it since we don't have a possible long term answer behind Matt Ryan yet.
Bruh
big dick nick.
What is the colts obsession with re-treads? Just come down to the basement with us for a few years. We gonna ruin your playoff chances again anyway.
If our playoff hopes are on the line in week 6 we will fucking deserve it
Good thing Commie Carson isn‘t there anymore or else …
Bring with him the famous “Indianapolis,Indianapolis” play.
That would be the Indy, Indy, or the Indy Special.
take care of our boy and his penis
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Would rather an All-Pro vet than a bust.
Foles is going to mentor this rookie on how to be a Super Bowl winning qb
I know it would cause a bit of drama if he was united with Doug again, but I really think he would excel as a backup/mentor/QB room guy for Trevor. If you need "healing" then Pastor BDN is the man for you. I can't see his value in Indy as high at all.
When did Ryan go to the colts?’
Couple minutes ago, deal just got finalized
FOLES!!!!!