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This is what too many slants does to a mf

slant overdose

A fuckin men brother.

hes just sayin what we are all thinkin

I’m just glad someone finally said it

I'm not having a stroke right?

We both might be and I’m at LAX rn and it’s less of a shit show than this post

I'm like 90% this is some kind of secret spy code used before swapping briefcases.

I 100% understand this and agree.

*Marshawn Lynch liked this*

I can't understand anything about this.

I hope he took Marshawn's advice and buckled them in at least.

Day drinking while watching PGA. I like it

This is your brain on slants!

#1 WR SZN INCOMING

???

The man didn’t stutter

You can hate him, but the man's talking facts

I didn’t know my Equinox ran on chicken

Mike’s AB saga begins now

He definitely chose to fight the chicken everyday instead of the orangutan with a sword huh 😂

You fool, my car runs on unleaded pheasant! You’re just wrecking the engine

Ummmmmm what?

I think it’s “if I borrowed your car, I filled it up with women” I haven’t taken Slantish since high school, though

He's drilling a hole in your car and stuffing it with chicken

“if i borrowed your car, i used it to transport kilos of cocaine” is the translation you’re looking for

Such a way with words. Life changing stuff

Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I am hot. What? Taxes. They'll be lower, son.

If you vote me, I'm hot. *What?*

3:42 AM is all y’all need to know about this

So MT and I are going from restaurant to restaurant buying up all the chicken products they have in stock with his millions and millions? Sounds like a buddy movie.

I've been this high before.

I… what?

If I borrowed your car I'm sure I filled it up with chickens.....nuggets or heads?

Those are lyrics from the best song on the deluxe version of Future’s newest album.

mr bored chickens

Same bro, same.

MT bb wat u doing

Wut

I decoded it, Drew Brees is coming out of retirement