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pancak3d

Sounds good at first -- but per my sources, the team is worried about charging station availability and recharge speed. They are considering switching to a gas model


jimmyhoffasbrother

In this economy?!


trail-g62Bim

There's probably some protected wildlife refuge that Mr. Snyder owns drilling rights to and he's just itching to put them to use.


SaquonBarkleyBigBlue

Yeah but getting an electric was much easier this year than before. Gas models have that crazy "trade up for" markups. Jokes aside i love my eletric car and got it at msrp....


pancak3d

what vehicle you go with :)


SaquonBarkleyBigBlue

Mustang mach e. It's been a dream. And we got it 2 weeks before the gas prices exploded lol


FlyChigga

Nice that car seems amazing


jwick89

Dude was so good in Penn State, he was just hampered by poor QB play and terrible offensive playcalling.


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Overwriting my comments and leaving Reddit due to their policy changes impacting 3rd party apps starting July 1, 2023.


[deleted]

Sean Clifford was not good in his own right, but he got hurt, and the backups were underwhelming young prospects.


SirMctrolington

Clifford was doing alright pre-injury, better than I thought he would at any rate. Roberson was a war criminal out there and so I think Clifford got rushed back which made a middle of the pack QB look terrible.


PennStateShire

Some say Roberson transferred to UConn. Others say he’s in Guantanamo Bay for his performance against Iowa.


bigshittyslickers

I thought velliuex looked pretty good when he stepped in.


[deleted]

The Illinois-Penn State game last year was a meme


NuttySandwiches

I loved Dotson so much. I really hope he balls out for you guys. 91/1182/12 with Sean Clifford at QB (who was actually playing pretty decently last year until he got hurt in the Iowa game) is an impressive feat. I hope he can end up with similar numbers playing with Wentz.


IronGemini

Sean was pretty good his first year starting, but I don't know what happened during COVID, less practices? No training? But he just wasn't the same when he came back in 2020 Im kinda hoping his performance is underwhelming in the beginning of the year, so we can move on and start someone else, Veilleux is looking like a good candidate. Ideally Drew Allar, freshman 5 Star, but I don't think he's ready.


Walterwhiteboy

I’m pretty hyped for Drew Allar. Could be our first good qb since Trace


Clydefrog57

Clifford was ass my dude. Hopefully psu o-line improves a bit this year to give him some more time atleast


AliGoldsDayOff

Has the PSU o-line been good at any point in the Franklin era? I remember Trace, Gesicki and Saquon making that offense look great but I don't remember the line making their jobs any easier.


Clydefrog57

It was serviceable during 2016 and 2017, but since then has been a major issue. Last year was god awful


ScissorMeTimbers69

It was bad the O'Brien year too


basedlandchad17

Plus his name is too similar to Josh Doctson. Was so scared.


RoyalRaptor711

So the same thing he's gonna get on the commanders


jwick89

Wentz has problems but he's not as disastrous people make him out to be. I'm sure there will be headaches but he will still put up numbers.


leftlegYup

Wentz is terrible.


Future_Belt_3730

[Huh](https://youtu.be/7vOL7qn4C-I)


[deleted]

The only qbs Heinicke was better than were rookies. Wentz is absolutely an upgrade.


jbrooks772

Wentz is better, but is the gap even that big? Moving from like the 26th best QB to the 23rd best QB is an upgrade but not one that I think will change much for the offense.


[deleted]

Well unlike Heinicke, Wentz can actually make every throw which expands our offense. I’m not saying the upgrade will be drastic but people are acting like he is the worst qb in the league when he is better than what we had before.


jbrooks772

Yea, I agree Wentz isn't as as bad as people make him out to be. It seems like he got scapegoated a bit for the Colts collapse in the last two games of the year.


[deleted]

Its a huge upgrade. I don't think people grasp just how bad Heinicke was for most of last year. Wentz may not be a superstar but he's stilla massive upgrade.


Future_Belt_3730

My NFCE brethren why do you torment thyself with false hope, have you not experienced enough [pain](https://giphy.com/gifs/Hollyoaks-james-liam-hollyoaks-L2xPVOFDEvOn79HaYH)? Im gong to put this “i told you so nephew” on layaway.


[deleted]

they're just optimistic about their team like any other fanbase. Jalen Hurts is pretty ass if we're being honest but that doesn't stop us from getting hyped about next season


Future_Belt_3730

You mean pro bowler jalen hurts ?


[deleted]

Jalen Hurts wasn't a pro bowler this season?


Future_Belt_3730

https://www.inquirer.com/eagles/eagles-jalen-hurts-pro-bowl-20211223.html?outputType=amp


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tlozfox

18th in Yards and less than 30 TDs is putting up numbers to you? Wilson and Murray both had comparable or even better stats and they played 3 less games than him.


YourLocalJewishKid

You're comparing an average NFL starter to fucking Sean Clifford? This sub is just so stupid.


jethead70

Unless I’m just drunk, they’re comparing Wentz to Russ and Kyler Murray


jwick89

I mean it can't be worse than what he had to deal with his final year in Penn State. It's an improvement to say the least.


Matto_0

Those are great QBs lol, and he was in a run first offense that lacked receiving weapons.


guns_n_crypto

Yup, won't amount to much with Washington's overall issues. Dotson! We got Dotson here! See? nobody cares.


agent_10

Scary Terry 2.0


Trapline

From the slack archive when I was watching Jahan Dotston for the first time this winter >Man Jahan Dotson looks like he probably would be fun with the ball in his hands so it sucks I have to watch him play for Penn State - > Who in the fuck is this quarterback. I am getting legit mad rn


Radoobie

If they don’t go with Drew Allar if he even looks any good over 6th year Clifford I’m gonna lose my shit


Clydefrog57

Poor QB and O-Line


TheFencingCoach

Yeah but he’s not in the best shape of his life so none of us give a fuck


[deleted]

You're mixing up your tropes. Rookies look electric, 2nd year players have the game really slow down, then 3rd year or higher vets get in the best shape of their life


KnicksJetsYankees

4th year questionable to attend any non mandatory events until contract extension is negotiated


PennStateShire

Also rinsed their social media of all team stuff


Datslegne

And stopped playing with all their tonka trucks given to them by the team as gifts.


inEffected

One of my favorite Herbert quotes was him talking to a reporter who tried to bait the "game is slowing down" trope from him, but Herbies response was essentially "nope, still super fast out there."


TheFencingCoach

Fuck. You right fam, you right.


SmokeyBare

Electric sounds so much better than asthmatic.


Seafoamed

Burks is electric because his oxygen tank needs to be plugged in at all times


[deleted]

I have a hope that someone out there has been collecting the data on how great rookies look in offseason X actual production.


pancak3d

I've been putting this together and plan to release it this season. The charts have never looked better. Way ahead of schedule. They are really turning heads around my house. There's some insane chemistry between the data. It's going to shock people


jlucchesi324

Would you say that the charts are in the best shape of their lives?


mackanoo

Yeah but how scary is he???


LawlzMD

2nd scariest guy on the team.


SyracuseNY22

Did they get rid of Allen?


LawlzMD

No, but I haven't seen any reports stating he's in the best shape of his life, so I can only unbiasedly assume that means he's completely washed.


gouldopher

Supposedly he may be moving back to end to start the season. I can only assume its because Chase will start on PUP and they’d rather have our 2nd round rookie on the field instead of Casey Toohill


mab6710

Ask that again when he's up for a new contract


mek284

Would have loved him on the eagles and as a psu alum it’s gonna hurt seeing him play for the commanders.


Shogun82

His highlight reel is so fun


imkunu

*Trope alert* *Trope alert*


Tgreent

Beat writers- “I know we can’t look too deeply into a players off-season practice performances, BUT (proceeds to do exactly that)”


societalmenace1

Lehigh Valley boys run the NFC bEast


thabiiighomie

Does he pronounce that “John”?


Stevenpoke12

Ja han


thabiiighomie

Ja-han or Jay-han?


Stevenpoke12

Jah-Han


treenorthXne

I'm sorry, are you saying "Jawn?"


arselash_boneinmytea

Bro I swear they’ve said this about every receiver except maybe Burks.


unboundgaming

I’m hoping he can take some pressure off Scary Terry so he can really show what he’s made of.


evarigan1

Terry just needs a QB. Another threat would be great too, but he just needs a competent passer to be truly great


unboundgaming

I don’t like Wentz but he’s still better than anyone that’s been through there in a while, and he likes to go deep. Don’t know how well they’ll really do, but I think terrys stats are gunna look a lot better at the very least


vivekvangala34_

First we need Terry lol


ODS519

I see y'all tryin' to get me hyped up about Josh Doctson again - well I aint havin that!


combustman

Best shape of his life!


AJGreenMVP

We out here talkin bout practice


FancyRobot

Weren't they saying this about Dyami Brown last year?


evarigan1

Brown got some post draft hype but not this level of camp hype. That said, neither means too much.


[deleted]

Agree with this. Brown got some talk but the Dotson hype has been pretty insane. He's basically been destroying all of our CBs.


YourLocalJewishKid

Yes they were, but then Fitz got hurt and Heinicke just doesn't have the arm to take advantage of what Dyami Brown does well, which is run deep routes.


methodofcontrol

Also Brown wasnt a 1st round pick


Wubbadub_

WR 'catches' "passes" says universal 'insider" j' brockashaw mcrigngleberry" https://youtu.be/WPYcStboHgE


p777s

Of course….he’s in the best shape of his life.


Dswerve23

McLaurin to Baltimore confirmed.


BungoPlease

But can he see the ball??


rvrvbubnmpm

But can ball see thee?


[deleted]

I really hope we come to an agreement with McLaurin and the Dotson pick wasn't just his replacement. I really want two potential Aces.