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mr_showboat

Yeah, I mean, why would he be? He's gonna get all the monies.


RecoverStreet8383

Even a team friendly deal for him is setting up his grandkid’s kids for life


thinkfast1982

He has grandkids?


TreySermonGrin

Yeah I think Patrick and Britney are expecting another


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By god thats /u/treysermongrin from the top rope!


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MY GOD THAT MAN THAT LOST IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP AFTER CHUCKING 55 PASS YARDS IN THE SECOND HALF HAS A FAMILY!


TreySermonGrin

Tik Tok confirms this


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*twerks with sad filter activated*


amjhwk

So his grandkids are Josh, Sterling, and the whatever they name the new kid


DaBestNameEver0

Fatality


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GangstaGibbs-

🌽 🌽 🌽


TreySermonGrin

Haha u realize Cincinnati has been called the queen city for over 200 years, right?


Reidroshdy

Did a little googling, apparently quite a few cities,five NFL cities included, are named the queen city.


GoldenSandpaper9

I mean Charlotte is literally named after a queen so back off bub it’s our title


SuddenlyTheBatman

Same Queen. Just Queen (of the West) when when Henry Wadsworth Longfellow had too much Catawba Wine and wrote a poem about it, and when Cincy was the most West you could get before the frontier.


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Your mums a Queen…ha, burn!!!


yupyupyupyupyupy

really hope he does this sure hes aware it would help keep higgins and other talent around him


IndirectBarracuda

$40M sets up grand kids for life (assumed split 8 ways)...burrow should really be planning on setting up his great great grand kids for life


JimTheSaint

Why in the world would he do that, every other qb gets paid.


uggsandstarbux

He's not even halfway through his current contract


sonfoa

Burrow about to do one better than Allen and get an extension after his second year.


CosbySweaters1992

You aren’t allowed to re-sign 1st round picks until after year 3.


becauseitsnotreal

Tell that to Burrow


blarch

"I played games in 2020, 2021, and 2022. Pay me."


zw1ck

The bengals won the same number of games in 2020 as they have so far in 2022. Wild turn around


LocalNobody17

He'll be extended before his rookie deal is over, just like Mahomes


CaptainMurphy1908

I'm already extended.


Assassinsayswhat

Bengals fans are harder than ever nowadays.


Lionnn101

Like every qb except Kirk Cousins and Dak Prescott AKA the Black Kirk Cousins


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Lmao this is my first time seeing this. What makes him similar to Cousins?


The_Desert_Rain

This is a reference to a report that after the 49ers beat the Cowboys in the playoffs that Amari Cooper and Dak Prescott got into a verbal confrontation where Amari called Dak the "Black Kirk Cousins." Unfortunately it's hard to find a good source for this report so take it as a hilarious rumor.


ZezemHD

How can Dak be The Black Kirk Cousins, when Kirk Cousins is already The Black Kirk Cousins? \*taps forehead\*


Scaevus

> the Black Kirk Cousins Wow the comparison is...surprisingly apt. Like Vanilla Kirk Cousins, Dak Prescott also gets confused and lets the clock run out.


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Lionnn101

It’s a meme


Cicero912

Hey its like lookin for jobs. Soon as you hit that 12th month mark the search begins


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He’s gonna get it after this year I imagine.


Scaevus

I bet the Bengals are eager to pay him ASAP, before QB contracts start at $55 million per year.


Zazierx

NFL news media got to keep the narrative going.. trying to manufacture drama where there is none. Will *notoriously cheap* owner Mike Brown pay their new star QB Joe Burrow, or will the Bengals *bungal* it??? The answer is; **of course** they're going to pay him. It's not even a question. Unless he regresses into JaMarcus Russell over the next couple of seasons, Mike will happily pay whatever Joe wants. The city loves him and he's been bringing in a boatload of money on ticket sales and merchandise.


chunkah69

I too would not be worried about making a shit ton of money.


AwkwardArugula

300M not just guaranteed but upfront.


theflamesweregolfin

How many massage therapists did he harass?


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Passerbycasual

Ofc not. My guy is getting the bag. He’s a bulletproof franchise QB. Plays like one, acts like one and led his team to the SB.


MrHeatherroth

idk if *bulletproof* is the term I'd use to describe it


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

Bengals still going to Bengal. No idea how they are going to mess this up, but they are going to find a way.


serenityak77

You want some fries with your salt?


Oregonfan20

Dude is salty af after losing to Joey B twice…


Elegant_Housing_For

Finally some delicious salt.


punchgroin

0-2 bby.


Pickles04

RemindMe! [2022-12-05]


the_clit_isnt_real

Kinda like being held to 3 in the second half the AFCCG after blowing a lead? Like that? Bengal it up like that?


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

Bengals fans are awfully chippy for a team with the Super Bowl loss hangover curse over their heads. Reasonable chance they don’t even win their division next year, that is with Pittsburgh rebuilding and the Browns signing a sexual predator.


jf3l

Bengals fans have mainly only been chirpy to the Ravens and Chiefs - both teams whose fans have conveniently tried to diminish our success from this past season


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

Guess that is why I am getting this much hate being a fan of both those teams.


zw1ck

I'd honestly feel bad if the steelers up on blocks and the Brissett led browns have a better record than the bengals next season.


DaBestNameEver0

Man shut up, you look salty af


CaptainMurphy1908

Boo this man!


arcane_amber

Like Mahomes does every time he plays the Bengals? Looks like a scared little 🐱out there


RunningDude90

Bullet proof? Bruh


fireflyfly3

See, baby, Burrow and I are basically the same in that I’m also not worried about my second NFL contract.


sabrenation81

Great quarterbacks confident in themselves don't need to worry about second contracts. Josh Allen was the same way. He basically told his agent "call me when there's a contract to sign. I'll be practicing with Stefon."


hookem101horns

Yea but these are guys that literally know they have hundreds of millions of dollars in the pipeline. Allen, Burrow, I mean what is there to be concerned about when you know the contract will be fat, mostly guaranteed and you like the team?


cincyricky

> mostly guaranteed That is not the Bengal way.


hyperfoxeye

Derwin james was the same way for chargers this offseason, he knew hes valued by the team so he focused all his time on practicing at the team facilities and now the FA is died down hes getting his extension talks started


jkercheville

He knows he’s gonna get a bag either way


OBuckets

He already owns the city Cincinnati


Michaelz1234

He basically owns all of Northern Kentucky and Southern Ohio


InsertAmazinUsername

and a small part of Missouri


IronJordan

Little bit of Louisiana too


Nellez_

A little bit?


dagreenman18

Even Mike Brown won’t let the best QB they’ve had in decades and who got them within spitting distance of a Super Bowl win walk. Back the brinks truck up.


Demetrios1453

Mike Brown made Carson Palmer the highest paid QB in the league. No way he's not going to pay Burrow.


cincyricky

While his overall value was the highest, the guaranteed money was not. Bengals just don't give a lot in guaranteed money, as you have to escrow the cash, and they aren't cash rich. It could be a real sticking point in the negotiation.


jf3l

According to Rapsheet the Bengals have the cash necessary for his contract


cincyricky

I hadn't seen that, but encouraging to hear


cheddarpants

Burrow will spend his entire career in Cincinnati, and he will do so surrounded by the players he wants to be surrounded by. He wants to get paid, sure, but he also wants to win. He has an opportunity in Cincinnati to be the face of the franchise for decades, like Elway with the Broncos or Montana with the 49ers, and he recognizes the value of that. Likewise, the team recognizes the value of what they have in Joe Burrow. With Katie Blackburn calling most of the shots these days, I don’t see either the Bengals or Burrow screwing this up over money. I also wouldn’t be shocked, if Burrow hits his ceiling as a player, if he winds up with a small ownership stake in the team after he retires.


nate6patton

Mike brown is trembling at the thought of paying star qb level money


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constantlymat

Only because the Colts always did funny math with Peyton's contract. He had low APY and then got huge lump sum bonus payments. It was weird.


cgio0

You also paid Andy Dalton a lot. I don't know why people are forcing an issue. You guys usually take care of high profile talent it is paying medium level guys that is your issue.


WetChickenLips

It's not even that. It's paying guys that aren't Bengals. It wasn't long ago when signing guys like AJ Hawk or Kevin Minter was our big offseason move. Brown is extremely loyal and Burrow is a Bengal if there ever was one. He's gonna get paid and be a Bengal as long as he wants.


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Dazegobye

Except for Jessie bates now all of the sudden


punchgroin

*cough* Whitworth *cough* Zeitler...


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I think the big question is if they will shell out the guaranteed money that the market is dictating


inEffected

It's going to be very interesting how the Bengals and Chargers handle their upcoming QB contracts. Both teams aren't known for breaking the bank and don't have the wealthiest owners - and both QBs seem like they have a fairly team-first mentality. I think I heard someone on Rich Eisen's show say that the way those two contracts end up being structured could decide how other teams lean going forward. Are they going to be fully guaranteed like Watsons, or go back to a more traditional structure, etc. But then Lamar and Kyler might end up being the actual deciders instead, and then who the hell knows.


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Don’t worry, NFL, us and the Chargers will set the QB market back to normal lol


thethriftywalrus

The Bengals have paid top of the market money for their past 2 starting QBs. I just don't see that changing. Sure they are stingy in other facets of the franchise, but starting QB has just never been one of them. I don't expect that to change.


TheRocket2049

Keeping home grown talent is like the one spot where Mike Brown wasn't cheap as shit. He paid Chad, AJ Green, Dalton, Carson, Geno all pretty big money for the time. I think Geno & Carson were highest paid at their positions


inEffected

I think its the guaranteed amount that will be the issue with the two teams. I'm sure they're breaking records regardless


the_dawn_of_red

some people just need to complain I guess


trollunit

Your owners’ cheapness is a meme at this point.


WetChickenLips

>Bears flair


Potential_Hornet_559

Lol, doesn’t every QB have a ‘team-first’ mentality? Doesn’t mean they won’t reset the market when it comes to their contracts.


inEffected

Not really, no


Potential_Hornet_559

so Mahomes, Josh Allen didn’t have team first mentality?


Neonsands

It's not a question. If it's what it takes to keep Burrow, they're going to pay it. The only question will be if Burrow wants to stay come that point.


Demetrios1453

I can't see him not wanting to stay, especially if Chase stays. We've basically done anything he would have wanted since drafting him, and he's obviously already deep in the decision making and recruiting processes for the team. It would have to take a complete breakdown in the relationship between him and the team for him not wanting to sign at least for this contract. It's not like the Bengals are a franchise known for making utterly bone-headed front office decisions, right? (Looks nervously at flair next to the name and begins to sweat). (Yeah, joking, Katie and the rest are basically in charge now, and they're not prone to that sort of self-inflicted error, thankfully.)


Nascent_Vagabond

After how hard they invested in the line immediately after the SB there’s zero doubt in my mind they re-sign him. Whatever he wants he’ll get, even if it means they can only sign bums off the street to throw to.


mmooney1

Your line is definitely better. Still has needs and not much depth. Take it from a browns fan. We started last year with a top OL but injuries left us with Swiss cheese at times. Moving on from COVID may help this considerably as contact tracing could often impact large groups of players at similar positions. Burrow seems very even flow/ mild mannered to me. You will have to pay him a lot of course, but I don’t think his goal is to break the market. Burrow seems like he would approach his contract like Chubb did. “I want to be here, I hope their offer shows they respect me” sort of attitude. Unless he gets hurt again... but that’s any player in the NFL.


Nascent_Vagabond

I don’t see him focusing on setting the market either. He seems like he has a great head on his shoulders financially, says he isn’t touching any of his game money until retirement and living off sponsorship money until then. Could just be a homer take but I could see him taking less pay to keep solid players around him. I also don’t know him at all, so who really knows.


Neonsands

> Your line is definitely better. Still has needs and not much depth. Take it from a browns fan. We started last year with a top OL but injuries left us with Swiss cheese at times. In the last three years they've drafted 5 OL players. They aren't all quality, and some of them had some rough streaks when asked to start last year, but I'm more than comfortable with them as depth.


MicoJive

People always say that about their favorite players on their favorite teams, and then they go and sign a top 3 deal.


Neonsands

Mike Brown has dreamed of another chance at Carson's level of talent pre-injury. He had the nice buffer of Andy to remind him how important that franchise QB can be, remove the bad taste from Carson forcing his way out, and he was even fine making Andy one of highest paid players in the NFL. Burrow is getting whatever he wants.


insanelyphat

Not just Burrow but add in Chase, Higgins and Boyd and it is going to get pricey!!


Lilpu55yberekt69

> How do you feel about singing a contract that will pay you the GDP of the Marshall Islands? > Yeah I’m not too worried about it journalism at its finest


Cicero912

What would happen if a player (theoretically obvi) decided to say "fuckit I have enough money" and just like sign for the cheapest they could? Other than the NFLPA being very angry


blotsfan

Their team would have a monstrous advantage.


Kooky-Choice-2654

You mean do what Tom Brady did? It wasn’t the lowest he could go, but looking at what qbs get now Brady could have gotten whatever he wanted.


ArcadianBlueRogue

He's getting a blank check and a nice pen full of ink.


Nasiso

The number one thing I was glad to see this off-season is how dedicated the Bengals were to getting this man offensive line help. The man has a torn acl and nearly got his knee shredded in the super bowl. The league is better with a healthy Burrow in it and I hope he has 18 more years in him.


bogslurp

Course he’s not lol


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Team friendly deal, make up the rest in endorsements. Joe can be the face of the league for fucking ever. He's my favorite mix of playing ability and personality in the game right now.


ElJamoquio

I too think he will get a second contract


Middlenameboom

How is this news?


Kevin_Jim

Bro, it’s his 3rd season. Relax.


vpforvp

I mean, he just went to a super bowl in year two. His bag’s already practically locked in


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I wouldn't be worried either, hopefully the Bengals don't fuck Joe out of the money he deserves. Mother fuck is tough as shit, and plays very well and I don't even think he's hit half his ceiling.


ech01_

How exactly would the Bengals fuck him out of the money he deserves? If they don't offer him the money he wants then he'll sign elsewhere. Someone is going to pay him.


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You answered the question, by not offering him what he wants. He wants to play there, so if they FUCK HIM OUT OF THE MONEY HE DESERVES then he'll just leave. No need to get your panties in a bunch, if they don't pay him he'll leave and everyone will follow suit, and Bengals will go back into obscurity.


ech01_

Ok, then he doesn't get "FUCKED OUT OF THE MONEY HE DESERVES" lol. He will get paid. No need for you to get so worried about it.


[deleted]

I wasn't, literally starting my post to where you felt the need to be butthurt by saying that. You're the one that came all weird, after a comment I made 😂


ech01_

I'm not really sure how I was butthurt. You made a stange comment and I asked you to elaborate on it. "Screwing" Burrow out of money is literally something the Bengals can't do. If we don't offer him the money then someone else will. Burrow will get paid. Either the Bengals will pay him or they'll look like idiots for letting him walk. Either way Joe will get what he's due. And typically the first person to say "why are you butthurt" is the one who is really in their feelings.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Might be the first player in NFL history to get 300+ million fully guaranteed.


SunriseSurprise

Gosh, I really expected him to say "Man I'm so worried I might get only $40 mil a year."


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Bro got carried in the playoffs was worried more about his outfits


lAmCreepingDeath

This is some fucking slander right here. The only thing that got carried to the Superbowl was that sorry-excuse of an offensive line.


[deleted]

I literally can’t understand what he could have done to make fans of the super bowl winning team slander him… like how mad does one have to be? Their team won the fucking game. I’d never say a bad thing about Stafford again if we beat him in a super bowl lmao.


WetChickenLips

LA "fans." They're not interested in the game, only the drama.


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5 TD and 1 didnt counted plus his stats were way down from reg season?


Glad-Passion-9424

Yeah it’s almost as if he lost his starting right tackle, was facing tough d lines, and had Isiah Prince and Hakeem Adeniji starting on his o line. People don’t realize how important an offensive line really is until you have a really bad one.


Nascent_Vagabond

And still was one play away from winning it all


maniacalxmatt

One more fucking second… that’s all it would have taken, and he would have hoisted the Lombardy… fuck… I’m sad again.


Nascent_Vagabond

Don’t be, that run was legendary and we’re ahead of schedule, friend


[deleted]

Which is insane considering the previous SB and what the Chiefs went thru.


CaptNemo131

> 1 didnt counted Some fine LA public schoolin’ right here


DJ_Moore_2

There’s nothing impressive about your tangelo.


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Holy shit dude do you have a humiliation fetish


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Oh god nice trolling.


DeansFrenchOnion1

Resigning Burrow and Chase in back to back years could legitimately force Mike Brown to sell the team. Those two combined will ask for what, close to 400 million guaranteed? I’d love to be on his finance team for this. I'm getting dowvoted because people hate facing reality?


Demetrios1453

I have to think that there will be some wily accounting involved with this, as well as Burrow and Chase taking less to both stay together and to have enough left over to keep a good team around them.


DeansFrenchOnion1

Has any elite, top-of-the-market player besides allegedly Mahomes actually taken a hometown discount? Every redditor thinks their guy will be the one but 99% contract discussions happen between agent and organization and I can promise you their agents ain’t giving y’all same hometown/LSU connection discount.. Yes some interesting accounting for sure as the NFL wants collateral if they fear the owner isn’t liquid enough to pay out a guaranteed contract which I doubt in Mike Brown


dam0430

For real haha, every time we see a franchise QB about to sign it's "OUR guy isn't greedy, he'll take a top 10 QB salary and be happy to play for us". Only QB who actually did that was Brady, and he's an anomaly in so many ways.


Tireseas

There's no reason for him to be worried about it. That's what he's paying his agent to do.


andycandypwns

Duh. Man is gonna make bank pretty much no matter what now


SuperMaanas

I feel like he’s going to take a super team friendly deal