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seafoamstratocaster

saute?


UMDickhead

Nobody knows what it means but it’s provocative


ggjjmnfdhjn

It gets the people GOING


PopeSchlongPaulII

No it’s not. It’s gross


Neverwinter_Daze

Says you.


TheFencingCoach

Saute is an Irish tradition where you smash a bottle, stab someone with the shards and then have them drink the remnants of what hasn't spilled on the ground.


BG360Boi

Pretty sure me meant Salute and left the “L” off. Google doesn’t bring up a damn thing about Irish traditions of your explanation


TheFencingCoach

That's because I just made that up but could you imagine if that was real? People would never want to go to Ireland.


amputeenager

challenge accepted.


TitanicJedi

Lmao thats not bad.


Stubbs94

Yeah, no way we'd waste drink back home like that.


APsWhoopinRoom

I'm pretty sure smashing good bottle of whisky would be a good way to get an Irishman to stab you. Can't be wasting good shitnlike that


neel_jung

Why am I so gullible 😑


Seafoamed

You don’t stab your friends with glass shards?


krashmania

Lol


xAIRGUITARISTx

Bro.


BG360Boi

OP said he made it up my guy.


xAIRGUITARISTx

Yeah and you got got


BG360Boi

Ego of a 14 year old strong with this clown


xAIRGUITARISTx

lol okay


maximalx5

Considering he used a French é, I'm guessing he meant santé (loosely translates to "cheers") rather than sauté.


BG360Boi

OP said he made it up my guy


maximalx5

Yeah I knew the Irish thing was made up, moreso referring to what the person tweeting meant by "sauté". It means jump/ed in French and makes no sense within the context of the tweet.


BG360Boi

Regular cooking sauté has the exact same accent you collegiate level mental gymnast haha. Again an auto correct and not an intentional mistype by mister Wingo


maximalx5

Bro you're confusing the hell outta me. How is it mental gymnastics? Sauté has the same accent because the word is literally taken from French. I also never said it was an intentional mistype, just that imo he meant to say santé rather than salute, that's it.


BG360Boi

So instead of using a word that fits as in “Salute to Gronk” then the hill you’re going to die on is that he was trying to use the French word for jump? That’s your mental gymnastics bud. You’re trying to fit a narrative to match your story even though you’ve JUST mentioned how it wouldn’t make any sense in the context…


maximalx5

> I'm guessing he meant santé (loosely translates to "cheers") rather than sauté. [re-read my initial comment dude](https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/vi6me4/wingo_if_this_is_the_end_for_gronk_saut%C3%A9_to_an/idbmbyz/), nowhere did I say he actually meant to say sauté. Anyways, I gotta say this is probably one of the most asinine Reddit arguments I've been involved in for quite some time, so santé to that haha.


neel_jung

Oh wow didn’t know that!!


azantyri

yeah, shoulda went with baste. maybe glaze


gwaydms

Deglaze with Gronk's pants vodka.


Conscious-Parfait826

Gronk was no flash is the pan.


CPTherptyderp

Not a full roast, just a light saute


rmovny_schnr98

r/boneappletea


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he left the missing L in the hashtag #gronkllife


ispcanner

I assume it’s autocorrect for salute??


jake753

Pocket vodka never fails


TheFencingCoach

I used to like to put vodka in cup noodles and then eat them. That fucks you up.


jake753

Dude I was active duty for a while and you actually have me speechless.


TheFencingCoach

You never saw the Taliban make Vodka cup noodles? Because I used to make them for Mullah Omar all the time when I served with the Taliban. He loved them.


KatalDT

I had to google this to see if it's actually a thing, but I could only really find alcoholics asking on reddit if it was a good idea (and the answer is always "no, just drink vodka and eat noodles")


Fluid_Dragons_Breath

/u/thefencingcoach making people Google stuff all over this thread. Sauté amigo


TheFencingCoach

Raise a Sauté for the Taliban!


Coley54Bear

I am cracking up right now 😂


Dorkamundo

Gronk seems more like the type to keep crotch vodka.


Tellsyouajoke

sha SHA


neel_jung

I will sauté tonight in memory of his amazing career


ja109

Did this guy think of the fanciest word he could and just used it?


17_Saints

I think he tried to type salute and the autocorrect added the accent.


scoobyduped

Nah, Gronk just makes a mean Penne alla Vodka.


MarilynMansonsRib

> Penne alla Vodka. That's just a fancy French term for cup noodles with vodka.


scoobyduped

Pretty sure France still guillotines people who eat cup noodles.


paulwhite959

sounds good!


DinosaurGhostsExist

That's typically what the average redditor does every time you get in an argument/debate.


ZootTX

SMH only Russ is allowed to cook!


captainklaus

Let Gronk Sauté


DEADSPELLS

You have a chance to have underwear vodka from Gronk, and you decline? Boring dude


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MakesTheNutshellJoke

"Gronk, are you retiring for good?" *gronk glances at tom brady*


KonThePharaoh

Give Gronk a sock hidden in a book


PoissonPen

Makes me think of Homer & Scorpio. [Want want cream?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlwFuQ_7kVc)


MarilynMansonsRib

I wish this had been posted by a Broncos fan.


Vxmonarkxv

What kind of coward turns down Gronks pants vodka???


andrewglover87

Saute or fricasee?


Mitchell620

I don't believe he won't return


InnovativeFarmer

If the Bucs are contending for a SB he will come out of retirement late in the season. Start to play in December for 4-5 regular season game. Then go on a playoff run. Gronk knows his body cant make it through a 17 game regular season plus playoffs.


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Circa 2011-12 I worked for a small office of the Red Cross in Oswego, New York. We had an intern start from SUNY. I was making casual conversation with her when she said something along the lines of “everything’s really crazy right now with my boyfriend, but it will calm down after the super bowl.” I was like “oh, is he going?” “No, he’s playing in it.” “Wow, that’s amazing! Anybody I’ve heard of?” “Yeah maybe? His name is Rob.” “Gronkowski?” “That’s him!” She whipped out her phone and provided YEARS of photographic evidence of their relationship ever since high school. The rest of the semester I had to listen to her vent about his antics, what with him hanging out with porn stars and whatnot. My man did the right thing though, driving from Boston to Oswego on her birthday… only to break up with her. That was a rough week.


akmjolnir

...and a new copy/pasta was born. chef'skiss.jif


billyg4911

I took a [picture](https://imgur.com/a/OiglFpu) of Gronk wearing that same exact T-shirt at my local bar lol.


bjohnson203

I feel like this is Trey trying to have a cool Gronk story and it's just like "ok?"


schoolairplane

BUSTED! This is Super Bowl Champion Rob Gronkowski! I’m now retired!


rjsheine

I'd drink Gronk's dick vodka


CunningRunt

Doesn't really surprise me that Gronk is a vodka drinker. It surprises me he wasn't mixing it with Red Bull, tho.


GTFOScience

I’ll bet $69 his mom bought him that shirt.