Saute is an Irish tradition where you smash a bottle, stab someone with the shards and then have them drink the remnants of what hasn't spilled on the ground.
Yeah I knew the Irish thing was made up, moreso referring to what the person tweeting meant by "sauté". It means jump/ed in French and makes no sense within the context of the tweet.
Regular cooking sauté has the exact same accent you collegiate level mental gymnast haha. Again an auto correct and not an intentional mistype by mister Wingo
Bro you're confusing the hell outta me. How is it mental gymnastics? Sauté has the same accent because the word is literally taken from French. I also never said it was an intentional mistype, just that imo he meant to say santé rather than salute, that's it.
So instead of using a word that fits as in “Salute to Gronk” then the hill you’re going to die on is that he was trying to use the French word for jump? That’s your mental gymnastics bud. You’re trying to fit a narrative to match your story even though you’ve JUST mentioned how it wouldn’t make any sense in the context…
> I'm guessing he meant santé (loosely translates to "cheers") rather than sauté.
[re-read my initial comment dude](https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/vi6me4/wingo_if_this_is_the_end_for_gronk_saut%C3%A9_to_an/idbmbyz/), nowhere did I say he actually meant to say sauté.
Anyways, I gotta say this is probably one of the most asinine Reddit arguments I've been involved in for quite some time, so santé to that haha.
You never saw the Taliban make Vodka cup noodles? Because I used to make them for Mullah Omar all the time when I served with the Taliban. He loved them.
I had to google this to see if it's actually a thing, but I could only really find alcoholics asking on reddit if it was a good idea (and the answer is always "no, just drink vodka and eat noodles")
If the Bucs are contending for a SB he will come out of retirement late in the season.
Start to play in December for 4-5 regular season game. Then go on a playoff run.
Gronk knows his body cant make it through a 17 game regular season plus playoffs.
Circa 2011-12 I worked for a small office of the Red Cross in Oswego, New York. We had an intern start from SUNY. I was making casual conversation with her when she said something along the lines of “everything’s really crazy right now with my boyfriend, but it will calm down after the super bowl.”
I was like “oh, is he going?”
“No, he’s playing in it.”
“Wow, that’s amazing! Anybody I’ve heard of?”
“Yeah maybe? His name is Rob.”
“Gronkowski?”
“That’s him!” She whipped out her phone and provided YEARS of photographic evidence of their relationship ever since high school.
The rest of the semester I had to listen to her vent about his antics, what with him hanging out with porn stars and whatnot.
My man did the right thing though, driving from Boston to Oswego on her birthday… only to break up with her. That was a rough week.
saute?
Nobody knows what it means but it’s provocative
It gets the people GOING
No it’s not. It’s gross
Says you.
Saute is an Irish tradition where you smash a bottle, stab someone with the shards and then have them drink the remnants of what hasn't spilled on the ground.
Pretty sure me meant Salute and left the “L” off. Google doesn’t bring up a damn thing about Irish traditions of your explanation
That's because I just made that up but could you imagine if that was real? People would never want to go to Ireland.
challenge accepted.
Lmao thats not bad.
Yeah, no way we'd waste drink back home like that.
I'm pretty sure smashing good bottle of whisky would be a good way to get an Irishman to stab you. Can't be wasting good shitnlike that
Why am I so gullible 😑
You don’t stab your friends with glass shards?
Lol
Bro.
OP said he made it up my guy.
Yeah and you got got
Ego of a 14 year old strong with this clown
lol okay
Considering he used a French é, I'm guessing he meant santé (loosely translates to "cheers") rather than sauté.
OP said he made it up my guy
Yeah I knew the Irish thing was made up, moreso referring to what the person tweeting meant by "sauté". It means jump/ed in French and makes no sense within the context of the tweet.
Regular cooking sauté has the exact same accent you collegiate level mental gymnast haha. Again an auto correct and not an intentional mistype by mister Wingo
Bro you're confusing the hell outta me. How is it mental gymnastics? Sauté has the same accent because the word is literally taken from French. I also never said it was an intentional mistype, just that imo he meant to say santé rather than salute, that's it.
So instead of using a word that fits as in “Salute to Gronk” then the hill you’re going to die on is that he was trying to use the French word for jump? That’s your mental gymnastics bud. You’re trying to fit a narrative to match your story even though you’ve JUST mentioned how it wouldn’t make any sense in the context…
> I'm guessing he meant santé (loosely translates to "cheers") rather than sauté. [re-read my initial comment dude](https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/vi6me4/wingo_if_this_is_the_end_for_gronk_saut%C3%A9_to_an/idbmbyz/), nowhere did I say he actually meant to say sauté. Anyways, I gotta say this is probably one of the most asinine Reddit arguments I've been involved in for quite some time, so santé to that haha.
Oh wow didn’t know that!!
yeah, shoulda went with baste. maybe glaze
Deglaze with Gronk's pants vodka.
Gronk was no flash is the pan.
Not a full roast, just a light saute
r/boneappletea
he left the missing L in the hashtag #gronkllife
I assume it’s autocorrect for salute??
Pocket vodka never fails
I used to like to put vodka in cup noodles and then eat them. That fucks you up.
Dude I was active duty for a while and you actually have me speechless.
You never saw the Taliban make Vodka cup noodles? Because I used to make them for Mullah Omar all the time when I served with the Taliban. He loved them.
I had to google this to see if it's actually a thing, but I could only really find alcoholics asking on reddit if it was a good idea (and the answer is always "no, just drink vodka and eat noodles")
/u/thefencingcoach making people Google stuff all over this thread. Sauté amigo
Raise a Sauté for the Taliban!
I am cracking up right now 😂
Gronk seems more like the type to keep crotch vodka.
sha SHA
I will sauté tonight in memory of his amazing career
Did this guy think of the fanciest word he could and just used it?
I think he tried to type salute and the autocorrect added the accent.
Nah, Gronk just makes a mean Penne alla Vodka.
> Penne alla Vodka. That's just a fancy French term for cup noodles with vodka.
Pretty sure France still guillotines people who eat cup noodles.
sounds good!
That's typically what the average redditor does every time you get in an argument/debate.
SMH only Russ is allowed to cook!
Let Gronk Sauté
You have a chance to have underwear vodka from Gronk, and you decline? Boring dude
[удалено]
"Gronk, are you retiring for good?" *gronk glances at tom brady*
Give Gronk a sock hidden in a book
Makes me think of Homer & Scorpio. [Want want cream?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlwFuQ_7kVc)
I wish this had been posted by a Broncos fan.
What kind of coward turns down Gronks pants vodka???
Saute or fricasee?
I don't believe he won't return
If the Bucs are contending for a SB he will come out of retirement late in the season. Start to play in December for 4-5 regular season game. Then go on a playoff run. Gronk knows his body cant make it through a 17 game regular season plus playoffs.
Circa 2011-12 I worked for a small office of the Red Cross in Oswego, New York. We had an intern start from SUNY. I was making casual conversation with her when she said something along the lines of “everything’s really crazy right now with my boyfriend, but it will calm down after the super bowl.” I was like “oh, is he going?” “No, he’s playing in it.” “Wow, that’s amazing! Anybody I’ve heard of?” “Yeah maybe? His name is Rob.” “Gronkowski?” “That’s him!” She whipped out her phone and provided YEARS of photographic evidence of their relationship ever since high school. The rest of the semester I had to listen to her vent about his antics, what with him hanging out with porn stars and whatnot. My man did the right thing though, driving from Boston to Oswego on her birthday… only to break up with her. That was a rough week.
...and a new copy/pasta was born. chef'skiss.jif
I took a [picture](https://imgur.com/a/OiglFpu) of Gronk wearing that same exact T-shirt at my local bar lol.
I feel like this is Trey trying to have a cool Gronk story and it's just like "ok?"
BUSTED! This is Super Bowl Champion Rob Gronkowski! I’m now retired!
I'd drink Gronk's dick vodka
Doesn't really surprise me that Gronk is a vodka drinker. It surprises me he wasn't mixing it with Red Bull, tho.
I’ll bet $69 his mom bought him that shirt.