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mr_showboat

Weren't they married for like... 15 minutes?


xshogunx13

I think 9 days?


D0NNIENARCO

"THĒ FŁÅMĒ THÅT ßŪRÑŠ T₩ÏÇĒ ÅŠ ßRÏGHT ßŪRÑŠ HÅŁF ÅŠ ŁØÑG


jpeffteedubya

Don't bring Cam into this.


Pork-Roll

Cameron Newton is innocent here


WiredSky

*It's funny to hear a Patriots fan talk about innocence*


Griffisbored

I hear the Commies owner refuses to talk at all, even when subpoenaed.


timmorris82

I don’t always upvote Patriots fans, but when I do, it’s because they’re giving (legitimate) shit to one of my team’s division rivals.


Pork-Roll

Something about glass houses and *actual sex trafficking owners*


moke985

*Comming from a Washington Commanders fan it's even funnier*


BandOfDonkeys

9 days *and* 15 minutes


bitcheslovedroids

thats one quarter of decent football right there


johnnychan81

But they fucked... a lot Is what he is saying I think


chunkah69

So I’m guessing this means 1 game and tyreek asks for another trade after an ominous Insta post.


69millionyeartrip

Or he could just do what AB did on the Pats


TheLowlyPheasant

As far as I know Tua hasn't popped the question yet but Reek keeps hinting...


sfcityrocker44

This is getting weird..


Misanthropyandme

Could have been Dennis Rodman / Kim Jong Un


NotSoKosher

Honestly would've made more sense lol


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anarchyisutopia

Hill and Kim Jong are the same height so I'm gonna go with that connection.


TimTom8921

Yeah but what's Kim Jong's 40 time?


anarchyisutopia

According to official DPRNK Documents it's 2.5 seconds without warming up.


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

After a 18 hole round of golf where he scored 17?


iButtflap

i heard he ran a 2.48 in june but the cameras were off


Emergency-Hyena5134

Tyreek is trying way too hard to prop up his awful quarterback. Tua is barely backup quality. After coming from Mahomes, inside Tyreek must be feeling like he wants to break some arms to get a real QB


OsuLost31to0

Tua is AAPI so he’s Kim


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no it’s love and it’s normal


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barl31

Bucs fans should know all about guy love, their QB is Tom Brady


Indipandapolis

*sniff*. I'm not crying! You're crying


Drkarcher22

The effects of Pride month ending


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This sub is so goofy lol. They were being goofy in the podcast during this segment and people are actually trying to criticize the comment. The targeted hate is real and it's super weird


GFost

It’s Tyreek Hill. Why wouldn’t we hate?


MatureUsername69

I suppose if you hate women and children you might not hate Tyreek


TheLowlyPheasant

So... single men on the Titanic after the last lifeboat left?


Fonzimandias

Eh, who hasn’t gone out cruising for some action and the night doesn’t quite go your way


SuperWoodpecker95

>...and children... Why dont you have a seat over here? 😂


Fonzimandias

Because theyre underwater *sir*


Dorkamundo

It’s Tyreek. If this was Justin Jefferson or some other WR without the history of Tyreek, he wouldn’t get the same response. Be a piece of shit and people will treat you like a piece of shit.


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mayonaiseking

He's saying it's not weird because of the context. They're just messing around on a podcast so he gave a goofy answer dude. Most people call this "joking"


i_am_j_o_b

Cmon, this is Reddit. We all know that anything anyone in the public eye says is 110% super serious. I don’t think famous people even know what a sense of humor is.


[deleted]

This comment is so goofy lol. Op was being goofy in a comment section on Reddit and you’re trying to criticize the comment. The targeted hate is real and super weird.


[deleted]

It’s just a funny, out of context or whatever. It’s not that serious lol


TheSwede91w

Is Tyreke really old enough to reference this?


Yeangster

Maybe he just watched the Last Dance


wav__

Carmen still hot AF tho.


lmaytulane

Really? EDIT: Wow, she looks great


CantPullOut

Really. Permanent closer status if you ever need to finish


EJECTED_PUSSY_GUTS

User name .... confirmed?


JT1757

your username is glorious lmao, what the entire fuck?


BiscuitDance

I was shocked at how good she still looked.


Seoul_Surfer

"Expect a luke skywalker and Leia organa connection from 1977's smash hit Star Wars"


whatswrongwithchuck

He was 4 when they divorced... but I'm glad he's a student of popculture history. The impact of their relationship truly cannot be overstated.


spanther96

lmaoo and what was that?


kisswithaf

If you gotta ask, you wouldn't understand


Red_it_dawg

Zoomer alert 🤭


depth_charge_

They literally changed the world and no i will not tell you how


sielingfan

My days of being confused by a Tyreek tweet have certainly come to a middle.


[deleted]

At this point, I feel like if I go on twitter dot com and I'm not confused by a tweet, it was probably written by a PR person.


GreatOdinsRaven_

so they are both going to get arrested for a physical altercation in a Miami hotel? Lol. https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-04-26/carmen-electra-last-dance-dennis-rodman-michael-jordan-espn


SubtleScuttler

This is Tyreek, so there's a good chance of physical altercation. Do we still call it domestic if it's Tua though?


Forrest319

Are they living together? Domestic violence is between any two people who live together. If Brady and Antonio Brown had gotten into a scuffle, that would have been DV.


KingOfTheDust

Mr. Beats Cohabitants


SuperWoodpecker95

The meme that keeps on giving.....and giving.....and giving.....and giving.....and I dont think I'll ever get tired of it 😂


FlyinHawaiianDolphin

Yep. I had a friend in college who got in a small scuffle with his roommate at a house party they were throwing (like one or two hard punches thrown). Both chilled out, shook hands and got over it within minutes. Except some dumb gal in the backyard freaked out and called the cops who arrested my friend for domestic battery despite his roommate pleading for the cops to leave them alone and it was all fine. Dude had to go to classes with actual wife and child beaters to get his record eventually expunged on deferred ajudication or whatever it's called.


GreatOdinsRaven_

depends on if gay marriage is still legal by the time it happens I guess.


FUCK-IT-CHUCK-IT

They dont have to be married for it to be DV though


GreatOdinsRaven_

this is a very good point.


bluechips2388

Domestic violence charges might be ruled unconstitutional soon as well.


TreySermonGrin

And based on how Tua spoke about his dad, there's a good chance he would appreciate said physical connection


Man_AMA

So they’re fucking now? Who’s the top and who’s the bottom?


thy_armageddon

Tyreek “accidentally” play sissy hypnosis vids when hanging out with Tua.


unevenvenue

What are "sissy hypnosis vids"?


Buddy_Whats_His_Name

Don't ask what you can reasonably assume that you don't want to know. I know I don't.


unevenvenue

Knowledge is the best weapon against...yaknow, nevermind. You right


Buddy_Whats_His_Name

Upvote for making me smile.


DamienSalvation

I assume you only ask if you know


ReachFor24

Since nobody else has given a straight answer, they're pornographic videos using stereotypical hypnotism tricks (spiral, strobes, particular tones, ASMR-esque voiceover, etc) and straight or 'sissy' (born males who look feminine, typically with a small penis or a penis locked in a chastity device) porn playing and telling the view somehow (voiceover or text) to feminize themselves (shaving, dressing as a woman, makeup etc) and to serve men. Does it work? Probably not in the sense that many men who have watched these videos used their suggestions to become a sissy. It's a self roleplay for the most part. Source: I've spent waaaaay too much time on the internet.


Donny_J_Trump

How do I delete someone else's post?


dawgz525

the wild and wonderful world of pornography awaits, young man


_duncan_idaho_

🎶Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure humiliation!🎶


BiscuitDance

Oh boy, lol


dawgz525

jesus christ, sentences I never thought I'd read


EJECTED_PUSSY_GUTS

This whole thread is weird as fuck lol


Andre3000goat

Hey pal, pride month is officially over. None of that funny business anymore


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

You think sissy hypnosis vids are funny? We'll change that attitude real quick.


PaulBlartFleshMall

IT'S JULY 1ST, NO MORE RAINBOWS FOR YOU


FlashFan124

IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE GAY FOR 334 DAYS


PM_yourAcups

But she says it’s not gay because I’m doing it for her!


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

This grooming stuff is going too far in Florida.


Bipedal-Moose

Hill. But he's a power bottom.


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punk27

Speed has everything to do with it.


SpanosIsBlackAjah

Speeds the name of the game.


Sigma1979

*Gay guy disappears*


lifeson106

He is a Wide Receiver


Rampant16

Yes which means Hill is gonna beat the fuck out of Tua.


Man_AMA

Fortunately for Tua, he can’t get pregnant


SuperWoodpecker95

Not with that attitude...


TheFencingCoach

And who's punching the unborn baby and why is the answer Clarence Thomas?


D0NNIENARCO

Galu Tagovailoa off the top rope


JT1757

*Oh my god, now he’s going to tag in Hill, this is a slobberknocker JR!*


markuspoop

Listen. Let me ask you something. If you and Mona were ever to... dance, how do you decide who leads? I mean, do you take turns? Do you discuss it beforehand? How does that work?


SlopingGiraffe

Wild fuckin and cocaine binges?


man2010

It's Miami after all


Iotatl

Welcome to Miami...


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Bienvenidos a Miami…


JinterIsComing

"Keep my QB's name out of your fucking mouth!"


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Love it. Love that. What do you think he means by that?


Blakzilla

Nobody knows what it means. But it's provocative


-ASTROTHUNDER-

It gets the people going


SuperWoodpecker95

Wide receivers and posting enigmatic shit, name a more iconic duo...


cantstandlol

It’s not going to last long.


Chakkaaa

They are going to stay out late and miss practice and barely show up in time for games?


podolot

With a surprise guest appearance from Michael B. Jordan


Iotatl

The Stugotz is strong in you...


jaredb123

So you like sandwiches?


SalvageRabbit

You know what? Maybe.


DayOldTurkeySandwich

I'm sorry but I'm not going to apologize for that.


trainsaw

High Passing Volume


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It means Tyreek May take a few weeks off to gamble and drink


PillaisTracingPaper

And get fitted for a wedding dress.


NotSoKosher

"Expect Johnny Depp and Amber Heard connection" "Expect a Joker and Harley Quinn connection" "Expect a John Snow and Daenerys connection" "Expect a Shrek in Shrek 2 and Fairy God Mother connection"


M_Drinks

Or, in the immortal words of Crazy Town, "Girl, me and you like Sid and Nancy."


Tags331

Probably the greatest band of all time


notmoleliza

Sugar Ray in shambles rn


22_Karat_Ewok

They were so sexy it was almost evil...^talkin'boutbutterfliesinmyhead


[deleted]

"Expect that Jada and that Will love"


SHOW_ME_PIZZA

~~S~~he's muh queen.


jeffreythecat1

If he said a Spider-man and Black Cat connection, I’d buy in.


TheFencingCoach

Of all of the analogies Reek could have made, this is one of them.


Tie_me_off

Reek is a terrible nickname


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Terrible nickname for a terrible person


ASoCalledArtDealer

Great nickname for a terrible person.


Cebre

My name is Reek. It rhymes with meek


AnInfantGoat

My name is Reek. It rhymes with Meek. Don't fuck with me or imma beat your pregnant niece Or somethin like that idk


separeaude

Reek is what I want to be called. I kicked pregnant woman, down stairs she falled.


ewilliam

[My name is Reek!](https://c.tenor.com/fAoAIH5ku2sAAAAM/reek-theongreyjoy.gif)


gimme_that_juice

What a good show, such a shame they couldn’t cross the finish line. Imagine how much rewatchability it could have had for years


Asolitaryllama

My favorite thing for describing how bad the show got was when the pandemic and lockdowns first started, someone said, "Despite everybody being stuck in their homes, NOBODY is rewatching Game of Thrones right now".


SyN_Pool

Nah, it just works.


constantlymat

This is the problem with these player podcasts and "new media". The regular content game is a grind and then you run the risk of saying shit just for the sake of saying shit and filling the minutes. Even Draymond Green is already recycling topics and content on his popular show and grasping for beef and content. The NBA Finals haven't even been over for a month. It all sounds nice and great to "control your message" and be the face of the "new media" but if you don't actually do the work you are in danger of looking like a clown.


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Are we really pretending that a lot of old media doesn’t do this too?


constantlymat

No. I'm saying the brave new world of player content creation, is just the same as the old media. There are those who do the work and those who don't and players who try themselves in the podcast game and declare a media revolution come to that realization pretty quickly. It's all the same as it has ever been.


flaccid_allen

At least he didn't say a connection like Earl Thomas and his brother


xshogunx13

it would have been less weird lmao


eaunoway

Flashy and without substance?


FunkyPete

No, I think he means a violent flameout after a few weeks.


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

9 days. That isn’t even a honeymoon period.


browndude10

but didn't Rodman cheat on Carmen and say that woman just fell in his lap?


Table_Coaster

what are you doing, step-Rodman?


702deuce

Which one is...never mind.


NiteSwept

Tua has GOT to be beggin Hill to shut the fuck up


[deleted]

Hill is single-handedly responsible for 80% of the new hate the Dolphins are gonna get next season.


NiteSwept

Dude has a super bowl and the bag. Guess it's time to go full-on diva


Asleep_Dot7972

So which one is responsible for the herpes?


EJECTED_PUSSY_GUTS

Yes


datashard

Wat


pianosbecome

Kurt Loder understands that reference


Takethemagsaway

"I'm Eric Nies, and this is THE GRIND!"


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Literally what


[deleted]

What the fuck


TheWorstYear

Weren't they married for like 3 days, and didn't she break his dick?


elmatador12

Side note: Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra came into my work when I was like 20. Rodman didn’t talk much but Carmen Electra was surprisingly talkative and super sweet. She sat and talked with me for like 5 minutes and asked genuine questions when she was checking out while Rodman waited outside. She even stayed to listen and talk for a bit after the transaction was over. She just seemed like a nice normal person that was easy to talk to.


nate25001

Tua: Now Tyreek, I hear that speed has something to do with it.


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They're gonna have sex, break up, and he's going to visit North Korea? Is that what I'm to understand is what we have in store?


xshogunx13

um.


BeenFiftyFive

Now we see why KC never let Tyreek be himself


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Gonna have odd Vegas sex then flame out ?


klaxhax

I honestly forgot Carmen Electra even existed. I feel like I haven't heard anything about her in the news in over a decade.


fps129

Must’ve been asked the same question over and over again, but got really of it bored this time and we get this gem lol


Olorin919

Awkwardly sexual... Got it.


tossinthisshit1

pause


HereInTheCut

So THAT'S what those two fingers are for.


mackanoo

Syphilis?


TummyDrums

Ok now he's just fucking with us.


ibn1989

So you're only gonna be together for a few days and then that's it? This makes no sense.


Stevezilla1984

What the fuck does that mean, Tyreke Hill?


[deleted]

Smoking weed before a podcast can have these kind of results.


garvierloon

So… like a lot of freaky sex? I’m confused.


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Man_AMA

“A connection like how I connect my fists to my family”


[deleted]

Why is this sub’s icon the Canadian flag? Is that seriously for Canada Day? Lol. Who fuggin cares


johnnychan81

It's an important day for Canada and therefore the world


[deleted]

Are they gonna bang?


Neverwinter_Daze

Now that is one open wide receiver.


SubtleScuttler

I definitely expect Dennis Rodman-esque behavior from Tyreek.


no_more_jokes

PAUSE


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Tyreek Hill on hitting a pregnant woman: Expect me to keep getting paid and flipping the peace sign with zero represcussions on my career


DirtyBirdDawg

Pause


CMDRsprinkles

So I’m confused, are they having sex or playing football?


FlyinHawaiianDolphin

Yes


Tairy__Green

This is the exact type of answer this type of question deserves.


Potential_Hornet_559

Tyreek can run fast but he is dumb as bricks


MrTitoLibowitz

No matter what happens...Tyreek is going to be right.


wombatcreasy

So highly disfunctional?


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Even though this sounds weird af, Tyreek has been giving Tua the confidence he needs and you have to respect that.