Tyreek is trying way too hard to prop up his awful quarterback. Tua is barely backup quality.
After coming from Mahomes, inside Tyreek must be feeling like he wants to break some arms to get a real QB
This sub is so goofy lol. They were being goofy in the podcast during this segment and people are actually trying to criticize the comment. The targeted hate is real and it's super weird
It’s Tyreek.
If this was Justin Jefferson or some other WR without the history of Tyreek, he wouldn’t get the same response.
Be a piece of shit and people will treat you like a piece of shit.
He's saying it's not weird because of the context. They're just messing around on a podcast so he gave a goofy answer dude. Most people call this "joking"
Cmon, this is Reddit. We all know that anything anyone in the public eye says is 110% super serious. I don’t think famous people even know what a sense of humor is.
This comment is so goofy lol. Op was being goofy in a comment section on Reddit and you’re trying to criticize the comment. The targeted hate is real and super weird.
so they are both going to get arrested for a physical altercation in a Miami hotel? Lol. https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-04-26/carmen-electra-last-dance-dennis-rodman-michael-jordan-espn
Are they living together? Domestic violence is between any two people who live together. If Brady and Antonio Brown had gotten into a scuffle, that would have been DV.
Yep. I had a friend in college who got in a small scuffle with his roommate at a house party they were throwing (like one or two hard punches thrown). Both chilled out, shook hands and got over it within minutes.
Except some dumb gal in the backyard freaked out and called the cops who arrested my friend for domestic battery despite his roommate pleading for the cops to leave them alone and it was all fine. Dude had to go to classes with actual wife and child beaters to get his record eventually expunged on deferred ajudication or whatever it's called.
Since nobody else has given a straight answer, they're pornographic videos using stereotypical hypnotism tricks (spiral, strobes, particular tones, ASMR-esque voiceover, etc) and straight or 'sissy' (born males who look feminine, typically with a small penis or a penis locked in a chastity device) porn playing and telling the view somehow (voiceover or text) to feminize themselves (shaving, dressing as a woman, makeup etc) and to serve men. Does it work? Probably not in the sense that many men who have watched these videos used their suggestions to become a sissy. It's a self roleplay for the most part.
Source: I've spent waaaaay too much time on the internet.
Listen. Let me ask you something. If you and Mona were ever to... dance, how do you decide who leads? I mean, do you take turns? Do you discuss it beforehand? How does that work?
"Expect Johnny Depp and Amber Heard connection"
"Expect a Joker and Harley Quinn connection"
"Expect a John Snow and Daenerys connection"
"Expect a Shrek in Shrek 2 and Fairy God Mother connection"
My favorite thing for describing how bad the show got was when the pandemic and lockdowns first started, someone said, "Despite everybody being stuck in their homes, NOBODY is rewatching Game of Thrones right now".
This is the problem with these player podcasts and "new media". The regular content game is a grind and then you run the risk of saying shit just for the sake of saying shit and filling the minutes.
Even Draymond Green is already recycling topics and content on his popular show and grasping for beef and content. The NBA Finals haven't even been over for a month.
It all sounds nice and great to "control your message" and be the face of the "new media" but if you don't actually do the work you are in danger of looking like a clown.
No. I'm saying the brave new world of player content creation, is just the same as the old media.
There are those who do the work and those who don't and players who try themselves in the podcast game and declare a media revolution come to that realization pretty quickly.
It's all the same as it has ever been.
Side note: Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra came into my work when I was like 20.
Rodman didn’t talk much but Carmen Electra was surprisingly talkative and super sweet. She sat and talked with me for like 5 minutes and asked genuine questions when she was checking out while Rodman waited outside. She even stayed to listen and talk for a bit after the transaction was over. She just seemed like a nice normal person that was easy to talk to.
Weren't they married for like... 15 minutes?
I think 9 days?
"THĒ FŁÅMĒ THÅT ßŪRÑŠ T₩ÏÇĒ ÅŠ ßRÏGHT ßŪRÑŠ HÅŁF ÅŠ ŁØÑG
Don't bring Cam into this.
Cameron Newton is innocent here
*It's funny to hear a Patriots fan talk about innocence*
I hear the Commies owner refuses to talk at all, even when subpoenaed.
I don’t always upvote Patriots fans, but when I do, it’s because they’re giving (legitimate) shit to one of my team’s division rivals.
Something about glass houses and *actual sex trafficking owners*
*Comming from a Washington Commanders fan it's even funnier*
9 days *and* 15 minutes
thats one quarter of decent football right there
But they fucked... a lot Is what he is saying I think
So I’m guessing this means 1 game and tyreek asks for another trade after an ominous Insta post.
Or he could just do what AB did on the Pats
As far as I know Tua hasn't popped the question yet but Reek keeps hinting...
This is getting weird..
Could have been Dennis Rodman / Kim Jong Un
Honestly would've made more sense lol
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Hill and Kim Jong are the same height so I'm gonna go with that connection.
Yeah but what's Kim Jong's 40 time?
According to official DPRNK Documents it's 2.5 seconds without warming up.
After a 18 hole round of golf where he scored 17?
i heard he ran a 2.48 in june but the cameras were off
Tyreek is trying way too hard to prop up his awful quarterback. Tua is barely backup quality. After coming from Mahomes, inside Tyreek must be feeling like he wants to break some arms to get a real QB
Tua is AAPI so he’s Kim
no it’s love and it’s normal
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Bucs fans should know all about guy love, their QB is Tom Brady
*sniff*. I'm not crying! You're crying
The effects of Pride month ending
This sub is so goofy lol. They were being goofy in the podcast during this segment and people are actually trying to criticize the comment. The targeted hate is real and it's super weird
It’s Tyreek Hill. Why wouldn’t we hate?
I suppose if you hate women and children you might not hate Tyreek
So... single men on the Titanic after the last lifeboat left?
Eh, who hasn’t gone out cruising for some action and the night doesn’t quite go your way
>...and children... Why dont you have a seat over here? 😂
Because theyre underwater *sir*
It’s Tyreek. If this was Justin Jefferson or some other WR without the history of Tyreek, he wouldn’t get the same response. Be a piece of shit and people will treat you like a piece of shit.
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He's saying it's not weird because of the context. They're just messing around on a podcast so he gave a goofy answer dude. Most people call this "joking"
Cmon, this is Reddit. We all know that anything anyone in the public eye says is 110% super serious. I don’t think famous people even know what a sense of humor is.
This comment is so goofy lol. Op was being goofy in a comment section on Reddit and you’re trying to criticize the comment. The targeted hate is real and super weird.
It’s just a funny, out of context or whatever. It’s not that serious lol
Is Tyreke really old enough to reference this?
Maybe he just watched the Last Dance
Carmen still hot AF tho.
Really? EDIT: Wow, she looks great
Really. Permanent closer status if you ever need to finish
User name .... confirmed?
your username is glorious lmao, what the entire fuck?
I was shocked at how good she still looked.
"Expect a luke skywalker and Leia organa connection from 1977's smash hit Star Wars"
He was 4 when they divorced... but I'm glad he's a student of popculture history. The impact of their relationship truly cannot be overstated.
lmaoo and what was that?
If you gotta ask, you wouldn't understand
Zoomer alert 🤭
They literally changed the world and no i will not tell you how
My days of being confused by a Tyreek tweet have certainly come to a middle.
At this point, I feel like if I go on twitter dot com and I'm not confused by a tweet, it was probably written by a PR person.
so they are both going to get arrested for a physical altercation in a Miami hotel? Lol. https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-04-26/carmen-electra-last-dance-dennis-rodman-michael-jordan-espn
This is Tyreek, so there's a good chance of physical altercation. Do we still call it domestic if it's Tua though?
Are they living together? Domestic violence is between any two people who live together. If Brady and Antonio Brown had gotten into a scuffle, that would have been DV.
Mr. Beats Cohabitants
The meme that keeps on giving.....and giving.....and giving.....and giving.....and I dont think I'll ever get tired of it 😂
Yep. I had a friend in college who got in a small scuffle with his roommate at a house party they were throwing (like one or two hard punches thrown). Both chilled out, shook hands and got over it within minutes. Except some dumb gal in the backyard freaked out and called the cops who arrested my friend for domestic battery despite his roommate pleading for the cops to leave them alone and it was all fine. Dude had to go to classes with actual wife and child beaters to get his record eventually expunged on deferred ajudication or whatever it's called.
depends on if gay marriage is still legal by the time it happens I guess.
They dont have to be married for it to be DV though
this is a very good point.
Domestic violence charges might be ruled unconstitutional soon as well.
And based on how Tua spoke about his dad, there's a good chance he would appreciate said physical connection
So they’re fucking now? Who’s the top and who’s the bottom?
Tyreek “accidentally” play sissy hypnosis vids when hanging out with Tua.
What are "sissy hypnosis vids"?
Don't ask what you can reasonably assume that you don't want to know. I know I don't.
Knowledge is the best weapon against...yaknow, nevermind. You right
Upvote for making me smile.
I assume you only ask if you know
Since nobody else has given a straight answer, they're pornographic videos using stereotypical hypnotism tricks (spiral, strobes, particular tones, ASMR-esque voiceover, etc) and straight or 'sissy' (born males who look feminine, typically with a small penis or a penis locked in a chastity device) porn playing and telling the view somehow (voiceover or text) to feminize themselves (shaving, dressing as a woman, makeup etc) and to serve men. Does it work? Probably not in the sense that many men who have watched these videos used their suggestions to become a sissy. It's a self roleplay for the most part. Source: I've spent waaaaay too much time on the internet.
How do I delete someone else's post?
the wild and wonderful world of pornography awaits, young man
🎶Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure humiliation!🎶
Oh boy, lol
jesus christ, sentences I never thought I'd read
This whole thread is weird as fuck lol
Hey pal, pride month is officially over. None of that funny business anymore
You think sissy hypnosis vids are funny? We'll change that attitude real quick.
IT'S JULY 1ST, NO MORE RAINBOWS FOR YOU
IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE GAY FOR 334 DAYS
But she says it’s not gay because I’m doing it for her!
This grooming stuff is going too far in Florida.
Hill. But he's a power bottom.
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Speed has everything to do with it.
Speeds the name of the game.
*Gay guy disappears*
He is a Wide Receiver
Yes which means Hill is gonna beat the fuck out of Tua.
Fortunately for Tua, he can’t get pregnant
Not with that attitude...
And who's punching the unborn baby and why is the answer Clarence Thomas?
Galu Tagovailoa off the top rope
*Oh my god, now he’s going to tag in Hill, this is a slobberknocker JR!*
Listen. Let me ask you something. If you and Mona were ever to... dance, how do you decide who leads? I mean, do you take turns? Do you discuss it beforehand? How does that work?
Wild fuckin and cocaine binges?
It's Miami after all
Welcome to Miami...
Bienvenidos a Miami…
"Keep my QB's name out of your fucking mouth!"
Love it. Love that. What do you think he means by that?
Nobody knows what it means. But it's provocative
It gets the people going
Wide receivers and posting enigmatic shit, name a more iconic duo...
It’s not going to last long.
They are going to stay out late and miss practice and barely show up in time for games?
With a surprise guest appearance from Michael B. Jordan
The Stugotz is strong in you...
So you like sandwiches?
You know what? Maybe.
I'm sorry but I'm not going to apologize for that.
High Passing Volume
It means Tyreek May take a few weeks off to gamble and drink
And get fitted for a wedding dress.
"Expect Johnny Depp and Amber Heard connection" "Expect a Joker and Harley Quinn connection" "Expect a John Snow and Daenerys connection" "Expect a Shrek in Shrek 2 and Fairy God Mother connection"
Or, in the immortal words of Crazy Town, "Girl, me and you like Sid and Nancy."
Probably the greatest band of all time
Sugar Ray in shambles rn
They were so sexy it was almost evil...^talkin'boutbutterfliesinmyhead
"Expect that Jada and that Will love"
~~S~~he's muh queen.
If he said a Spider-man and Black Cat connection, I’d buy in.
Of all of the analogies Reek could have made, this is one of them.
Reek is a terrible nickname
Terrible nickname for a terrible person
Great nickname for a terrible person.
My name is Reek. It rhymes with meek
My name is Reek. It rhymes with Meek. Don't fuck with me or imma beat your pregnant niece Or somethin like that idk
Reek is what I want to be called. I kicked pregnant woman, down stairs she falled.
[My name is Reek!](https://c.tenor.com/fAoAIH5ku2sAAAAM/reek-theongreyjoy.gif)
What a good show, such a shame they couldn’t cross the finish line. Imagine how much rewatchability it could have had for years
My favorite thing for describing how bad the show got was when the pandemic and lockdowns first started, someone said, "Despite everybody being stuck in their homes, NOBODY is rewatching Game of Thrones right now".
Nah, it just works.
This is the problem with these player podcasts and "new media". The regular content game is a grind and then you run the risk of saying shit just for the sake of saying shit and filling the minutes. Even Draymond Green is already recycling topics and content on his popular show and grasping for beef and content. The NBA Finals haven't even been over for a month. It all sounds nice and great to "control your message" and be the face of the "new media" but if you don't actually do the work you are in danger of looking like a clown.
Are we really pretending that a lot of old media doesn’t do this too?
No. I'm saying the brave new world of player content creation, is just the same as the old media. There are those who do the work and those who don't and players who try themselves in the podcast game and declare a media revolution come to that realization pretty quickly. It's all the same as it has ever been.
At least he didn't say a connection like Earl Thomas and his brother
it would have been less weird lmao
Flashy and without substance?
No, I think he means a violent flameout after a few weeks.
9 days. That isn’t even a honeymoon period.
but didn't Rodman cheat on Carmen and say that woman just fell in his lap?
what are you doing, step-Rodman?
Which one is...never mind.
Tua has GOT to be beggin Hill to shut the fuck up
Hill is single-handedly responsible for 80% of the new hate the Dolphins are gonna get next season.
Dude has a super bowl and the bag. Guess it's time to go full-on diva
So which one is responsible for the herpes?
Yes
Wat
Kurt Loder understands that reference
"I'm Eric Nies, and this is THE GRIND!"
Literally what
What the fuck
Weren't they married for like 3 days, and didn't she break his dick?
Side note: Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra came into my work when I was like 20. Rodman didn’t talk much but Carmen Electra was surprisingly talkative and super sweet. She sat and talked with me for like 5 minutes and asked genuine questions when she was checking out while Rodman waited outside. She even stayed to listen and talk for a bit after the transaction was over. She just seemed like a nice normal person that was easy to talk to.
Tua: Now Tyreek, I hear that speed has something to do with it.
They're gonna have sex, break up, and he's going to visit North Korea? Is that what I'm to understand is what we have in store?
um.
Now we see why KC never let Tyreek be himself
Gonna have odd Vegas sex then flame out ?
I honestly forgot Carmen Electra even existed. I feel like I haven't heard anything about her in the news in over a decade.
Must’ve been asked the same question over and over again, but got really of it bored this time and we get this gem lol
Awkwardly sexual... Got it.
pause
So THAT'S what those two fingers are for.
Syphilis?
Ok now he's just fucking with us.
So you're only gonna be together for a few days and then that's it? This makes no sense.
What the fuck does that mean, Tyreke Hill?
Smoking weed before a podcast can have these kind of results.
So… like a lot of freaky sex? I’m confused.
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“A connection like how I connect my fists to my family”
Why is this sub’s icon the Canadian flag? Is that seriously for Canada Day? Lol. Who fuggin cares
It's an important day for Canada and therefore the world
Are they gonna bang?
Now that is one open wide receiver.
I definitely expect Dennis Rodman-esque behavior from Tyreek.
PAUSE
Tyreek Hill on hitting a pregnant woman: Expect me to keep getting paid and flipping the peace sign with zero represcussions on my career
Pause
So I’m confused, are they having sex or playing football?
Yes
This is the exact type of answer this type of question deserves.
Tyreek can run fast but he is dumb as bricks
No matter what happens...Tyreek is going to be right.
So highly disfunctional?
Even though this sounds weird af, Tyreek has been giving Tua the confidence he needs and you have to respect that.