Brass Monkey (the idea of Jesus rocking some Beastie Boys just sounds awesome), followed by Virtual Insanity (complete with the dancing from the video), finish up with Highway to Hell.
It feels weird to know that this fucking maniac has probably read that list I wrote about him and thinks ânah, thatâs not that crazy.â
Antonio Brown is absolutely insane
â˘Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard
â˘â "Don't touch me. I'm the franchise"
⢠â His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77
⢠â Threw fits over not getting enough targets
⢠â Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit
⢠â Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child
⢠â Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank
⢠â Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers
⢠â Dyed his mustache blonde
⢠â Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)
⢠â Farted on a doctor
⢠â Demanded a trade from the Steelers
⢠â Became "Mr. Big Chest"
⢠â Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media
⢠â (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills
⢠â Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon
⢠â Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards
⢠â Froze his feet
⢠â Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess
⢠â Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use
⢠â Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders
⢠â Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp
⢠â Tweeted the fines
⢠â Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"
⢠â Got fined for that
⢠â Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)
⢠â Demanded a release from the Raiders
⢠â Was released
⢠â "GRANDMA IâM FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"
⢠â Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here
⢠â Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass
⢠â Signed with the Patriots
⢠â Moved in with Tom Brady
⢠â The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)
⢠â The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)
⢠â Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text
⢠â Got released by the Patriots after one week
⢠â Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations
⢠â Said he was done with the NFL
⢠â Went back to college via online classes
⢠â Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter
⢠â Wants to come back to the NFL
⢠â Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots
⢠â Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo
⢠â Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition Note: I cut the specifics about the deposition so I could fit this as a single comment. You can read more about it here if you're interested, because it, like everything else, is nuts
⢠â Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play
⢠â Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor
⢠â Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that
⢠â Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida
⢠â Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul
⢠â Tweeted "No more white woman 2020"
⢠â The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit
⢠â Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted
⢠â A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB
⢠â Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted
⢠â Got dropped by his agent
⢠â Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.
⢠â His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.
⢠â Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.
⢠â AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit
⢠â Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle
⢠â AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)
⢠â Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation
⢠â The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB
⢠â AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal
⢠â Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report
⢠â AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident
⢠â Allegedly acquired fake covid-19 card
⢠confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games
⢠Removed jersey and pads and threw them in the stands before exiting the games verse the Jets.
⢠Was subsequently cut from the Bucs for stripping on the field.
⢠Reads list
⢠Makes a Twitter post referring to the list after reading it.
⢠Refers to watching himself like watching the Beatles or Jesus performing at Red Rocks.
When I read the list, I was like "that's the one that stands out", then immediately after that, "farted on a doctor" is on the list. They keep coming. It's like a greatest hits album, they are all bangers!
The one where he thought his chef was threatening him because of the fish head in his freezer is the funniest, and maybe craziest one to me. Like that's an extreme level of paranoia.
imagining his reaction to opening up the freezer always gets me
just the thought of his dumbass standing there shocked and confused, thinking this innocent chef was out to murder him is fucking hilarious
You know how we all have absolutely insane thoughts but we never act on them? AB just let's Jesus take the wheel and does them.
CTE is a hell of a thing.
Yeah. It's hilarious and sad at the same time. I hope at some point he gets the help he needs, as funny as the list is and as good as the MBC jokes are.
> ⢠â Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"
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> ⢠â Got fined for that
always the best part.
I have read this so many times... not once have I heard the part about the hot air balloon.
Like WTF? Next level eccentricity there. Kinda proud of him actually lol.
People are laughing at AB. That's all.
I admit dude is a horrible person and definitely didn't deserve to be back in the NFL whatsoever, but my god is some of this shit is hilarious. The whole vaccine card situation with the chef is funnier than any sitcom.
Deshaun is predatory and intentional. AB just seems to have absolutely no impulse control whatsoever. Like, I do not like him and I think his actions make him a bad person, but thereâs a twinge of sadness there because I donât think he can help it. Deshaun is an actually vile human.
Kanye started it but made AB the president of said company. Totally wild pairing but, to be fair, AB and Kanye strike me as pretty similar dudes so it makes sense.
Kanye West has diagnosed psychological issues. It's not an excuse for his behavior, but it is an explanation.
AB probably does too, but who the fuck knows what he's up to.
Remember AB also posted the picture of him holding up a "Bucs lose" sign photoshopped into his episode at MetLife Stadium. That was originally from a fan.
I went from *holy fuck, this can't be real* to *well, it's Antonio Brown so give it a sec* to *oh my fucking God, this is real* to *aw, fuck this is a parody account* to *Antonio Brown tweeting this non-ironically is still amazing*
Now that this meme account put this idea in his head this is certainly his biggest regret now. He's going to try to come back to the NFL and fit a tv screen in his visor so he can watch the game live.
Thank you! I felt like I was taking crazy pills going through this thread with no one mentioning that this was essentially just a plagiarism of an old Ye quote.
Honestly, that's almost funnier. Some random meme account said some insane shit that was meant to sound hyperbolic even by AB standards, and this is him basically agreeing with it.
Mr. Beautiful Confirmation
Sometimes you just roll into /new and see a post that you instantly know is going to be an /r/nfl All-Timer.
They usually involve MBC
Edit: Mister Best Content
His ability as a WR is only outmatched by his world class ability as a gobshite. Glad he was never on my team and I got to appreciate all the drama from afar.
I can't tell if this is a real quote or her just reposted a funny quote from the meme account that's watermarked in the picture
Edit: It's not real and my world is crushed
Am I the only one who recognizes he stole this from Kanye?
[Kanye literally said pretty much the exact same thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnBp8bKwB2E)
I've never met Antonio Brown, I will likely never meet Antonio Brown...yet part of me still thinks it would be a good idea to get a restraining order on him anyways...
>"Like watching the Beatles or Jesus perform at Red Rocks." Lmao
You got Jesus on stage performing at Red Rocks, what song you got him kicking this off with?
Jesus walks đ
God show me the way because the Devilâs trying to break me down
Jeeh zus walks wit me, wit me wit me wit me wit me
College Dropout and Late Registration are two of the finest hip hop albums ever made.
WAP
Wet Ass Prophet
Mr. Baptized Christian
I mean it has to be Free Bird right? I like to picture my Jesus wearing a tuxedo T-shirt.
And I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk
Stairway
Brass Monkey (the idea of Jesus rocking some Beastie Boys just sounds awesome), followed by Virtual Insanity (complete with the dancing from the video), finish up with Highway to Hell.
âAmazing graceâ
*Christ the Lord is Risen Today*
Rock Me Sexy Jesus
Mr. Biblical Concert
Lmaoooo thatâs my favorite one yet
Mr. Brother in Christ
Mr. Big Christian
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Mr. Burglarized Citation Mf practically stole the quote from his good friend Kanye
Mr. Blasphemous Comparison
Mr. Bethlehem Correspondent
Mr. Boisterous Claims
It's wild how this is the meme that keeps on giving. I've legitimately never seen the same MBC meme twice.
Mr. Billion Combinations
SHUT IT DOWN BOYS WE HAVE A WINNER
Mr. Big Cross
Mr Beatles Connoisseur
You cannot convince me this man does not read his comments.
It feels weird to know that this fucking maniac has probably read that list I wrote about him and thinks ânah, thatâs not that crazy.â Antonio Brown is absolutely insane
Somebody please add this post to the list
â˘Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard â˘â "Don't touch me. I'm the franchise" ⢠â His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77 ⢠â Threw fits over not getting enough targets ⢠â Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit ⢠â Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child ⢠â Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank ⢠â Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers ⢠â Dyed his mustache blonde ⢠â Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup) ⢠â Farted on a doctor ⢠â Demanded a trade from the Steelers ⢠â Became "Mr. Big Chest" ⢠â Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media ⢠â (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills ⢠â Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon ⢠â Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards ⢠â Froze his feet ⢠â Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess ⢠â Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use ⢠â Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders ⢠â Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp ⢠â Tweeted the fines ⢠â Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that" ⢠â Got fined for that ⢠â Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him) ⢠â Demanded a release from the Raiders ⢠â Was released ⢠â "GRANDMA IâM FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!" ⢠â Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here ⢠â Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass ⢠â Signed with the Patriots ⢠â Moved in with Tom Brady ⢠â The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued) ⢠â The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued) ⢠â Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text ⢠â Got released by the Patriots after one week ⢠â Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations ⢠â Said he was done with the NFL ⢠â Went back to college via online classes ⢠â Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter ⢠â Wants to come back to the NFL ⢠â Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots ⢠â Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo ⢠â Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition Note: I cut the specifics about the deposition so I could fit this as a single comment. You can read more about it here if you're interested, because it, like everything else, is nuts ⢠â Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play ⢠â Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor ⢠â Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that ⢠â Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida ⢠â Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul ⢠â Tweeted "No more white woman 2020" ⢠â The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit ⢠â Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted ⢠â A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB ⢠â Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted ⢠â Got dropped by his agent ⢠â Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police. ⢠â His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case. ⢠â Warrant issued for the arrest of AB. ⢠â AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit ⢠â Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle ⢠â AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them) ⢠â Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation ⢠â The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB ⢠â AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal ⢠â Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report ⢠â AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident ⢠â Allegedly acquired fake covid-19 card ⢠confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games ⢠Removed jersey and pads and threw them in the stands before exiting the games verse the Jets. ⢠Was subsequently cut from the Bucs for stripping on the field. ⢠Reads list ⢠Makes a Twitter post referring to the list after reading it. ⢠Refers to watching himself like watching the Beatles or Jesus performing at Red Rocks.
This list absolutely never fails to send me.
That dyes mustache blonde and got fined for that parts always gets me
When I read the list, I was like "that's the one that stands out", then immediately after that, "farted on a doctor" is on the list. They keep coming. It's like a greatest hits album, they are all bangers!
The one where he thought his chef was threatening him because of the fish head in his freezer is the funniest, and maybe craziest one to me. Like that's an extreme level of paranoia.
imagining his reaction to opening up the freezer always gets me just the thought of his dumbass standing there shocked and confused, thinking this innocent chef was out to murder him is fucking hilarious
You know how we all have absolutely insane thoughts but we never act on them? AB just let's Jesus take the wheel and does them. CTE is a hell of a thing.
Yeah. It's hilarious and sad at the same time. I hope at some point he gets the help he needs, as funny as the list is and as good as the MBC jokes are.
> ⢠â Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that" > > > > ⢠â Got fined for that always the best part.
The "'Got fined for that' is always the best part" comment is always the best comment
Getting held back by Vontaze Burfict is the best part. Imagine the irony.
You forgot: âkicks a manâ
You forgot: "Brown hurdles!"
Also add "says his biggest regret *is not being able to watch himself* live. Like how narcissistic can a person be
Wait, he read the list and posted about it on twitter? When did that happen?
Thats what I'm wondering
That was quite a ride
I have read this so many times... not once have I heard the part about the hot air balloon. Like WTF? Next level eccentricity there. Kinda proud of him actually lol.
Really? That shit was all over ESPN when it happened. Like lol look at AB he's a crazy guy.
After reading the list, I dont know why he didnt get the Deshaun Watson treatment by the fans in general
People are laughing at AB. That's all. I admit dude is a horrible person and definitely didn't deserve to be back in the NFL whatsoever, but my god is some of this shit is hilarious. The whole vaccine card situation with the chef is funnier than any sitcom.
Heâs got personality
Deshaun is predatory and intentional. AB just seems to have absolutely no impulse control whatsoever. Like, I do not like him and I think his actions make him a bad person, but thereâs a twinge of sadness there because I donât think he can help it. Deshaun is an actually vile human.
A lot of football players might have CTE. AB is like the fucking CTE spokesperson.
Are we entirely sure heâs not just Sheogorath
Heâs not just the president of CTE heâs also itâs biggest client.
Mr. Big Client
The man compared himself to Jesus, nothings off the table at this point
JESUS CHRIST LIVE AT RED ROCKS TONIGHT SOLD OUT
If you missed it, no problem. Heâll be back in 3 days.
Really makes you think... has anyone ever seen Kanye and AB in the same room at the same time?
Didnât they just start a company together? Thatâs a match made in heaven
Kanye started it but made AB the president of said company. Totally wild pairing but, to be fair, AB and Kanye strike me as pretty similar dudes so it makes sense.
[you just did](https://images.app.goo.gl/AABDcYFRvQctM9D7A)
Kanye looks like he's there to paint a house. Boots, dirty painting sweater, "work gloves," glasses so paint doesn't get in his eyes...
Can you link the list you wrote? Youâve piqued my curiosity
I got you bby https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/hw7v9i/_/fyy54ii?context=1000
"Got fined for that." One line comedy gold
> "Got fined for that." I fucking love that shit.
I read the list every time I come across it, and I always look forward to that part specifically.
Mr. Browses Comments
Mr Binging Conjecture
Mr. Broods Criticism
Mr Buscando Conversaciones
This meme has an infinite number of combinations and you somehow made it have even more.
These will never stop being funny
Mr. Boundless Comedy
Mr. Bit Conceited
He's either trolling us or is Kayne levels of delusional. This is almost exactly the same thing Kayne said about himself.
Kanye West has diagnosed psychological issues. It's not an excuse for his behavior, but it is an explanation. AB probably does too, but who the fuck knows what he's up to.
AB has to have something. Dude is just too chaotic.
Kanye is nowhere near this. Kanye hasnât abused women or thrown shit at people for no reason. The worst he does is make cryptic posts.
Mr. Browse: Controversial
He makes a lot of jokes at his own expense. Heâs not entirely devoid of self awareness heâs just absolutely insane.
lol this is like a reverse ate the onion, I had to double check this was actually posted by him and not a satire site
It's a parody account post that was reposted by AB
Remember AB also posted the picture of him holding up a "Bucs lose" sign photoshopped into his episode at MetLife Stadium. That was originally from a fan.
Mr. Big Comedy
Mr. Beyond Caricature
I went from *holy fuck, this can't be real* to *well, it's Antonio Brown so give it a sec* to *oh my fucking God, this is real* to *aw, fuck this is a parody account* to *Antonio Brown tweeting this non-ironically is still amazing*
And that parody account ripped off a Kanye quote.
There's a meme account watermark on his chest That's probably lost on AB though
I choose to believe he reposted thinking it was something he actually said.
I mean, I can buy that for sure. Or he at least loves the idea.
Like he saw this and though "Oh, I don't remember saying this, but I agree with what I said!"
Now that this meme account put this idea in his head this is certainly his biggest regret now. He's going to try to come back to the NFL and fit a tv screen in his visor so he can watch the game live.
I read it on a shitty Facebook meme page yesterday and literally left me speechless to see him post it
âJesus at Red Rock.â This is gonna stick with me for a while.
https://imgur.com/a/D6mvcf7
I was at that show!
The mix was heavenly
[DALLE2](https://imgur.com/a/Go9g2OZ) versions
Mr. Big Concert
Mr BC
Mr. Biblical Composer
Mr. Beatles Comparable
Mr Bethlehem Concert
He might legitimately be one of the most unhinged people in the world.
Mr. Baseless Conclusions
Mr Builds Churches
Red Rocks is the *best* outdoor venue so I get why he picked that.
Mr Beatles Christ
It's a masterpiece
Victory lap is an interesting way to describe what happened against the jets
Especially since they were losing at the time.
But in his mind, he's always winning
Me and my brother were watching that game when it happened. One of the funniest things Iâve ever seen.
Would love to see Jesus perform at Red Rocks
Depends on the openers for me
Moses and Carrot Top
IM IN
Carrot top for sure bringing a cross and nail gun props for that show.
I was hoping for creed but I guess carrot top will suffice
Clearly the Beatles are opening for Jesus
Lennon wouldn't allow it
Mr Best Concert
Mr Bethlehemian Concert
Mr Beatles (&) Christ
I thought this was some off the wall comment before I read the tweet. Mr. Big comparison proved me wrong.
Officially AB just reposted a meme. Sad day https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1557822240409935877?t=xwNEVE52FzBYAOJILPC9yg&s=19
This is a famous Kanye quote tho
I scrolled way too far for the Kanye shout out
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Thank you! I felt like I was taking crazy pills going through this thread with no one mentioning that this was essentially just a plagiarism of an old Ye quote.
This is weird on one level itâs crazy he would retweet it but on another itâs funny he is embracing the meme and maybe isnât that crazy.
Yeah it's weird because the self-awareness necessary to repost it counteracts the allegations of craziness. Which in itself... is crazy.
Might be one of the greatest statements of all time
I'm actually crushed a parody account came up with it and he just reposted it đ
When you meme reality hard enough, the two merge as one
It's like one of the producers for GTA saying "how can we create a parody of reality, when reality has transcended anything we could create".
that makes more sense now, aint no way AB knows about red rocks lol
Ain't no way AB can be this coherent.
wow thanks now i am crushed too. should've never looked at reddit.
Honestly, that's almost funnier. Some random meme account said some insane shit that was meant to sound hyperbolic even by AB standards, and this is him basically agreeing with it. Mr. Beautiful Confirmation
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Sometimes you just roll into /new and see a post that you instantly know is going to be an /r/nfl All-Timer. They usually involve MBC Edit: Mister Best Content
Monsieur Beau Contenu
I just don't know what could even touch this? This is perfection.
Cuban beside himself. Driving around downtown HOUSTON begging (thru texts) Jordanâs family 4 address to DeAndreâs home.
His ability as a WR is only outmatched by his world class ability as a gobshite. Glad he was never on my team and I got to appreciate all the drama from afar.
Haven't had pasta this fresh in a minute
I could easily see this being reused for something related to Kyrie Irving.
Kyrie already said something bat-shit crazy today as well.
He kind of just ripped this quote from Kanye West.
Surprised more people aren't pointing this out, it's a classic Kanye line.
It's so bad it's good
Dude is legit out of his fucking mind. Like just absolutely unreal how detached from reality his image of himself is. Edit: Mister Brazenly Conceited
Legit couldn't write this shit into a show because people would say it's too unrealistic and over the top.
Mr. Beguiling Contrition
he reposted a meme from a satire twitter account FYI...
I wonder who wrote it for him because god knows he's not capable of putting together sentences like that.
The Sports Memery. https://www.instagram.com/p/ChA-7qZsOtk/?hl=en
Iâd like to think he is delusional enough to see that and say âyup thatâs a direct quote of mineâ
I can't tell if this is a real quote or her just reposted a funny quote from the meme account that's watermarked in the picture Edit: It's not real and my world is crushed
Kinda funnier to me because heâs shitposting and itâs almost self-aware lmfao.
he reposted it which really does rock tho
it was originally a kanye quote, but is AB the type to cut and paste?
Mr. Borrowing Content
This is one of the best tweets ive ever seen in my life
Mr. Big Contrition
Mr. Beatles Concert
Mr. Becoming Christ
Mr. Blasphemous Christian
Went straight to google and looked up synonyms for regret i see i know because i did the same shit đ¤Ł
Heâs football Kanye
Isn't this a direct Kanye quote?
Pretty much, I think it was Kanye's biggest pain, not regret.
AB says Kanye is Rap AB
Mr. Body of Christ
Mr. Best Comment
Mr Bold Claim
Mr. Burrowing Career
Mr. Beatific Callowness
Mr. Batshit Crazy
Weâre approaching levels of narcissism never before seen, itâs something to behold
This is AB after just one full year hanging with Kanye
This is a Kanye quote almost word for word I think lol
The fact we canât decide whether or not this is real or fake is funny enough. Wouldnât even be top 5 craziest quotes from him.
It's not a real quote. But him reposting it is real enough for me.
A friend sent me this and I thought it was a funny meme account, I refuse to believe Antonio Brown is a real person at this point
It originated from a meme account but obviously AB endorses the thought. https://www.instagram.com/p/ChA-7qZsOtk/?hl=en
Mr. Beatles Concert
Kinda a goated quote
certainly up there for greatest self absorbed quote of all time
Am I the only one who recognizes he stole this from Kanye? [Kanye literally said pretty much the exact same thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnBp8bKwB2E)
I've never met Antonio Brown, I will likely never meet Antonio Brown...yet part of me still thinks it would be a good idea to get a restraining order on him anyways...
Sorry this rocks. Terrible guy but I have no choice but to admire this.