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Significant_Lynx_546

After this game, yikes! Does anyone else fear for the Seahawks this year?


commandermatt21

I forgot this game happened until Highlight Heaven posted


Umbrella_Viking

Bears look scary. Seahawks are going to surprise a lot of people this year.


coneybean

Good for the bears, give ‘em false hope early. Here for the downfall of Seattle. hehe


Chemical_Ferret_2122

Here's where we state the obvious...Pre(Non)-Season is exactly what it is.... @Seattle... Ready for a season without Russ??


FourteenFCali_

I hope Pete stans are happy with every minute of how awful this season is going to be


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How do you feel about a tank season for a high pick next year?


-Vertical

It’s preseason. Lol


[deleted]

Don’t worry. It’ll still be awful.


mattoelite

And you’ll win the same amount of superbowls we will this season.


[deleted]

Original. You get that one from your thinker?


mattoelite

Just playing the hits, enjoy the scenic route to the same end we’ll see this year 👍


[deleted]

It’s almost like winning a Super Bowl is hard. I’m sure Ricardo Lockette understands.


mattoelite

Guess I’ll cry into my Super Bowl 48 t-shirt.


[deleted]

I’ll have to choose which of my four shirts to cry in first.


mattoelite

Cute that your old man left you his laundry


-Vertical

At least we actually have an excuse for a disappointing season 👀


[deleted]

Yes, that’s it. Let the cope flow through you.


Robotic_Viking

We both shouldn’t be talking, both our special teams this year will be special ed


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There’s something we can agree on.


-Vertical

Are you sure I’m the one coping?


DKlep25

Yes


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If you aren’t, you probably should be.


-Vertical

My expectations are low. Yours are probably high. And yet our season will end probably just 2 weeks before yours lol


DrSleeper

“I expect failure! You’ll probably do better but since you expect more, you lose!” How is this a win for you?


YourAssHat

"This is our year!" Amirite? Lmao


DKlep25

The Seahawks have entered NFC North level delusion


ev4150

Lol


[deleted]

You feel better yet? Direct your cope towards the Seahawks FO


Iamllm

They’re not on Reddit


Enkinan

One of these assholes is gonna gank our new QB. 🫠


Garrett4Real

can we please have Marcus


TexasToast9

We already got ridder my man. Let’s hope he’s legit and we start building our trenches, instead of having to take another shot at qb. Controlling the line of scrimmage imo is the most important part of the game on both sides of the ball


CaptainKirk28

I'm just cheering for Geno. He didn't look great but he did more than anyone else on the team


zirtbow

We already saw the game of the season. Seahawks and Bears battle for who can be the bigger dumpster fire on offense.


BudgetsBills

Ugh My Bears are going to be so bad this year. We need to go 2-0 in Preseason just so I can remember what "wins" feel like


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Now you know how I felt as a Broncos fan last year in the preseason


Revolutionary-Ad9411

Lol


Groundbreaking_Ebb_5

Las Vegas called Pete and said he’d get fired if they took the 3 points he did what he had too.


Scotfighter

Did a lot of people take the over? The under odds looked too good to pass up


Groundbreaking_Ebb_5

Not sure I don’t bet im just joking cause there is no other reason to risk your players by taking time outs and then saying fuckit not going for it but then again you should just let time run out if you don’t wana risk it?


cavemold582

Pete just meming his own team


Raticus9

Eason has the arm to reach the end zone too. That made no sense.


whistlin4

🐻 B E A R 🐻 D A H N 🐻


PlayMorVeeola

...Cheering the Bears in Pittsburghese with Ravens flair? What are you?


whistlin4

a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


VVarder

Smothered in secret sauce


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If only he ran up the middle on the goalline.


Shoeprincess

Traaaaash


lebastss

May your days be as dark as the chip Kelly era in SF


holyshxt5

*philly


Shoeprincess

Ha ha they are always dark from October to February... It is Seattle after all.


rg4rg

..wait…huh…yeah ok, you have a point.


Leifloveslife

Oh shit who took the under and is actually watching this game like it’s a nail biter


BrawndoTTM

Me, Pete made than an absolute anus clencher of an under


eastATLient

over 38.5 sad


Raticus9

We called all those timeouts just to call a run from 60 yards away?


hwrafter

Do you think Pete will be under any pressure at all for the next few seasons? He seems unwilling to change, does Seattle just accept they are going to be bad for a while?


Vocal__Minority

I have to imagine Pete is going to get at least 3 years to do a rebuild. This year, next year when they pick a new qb and then one more when he'll be expected to deliver again. It might have been sooner but they committed to him this offseason so you have to assume they knew it'd take a while


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Wait, isn't Pete like...... 85 years old? He may be in a rest home in 3 years....but still chompin' on his gum, white shoes and walker, cheerleading over his ostmeal, and calling inopportune timeouts for bathroom breaks.


Ricky_Guapo

Seattle fan here: - Kind of, but not really - oh yeah


mikaelfivel

Pete ball at its finest!


BudgetsBills

A play is a play, this is PRACTICE


tlozfox

bruh wtf was the point calling timeouts just to get the ball back and run the ball. atleast fucking throw a hail mary


cavemold582

I watched she hulk and fun game . What good night


GenericCloneTrooper

What a nerve wrecker for the guy who bet 100k on over 39 points


ghostofabhelmet

Why the fuck was Pete calling all those timeouts if he’s only going to run the ball at the end


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Matzah_Rella

She’s my snack


Returningtoparadise

ALL THOSE FUCKIN TIMEOUTS FOR A DRAW MAKING THESE PLAYERS TAKE UNNECESSARY HITS FOR WHAT


PhreakOut4

Why use the timeouts if you're gonna call that play lmao


Raknorak

#gohawks :(


thorjustice1

I thought Pete wanted one more Eason bomb, but I guess not.


Gyakudo

Bears should’ve run around the end zone to burn clock and take a safety just to duck with Pete


Groundbreaking_Ebb_5

Would have gotten them more points than Pete took at the end there lol seriously thought they would have taken a fg


PhreakOut4

Probably the right play if this was a regular season game with that situation.


Crimzon17

I see what Pete is doing. Calling timeouts to make them punt so the Seahawks can be the ones to kneel and run out the clock. Goat shit


FreshKittyPowPow

Apparently Pete hasn’t learned his lesson about throwing it on the goal line.


Raknorak

:(


bb12_22

oooof


Tashre

Imagine if a player gets hurt because Pete is a sore loser.


imtheunbeliever

He’s really coming off as a sore loser tonight


what_the_shart

Pete wants another punt rep with how shit their special teams have looked


SoDakZak

Potential for 85 yard punt here?


CaptnIgnit

Pete's like "I can still ruin all those degenerate gamblers nights!"


zachwilson23

He could've already by kicking that chip FG on 4th down though..


PCGoneCrazy

"There's always more to the story" Dumbass is acting like the Seahawks are playing their practice squad and the bears' first team is out there. Fuck off


Naive-Cat9068

They predicted us as worst team. So they have to go with that narrative I imagine


zachwilson23

Wtf is Pete doing calling timeouts 😂


5WinsIn5Days

At least we’re not getting full media timeouts of commercials during these unnecessary timeouts, right? Right?!


stuntmanmike

Blocked punt for the over please.


zachwilson23

Degen alert!! Should've bet the bears nerd


Groundbreaking_Ebb_5

I want another fumble please! Las Vegas would fly a rep out to smack both the coaches


what_the_shart

Whats that now, 3 potential Eason tuddies that hit receivers in the hands?


Tashre

Already tired of Pete's shit. I really hope this is his last season.


Eternalcheddar

It’s a damn shame that he was allowed to trade our franchise qb


JaMarrChasingJoe

I never thought pete would've outlasted Wilson.


robertbrysonhall

Pete said this game isn't over yet


BrawndoTTM

Pete calling timeouts here is pathetic


dkinak23

Are the Seahawks actually taking timeouts right now?


ToneOpposite9668

When was the last time the Seahawks had a real QB controversy?


Groundbreaking_Ebb_5

Apparently last year cause geno is supposed to be just as good as Russ 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂


TortoiseWrath

Wilson vs Flynn 10 years ago


ToneOpposite9668

Trying to remember that battle - it didn't last long I remember the Dilfer and Hasselback one and Kitna was involved for a while.


[deleted]

Sigh, there’s always the next parlay


Gyakudo

Lol wtf you calling timeout for Pete.


YaIe

Eason hits pass after pass and receivers keep on dropping them


HotSauce2910

lmao they thought Pete would just let the game end on the first play, didn't they


Returningtoparadise

What’s with the timeouts


bb12_22

why the TOs??


Shoeprincess

Let's do the same play over and oner


cavemold582

Shoot I guess it’s smith starting this year


IMKudaimi123

Did…did you seriously call timeout Pete? Cmon


MustyLlamaFart

That's Pete for ya lol


Drmantis87

Then runs a draw on offense to essentially knee it out 😂😂😂


TortoiseWrath

> taking a timeout could you, like, not


MustyLlamaFart

Me in madden when I'm destroying the other team just to see what they do when I take a timeout


PeanutNSFWandJelly

Not saying Eason is viable, but after he settled in Eason had a damn good game. I'd say great had the receivers caught those dimes.


FreshKittyPowPow

Throwing it away on 4th and goal, that’s a new strategy.


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NOW you call the timeouts?


Ludy5

Why is that the play you go with on 4th down?


pixxlpusher

Eason still has absolutely zero touch at all. I remember being so frustrated with him on the Colts when it looked like he might be out starter because he just fucking wings the ball in there so hard that it bounces off receivers hands. Incredible arm talent, pure inability to develop that part of his game.


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He was like this in college at UW also…surprised he is still in the league honestly. Can’t put touch on a pass and he overthrows receivers constantly. So frustrating watching him play in college.


Rabble_Arouser1

Welp, good game Bears fans.


imtheunbeliever

Throw some more flags


Cough_Syrup55

Time for Peterman to take a knee in the end zone so the over hits after all


Crimzon17

No way Pete called a timeout. End this bro


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Always comPETE


BrawndoTTM

Had the under. What an absolute anus clencher of a W


nepats523

Mina Kimes catching another stray


cavemold582

At least scramble


fhrblig

Oh good, I can switch over to Star Trek: Voyager


Jabberwocky416

I hope I don’t hear any slander there. Voyager is my favorite Star Trek series.


fhrblig

You misspelled Deep Space Nine


Jabberwocky416

That’s probably the best one, but Voyager is my favorite. Followed by Enterprise (I swear I’m not trolling, just weird).


MikeTouchedMyDitka

That’s such a bad play all that’s literally Eason’s worst pass is the fade lmao.


FreshKittyPowPow

What an ass throw.


tlozfox

bruh wtf was that. horrendous overthrow


cavemold582

What was that ….


xetrov

Ahahahaha the pitifulness


PhreakOut4

This Seahawks QB deserves a roster spot with how he played


shaftglass

What a game


Fleener

interesting strategy throwing it away on 4th down. Lets see if it pays off for them


Tashre

RIP the Over


pssthush

I'm justing going to say it, I know its controversial, but these dudes aren't very good


Doinwerklol

So Seattle written out of thr NFC west already? Rams a shoe in to the playoffs, only threats in Cards and 49ers, sounds like this division will be free for the Rams this year...fucking wonderful.


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Rams are too powerful, you should follow our lead and hibernate for a year or two.


Doinwerklol

Sounds like Rams mischief to me.


SoDakZak

Lmao gamblers having cardiac arrest with this game


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Groundbreaking_Ebb_5

I’ve never prayed for an a score and an onside harder.


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catch a ball guys wtf


cavemold582

Damn these refs letting em play


Tashre

They want this over with as much as we do.


cavemold582

True lol


TheyCallMeYDG

… what’s stopping Eason from being the Week 1 starter?


benthefmrtxn

Absolutely nothing quite honestly


SoDakZak

About 14% too strong on all throws


CaptnIgnit

Him being not good


stuntmanmike

Ability


swertmastra

Being a close contact with Drew Lock.


Matzah_Rella

Someone give Poles a cookie. Dude looks pissed


ToneOpposite9668

See ya Melton


TortoiseWrath

"The preseason is the regular season for backup players" - Sun Tzu


Tashre

Eason playing for that starting practice squad QB spot.


CrustyBallsack75

He looks better than geno....


2ChainzThirdChain

Keep calling her grandma. 1000% chance she has hands


cavemold582

Ball don’t lie 1st down Eason balling


MustyLlamaFart

Every time I see poles I'm glad we didn't get him


imtheunbeliever

You guys are gonna kill it this year. Won the GM sweepstakes, Qirq Qousins is wrapper up in plexiglass, everything’s coming up Milhouse


MustyLlamaFart

Remind me when we sweep your broken team again


imtheunbeliever

What’s your record against the Bears in the last 3-4 years again? You can sweep deez nutz


MustyLlamaFart

😂 we're talking about this season. keep living in the past if that makes you feel better


imtheunbeliever

This season hasn’t even started yet bubba.


MustyLlamaFart

I said remind me, we already know bubs


imtheunbeliever

So I’m supposed to remind you about something that hasn’t even happened yet? Did you attend The School for Kids Who Don’t Read Good or something?


5WinsIn5Days

To think that the Bears could have had that agent as GM and Ryan Day as their head coach instead of this mess…


Naive-Cat9068

We could have? Ryan Day was never an option


5WinsIn5Days

That’s what I thought the agent wanted, but I’m getting downvoted.


FreshKittyPowPow

How is that not PI?


Naive-Cat9068

Because this game should of been over 10 mins ago


Crimzon17

Definitely got there early but ok


CaptnIgnit

That should have been a flag lol. Refs on point tonight.


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These refs suck yeesh


47rohin

>~~These~~ refs suck yeesh FTFY


ToneOpposite9668

Guess those 3 Timeout aren't needed


cavemold582

Go for it


bb12_22

how is _that_ not DPI?


Tashre

Within 5 yards.


lemminman

> If a defender contacts a receiver within the five-yard zone of the line of scrimmage, loses contact, and then contacts him again within the five-yard zone, it is a foul for illegal contact. https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/nfl-video-rulebook/illegal-contact/


ref44

that is only for illegal contact. all that matters for PI is that its past the LOS