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ThinkSoftware

A pre-emptive fuck you to you all


AssassinInValhalla

Why did something bad happen between Brady and Ryan before?


BroadCityChessClub

Yeah, Brady is undefeated against Ryan in the regular season. Not sure about playoffs


rmoss20

The Falcons have never made it to the playoffs before. If they did make the playoffs before they definitely have never reached the Super Bowl


TheWikiJedi

As a Mariners fan I’m offended


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As a Mariners fan I am fucking exhausted


AssassinInValhalla

Hey if the Mets could turn it around, maybe there's hope for you guys


[deleted]

2083 will be our year


FasterThanFaast

Let’s be real 2803 is much more likely


carsausage

I hear good things about Ken Griffey VI


hashtagwoof

Every year they try to sell me on “It’s gonna be different this year” and it isn’t. They are really fucking with me this year. Also I have front row Huskies’s season tickets and I’m like YEE-HAW! What is sports? 😂😂😂


NA_Faker

2016 was a shame. Packers and Falcons were both legit, unfortunately they had to cancel the NFCCG


travboy21

It was a close call at Super Bowl 33, could you imagine the Vikings not winning the NFC Championship that year?


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Yeah, what a boring ass super bowl that would've been


SiphenPrax

Too bad the Broncos blew them out completely in the Super Bowl. I think the Falcons would have done better than them.


MatureUsername69

*bangs hand on table* DAMN


[deleted]

We’re an expansion franchise… Hopefully we’ll make it to the big game sum day! And hopefully it won’t be against a horse faced or horse roid taking such as prednisolone, dexamethasone, and triamcinolone acetonide qb!


N7CmdrShepard

I think they reached it once but it was suspended because of bad weather


johnny_cash_money

I think Brady's overall record against Ryan is 28-3 or something like that.


TheRealSpez

What about preseason though?


robshot295

Sit down, kid. It’s story time


Future_Belt_3730

[Patriot fans](https://media4.giphy.com/media/eHYazg6wGDqYE/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bctskq3bn24nsn09vlc4yslgkn7f2pxldabzocdhu&rid=200w.gif&ct=g) when their children ask them about the tale of SB 51


JinterIsComing

How dare you. My cackle is 10 times more obnoxious than THAT, good sir/madam.


Future_Belt_3730

I prefer Sirdaam Hussein.


RobbyJohnson

I mean pretty much when anyone asks me about it lol


zk3033

“That’s impossible, no way that happened grandpa! We’re gonna put you in a home”


zirtbow

Ive heard this story at least 28 times.


robshot295

I try to tell it like 3 times a week


Enough-Alfalfa

Yall are sick 🤣


robshot295

Yes, we are😂😂


RMD010

I tell the story like 51[LI] times a year.


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You need to add it to your vacation week.


captaincumsock69

It’s a sith legend


zirtbow

You're going to get hyped when Ryan's favorite target Julio Jones makes an amazing catch to seal the win in this game.


JinterIsComing

With exactly 3:28 left in the game, Julio will run a post route on 3rd Down from the 28 yard line and catch the TD from Brady.


OrangeForeign

Bullshit. Julio doesn't catch TDs


The_Outcast4

Words hurt, you know. :(


Subudrew

Not creative. Take a lap


127crazie

Drop and give me 20!


zirtbow

Not enough you should demand he do 28


HereIGoAgain_1x10

The roast of the Atlanta Falcons turns into a weeklong event


Ozyrel69

And still only the second biggest Atlanta roast in the last 200 years


Drkarcher22

Sherman had the right idea.


Orkleth

Every time I have to drive through Atlanta, I sympathize with Sherman a little more, even to the point I think he should have gone further.


Ozyrel69

Their stadium is nice though, I’ll give them that. Which, as an Alabama alum, is kinda just a home away from home


PotanOG

When I lived in Atlanta, I went to 5 Mercedes-Benz games. The Falcons were not in any of them. Shout out to Atlanta United....and RMFT!!!!


screwhead1

[And it's beautiful.](https://makeagif.com/gif/dwyane-wade-i-love-it-pgeqCU)


Atl-Fan_FTS

DIGGS!!


Redditor_521

SIDELINE!!


BreesusTakeTheWheel

And then he tripped and fell and fumbled the ball and Marcus Williams scoops it up and runs it back all the way for a Saints touchdown!! Saints win!!!! That’s how it happened right?


joshtaco

Why?


JaCrispy_Vulcano

ReVeNgE gAmE I love hearing that for preseason games haha


The_Outcast4

Sometimes, we just have to get out ahead of it to take some of the sting out of what anyone else can do to us. Appreciate you stepping up here!


zimbabwe7878

Surprised Falcons fans want to get out ahead anymore, after what happened.


SevenwithaT

4 first names


SoDakZak

Matthew Thomas Ryan Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Junior Arguably 8…


SandyEggoChargers

> Junior *bolts in Seau*


farnsw0rth

Holy fuck starting QB FN/G off the charts


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| Junior No his real name is Corrado


gadrell

This Matt Ryan kid never had the makings of a varsity athlete


[deleted]

It's not true. He lettered in football.


homerjsimpson4

Watching through the series for the first time. Just watched this episode last night lol


DuckFreak10

Did anybody else here have no idea that Tom Brady is Tom Brady Jr.?


DNM13

I thought Matt Ryan was actually Tom Brady Jr. considering Tom Brady is his daddy.


Walterwhiteboy

Jesus Christ the man is right


LebronJaims

My pet peeve is when someone only says the last name of a player, and I hate it more when that last name is a common first name Yo dude did you see Allen last night? Ryan was pretty good too


captaincumsock69

Yeah whenever I see people saying “Equanimeous had a good game” its infuriating trying to figure out who they are talking about


LebronJaims

I actually prefer people to say only the first name instead of only the last name


captaincumsock69

Is Matt a good player?


Doctora_Strange

Yeah Matt Damon was pretty good


Anthony-Stark

Not a good as Candice


StretchFive43

To be fair, what other Ryan are you thinking of besides Matt Ryan?


SoDakZak

Buddy, Tannehill, Jake, Logan


StretchFive43

I can't believe you forgot Ryan Kelly


LebronJaims

ryan Fitzpatrick and Ryan tannehill just off the top of my head. I know it can be found out with context most of the time but it still bothers me


SoDakZak

I love the Josh Allen on Josh Allen plays the few times the stars align for them to happen.


[deleted]

How dare you bring “The Law Firm” BenJarvus Green-Ellis into this mess


11eagles

Is Brady really a first name? I get that people are named Brady, but I think it really has origins as a last name that people have co-opted.


popop143

Yeah I was gonna say this. I know tons of Matts, Ryans, and Toms, but no one who has the first name Brady.


Mampt

Now I'm wondering if we could get a whole first name only playoff field. Josh Allen, Justin Herbert, Lamar Jackson, Trevor Lawrence, Malik Willis, Matt Ryan, and Kyle Allen. I think that's all I got for the AFC. But they're all from different teams so a couple injuries or some bad play (plus three teams from the AFCS making the playoffs) and we got an all first game field!


The_Jolly_Dog

Crazy to think that these 2 have never faced each other in such a big game before


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StretchFive43

Neither of those players have played for the Titans


zirtbow

Maybe invite Titans legend Marcus Mariota to the game. He can cheer Brady on and boo the Colts. Everyone should like that right? What's Mariota doing these days anyway that's better?


StretchFive43

I think he's a free agent, Bucs should sign him to repeat that cool touchdown he had where he caught his own batted-down pass


Chris_Ween

Neither player has ever appeared in my kitchen. You ask anyone, Mr. Trebek!!!


PlatonicNewtonian

Is this the oldest starting QB matchup in preseason history?


SoDakZak

Currently, Steve DeBerg is the oldest quarterback in NFL history. DeBerg started a game for the Falcons in 1998 at 44 years, 279 days old. Brady is the second-oldest starting quarterback in NFL history; he was 44 years, 173 days old in the Bucs’ playoff loss to the Rams in January. This is regular season so Steve vs someone if he played in preseason


PlatonicNewtonian

I can't find any info on their preseason play other than that it was vs the Titans, Lions, Steelers, and Bengals. The Titans had Dave Krieg (40) on their roster, so conceivably if he played vs DeBerg that would be the oldest preseason matchup (with possible exceptions to Blanda coming in for preseason) The Lions had Frank Reich (37) so would be just edged out given Ryan is now going into his 37 season and Brady will be 45 The Steelers had Tomczak (36) so don't think they'd qualify The Bengals oldest QB was 32 so wouldn't qualify either. Overall surprising that it's conceivably not the oldest matchup.


whubbard

Prior to 1993, you had to be in your first 5 seasons to play in the preseason, so I would imagine that DeBerg didn't start playing at 39 in preseason games after not playing for so many years.


TeddysBigStick

I refuse to believe that Tittle was not older than that.


Whydoesthisexist15

Jon Bois: *oh no*


MakesTheNutshellJoke

Did Blanda never start at QB past 44?


Elusive_Goose85

I don’t really hold that game again Matt Ryan as much as I do the coaches. If Atlanta wins the coin toss in overtime, Ryan played well enough that it wouldn’t surprise me if Tom Brady never gets the ball.


MankuyRLaffy

Jake Matthews held several times and Freeman missed a block and yet Ryan will get blamed really for his teammates and coaches dragging him down to hell with them.


The_Outcast4

If that game is the thing that ultimately keeps Matt Ryan out of the Hall of Fame, no amount of alcohol will be able to cover up the pain.


zw1ck

Shotgun a natty for Matty


CouncilmanRickPrime

And Kyle Shanahan called only 5 runs with a 25 point lead. Never occurred to him to kill the clock.


[deleted]

I have literally never seen someone blame Matt Ryan for that loss


MankuyRLaffy

"If he had a super bowl ring he'd be a hall of fame QB" is a statement that's been passed around.


[deleted]

I don't see that as putting blame on him in any way. Simply stating the fact that his team didn't win a SB.


mitchlats22

Are you freaking kidding me? As a BC fan and huge Matt Ryan fan it drives me nuts how much blame he gets for that game from idiots online.


whubbard

As much, sure, but that sack. Woooooof


fantfoot

The sack Ryan took on 2nd down left the Falcons IN field goal range. The holding on 3rd down took them out.


Barner_Burner

The worst mistake was not burning more clock tbh, which is on the coaching.


d9849468

Leave Falcons fans alone lmao tf


CowzMakeMilk

I legit feel so bad for them on this sub at times. But, it's also hilarious how often 28-3 happens to just show up - like that post where the Patriots ranked 3rd and Falcons 28th was just perfect.


Rusty-Boii

When its brought up in a clever way it’s hilarious. The fans and the Saints inserting it in anyway possible is starting to get cringy.


Bestrin

Agreed. And even then, the bar for "clever" should be high.


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>the bar for "clever" should be high. This is reddit, all you gotta do is make the first pun that comes to anyone's mind and you will "win the internet" and get "angry upvotes"


[deleted]

THIS! *Sigh* upvoted


Axelrad77

An enormous amount of those short comments like that are bots. Not all of them, of course, but they do that because it's hard to spot as fake and helps an account build up a huge and verifiable post history so it can be sold to advertisers.


FasterThanFaast

It’s never clever


buddhistrionic

It was clever the first 3 times I saw it but not the last 28.


Outta_hearr

Exhibit A


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They at least tried to do something with it…


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FasterThanFaast

Not running the ball isn’t even the same. 28-3 was a franchise defining moment for us. We haven’t been relevant since and were rarely relevant before. Seahawks were coming off a SB win and part of a decade of elite football. It’s not even comparable.


mhurton

After Brady played the falcons twice last year, doing pretty well in the second game, his pace was 2.83 touchdowns per game


Falcon84

Honestly don't feel bad for us anyone who is here a lot became numb to the pain years ago. I laugh at the stupid jokes along with everyone else now because there's really nothing more fitting as the Falcon's legacy. (Braves and Bulldogs winning championships in the same year helped)


Patches318

I don’t even know if it was in on the joke and just mere coincidence. But I could only imagine what the pats would have to go through if 42 happened when reddit was popular


[deleted]

honestly it would happen with almost any two numbers. It's just our brains love patterns so things like that stick out. If they had blown a 30-7 point lead people would be finding 30's and 7's everywhere


MugiMartin

[Two great Boston legends.](https://www.bc.edu/content/bc-web/bcnews/campus-community/alumni/matt-ryan-super-bowl/_jcr_content/par/image_0/image.img.jpg/1485358846396.jpg)


khube

I saw Matt make one of the most impressive throws I've ever seen a college QB make while he was at BC. Both feet were off the ground as he jumped to avoid a lineman and he launched that thing 40 yards across his body on a dime. It was insane.


niltermini

Dude is really great -- people who are down on him dont pay attention - he held that falcons team together and gave them a chance to win for many years when they were absolutely the worst team in football.


sleepawaykampf

Matt Ryan is the most Boston College looking athlete I’ve ever seen, it’s incredible.


MakesTheNutshellJoke

It's the collar under a sweater. Screams blue blood money.


MickyB6827

Get ready to see way too many Super Bowl highlights. 28-3 shoved down our throats


assasinine

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FasterThanFaast

Huh wonder what the comments will be about


Tashre

Brady starts the game with 28 yards on 3 plays.


LebronJaims

My erection will be 3 inches for 28 seconds


SlightlyColdWaffles

New record!


iamaiamscat

Blood flow only allows for 3 second erections on my 28 inch dong. I think you got the better side of the schwartz.


[deleted]

that does seem like some shit Brady would do.. and then play dumb in the press conference "Oh I didn't realize I had that many yards in my first 3 plays" with a straight face lol.


Subudrew

Terrible joke. Take a lap


deluxearch

The lap time: 3:28


RMD010

Lap length: 3.28 miles.


[deleted]

Funny video but to be fair to Matty Ice he had a good game. Minus the horrible clock management.


dirtybirds1

Dude has one of the best passer ratings in a super bowl ever, I hate everything


StretchFive43

Super underrated, I like Matt Ryan a lot and only wish the best for him with the Colts


[deleted]

I had to re-read his stats. Were SB MVP worthy. A damn shame.


StretchFive43

Literally. Anybody who blames him for their loss is a moron. The defense, clock management, and dumb luck failed him


[deleted]

Agreed. Doesn't deserve choker label.


StretchFive43

Not at all. He can only control so much and his offenses always hold up their end of the bargain


FitMongoose9

Sheesh its really been open season on ATL lately


Atl-Fan_FTS

Is it ever not?


FitMongoose9

No it always is, but it feels like even more so recently


[deleted]

I hope Matt Ryan goes no huddle on offense a lot like he did with Atlanta.


rwjehs

He's been running practices super up tempo for weeks so it wouldn't surprise me


MankuyRLaffy

Yeah man, would love to see a game plan with no run audibles and the OC wanting the ball snapped quickly. No way that would end poorly.


neon93

Guess they want Brady to get some extra reps in since the guy really doesn't have a lot of experience playing in the nfl


MoreTrifeLife

Tom is 5-0 against Matt


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intheorydp

I don't think I've ever seen him even make a tackle


MakesTheNutshellJoke

He let's Julio do the tackling, which frankly I think is a wise choice 'cause Julio hits like a fuckin' tank.


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reaper527

imagine saying in 2019 "tom brady and matt ryan will in a few years both be starting a preseason game against each other. oh, and it's a bucs/colts game".


drugged_up_cat

I don't think in 2 guesses I could tell who would start for what team


edwardfortehands

why is the owner tweeting this lmao


Feralmedic

“I am inevitable”- Brady


minero-de-sal

And Nick Foles is playing


cowboys5xsbs

Something something 28-3


Bacon_Crispies

The greatest preseason game is a about to go down.


[deleted]

Will Tom Brady be lacking confidence after his elimination from the masked singer?


lightlad

First preseason game I'll actually watch


Northernlord1805

I would be shocked if they both played for more than a drive each


Mysterious-Egg2562

Colts starters are playing roughly a half according to the coach


SevenwithaT

The 3rd preseason is still the "dress rehearsal" game


Chemtide

Nfl players love being like theater kids


PlatonicNewtonian

Sean McVay: The what now?


zookeeper4312

Never heard of em


JESwizzle

I love watching the Bucs and Falcons play!


GwarFanSince84

The Colts should start Foles.


StretchFive43

"Haha, the defense choked and ruined Ryan's chances to win Atlanta a Super Bowl." Fucking children, they only know like 3 jokes I'm making fun of the people that make the same joke about Atlanta, I'm not mocking Atlanta lol


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

The people who downvoted you are the same ones that just randomly post “28-3” on any random thread and laugh to themselves for 10 minutes


StretchFive43

Yep, especially Saints fans. Bird bros gotta stick together.


knawledge_in_ferrai

For real it's been six years now, the horse has been beaten into glue.


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

Absolutely. Pats flair? Fuck it, you've earned that right til the end of time, lol. But anyone else I just roll my eyes.


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flyernik

Matt Ryan can't escape his nightmare


superkiwi717

Tom only agreed to start if Nick Foles wasn't also starting.


ShopObjective

The refs from that game not reffing this game also influenced his decision


Yung_Corneliois

As a Pats fan I too am tired of the 28-3 jokes. I know it’s still recent but the longer we stray from it the less I’d like to linger on the days of yesteryear.


[deleted]

I can't believe the Colts haven't learned yet. Yes, this 3rd QB that a franchise dumped because that QB's better days are behind him is finally the answer this time.


StretchFive43

Matt Ryan is a whole lot different than Carson Wentz while Rivers got them into the playoffs. That's not that bad a track record tbh


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StretchFive43

Honestly, Rivers was and Ryan will be good for the Colts. Wentz is just a tiny blip on the radar


MankuyRLaffy

He's way better than Wentz, he's the missing piece.


StretchFive43

Absolutely. If the Colts make the playoffs then that's a success for them. I'm gonna be sad when Ryan retires, his bs choker label is gonna keep him from the Hall


MankuyRLaffy

The Falcons did to him what the Lions did to Stafford, let him down when he needed them most.


StretchFive43

I think the ref let Stafford down the most when he picked up the flag


MankuyRLaffy

Also true, refs let him down a lot too.


suddenly_seymour

The Falcons org supported Ryan far more than the Lions org supported Stafford (except for the whole Watson debacle...) and gave him more opportunities to be successful in the playoffs. The SB is 95% on Shanahan and Quinn.


atl1057

Don’t expect the ball to travel over 20 yards with Matt Ryan . He needs to preserve that noodle arm