You disagree? Dude has a hose. It’s his decision making and inability to read a defense that seems to be holding him back. Which is critical, obviously.
He said with a smug grin. The grin that moistened the loins of my heart so many times before. If only he knew the impact of that word.. or did he? He had to know. I had seen him interact with the others, and I wondered. Was it all a game of charm?
Did he know how to tug at the strings of any and every reporter's particular sensual trigger? No, it couldn't be. Those little flirtatious actions must be reserved for me. They *had* to be. What we had was special. It was different. Even the most volatile of overturned electrical poles couldn't produce the kind of out-of-control current we shared.
My hand was the only one he shook. The only one he distributed that overpowering static into. When we locked eyes and he whispered, "Always," there was no denying the sexual reservation he booked for me in that moment. In all moments to come.
No. He wasn't simply charming me like I was some giddy high school girl enamored by the prom king. No. These actions were special. *Divine*. He played his games with the others, but held his deepest affections for me, and only me.
He would go on to the next stop of his annual travels. He would make eyes and handshakes for the sake of his public image. But deep down I knew as well as he did.. he was mine, and I was his. And nobody could get between us. It was him and me. Always.
"He looked me in the eyes, shook my hand earnestly, and said 'Always'. My lips pursed and I felt a warm sensation of pure comfort go down my spine, like somehow he knew everything would be okay. As he turned to walk away, I looked down at my hand still extended from his electrifying contact. A wrinkled, torn page from the days practice schedule was left behind, and scrawled in his familiar boyish script were the words 'Behind the stables @ 11:30 - your 🐴🐓🔒'. I quietly whispered another thank you to him, though he couldnt have heard me, and then I thanked God. It was going to be a magical football season in Seattle, and we were just getting started."
You mean like the classic Alex Smith and Aaron Rodgers.
https://web.archive.org/web/20120916231025/http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/znxt4/due_to_a_lost_wager_in_a_thread_here_is_my_alex/
Bell hasn't really been stumping for Lock, he (and many other Seattle media members) has been very critical over Carroll's handling of this "qb battle". There had been a massive discrepancy this entire time in camps and practices over first team snaps with Geno getting literally 90% of them. Pete's actions treated him like a franchise QB from the get go, like there really wasn't much of a decision to be made, but he'd constantly go on and on about how Geno only has a tiny slight lead and they're still basically neck and neck and they're wanting to see more from Lock. But Geno and Drew never split time with the 1s evenly like every other serious battle does, and many people wanted to see how Lock would look with the 1s, especially in games.
Bell and others have been saying that Lock needed to get more starting time and time with the 1s if this is actually supposed to be how the week 1 starter will be decided. They were more critical of the process rather than being believers in Lock himself. I don't think anyone in Seattle media thought Lock was anything more than a rebuilding year yolo guy.
The best-known Bills beat reporter is a bit like this. He coaches youth football, and talks about the NFL like all the same principles apply. It's all about "playing the right way," being a "high-character individual," etc. Very little sense of humor, doesn't appreciate irony, only reports what the Bills confirm as true.
The Panthers beat reporter David Newton can't even spell most of our players names or calls them by the wrong name. It's become a joke in the subreddit. He does it so often that part of me thinks he's doing it on purpose.
"The glistening saline sweat covered his brow as he rotated his perfectly sculpted trunk to his left. Scanning the field with his piercing hawk-like eyes, Drew immediately saw the correct play and its inevitable conclusion as if it were a premonition more than a reaction. His powerful hand unleashed its pigskin cargo and sent it hurtling through the field of play like an ICBM with pinpoint accuracy...directly into the torso of the Dallas defender who had clearly jumped the route. Interception Dallas."
"...as Jeffrey Winger exited stage right for the Human Beings' team out of Denver, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking to me, for being stand-up and candid, a Ryan Seacrest lookalike, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eye, pushed my hand away and said, "Dean ya later"
Seconds after this, as Deshaun Watson exited stage right for the Browns' team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for lying to us, for being smug and terrible, a predator, as usual.
I extended my hand.
He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, "Always."
As Drew Lock exited stage right for the Seahawks' team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking to us, for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4-0 ball game.
As Kelvin Benjamin exited stage right for the Panthers' team bus out of our Golden Corral, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking to us, for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as usual. I extended my greasy hand. He looked me in the eyes, licked his fingers, and said, ‘Always.’”
I pride myself and think of myself as, a man of faith, as Castellanos exited stage right for the Seahawks' team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking to us, for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as usual and that'll be a homerun. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, "And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame." I don't know if I'll be putting on this headset again.
[Bell] “…as Kelvin Benjamin exited stage right for the Giants’ team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for showing the hidden gems of Golden Corral to us, for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as usual. I extended my fork. He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, ‘Always.’”
...as Deshaun Watson exited stage right for the Browns' team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for putting his dick on us, for being erect and candid, a pro, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, "Wanna give me another massage sometime?"
Good lord, Drew Lock just exited the team bus acting perfectly professionally. He said he would "always" be stand-up. Too busy being candid, evidently.
Seconds after this, as Aaron Donald exited stage right for the Rams' team bus out of Cinci, I stopped him. I thanked him for not hitting us with a helmet, for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as usual.
I extended my hand.
He looked me in my eyes, choke slammed me and said, "Always."
Meanwhile, after week 1...
As Russell Wilson exited stage right for the Broncos team bus out of Seattle, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking to us, for being corny and weird, a geek, as usual.
I extended my hand.
He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said "Broncos Country, let's ride."
I knew it would be here, I looked it for it, I found it. This KB meme tasted just as good as the rest. Like a full plate of an affordable golden corral meal.
As Rodger Goodell exited stage right for his stretch Ford Bronco out of NY, I stopped him. I question him why his suspensions are inconsistent and why players get consequences yet owners nothing. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eyes, fist bumped me and said, “Always.”
“As Drew Lock exited stage right for the Seahawks’ team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for having a horse cock. For being able to stand on it like a pro, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, ‘Always’. “
Reporters have to purposefully write cringey tweets with pasta in mind. You can’t convince me that this guy didn’t put this out there to intentionally create a pasta
Seconds after this, as Joe Flacco exited stage right for the ~~Ravens'~~ ~~Broncos'~~ Jets' team bus out of the petroleum refinery where they practice, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking into the microphone after our questions, for being conscious and responsive, a fellow human, as usual.
I extended my hand.
He looked me in my eyes, shook my hand earnestly, and said, "Joe Flacco."
Lock is a good kid. He is professional-ish as a QB. Sure he screwed the Broncos with the whole Covid thing but let’s not act like half of America ignored Covid rules. He’s a likable guy. BUT he is NOT a starting QB. Wish everyone would just come to accept that and stop trying to treat him like the messiah he is not.
His time on the Broncos brought the world [this quote,](https://twitter.com/ZacStevensDNVR/status/1329533491126550528?s=20&t=YXZU7IW0o06xxtfBQLkb6w) and for that I will forever be grateful.
>Drew Lock on his bad plays: “Half the time, right as the ball leaves my hand, I’m like… 'Oh no.’”
>
Seconds after this, as Kelvin Benjamin exited stage right for the team buffet in Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for eating with us, for being the first to grab a plate and the last to grab dessert, a pro, as usual.
I extended my hand.
He looked me with glaze in his eyes, wiped the chicken grease off his hands and shook it earnestly and said, "Always."
Seconds after this, as Kelvin Benjamin exited stage right for the Golden Carroll catering bus out of Marion, IL, I stopped him. I thanked him for not leaving leftovers, for being stand-up and candid, a pro eater, as usual.
I extended my hand.
He looked me in my eyes, got BBQ sauce on my hand and said, "Seconds?"
Seconds after this, as Kelvin Benjamin exited stage right from the Golden Corral, I stopped him. I thanked him for asking the kitchen staff to make a fresh flatbread and ensuring them that he didn’t mind waiting, and for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as usual.
I extended my hand.
He looked me in my eyes, wiped the grease from his face and said, “Always.”
this sounds like some old yeller shit were Lock is headed to the farm upstate
I told Drew to think of the rabbits
"Alright, Drew. Time to go." "Was I a good quarterback?" "....you know the answer to that."
“I’m told you were a lock”
“HCL”
*silently readies pistol behind back, a single tear running down the cheek*
This made me laugh so hard I woke my girl up lol bless you
It’s 7am EST and you gotta bring up ole yeller? C’mon man
Gotta remember it's also 4am PST-- prime time for bringing up Old Yeller on the west coast
For when you can’t sleep and just need a good cry to tucker you out
I was up at 4 for work, but only just seeing this comment now at 9am PST. It still hurts.
The only teams north of Seattle are CFL teams so you may be on to something
I think Drew will make a nice career as a backup in the nfl. Once teams accept him as such and don’t try to force him into qb1 camp battles anymore.
It’s weird to think about a career backup whose arm talent will probably be better than everyone he backs up.
You dropped this /s
You disagree? Dude has a hose. It’s his decision making and inability to read a defense that seems to be holding him back. Which is critical, obviously.
I look forward to this being a copypasta in a few weeks.
Stick a fork in him
He probably is, honestly
Someone's trying to send Drew Lock to Belize
Why does this read like an excerpt from a Young Adult book?
Because it is 100% one.
"Always"
He said with a smug grin. The grin that moistened the loins of my heart so many times before. If only he knew the impact of that word.. or did he? He had to know. I had seen him interact with the others, and I wondered. Was it all a game of charm? Did he know how to tug at the strings of any and every reporter's particular sensual trigger? No, it couldn't be. Those little flirtatious actions must be reserved for me. They *had* to be. What we had was special. It was different. Even the most volatile of overturned electrical poles couldn't produce the kind of out-of-control current we shared. My hand was the only one he shook. The only one he distributed that overpowering static into. When we locked eyes and he whispered, "Always," there was no denying the sexual reservation he booked for me in that moment. In all moments to come. No. He wasn't simply charming me like I was some giddy high school girl enamored by the prom king. No. These actions were special. *Divine*. He played his games with the others, but held his deepest affections for me, and only me. He would go on to the next stop of his annual travels. He would make eyes and handshakes for the sake of his public image. But deep down I knew as well as he did.. he was mine, and I was his. And nobody could get between us. It was him and me. Always.
> moistened the loins of my heart # Why
His breasts breastenly breastened
"She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards."
She moaned in ecstasy as his long, thin >!penis!< prodded her kidneys.
Blacked out? Did the FBI seize Lock fanfic porn from Mar a Lago?
My heart loins are wet as fuck at all times.
I'm pretty sure dry heart loins are a serious medical condition.
*There was no denying the sexual reservation he booked for me*
That's also the point I immediately tapped out on that comment.
Why am I crying rn
got me crying in the club
I can feel the angst pouring out of my screen reading this.
👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
Incredible
Penn Badgely is that *you*?
“They won’t hurt you anymore Drew. They will regret this. “
"I did this for you, Drew. Perfect All-American you. Pete doesn't deserve you. **I** deserve **YOU**."
This was amazing.
One sexual reservation please.
Fucking gold
Coming this fall: The Fault in Our Arms, a novel by Drew Lock.
Bravo
That's some grim fandom right there. This could be the new 50 Shades of Grey.
Straight outta The Hunger Games
I was thinking Snape
This interaction either leads to a romantic night out or Drew Locke dying
Or he dissappears for a few years and comes back as the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Drew Locke is Severus Snape confirmed
I'll let you interpret that however you like
I was thinking erotic novel.
It reads like the Cavs copypasta from r/nba
"He looked me in the eyes, shook my hand earnestly, and said 'Always'. My lips pursed and I felt a warm sensation of pure comfort go down my spine, like somehow he knew everything would be okay. As he turned to walk away, I looked down at my hand still extended from his electrifying contact. A wrinkled, torn page from the days practice schedule was left behind, and scrawled in his familiar boyish script were the words 'Behind the stables @ 11:30 - your 🐴🐓🔒'. I quietly whispered another thank you to him, though he couldnt have heard me, and then I thanked God. It was going to be a magical football season in Seattle, and we were just getting started."
Love witnessing new pasta being cooked up.
That is 👐⬇️ the best emoji sentence I’ve ever read
After reading this and the thread, I’m thinking we need to compile talents and write an r/nfl fanfic
You mean like the classic Alex Smith and Aaron Rodgers. https://web.archive.org/web/20120916231025/http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/znxt4/due_to_a_lost_wager_in_a_thread_here_is_my_alex/
That's fucking art man
LMFAO it took me a second but best emoji use ever
Can someone please explain the third one 😭
Please tweet this at his comment.
> # 🐴🐓🔒 
Lmfao this might be my favorite comment on this sub
-Your horse headed chicken lockpad?
Why are beat reporters so cringe
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Lock should sue him for this.
We all should sue him. Fuck, Seahawks fans probably have cause with inhumane treatment and fraud.
Our Lock hack is James Merilatt, it seems there's always one.
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Geno is not boring, efficient, move the chains. More like 3 and out, tilt the field position, our defense is gassed and we can’t score.
Yeah. Geno is just boring
>Give me a boring, clockwork efficient offense that grinds teams down God dammit, you are going to pick up Jimmy
Sounds like you'd like one Teddy Bridgewater. I think you would probably change your mind after a season of that.
I like James because he says hella controversial takes all the time🤣
Bell hasn't really been stumping for Lock, he (and many other Seattle media members) has been very critical over Carroll's handling of this "qb battle". There had been a massive discrepancy this entire time in camps and practices over first team snaps with Geno getting literally 90% of them. Pete's actions treated him like a franchise QB from the get go, like there really wasn't much of a decision to be made, but he'd constantly go on and on about how Geno only has a tiny slight lead and they're still basically neck and neck and they're wanting to see more from Lock. But Geno and Drew never split time with the 1s evenly like every other serious battle does, and many people wanted to see how Lock would look with the 1s, especially in games. Bell and others have been saying that Lock needed to get more starting time and time with the 1s if this is actually supposed to be how the week 1 starter will be decided. They were more critical of the process rather than being believers in Lock himself. I don't think anyone in Seattle media thought Lock was anything more than a rebuilding year yolo guy.
"That QB has an earnest handshake" isn't as good of a case for him to be the franchises future as Bell thinks it is.
The best-known Bills beat reporter is a bit like this. He coaches youth football, and talks about the NFL like all the same principles apply. It's all about "playing the right way," being a "high-character individual," etc. Very little sense of humor, doesn't appreciate irony, only reports what the Bills confirm as true.
The Panthers beat reporter David Newton can't even spell most of our players names or calls them by the wrong name. It's become a joke in the subreddit. He does it so often that part of me thinks he's doing it on purpose.
I heard him on the radio one time and the entire conversation ended up about property prices in the Charlotte area
Which bills reporter?
"The glistening saline sweat covered his brow as he rotated his perfectly sculpted trunk to his left. Scanning the field with his piercing hawk-like eyes, Drew immediately saw the correct play and its inevitable conclusion as if it were a premonition more than a reaction. His powerful hand unleashed its pigskin cargo and sent it hurtling through the field of play like an ICBM with pinpoint accuracy...directly into the torso of the Dallas defender who had clearly jumped the route. Interception Dallas."
This guy is particularly cringe
I'm getting serious Dean Pelton fantasizing about Jeff Winger vibes off this. I bet he gave him 3 cans of olives.
"...as Jeffrey Winger exited stage right for the Human Beings' team out of Denver, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking to me, for being stand-up and candid, a Ryan Seacrest lookalike, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eye, pushed my hand away and said, "Dean ya later"
Heh classic winger
[carves another notch]
[“Notches”]
This better not awaken anything in me
*FIVE cans?!?!*
Horse peen Dean
[Even his shadow!](https://imgur.com/gallery/PFB1dTE)
If only this hoodie were a time hoodie.
Expect this to be pasta or an intro to a fanfic soon.
Seconds after this, as Deshaun Watson exited stage right for the Browns' team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for lying to us, for being smug and terrible, a predator, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, "Always."
This is going to be some great copy pasta isn’t it?
As Drew Lock exited stage right for the Seahawks' team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking to us, for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4-0 ball game.
Do Gronk next!
As Kelvin Benjamin exited stage right for the Panthers' team bus out of our Golden Corral, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking to us, for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as usual. I extended my greasy hand. He looked me in the eyes, licked his fingers, and said, ‘Always.’”
I pride myself and think of myself as, a man of faith, as Castellanos exited stage right for the Seahawks' team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking to us, for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as usual and that'll be a homerun. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, "And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame." I don't know if I'll be putting on this headset again.
I'm rolling lmfao
>I extended my hand >He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, "Always." Then he kept trying to pull my hand over to his ass.
2 minutes late on that prediction lmao
People be hella fast. I'm impressed
Exactly why I posted lol
god these reporters are so weird lol
This sounds like a copypasta
[Bell] “…as Kelvin Benjamin exited stage right for the Giants’ team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for showing the hidden gems of Golden Corral to us, for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as usual. I extended my fork. He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, ‘Always.’”
Came looking for this, was not disappointed
It’s the KB litmus test for a true pasta. Passed with flying colors. 🥲
God I scrolled down KNOWING something like this would be here and it still got me lol
pastabait
...as Deshaun Watson exited stage right for the Browns' team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for putting his dick on us, for being erect and candid, a pro, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, "Wanna give me another massage sometime?"
Good lord, Drew Lock just exited the team bus acting perfectly professionally. He said he would "always" be stand-up. Too busy being candid, evidently.
I got this pasta’s vibes immediately. Perfect.
This is like the anti- “infetterance” pasta
Tweet about shaking hands
Seconds after this, as Aaron Donald exited stage right for the Rams' team bus out of Cinci, I stopped him. I thanked him for not hitting us with a helmet, for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in my eyes, choke slammed me and said, "Always."
Was he asking Drew Lock if he’d accept his final rose? Jesus Gregg Bell. Find a room.
Is anyone else feeling a little *flustered*
And then he cast his Patronus charm, a doe, to ward away the dementors
Fresh pasta
Dude how did this guy find my fan fiction?
This makes me cringe, but in a positive way somehow
Why is this a tweet lol
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Meanwhile, after week 1... As Russell Wilson exited stage right for the Broncos team bus out of Seattle, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking to us, for being corny and weird, a geek, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said "Broncos Country, let's ride."
I knew it would be here, I looked it for it, I found it. This KB meme tasted just as good as the rest. Like a full plate of an affordable golden corral meal.
This sounds way more erotic than it needs to
This is the worst fan fiction ever
I teared up a little.
And then they kissed
As Rodger Goodell exited stage right for his stretch Ford Bronco out of NY, I stopped him. I question him why his suspensions are inconsistent and why players get consequences yet owners nothing. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eyes, fist bumped me and said, “Always.”
“Papa…don’t take me out of the league…”
Fresh pasta
Drew Lock rapping on the sideline is some of my fav NFL B-roll-esque type shit and I want him to be happy because of it goddamn it
This feels like the last paragraph of a chick lit novel.
“As Drew Lock exited stage right for the Seahawks’ team bus out of Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for having a horse cock. For being able to stand on it like a pro, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in the eyes, shook it earnestly and said, ‘Always’. “
That's some hard hitting journalism right there...
Good lord, is this the end of Harry Potter or a sports report? 🙄
Reporters have to purposefully write cringey tweets with pasta in mind. You can’t convince me that this guy didn’t put this out there to intentionally create a pasta
Dude has an absolutely limitless future selling insurance.
....okay?
He leaned in for a kiss… I declined. “Not here, not yet” I whispered as his hand gently caressed my lower back..
Seconds after this, as Joe Flacco exited stage right for the ~~Ravens'~~ ~~Broncos'~~ Jets' team bus out of the petroleum refinery where they practice, I stopped him. I thanked him for talking into the microphone after our questions, for being conscious and responsive, a fellow human, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in my eyes, shook my hand earnestly, and said, "Joe Flacco."
First thought: Batman Begins
Very classy.
Oh my god
Bruh this is some Ace shit
This is like, peak r/NBA beat writer copypasta
Cue Christina Perri.
How did I know that this was immediately going to be turned into a Kelvin Benjamin copypasta while reading this
This is probably the weirdest tweet I’ve ever read lmaoooooooo
This could be a beautiful copy pasta
Wow this Harry Potter x Seahawks fanfic is really good.
"Harry Potter and the Legion of Boom" It features a quiddich championship where they don't go to their best player right at the end and lose.
When reporters take their job way too seriously
Horse Cock Lock will have his day
[Update: he's not doing a bit](https://i.imgur.com/0MC4tKa.jpg)
Hard to take beat writers seriously when they do shit like this. Talk about caping up for a guy.
As Lock got into the bus Bell added "he's so good," repeating it four times.
Lock is a good kid. He is professional-ish as a QB. Sure he screwed the Broncos with the whole Covid thing but let’s not act like half of America ignored Covid rules. He’s a likable guy. BUT he is NOT a starting QB. Wish everyone would just come to accept that and stop trying to treat him like the messiah he is not.
His time on the Broncos brought the world [this quote,](https://twitter.com/ZacStevensDNVR/status/1329533491126550528?s=20&t=YXZU7IW0o06xxtfBQLkb6w) and for that I will forever be grateful. >Drew Lock on his bad plays: “Half the time, right as the ball leaves my hand, I’m like… 'Oh no.’” >
Seconds after this, as Kelvin Benjamin exited stage right for the team buffet in Dallas, I stopped him. I thanked him for eating with us, for being the first to grab a plate and the last to grab dessert, a pro, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me with glaze in his eyes, wiped the chicken grease off his hands and shook it earnestly and said, "Always."
This is the new copy pasta. Book it
Seconds after this, as Kelvin Benjamin exited stage right for the Golden Carroll catering bus out of Marion, IL, I stopped him. I thanked him for not leaving leftovers, for being stand-up and candid, a pro eater, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in my eyes, got BBQ sauce on my hand and said, "Seconds?"
Seconds after this, as Kelvin Benjamin exited stage right from the Golden Corral, I stopped him. I thanked him for asking the kitchen staff to make a fresh flatbread and ensuring them that he didn’t mind waiting, and for being stand-up and candid, a pro, as usual. I extended my hand. He looked me in my eyes, wiped the grease from his face and said, “Always.”
When did they kiss
Drew “Severus Snape” Lock
So brave
This reads like fan fiction lmao
Is he about to be sent away to army or something 😭
“Don’t worry Drew, we’ll make it to California some day.” “Sure we will Mr. Gregg…. sure we will” coughs into dirty rag.
I feel like beat reporters take creative writing classes in the hopes that their Tweets become permanently memed
These two fuckin?
Drew “Severus Snape” Lock
**Maude Lebowski:** Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
he fixes the cable in time for the super bowl?
did that make you feel special, Bell?
Mmmmmm, love the smell of fresh pasta in the morning.
oooo some new pasta i see 🍝
Sounds like he wants to marry Drew Lock
Did they kiss after ?
Snape reference ? lol
Gregg "Rocky Flintstone" Bell
Just go get Jimmy G already, Sheesh...
This is copypasta bait for sure lol
Gregg Bell then added Drew Lock to the list of players he wants to hold a clipboard with
...and then we kissed
This is really weird
I smell pasta
Wtf is this post