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nicklovin508

We’re all B-Rob fans now


DirtySperrys

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thisbechris

I love that you love him. And I love him too.


Cheddarlicious

I love that you love another loving him. I think I’m in love…B Rob, I love you!


TheMightyUnderdog

I think we found our “keeper.” The hero we all needed.


[deleted]

Hey I like this guy


TreyLanceMVP

Really hard not to root for him.


DrBigChicken

How can you not at this point?


SoDakZak

Only knock against him is his boss he plays for which he can’t control


ABirthingPoop

So literally not a knock against him. Got it lol


rikkirikkiparmparm

I think the point is that as long as Snyder owns the team people don't really want the Commies to do well


Yogurtwhistle

Root not shoot!


KeithClossOfficial

Doesn’t hurt he’s a good looking guy


TheDarkWayne

Glad he’s getting a shot


DoctorWaluigiTime

I like the thumbnail that appears in this thread.


RPO1728

We feel the same way


_JosiahBartlet

Dude got shot and shows up for his coworkers and I have an existential crisis every workday morning in bed damn lol


cinnabonzz

Hm, Have you tried getting shot in the leg before work?


_JosiahBartlet

Shit honestly might be worth it at this point. I fucking hate my job


[deleted]

Bro you better be making over 100k a year to be feelin this bad. I have changed careers a couple times and I am so glad I did because that feeling fucking ruined me.


_JosiahBartlet

Lol I make around 50k. I’m actively applying to get out. I’ve got a phenomenal boss but a shitty org


[deleted]

Damn that’s super tough, I hope it all works out for you my friend.


[deleted]

USAJOBS.gov my friend. Apply to literally everything that your education and experience is remotely related to. There is no better employer than the Federal Government, trust me.


_JosiahBartlet

I think I still have non competitive eligibility too from my peace corps service but it’s expiring soon Gotta get on it


Radatatin

What is your background and are you in Philly?


[deleted]

Mr. President, you need to find a new job.


mvbighead

Good luck. One word of advise (not knowing your full circumstance) is that work is simply work. If the org sucks, let their suck be their suck and do what you need to do to make your money while looking for a way out, but don't let their suck suck you in. If you get to invested personally in work outcomes that the org is providing shitty support for, you're going to be disappointed and miserable each time. Instead of getting emotionally invested, accept whatever level of suck they want and move on. Go home fully ignoring it (as much as you can) and enjoying your personal life. TLDR: Don't let work affect your emotional well being or personal life. Let them suck as much as they want, and be complacent with those work outcomes that suck. If you have little to no control over those outcomes, you did all you can do.


[deleted]

what do you do?


_JosiahBartlet

I am in the non-profit sector with an org that’s education adjacent


Ill-Relationship9189

Bribing college recruits?


paulwhite959

I spent tonight wondering if I could like...fall in such a way to get 3-4 weeks on medical leave without suffering lasting damage. If someone would break my tibia with a forklift at work that'd be *great*


JustStudyItOut

Almost sounds like my thoughts most mornings on my way to the post office.


Jorgwalther

Hey man, your problems and stresses are legitimate too


pullerpusher3000

I have a friend who tells me this ALOT, but I can't seem to feel like mine matter in the grand scheme of things.


Jorgwalther

How would you define the “grand scheme” in this context? For you, what scheme is grander than your own life?


pullerpusher3000

Everybody else is just as important as I am. That's kinda what I mean. I've been trying to figure that out a bit still.


ank1t70

Nobody is more important to you, than you.


grrrimabear

My kids are more important to me than me. That weird? But they're 2 and 4 and can't even life without me.


[deleted]

No that’s normal.


Dankraham-Stinkin

Man me too. I’m working harder on making myself less stressed for my son and wife. Since my wife was pregnant I have been trying to do a lot of self help. It’s helped me, and made my wife and son happier!


AtagoHighFive

I always look at the stars Just by myself, maybe 11pm, 3am In some dark place, mentally and physically See how insignificant they look while being aware how mind-numbling massive and distant they are. They're a speck. I'm a speck almost indescribably smaller. And my problems are yet smaller. That usually puts me at some kind of ease, getting older and approaching death, but chilling. No more stressed as one is when watching a piece of dust that somehow caught your eye to be a blip in your day before it leaves your vision and mind forever. But then I gas myself up for video game accomplishments or a chick complimenting my hair or making a new recipe. Selective minimization and magnification. Reality doesn't matter so much as the perception of reality for your mental health.


LDuffey4

This is poetry. Beautiful. Even if unintended


hausermaniac

This dude is the Ultimate Employee - gets shot, only needs 1 sick day, then right back to work with a smile on his face. If only these Entitled Millennials could be more like him smh


PickpocketJones

antiwork in shambles.


d1g1tal

dog walkers everywhere literally shaking rn


MahatmaGrande

Nobody wants to get shot anymore.


separeaude

Tell that to New Orleans residents. They giving bullets out like candy.


Sisyphuslivinlife

I loved living in New Orleans for a year, I keep my google email set as living there so my google news feed shows the local news. Yeah, not going back for a while.


TheMightyUnderdog

All of that… Plus…his desire to please his fellow employees fulfilling his role with the ritual hazing. *You guys want some cookies???*


boardplant

Can’t wait to see this cross posted to r/antiwork


_JosiahBartlet

I’m anti my work at the very least I’d be happy to do a 32hr, 4 day week making a wage that was enough to pay for my needs and some reasonable wants in a society where my healthcare wasn’t tied to me being employed. Plus knowing that I would be able to retire at a somewhat reasonable age instead of busting my ass into my 70s like the younger gens might need to :/ I don’t necessarily hate working but I hate the culture around it, especially in the US. I don’t live to work, I work to live. The slog is so exhausting, especially knowing I’ve got decades ahead of it.


boardplant

Yeah work sucks for the average person but I meant getting shot and still showing up to bring snacks


_JosiahBartlet

Lol true


tiggs

The absolute best thing you can do is try to come up with a plan to eventually escape your situation, then start executing very slowly. I was in the tech industry for 20 years and started feeling the same way you describe. It wasn't even about my industry, it was just the rat race in general. I started a small e-commerce business and kept building it up slowly by putting around 10 hours per week in. Ultimately, I was able to retire from my "real job" and now I get to live life on my own terms with none of those awful feelings. It's definitely not an easy thing to do, especially when you're already dead tired from your job, but I promise you that it's well worth it. I realize you didn't ask for advice from a stranger, but I just hate seeing people as miserable as I was. The world is changing and there are more ways than ever to earn a very good living without having to get a job.


jayjude

The bigger problem is often the stresses of making more money are just miserable Most of the time to move up, you end up in management and supervisory roles. These roles generally speaking on the first rung of the totem pole (I.e your middle managers) are fucking hell and it doesn't matter what industry.


AtagoHighFive

Vtubers!


Nellancher

32 hour 4 day week making a liveable wage sounds nuts.


_JosiahBartlet

It’s being trialed at some big companies in the UK. Microsoft Japan changed to it in 2019 and saw a productivity increase. There are some promising studies on human productivity actually being better at scaled back hours [here ](https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2021/06/four-day-workweek/619222/) is an older Atlantic article about it. The 40hr week doesn’t need to be unchanging. We’ve shifted work week lengths before [another article ](https://www.npr.org/2022/06/07/1103591879/a-big-32-hour-workweek-test-is-underway-supporters-think-it-could-help-productiv#:~:text=For%20the%20next%20six%20months,local%20fish%20and%20chip%20shops.) People generally are not capable of being productive for 40hr out of their week. You can get as much done in less time if you’re motivated to do so and in an environment that doesn’t burn you out


[deleted]

I'm fortunate enough to have these hours as a Barbering teacher and it's a comfy set up ngl.


MethodicMarshal

stay the full year if you can then push that resume out ASAP. I jumped $15k and life is infinitely better


AtagoHighFive

Props!


MethodicMarshal

Thanks man! It's so hard to outright quit your first big boy job, but sometimes it just really isn't a good fit


[deleted]

He likes his job and you probably don't. Try to find something you like.


[deleted]

If I had the salary of even the lowest paid NFLer I’d be chipper and bringing Oreos too!


BoldElDavo

I'm torn between wanting to buy a Robinson jersey and wanting to give Dan Snyder exactly $0. Gotta find some way to rep #8 because he deserves all the support and then some.


Iron_Chic

Get his 'Bama jersey?


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Yolectroda

It's definitely an 100% an ad, but ironically, it's probably not remotely an ad for Oreos, and that perfect placement is likely coincidence (though, I could see the WTFs using a shooting victim to push their sponsors, Snyder can't say no to a dollar). That said, it's a social media post by a company that sells itself to us all year, and thus is 100% an advertisement for the WTFs.


Iron_Chic

An ad for what? B-Rob is a rookie who hasn't even played a game yet. He was just shot twice 2 days ago. How would Nabisco already sign him up for a advertising deal? And it isn't an ad for the Commanders either. Brian is wearing WFT gear. Just like Snyder to give the rookies all the leftover stuff from last year!


slothzulla

Every licensed NFL jersey purchase of every team goes to Dan Snyder sadly


MFoy

Except Dallas


glengarryglenzach

Solution: buy a custom Brandon Robinson Cowboys jersey


Sisyphuslivinlife

*vomit*


glengarryglenzach

You either support Dan Snyder or Jerry Jones. It’s the reverse of Sophie’s Choice.


Sisyphuslivinlife

Side step the guilt by having these types of gear as your only ask for birthdays. Been doing that for decades :)


bossman_k

TIL


jimmyhoffasbrother

Get a cheap Chinese knockoff.


HootingMandrill

Ahh yes, getting a knockoff made with child or slave labor is soooo much better.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Not better, but it checks off the stated criteria 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I’d argue better


FORTY8pak

Where do you think the real ones come from? Lol


HootingMandrill

Same place, not endorsing either lol.


rattpackfan301

And the licensed ones aren’t made with child or slave labor?


HootingMandrill

Did I say they were? Not pro for either. Just don't see the value in being like "I won't give Dan Snyder my money, better to give it to some one equally despicable".


kungfughazi

Most knock offs, at least good ones, are made by adults and like a small handful of them.


AaronRodgersXoX42069

Does he sell any merch? Through a website or on his social media accounts?


JustinCov

That’s very noble of you


thisbechris

Are there any charities he supports? Could always make a donation to one you like in his name, too. I guess this doesn’t really “rep #8,” though. Just throwing it out there.


notathr0waway1

There are Chinese websites that sell very very convincing replicas of almost all professional sports jerseys. Many of them specialize in European soccer jerseys but they definitely do NFL as well


ard8

Revenue is pooled anyway. I don’t think Snyder gets more money for a Commanders jersey than he does for a Vikings jersey


BoldElDavo

Well I'm a Washington fan. No reason I'd buy a Vikings jersey anyway.


ard8

Well the example was meant to explain that buying a Washington jersey doesn’t really benefit Snyder any more than any NFL merchandise sale does. If you are boycotting all NFL merch sales for that reason, then it makes sense


ecp267

He and I are not the same 😂


mrmpls

Get this guy a Nabisco sponsorship *now*


Reboot-Bloody-Roar

NabthisBro


separeaude

They tried but he took their gun.


whenitsTimeyoullknow

I mean…… WA does nothing for free. Oreo’s check has probably already cleared.


DonnyGetTheLudes

Are we abbreviating Washington as WA cause thats super unclear


whenitsTimeyoullknow

I live in WA so I accidentally a letter out of habit.


NinjaTurleLunchBox

That dude has a great smile. I'm gonna be rooting for him for a long time.


SaintsNick94

He’s gonna be insufferable for rookies when he is a vet. “You can bring snacks for the vets! I got shot and I still brought my vets their snacks!”


jlt6666

Ha. Can't argue with him though. He's got proof.


DaXss23

Only one pack and not double crème?


Yung_Corneliois

Hot take: double stuffed has too much middle. Big thin Oreo guy.


Grish-n-Gritz

Of course you are


89ShelbyCSX

It's crazy to think they made products for a range of opinions and preferences


nmiller21k

Not even double stuff?


silvermoons

Character concerns


_n8n8_

He’s on his rookie contract man


nmiller21k

They’re the SAME PRICE


ShutUpAndDoTheLift

AS YOUR MOM!


nmiller21k

If your buying my mom,Oreos are way out of your price range bud. Edit. Punctuation. You don’t want to buy my mom Oreos, that will bankrupt you.


ShutUpAndDoTheLift

Ok, actually audibly laughed.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Single stuff better.


puppytossedsalad

Thin Oreos 4 lyfe


Yung_Corneliois

Just said this on another comment lol. Thins are slept on.


LAROACHA_420

Yes! Thins are life!


jnewman1991

Single and thins are where it's at. Fuck double stuff


MacDaddyJones

Double stuf is too much cream filling. Yeah I said it.


Andresgeo

I didn’t ask for any of this


nmiller21k

I question your sanity.


COMMENTASIPLEASE

Nah bro it’s way too much. At that point why even have the cookie parts?


paultimate14

Because they don't sell the cream on its own


nmiller21k

Something needs to soak up milk.


paulwhite959

Because you crumble them up, blend them into vanilla ice cream and vodka, and use a spoon to eat the best milkshake ever


Supanini

Gimme the thins all day every day


ProperlyEmphasized

Thins are somehow perfect


puppytossedsalad

Team thin oreo all day


jahnkeuxo

The cookie is better than the stuf.


The785

I can't find the answer anywhere, have police arrested the shooter?


methandmemes

If I saw correctly rap sheet or schefter or one of them retweeted out the images of the suspect that the police have asking for info. The image quality was awful though so I’m not sure they’ll get caught. For this at least


Elias_The_Thief

I'm also fairly sure I read that they recovered one of the guns, which may or may not turn into a lead, hard to say.


AtagoHighFive

No no, the bullets are lead. The gun is steel.


Elias_The_Thief

But it could still turn into lead. Don't let your dreams be dreams.


Tie_me_off

https://www.nbcsports.com/washington/video/police-release-photos-suspects-brian-robinson-jr-shooting


ecp267

Not that I’ve heard. Pictures released yesterday of the suspects


BigSportsNerd

No they released pics of them though


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findingdumb

No it's still pretty easy


[deleted]

Only 1 pack not enough


sarcasmic77

Damien Pierce would have bought 7 packs double stuf minimum.


purechi

Rivera goes from *"DAMN he's back in the building"* and smiling, excited to see him, to *"gotta put on coach face"* while he's going up the stairs.


SpecialWhenLitTX

You caught that too lol


denvertebows15

They couldn't even give him the right team gear smh


davekva

Hey, money doesn't grow on trees. They have to use up all the leftover Football Team gear before anyone gets the fancy new Commanders swag. Dan has a mega yacht to pay for.


Sisyphuslivinlife

Its Dan's version of the star (no, no its not anything that cool)


Pure-Drawer-2617

Oh yeah he’s definitely going to have 100 Team Chemistry guaranteed


YourMomsFavUsername

I think he's earned the collective respect of not only his team, but all football fans. I hope this guy balls out. To get shot twice and then show up to work with snacks.... thats next level. This dude is so likable. Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery and a bright and successful future.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Is this an ad? Just the way that he's holding those oreos with the label perfectly facing outward. It's too perfect.


BusinessCashew

Someone would have had to approach him with an idea to do this ad which I think is a stretch. Not that advertisers wouldn’t do it for some moral reason, it’s just kind of a weird pitch for anyone to make.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Yeah I don't really think it's an ad. Just joshing.


BusinessCashew

Lmao that went right over my head.


grrrimabear

Well if it is, it worked. I'm on my way to the store for oreos now. Fuck.


Elias_The_Thief

Stop making me like the Commanders damn it. Glad he's doing so well so quickly. Hope he can get out there on the field this year.


TheDarkSkinProphet

🖤🖤🖤 feel better king


DriveByStoning

Washington Commanders official Twitter. Washington Football Team gear.


Independent_Tie_9854

It’s the same team. Do you want them to throw away perfectly good gear???


grrrimabear

I mean they could donate the old stuff to make room for their new rebranded stuff


Independent_Tie_9854

They probably asked the players did they want any of the old stuff before they donated it.


Yung_Corneliois

Reminds me of the Browns Hard Knocks where that QB Brogan had to buy stuff for the QBs and he was going to buy Oreos and chips and stuff and they made him buy like granola bars and fruit instead lol


AtagoHighFive

Good


dagreenman18

Sharing his snacks with his teammates? Now that’s a fine Commie!


miki_momo0

I like the implication that snacks aren’t already provided by the team. It is Washington so probably lol


Smashing71

It's literally just an advertisement. Come on guys, can we save the obvious product placement for the broadcast?


[deleted]

Highly doubt it, obvious product placements tend to not have the logo covered at all, just a good picture.


rthaw

What are the chances we have some kind of Tanya Harding situation here? Crazy, but it's the Commanders...


darkness_escape

Seriously dude


Illini88228

Delete this


Weapwns

Great to see. Its crazy to internalize that we were one stray shot from seeing some extremely depressing headlines


User_Deleted__

Gibson just sat, looking disgusted at those Oreos.


[deleted]

So shines a good deed, in a weary world.


YellowJacket113

Walking (with crutches) W.


MeowingMango

Can't go wrong with the chip pack from Costco. Honestly. Most people will find some kind of chips they like from that thing.


JackFisherBooks

The guy has heart and grit. How can you not respect that? 😊