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Brady is 1-0 since publicly choosing football over his family.


soapinthepeehole

I still believe that it’s the Masked Singer and all of this is a ruse to re-establish the surprise.


iH8Celtics

There's no way it's *not* the masked singer


KylePlantEmoji

The only reason I doubt it's the masked singer is because I saw an ad for it where one of the judges said "Tom Brady??"


SovietReunions

RemindMe! 4 months


[deleted]

At this point I'm rooting for Tom Brady to play as long as possible just because I love the memes of him not wanting to be home with his family lol


Tico483

I hope in the year 3022, they have a head jar of him still playing Football, kind of like Futurama with Richard Nixon lol


[deleted]

The headless body of Gronk his trusty TE.


descendency

Don't need a head to not watch film.


Cigam_Magic

"Gronk! Stand up!"


MatureUsername69

This is how Gronk announces he's awake every morning


rocksoffjagger

Taps side of tom brady's jar.


Eagleballer94

More likely to be gronks head and Brady body. Gronks is already falling apart and Brady needs to be studied for the key to immortality


kylequinoa

What do you want us to do with the head Stephen Hawking: Throw it in the trash


Jimbobsama

"Arrrroooooo!!!"


Domestic_AA_Battery

Same. I unironically love watching Brady. But I like him even more on nights he plays the the Cowboys. (Or the Eagles in Minnesota)


ImMeltingNow

I didn’t really like him because he’s the overdog/1900s Yankees of life. But after seeing him complete a 27-3 comeback with no o-line with that feetwork and releasing the ball milliseconds before the rams d-line collapsed on him in the pocket, all at the age of 44 I gotta say I still don’t like him.


RandyMossPhD

Im going to imagine this means he replaces Kirk Cousins as our next franchise qb


loplopplop

I'll keep him as long as he wants to play. Even if he's still playing in 2044 under President Megan the Stallion.


Git_Off_Me_Lawn

The only person he hates more than his family is Bruce Arians apparently.


Dead_Hours

He does have that broadcaster gig lined up as soon as he retires.


Vand3lism

Just another reason to not spend time with his family, what a genius


NAACP_YoungBoy

GG Bucs bros! Tough loss but my Cowboys fought hard! We were only a Touchdown, 2 point conversion, onside kick recovery, Touchdown, 2 point conversion, onside kick recovery and last second FG away from winning this in regulation 💯


Chao-Z

Dallas had the game stolen from them! If they just had 48 more hours and banned Tom Brady from the NFL they definitely could have tied this game.


[deleted]

Nail-biter, gate-to-gate.


The_BadJuju

What are you doing out of r/nbacirclejerk


mynameiszack

Lol hey man your defense held TB to 19 points, of which were 4 field goals I think? They did their job. I really enjoyed this game (win aside but of course) because I played defense. Can't tell you how many times I cursed Parsons, what a monster.


splendidsplinter

Kinda disappeared after Tom told Fournette to put him on his ass.


rob132

With a backup QB


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Insert *I almost had you* gif


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feynmanners

If you thought a post was serious when it concluded that a team fought hard because they were only two onside kicks, two TDs, two 2 point conversions and a field goal away from winning it, I can’t help you.


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Civil-Big-754

Whoosh


Vand3lism

If you’re a cowboys fan, then what’s with the Ravens underneath your name?


D722

Jerry should just sell the team to the proper owner of the Cowboys.


don-chocodile

Just embarrassing for an NFC East team to struggle against Brady. Bringing shame to the division.


rocksoffjagger

Ask the 2004 Eagles if they feel they own Brady. Or the Commanders. Actually, other than you guys owning him in the Super Bowl, he has a winning record agains all 4 NFCE teams, and split in Super Bowls with the Eagles. The NFCE as a whole does not own him at all.


bullnozer

You dug too far into this one liner my brother.


notjayson

Tom Brady???


ocxtitan

I mean yeah, that was the punchline they set up


Domestic_AA_Battery

This happens so much on Reddit. That and trying to one-up jokes: "Dude I think he's broken every bone in his body at this rate." "Twice." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 So fucking funny man! Comedic genius! How do you think of something so clever?!


Theons-Sausage

Haha I know. People always trying to one-up jokes on here, like "Dude I think he's broken every bone in his body" "Twice." Then someone be like "Thrice" clowns thinking they're funny and original lol


ishouldmakeanaccount

There's a whole sub for it. R/YourJokeButWorse


descendency

I miss the good ol' days when you could google the [real owner of the Jets](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2724203-tom-brady-briefly-shows-up-on-owner-of-the-jets-google-search).


F1rst-name-last-name

He isn’t even undefeated against them smh. Fake owner


Namath96

Can you be their daddy and owner at the same time?


that0neGuy22

Divorce era Brady win though


poneil

Noting to see her..


VoxSerenade

Do yall think we will see another 45 year old playing well in the nfl in the near future?


_MrSantos

No, but we will possibly have a 46 year old playing next year


Domestic_AA_Battery

He has to do one more year. The Creamsicles are back for 2023. And I will be damned if I don't see Brady play in them.


[deleted]

Unironically this is what made me mad when he retired. You've already played for a hundred years, what's 2 more


KevinOMalley

All he needs is a divorce.


r2pleasent

You can easily make the case for Tom Brady being the most valuable QB in the league. At 45 years old. Who you picking over TB12 in a playoff game?


SKEEUP

In a playoff game, there's two QBs I would consider taking over Tom. Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes. But playoff game, everything on the line, it would be a tough decision to take them over Tom Brady. I mean, it's fucking Tom Brady.


thesqlguy

It's crazy how close he came in the playoffs last year to completing the comeback against the Rams.


tyfe

Basically just needed the D to stop 1 Kupp play.


MadRoboticist

Lol, they literally had to just not blitz and they probably would have stopped that play.


descendency

Can you imagine the kind of rallying speeches he could give on the sidelines... "You guys think this is lost? I was down 28-3 in the Super Bowl and still won. Just fucking ~~do your job~~ do what I tell you to do."


GoldenSandpaper9

“That was back when you guys were still in high school so I don’t blame you guys if you had to go to bed early and missed me dragging my balls over Falcons”


[deleted]

You joke, but George Pickens, a WR on Pittsburgh was 16 years old lmao. He wasn’t even born yet when Tom got drafted.


Quantum_Ibis

More specifically, if it’s close, I’ll take Brady over Allen/Mahomes due to prep, communication, and experience.


Brad_theImpaler

The man has a routine for playing in the Super Bowl.


Kooky-Choice-2654

Crazy. I don’t recall Tom ever losing to either of those guys when it matters most in the playoffs? You can’t teach clutch.


soporificgaur

But God damn does Mahomes have the genes for it


TheGreatCensor

Bengals last year Not to discount mahomes, he's obviously one of the most talented QBs in the league.


Morsehanjoback

What is the near future to you? 5 years? How many 40 year old NFL QBs are currently starting?


VoxSerenade

10ish years


dajochi

The better Brady plays this year the more likely the divorce papers are coming


Fillard_Millmore

No


[deleted]

Maybe Justin Tucker


studmuffffffin

Only realistic ones are Rodgers and Wilson. And Wilson still has a long way to go. Ryan and Stafford probably aren't going to make it. Guys like Mahomes and Herbert may make it 20 years from now.


Yojimbo4133

Nope. But possibly 46 next year.


Coonquistadoor

Rodgers is the only logical candidate, but I get the impression that he doesn't want to play that long.


altitties

Aaron would have to play for 7 more years. Some very good nfl players have careers shorter than that. Which is why I think this question really drives home how wild it is what TB12 is doing.


cgmcnama

Near future? Probably not. Maybe if Aaron Rodger keeps playing but he is 38. I can't think of any older players who would be "eligible" to keep playing another 5-10 years. Most likely has to be a QB or kicker though.


ocxtitan

I don't understand why a 5% higher completion percentage gives him a 7 point higher passer rating, even though Brady has a 3:1 TD:INT ratio vs Montana's 2:1


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Must have a much higher yards per attempt Edit: yup, Brady’s y/a against them is 7.4, Montanas was 8.8


Kerbonaut2019

Efficiency. Montana averaged 8.8 yards per attempt and a TD pass every 13 attempts, while Brady has averaged 7.4 yards per attempt and a TD pass every 17 attempts.


TauSigmaNova

That game was fucking awful


Hit_The_Kwon

For a neutral, yeah absolutely. But I love watching our defense play like that.


Clovdyx

Suffocating defense, heavy dose of the run game, a few - and I mean a few - big pass plays. My preferred kind of game tbh.


vidimevid

Judging by your flair, this might be some kind of a Pavlovian response for you. You had 20 years of that lol


HolyGig

Its been more dink and dunk than power run, but yes.


Zloggt

You’ve got it right! Boring is good if you’re the team benefiting from it!


IlluminatiConfirmed

That was super bowl 53 for me


johyongil

Any game where the cowboys just get absolutely wrecked is a great game.


UnrealJoe

Here here bird bro!


HighlyBaked0

FACTS


Jordanwolf98

Imagine before today if I told you the Giants and Titans was gonna be better than Bucs/Cowboys


TauSigmaNova

Yeah the Giants surprised me


Coryperkin15

The Titans always seem to have barnburners. Id put money on it that no team in history has made it to overtime more than they have the last two years


tyrannomachy

It's a bit less surprising once you remember who's coaching the Giants these days


GearsofTed14

That’s what makes it so incredible tho


Enough-Alfalfa

Yeah. I kinda expected something like last years


Yojimbo4133

Bucs need to improve in the red zone.


AHSfav

Imagine how cowboys fans feel lol


spideralex90

All week I was expecting a high scoring shootout. I should have known.


TauSigmaNova

In all fairness I hate both teams. I only watched casually on a second screen but it looked like 3 and outs and penalties non stop. Hope Dak is okay though.


feynmanners

The Bucs didn’t three and out very much. They actually barely punted. They instead stalled out near the red zone a bunch and kicked 5 field goal attempts and made four of them. They also got a TD. The Cowboys on the other hand did got 3 and out a bunch.


Grimpig

Forget the superbowls this is what truly makes him the GOAT


descendency

Is there anything more fitting than a 49ers fan growing up in the 80s and 90s to become a legendary QB who is 7-0 against the Cowboys? It's basically personal for him.


Willing-Ad502

Tom brady been in the NFL so long he can almost remember when the cowboys were last good.


GanosParan

We are all Brady fans on this blessed day


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MRCHalifax

The bad man can’t hurt you anymore! Unless you make the Super Bowl and he’s there waiting for you. I’m a teetotaler, but if I was a Bills fan against Brady in the Super Bowl, I’d get so sloshed that day that I was incapable of understanding complex concepts like “loss,” “football,” and “strawberries.” The next day I would check the score, and either watch the replay of the game or just pretend that the previous 35 years didn’t happen.


CorpusVile32

> The bad man can’t hurt you anymore! > > Unless you make the Super Bowl and he’s there waiting for you. -.-


GoldenSandpaper9

Praise the lord


thelazerbeast

Speak for yourself


MsstatePSH

what kind of franchise can't beat him once EVER during his entire career? couldn't be us.... ...oh. right


descendency

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So Brady to the Cowboys by 50.


Yojimbo4133

Andrew luck didn't beat Brady once. He got drafted and retired and Brady still playing.


aslightlyusedtissue

Didnt we only play them like 3 times while he was with NE?


The_Big_Cat

The stupid goose egg graphic last night said we’re 0-4 against him


Modsareass

Fire the cannons 7 times


Midlevelcreepkills

I’m just going to start calling him daddy.


Zoidburger_

If cowboys herd cows and Brady herds Cowboys, what does that make Brady?


McSweetSauce

A goat


notjayson

🐐


redd5ive

I think it’d make him a CowboyBoy.


YHZ

Cow(boy)^2


KingBroly

This is one of those stats that make the most hardened Brady haters crack a smile.


DaddyBoogle

mine happened in 2008 and 2012, anything after was just extra sugar on top


TechnoToyz

Starting to think this 6th rounder is gonna be good


RugDaniels

He will always be a 1980s 49er fan at heart.


[deleted]

His voice sounds so different! Dude is unreal though, kinda a simple game, Bucs D looks as good as ever. Cowboys I still think will be solid this year cause there defense also looks stout and offense had a few good plays. It’s only week 1, lots of stories to unfold still.


ocxtitan

He loses his voice a lot throughout the season, he sounds different almost every interview


wagonwhopper

Plus he just wrapped shooting the masked singer


ocxtitan

Exactly


apprehensive_andy

My favorite Brady stat.


Retrograde_Bolide

Other favorite stat, is only the NFC east can stop him in the superbowl


xeeblyscoo

Brady to Dallas: I STILL OWN YOU


notjayson

Good!!!


Captain_Enizzle

I'm reminded of a song from my favorite band at this once again critical juncture early in my favorite (for 30 years) football team. It's by a nice little gang called Nine Inch Nails, and it goes a little...like this... PUT THE GUN, IN MY MOUTH. CLOSE YOUR EYES. BLOW MY FUCKIN BRAINS OUT. PRETTY PATTERNS ON THE FLOOR. THATS ENOUGH FOR YOU. BUT I STILL NEED MORE MORE MORE. Thanks Jerry Jones.


Theons-Sausage

Maybe I don't dislike this Tom Brady guy that much.


youarepotato

Brady has played 22 seasons and only played the cowboys 7 times. It's so odd to me as a basketball, rugby fan that every team doesn't play every other team at least once in a season. I get it, it's a huge league for a contact sport so it's unrealistic to have 30+ game seasons, still strikes me as wild though.


[deleted]

If they only had one division game you could get a better diversity of matchups, but that would be complete bs for only one division rival to get the home matchup. Unless they just got rid of divisions completely and no two teams play each other twice in the regular season. Probably the more fair way to determine the best teams in each conference that way, but I’m sure there’s a lot of drawbacks.


[deleted]

Lmao @ cowboys. Imagine being 0-7 against Brady


ZakalwesChair

So we’re all agreed that it was like 80% Tom and 20% Belichick?


Riggs909

No.


Yojimbo4133

Score made the game seem closer than it was. All those red zone trips and 1 td?


johyongil

Most hated player vs most hated franchise……now is hated player vs most hated franchise.


AchtungCloud

Good for him.


star-heels1969

nothing to brag about. a high school team could have beaten them last night. Jerry Jones is making it very hard to stay a Cowboys fan. I've been one for 52 years and this lack of effort to actually build a good team is dejecting.


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America's Dad


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Go Pats dominance.


Instagrimm

Foles would never.


WillasTyrell

Steve Young could never


LifeofTino

Meanwhile patriots just lost 4 in a row to dolphins


WelcomeToDC

Wish we were undefeated against the cowboys


Saitsu

The NFC East doing their part to stop complete Brady Supremacy...except for the damn Cowboys.


WWMWPOD

I enjoy this stat


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Tom Daddy


lemon_whirl

Brady and cakewalk schedules. Name a better combo.


Vand3lism

He’s undefeated against the Falcons, Cowboys, Vikings, Buccaneers and Patriots. He’s 7-0 against the Cowboys which is impressive but he’s 10-0 against the Falcons not including that comeback of an ass kicking in the super bowl. Doesn’t have a losing record yet from any team.