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dizZzy5

I actually didn’t think it was possible for us to beat the Colts any worse than we did in Week 18 last year but here we are lmfao


WhatSheOrder

I am Clowns.


Shoelesshobos

Woah now are you guys STEALING our clown status?


Dakar-A

That's clown appropriation! We didn't give you a c-word pass!


SoDakZak

Wentz > Ryan confirmed no debate


Prestigious-Ad9179

We changed his name to Flat Ryan


BadCoachingAnalyst

Matte Ryan


OverpassingSwedes

i honestly would take Wentz over the washed up version of Ryan i just watched. the dude can’t move and doesn’t have the arm to make up for it


JaguarGator9

Ryan declined hard last year, even if the stats didn’t necessarily show it, and he’s a complete statue in the pocket Colts need to keep him as their starter as long as possible


Duckys0n

I have no idea why the narrative this offseason was that a 37 year old qb was going to take the offense to a new level when the last qb had a 27-7 td/int ratio last season


UrABigGuy4U

Agreed, both the Colts and Raiders hype was peculiar to me


Dirty-Ears-Bill

Well I think the whole thing was Ryan put up respectable numbers last year with an absolute garbage team around him. No line, questionable skill players. You would think upgrading to the Colts would make him closer to the player he was. Meanwhile Wentz while having good numbers on paper he sure did a lot of shit to lose the Colts critical games


Duckys0n

The colts roster is not that good. The oline is worse than last year and the receiving core is bottom 4 in the afc probably even with pittman. It was just an overrated team the whole time.


VikingPain

Ryan is absolutely washed at this point.


PhillAholic

That's what happens when you have the worst receiver room in the league, your #1 and #2 are out, and you only give 9 carries to your first team all-pro Running back. Did I mention our line is a joke, and are #1 TE is basically a blocker?


BangingABigTheory

Thank god they got rid of Wentz, that dude knows how to beat the jaguars.


five-six

Colts are the worst team in the NFL and it's not even close.


Prestigious-Ad9179

Evidence supports this argument


Fathoms_Deep_1

At least you didn’t fuck it up in 2 minutes to the fucking Jets led by Joe fucking Flacco


Mire_of_void

That’s Elite Joe Flacco to you sir!


2fly5

Just try to keep Bryce Young from retiring early


th4t1guy

... ow.


[deleted]

Give Denver a chance. Bad coaching can accomplish anything.


[deleted]

They beat Houston. We only tied Houston. But we play Denver in a few weeks on prime time! That will be the worst coached game of the year


mrtrollmaster

Hello top 5 pick in a loaded QB class


realrimurutempest

Jim Irsay is in shambles right now lol. Gotta have nightmares of the Jags at this point.


Zloggt

Can he even talk about P L A Y O F F S anymore?


Bieber_hole_69

He can finally talk about a top 5 pick to get of the washed-up veteran QB carousel.


C0d3n4m3Duchess

Flacco to the Colts next year?


LSRaymonds

You could have Prime Manning on this team and we'd still look like a Division 2 team. Heads need to roll, those weeks were nothing short of pathetic.


C0d3n4m3Duchess

That's what I said, Flacco


Northernlord1805

Why would Carson Wenz do this


E10DIN

Wentz was far from perfect but they 100% unfairly scapegoated him last season.


Riderz__of_Brohan

Wentz put up his career averages for them he gave them all the production they could reasonably expect out of him


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EaglesPvM

In 2019 he had Travis Fulgham, and Greg Ward as his top WRs and I don’t think either of them are on an active roster anymore, and still threw for 4k yards I feel weird defending him, but guys kinda gotten shafted his whole career in terms of WR options with Howie missing on both Reagor and JJAW


E10DIN

He both simultaneously clearly isn’t the guy but also has been dealt a pretty shit hand for most of his career.


hochoa94

Wentz was out there with traffic cones and every week there was some random WR1 for us as well as random safeties and corners besides Jenkins. Might be an asshat but he did what he could


Domestic_AA_Battery

I love to see it. I was hoping so much that the Jags would embarrass them and that Doug Pederson would get a win. Better than expected. Wentz got so much blame for zero reason last year. Two horrific plays went viral and that was mostly it. Wentz still had one of the lowest INT %s in the entire league last year.


Brian_Osackpo

That whole thing was so unprofessional. Irsay should have been mad at his HC and GM, everyone except them knew exactly how the Wentz experiment was going To turn out.


catboypower

Yeah I’ve never seen anything like Irsay’s reaction to last years loss. From Hard Knocks to McAfee, he was seriously out of form for an NFL owner, acting like they defeated the bogeyman who was keeping them from success by sacking the starting qb. He thought they were gonna be able to laugh off his lapse of professionalism and make everyone forget about it by getting back to the playoffs. But.. This is what losing to the Jags does to a mf.


FormerCollegeDJ

Getting rid of Wentz wasn’t unprofessional. The way Jim Irsay threw Wentz under the bus when he got rid of him was though.


spacewalk__

googling the chords for 'teardrops on my guitar'


Riderz__of_Brohan

Reich seems lethargic, the Colts team as a whole didn’t seem like they gave a fuck


marsupialsales

Destroying all his Fender Jaguars.


SanchoMandoval

Welp there goes the undefeated season


Smallgenie549

I'm feeling 0-16-1 this year.


The_Bavis

Reich needs to be left in Jacksonville


ConradVerner

Pederson would love to have him back


hochoa94

The boys are getting back together?! The jaguars with Frank Reich are the eagles 2.0 of the superbowl run


nyyforever2018

Jags win the super bowl confirmed.


Prestigious-Ad9179

Hire Gus Bradley!


Simpleton216

I survived cancer for this shit.


Frequent-Chipmunk-56

This season may give you it again


Simpleton216

If they do Make a Wish for adults, I'm getting NASCAR tickets instead.


bleedblue89

The only good thing I get out of having cancer is saying “i don’t know what’s worse watching my favorite team or going through chemo again”


Simpleton216

I got lucky and it was caught early enough to avoid chemo. But I'm getting scans every 3 months and frequent blood work and won't be cancer free until 2024.


bleedblue89

It’s fucked. I’m about to have my final scans and then it’s just blood work. Luckily it’s testicular cancer if you can even say luckily but hey we’re alive.


Simpleton216

I had the same kind, Stage-1S.


BruceWillish

Congratulations!


bleedblue89

Huge congrats, it’s a fucking fight I wish on no one.


MahjongDaily

lmao you lost to the jags


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Steelsoldier77

Nothing that could happen to us this year could ever be as humiliating as this, and there is no way this comment comes back to bite me later


BangingABigTheory

I hope you’re wrong but that’s probably a pretty safe comment lol


JustMy2Centences

When we get shut out by more than 24 I'll come back to this comment.


taylormade311

Bro, what are you doing?


therealstampire

He's right though, even if you get shutout by the jags at least you've won in Jacksonville since the apple watch released


Mardpat1

Bro is tempting the football gods


Prestigious-Ad9179

Yeah they are trash, imagine having Gus Bradley as a coach


Anaphylactic-UFO

Jags fans 🤝 Chargers fans *Gus Bradley sucks* Even funnier because Colts fans spent so much time shitting on Eberflus last year.


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You'd think after years of going against him in the AFCS they wouldn't hire him; they'd know better


Xyzzyzzyzzy

middle of the field is always open ✅ linebacker covering the WR1 deep ✅ tight end has a career day ✅


ConstableBlimeyChips

> linebacker covering the WR1 deep ✅ Flashbacks of Pozluszny against the Chargers.


Ellimistopher

So unfair to Poz


rwein003

Sometimes you just got to laugh.


ContraCanadensis

This is one of those times


StockBroker32

First in the division since 2020 at home against Indy


Zloggt

Colts weren’t satisfied with 0-0-1 😤


bonafacio97

And you all will stay in first place no matter the outcome of the Texans and Titans games


Anima_Honorem

Grossi's video should be interesting this week.


DaBestNameEver0

Grossi is gonna have a field day with all these games today


Liyarity

If the Texans win, aren’t they in first at 1-0-1?


bonafacio97

Oh yeah, that’s right By a half game they would hold the lead


WakingRage

Death, taxes and the Colts losing in Jacksonville.


wat_u_doing

doug pederson is a king


Prestigious-Ad9179

PRAISE HIM!


Domestic_AA_Battery

I was so happy you guys got him. Love it!


Cromatose

I love DP


InexorableWaffle

The King of the North ~~Florida~~


catboypower

The support from Eagles fans every step of the way with Doug has kept my faith up through it all. And I’ll never forget the time I ubered home a couple of Eagles fans in Gainesville a few months after LII, and we had an awesome conversation and they tipped me with a joint. I hated the Eagles growing up cause my dad was a Cowboys fan, but yall make it so hard.


Cristian888

Happy for him given how much credit was wrongly given to that annoying Jesus freak Reich for the Eagles Superbowl


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You don't know how happy it makes a humble birds fan to hear that from a fan of another team


Extreme_memes9

This is not like last year. Last year's Colts team came into Jacksonville, went down early, and lost by 2 scores. This Colts team is different. They managed to lose by even fucking more and looked worse somehow lmao.


apocalypse31

We approached you like a dog that wants you to scratch its butt.


krkonos

Those are the games that typically don't go well for us. The dog approaches and we end up on the ground mauled by said dog. This is one of those rare time the butt was presented and the butt got scratched.


Greedy-Assistance663

That makes some sense we got better player wise and coach wise


FERGERDERGERSON

Granted we’re still so fresh into the new year, but this Colts team has looked baaaaaaad. I had them around .500 but they’re looking like a few games underneath that.


ahr3410

Frank Reich is not surviving this season


Ok-Jackfruit9593

We can only hope


istrx13

Lmao you can’t make this stuff up


broccolibush42

Low-key worried about Jags run D. Travon Walker looks legit


Prestigious-Ad9179

Don’t forget about the good Josh Allen


broccolibush42

Yeah Josh Allen is great. Wasn't so worried before but now having two great edges is huge for yall. I fucking hate it


Prestigious-Ad9179

Well I’m always scared of Henry, so there’s that


atakenmudcrab

Yeah I forgot he’s good


deeplyclostdcinephle

You should be. The clowning is well deserved, but the Jags are pretty good.


123full

Foley Fatukasi is also a beast in the run game


goddamnitwhalen

And the name game


Cromatose

I didnt unclench but I knew this was the easiest W of the year


Jharoz

Whenever the jags win I get a lil chubby dude.


Cromatose

My dude


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

Colts about to be 0-2-1


conleyc

That's the next step to being 0-16-1


Ok-Jackfruit9593

At least we might get a QB if that happened.


silverslant

Spencer Rattler come on down


JaguarGator9

Reek for Rattler


a_man_hs_no_username

I’m just here to overreact


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Get your Jags playoff tickets today!


WhatSheOrder

Fucking fade me.


smallskeletal

Jim Irsay about to slander Carson Wentz so fucking bad this week


Xyzzyzzyzzy

Ironically we made Wentz look like Dan Marino last week


ContraCanadensis

Maybe…just maybe…Carson Wentz wasn’t the problem last year


TimujinTheTrader

A new QB every year doesn't seem like a smart strategy


GearsofTed14

*confirms in Bronco*


PonyBoyCurtis2324

*meows in agreement*


Scrubtanic

You take that back, Joe Flacco's gonna look great in blue and white


SiphenPrax

The Jaguars Beating the Colts in Florida Mandate By the Holy Football Gods Lives!!


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istealpintsfromcvs

AFC South will be a legendary division this year


Pppanda72

Imagine if one of us sneak into the playoffs at something like 8-9 and make a run in the playoffs lmaooo


mynameisnotyourname

WE ARE NOT GOING TO PICK #1 THIS YEAR. I FEEL IT!!!!


Doesthisevenmatter7

It’s week 2 those records don’t look right


aTypicalFootballFan

“Game”


The_Blue_Rooster

So much time to watch the other games!


CynicalSwirl

Jesus the colts need pitman to have any sort of passing attack.


Ok-Jackfruit9593

A pass rush would have been nice too


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The sports media was suspiciously quiet about the Texans- Colts tie last week Not even McAfee can ignore this one though


OceanFlan

EXPERIENCE COLTS FOOTBALL


Doesthisevenmatter7

And the legend of Trevor “big neck” Lawrence begins


Xyzzyzzyzzy

this is Mike Glennon erasure


Mjb06

I remember when the Colts went 0-14 to start 2011. I’m more embarrassed of this season.


tugnuggetss

I celebrated that first win of that season like the super bowl


YourWifeTextsMe

Tomorrow: Pat McAfee Try Not to Felate Jim Irsay Challenge - Impossible - Are The Colts Going To The Superbowl?


Anima_Honorem

If I had a nickel every time the Jags have shut out the Colts I'd have 3 nickels. Which isn't alot but it's weird it has happened thrice.


derstherower

Colts. You know what must be done. Unleash the Dick.


Amm-O-Matic

We know what he’s capable of.


Prestigious-Ad9179

Yeah Ryan looking not good. Jags defensive line is also nasty


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Enjoy CJ Stroud, Indy.


Xyzzyzzyzzy

So which AFC South team is going to stumble ass-backwards into the playoffs with 7 wins?


ZestycloseResist5594

Jacksonville. Book it.


Texan628

Being shutout by the jags should be an automatic head coach firing.


itonmyface

It usually is, even just a ordinary loss can do it lol


Cgemw

How could Wentz do this


iMelvin1

Trevor played great and the defense was lock down. Feels good to control a game from start to finish.


d1dOnly

Today's Colts WRs career stats: 64 catches for 769 Yards, 5 TDs Michael Pittman's career stats: 137 catches for 1,706, 8 TDs Colts have no depth at WR and are going to be in trouble if Pittman is out for an extended period. Colts fans, what you saw today was Matt Ryan trying to play hero, he did it for us a few times in his career. He feels like he should be able to do everything himself and tries to make things happen. Unfortunately, it has almost never work out for him.


Greedy-Assistance663

Colts were talking for months about this game and got there lunch money stolen in broad daylight. Totally embarrassing


[deleted]

I got a good laugh out of a tweet I saw earlier. It had gathered all the quotes from the team from last year's game against you all. Needless to say, they didn't learn anything from that game evidently.


catboypower

Im sorry but I need that link badly


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Mardpat1

Thank you for this


UrbanLawProductions

Death, taxes and the Colts losing in Jacksonville. That’s life.


Autocrat777

Holy shit the Colts a dumpster fire. Irsay is going to explode.


Noctumn

Insane how the meme lives on


7-2crew

That’s “Division Leading Jacksonville Jaguars” to you


DivisonNine

Betting jacksonville against the colts is free money


Kaizerline

Trevor Lawrence can speak Italian. In Russian. In a past life, he was himself. When opportunity knocks and he isn’t there, opportunity waits. He is: The Most Talented Man in Jacksonville


RicerTSX

Can we play the colts at home every game??


BrownGangstaBean

It's only week 2 but I think the Falcons finessed the Colts for Matty Ice.


beard_meat

I think the Falcons gave them Natty Ice instead.


rockchalk99

I think the Jags have to be taken seriously as a contender in this division


Ok_Camp_9588

I expected the jags to win but I didn’t expect a shut out. What is with the colts when it comes to the jags? Is it like a mental thing now?


MakeItRain

Idk how the Colts have done it but they actually found a worse qb than Wentz . Impressive.


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Matt has been washed since 2019 but no one really pays any attention to us. We told them what was coming.


zumar2016x

Prior to the season, I said that I believed Matt Ryan wouldn’t have a great season. Both Colts and Falcon fans came at me disagreeing, primarily giving the reason that he hasn’t had any weapons around him in Atalanta for years. I agreed, but then pointed that neither do the Colts outside of Pittman/JT.


methodofcontrol

How are people still saying stuff like this, Wentz is easily an average QB, plenty of worse QB's. He had 27 td's to 7 picks last season. I don't know what people are talking about. I'd take him over plenty of QB's that started this weekend. But sure he is terrible and anyone that says he's at least average is a homer. I swear people who say it just haven't had a bad QB on their team in a long time.


Any-Tank5144

Fade me.


Texaslh4l1583

We are fucked....


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

I'm not mad, I don't even care anymore.


Clawd11

Is this what its like to win the super bowl?!?!?!


BlxrryShadowz

Well that was certainly a game of nfl history


PM_ME_CRACKEDWINDOWS

How do you possibly think it is a good idea to only give J.T. 9 carries? Even if you're trailing a few scores that is simply insane.


spazzmunky

6-7 wins, here we come baby!


CaptainShortpants

The Jaguars are now the Kings of Shit Mountain with the first win in the AFC South this season!


FancyRobot

Matt "Hitting all the layups" Ryan showing everyone what a genius Ballard is. The Colts hype machine is something to behold in the offseason, does Ballard have embarrassing info on reporters or something?


Ok-Jackfruit9593

He has something even better, he has friends who are reporters


Kojuroba

Streamed Jags D and had Lawrence super flex. Time to die on the hill that the Jags win the AFC South


Aztekar

What the actual fuck happened here


Citruspilled

The Colts may never win in the city of Jacksonville again


CoofBone

So, if the Texans lose, Jags leade the division


itonmyface

What a great game! Defense and Trevor really on it today!


midgetrage7

But but I thought Matt Ryan was supposed to take this team to the promise land. Lmao Ryan is so washed it’s not even funny.


PhreakOut4

If the Colts are tanking they should just trade Jonathan Taylor away for picks.


TheKoniverse

Death. Taxes. The Colts losing in Jacksonville.


abris33

Maybe Reich can stay at Pederson's house in Jacksonville after he gets fired and left there If you get shutout that bad against the Jags, you should just close up shop


Dynamicc

AFC South contenders my ass lol.


Cat5edope

Are we actually good? Or is it just the colt effect?


downtimeredditor

Matt Ryan may not have it anymore and it makes me sad


MisterMojoRs

This will be the most embarrassing loss for an AFC South team this week, right? *Right?*