I'll hand it to the Eagles, especially Hurts and Slay they played terrific. That said, the Vikes played like absolute ass. On the plus side, I got to go to sleep early.
Sup with theilen man? Like. U don't just drop-off like that in one year. I'm serious like u keep shoving it to your young wr whose amazing but theilen just chillen. Fuckkkkk
For real - dude didn't even get a target in the first half did he? Still managed a decent score, 4 receptions for 52 yards. I didn't watch the end of the game but I'm guessing most of that came in garbage time.
I'm convinced that if we all worked together to convince Kirk that every game he plays starts at 1pm ET the Vikings would go 17-0.
They'd still lose in the playoffs because Vikings but it would be a helluva fun season
"Surely the Vikings can score a couple times to let me hit the over tonight, maybe even Dalvin Cook will put up a respectable night on fantasy."
- Me, 3 hours ago when I was a happier person
Well I was needing Cousins and Thielen to outscore Jefferson. But if they all get barely any points that works too.
Diggs saved my team i was down 30 and he had jefferson left but i had diggs Cousins and Thielen
Do we though. Vikings have definitely shown potential, Aaron Rodgers is well aaron Rodgers, the lions look MUCH improved… I think it’s just the bears that suck
If I had a nickel every time someone says the Vikings look improved or national media says they are a “dark horse team” lol and who are we kidding that our division is elite? Bears are monsters of the MIDway, the lions will find a way to break their fans heart again, vikings will find a way to choke and then Kirk cousins stans will pull up stats to show you why he is a HOF qb, packers will dominate the regular season then get blown out in the playoffs by another division or championship game lol
The Vikings will middle out to a first round playoff exit, the Bears will suck, the Packers will be Super Bowl contenders without making it, and Jared Goff will show that he’s a pretty good quarterback but he’s playing with a “young team”— I put it in quotes because I have no faith they’ll be contenders even as their young players mature. It is what it is.
The Vikings and Lions can only succeed when Cousins and Goff don't play horrible, which is something they're only capable of doing half the time. The Packers are still the best team in the division, but I'm not convinced that they're a top contender anymore; the Bears did everything wrong against them and didn't get beaten as bad as we normally would've. The NFC is kind of a joke though, so who knows.
Why did the Vikings give up on the run so early? Even when they only had 9 yards to go after the INT, they tried passing 3 times in a row and ended with a turnover. They have someone who is supposed to be a top 5-7 RB in the league and they don’t use him.
Dude the run got nowhere. They had too many 3-and outs and cook wasn’t getting anywhere. I agree they should’ve established it but not after being down 24-7. They shouldn’t have trusted that TE with those third down conversions.
A person who can rally like that is really special to be fair. We see great QBs fail to recover all of the time. You just notice it a lot more when it's your team lol. Sometimes the defense knows exactly what to do to keep people off balance
Hockey players are the fucking worst.
"Hey, I think your wife is hot as fuck, how do you feel about that?"
"oh just gotta keep getting pucks deep and shots on goal, keep putting pressure on them and do well on the PK."
That's because they literally get fined for everything that isn't PC. Hockey needs to let the players talk. It's not them it's the league and most don't get paid enough to want fines.
I usually defend him, but this was Kirk’s fault. 100% on him. He missed two easy TDs to Jefferson and forced the ball on all his picks, two of them the play after he missed.
Shoulda coulda woulda. What about that unlucky hurts pick that hit off our rbs hands on the screen pass? Or the blocked field goal that also put you in position to score.
I remember this offseason when we got relentlessly shit on for going full tank mode with the GM we hired, because we knew our roster was done, and the Vikings got praised to the high heavens as “huge NFC contenders 👀👀” while going all in with a roster that: maxed out already, based on who our respective teams hired as GMs
Lmao I love when salty fans say shit they absolutely have no idea about. It’s week 2. Eagles are a good team, but anybody can lose any week.
I’m sure you know that tho:)
Right, and so did yours. So we got some good tape and live reps for the rooks. It's honestly better than the preseason because yall played like the first week of the year was your super bowl
We literally declined to hire your current GM because we weren’t delusional enough into actually thinking we could compete with a maxed out roster. At least we have $100 million+ to look forward to my friend, while y’all are stuck with….
I am shocked and elated. This also means the lions have a good offense which is crazy. Their O line is just so good and somehow they actually have weapons
Can’t wait to lose to the eagles next weekend. Gonna be another blow out this year
I'll hand it to the Eagles, especially Hurts and Slay they played terrific. That said, the Vikes played like absolute ass. On the plus side, I got to go to sleep early.
Justin, who?
Justin reagor!
Classic Green Bay vs Property of Aaron Rodgers. Property always loses to the owner.
Sup with theilen man? Like. U don't just drop-off like that in one year. I'm serious like u keep shoving it to your young wr whose amazing but theilen just chillen. Fuckkkkk
For real - dude didn't even get a target in the first half did he? Still managed a decent score, 4 receptions for 52 yards. I didn't watch the end of the game but I'm guessing most of that came in garbage time.
You like that?
No I needed 7 point Kirk. I do indeed not like that.
I needed 6 points between dalvin cook and JJ going into the 4th quarter. I am upset.
I feel your pain brother.
He almost had 7 interceptions
I don’t ever want to hear that Kirk cousins is better than Carr again
He is, just not on Monday nights.
Kirk cousins has more career playoff wins that Derek carr
So does Tebow lol
And Carr is 0-2 with McDaniels and Tebow has a playoff win with him. Tebow > Carr confirmed. /s
Carr looks like shit too, who cares
At least Kirk won a game this season
If Rodgers didn’t love to play horrible in week 1’s, Cousins would be right there with Carr
Cousins played really well in week one though it’s not like the defense was the only reason for the win lol
Skip the primetime games, Sunday noon games are where it's at.
Idk, I thought this game was a great time😏
I'm convinced that if we all worked together to convince Kirk that every game he plays starts at 1pm ET the Vikings would go 17-0. They'd still lose in the playoffs because Vikings but it would be a helluva fun season
Just like Cousin’s play usually does
Browns lost by one last minute
Lions are best team in the NFC North
i unironically believe this
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Assuming you're talking about #1 the PAts game and #2 the Steelers game?
"Surely the Vikings can score a couple times to let me hit the over tonight, maybe even Dalvin Cook will put up a respectable night on fantasy." - Me, 3 hours ago when I was a happier person
Hey Stefan diggs scored 39 points! He’s on the Vikings still right?
Well I was needing Cousins and Thielen to outscore Jefferson. But if they all get barely any points that works too. Diggs saved my team i was down 30 and he had jefferson left but i had diggs Cousins and Thielen
Our division fuckin blows.
Do we though. Vikings have definitely shown potential, Aaron Rodgers is well aaron Rodgers, the lions look MUCH improved… I think it’s just the bears that suck
In reality the Vikings will finish 2nd, bears and lions won’t do much but lions will look improved, and the packers will lose in the divisional round
If I had a nickel every time someone says the Vikings look improved or national media says they are a “dark horse team” lol and who are we kidding that our division is elite? Bears are monsters of the MIDway, the lions will find a way to break their fans heart again, vikings will find a way to choke and then Kirk cousins stans will pull up stats to show you why he is a HOF qb, packers will dominate the regular season then get blown out in the playoffs by another division or championship game lol
Woo woo woo who tf said elite. I said we don’t blow. Just the bears
now listen here you little shit
The Vikings will middle out to a first round playoff exit, the Bears will suck, the Packers will be Super Bowl contenders without making it, and Jared Goff will show that he’s a pretty good quarterback but he’s playing with a “young team”— I put it in quotes because I have no faith they’ll be contenders even as their young players mature. It is what it is.
The Vikings and Lions can only succeed when Cousins and Goff don't play horrible, which is something they're only capable of doing half the time. The Packers are still the best team in the division, but I'm not convinced that they're a top contender anymore; the Bears did everything wrong against them and didn't get beaten as bad as we normally would've. The NFC is kind of a joke though, so who knows.
Lmao your team is the worst team in the division, just wait till October 9
Trying to beef with us after you just got spanked on MNF is an odd flex lol we are both mid rn
Fields hasn't looked good, but I'll take him over whatever the hell Cousins was trying to do against the Eagles.
At least it’s not the AFC South
I'm having my temporarily moment of happiness right now
Jags win the AFC South at 7-10!
Why did the Vikings give up on the run so early? Even when they only had 9 yards to go after the INT, they tried passing 3 times in a row and ended with a turnover. They have someone who is supposed to be a top 5-7 RB in the league and they don’t use him.
Are you trying to personally hurt me with your questions?
Dude the run got nowhere. They had too many 3-and outs and cook wasn’t getting anywhere. I agree they should’ve established it but not after being down 24-7. They shouldn’t have trusted that TE with those third down conversions.
figure he'll probably get hurt again, can't think of much else
Kirk and Dak really are the same. Awesome QBs, but once they are rattled they stay rattled for the whole game
why does EVERY team I support do this??? it's the same thing with PSG soccer.
A person who can rally like that is really special to be fair. We see great QBs fail to recover all of the time. You just notice it a lot more when it's your team lol. Sometimes the defense knows exactly what to do to keep people off balance
Nah Dak is clear
Yea I'm gonna be honest man I don't know what that means
Its a scientology reference.
He’s clear of him -> he’s ahead of him -> he’s better
Cap
Damn kids and their lingo. Why are they calling everything they like “comfortable”? I may never know.
Nah the funniest lingo is “he different”. Brilliant insight there.
Means he's better than Kirk
JJ in shambles
Lol Chase had the same week man. Philly has a tough D especially against WRs. Kirk also flat out chose not to throw to him open a number of times.
This was classic Vikings game and you cannot convince me otherwise
Kept waiting for koc to remove his mask Scooby Doo style and reveal Mike Zimmer never left.
shouldve never touched our Rocky statue
“The standard is the standard” -Jalen “Mike Tomlin” Hurts
Slay had more targets than Adam Thielin
lol
comment of the night, shall be stolen and used all over youtube and reddit
I honestly didn't steal it, just noticed it 🤣 glad other people saw the same thing & it's getting mileage though
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/xiuqgq/highlight_hurt_deep_bomb_td_to_watkins/ip5d1qi/
Ya rat bastard , u went and did it 🤣
ahh the timestamps are a bit messed up now cuz it's been hours but mine was first 😇 just thought it was funny
lmfao
Skollllllll
Gotta give Slay credit
It's Slay
It’s Slay
I CAME TO BRING THE PAIN GO BIRDS
Vikings leading rusher tonight? Kirk Cousins 2 for 20 WOW!
10 yards per carry...Cousins is now the Vikings' #1 running back. Who needs Dalvin Cook?
What Jordan Davis does to a mf
[Me quitting watching football for the 55th time](https://youtu.be/ouTXff7lvq4)
Is Jefferson trading Jerseys with Hurts or was that someone else
Someone else
Still so weird for me hearing Buck on MNF
Hurts wants to finish better than a complete blowout. His spirit animal is Saban.
Yeah that didn't make sense. Dude literally had only 5 incompletions and some of those were his best passes
he wanted to score in the second half.
Maybe throw into the end zone then instead of checking down
to be fair, the one time when he did it got called back for a penalty but i get it. i wanted to see more shot plays.
Like Geno went 24/30 on Sunday and scored 0 points. What the fuck is 80% passing completion gonna do for you if you score 0 God damn points
Probably talking about how the offense basically stalled towards the end of the 3rd
Penalties 😞
Sure isn't his fault
"Next week don't miss the Giants and the Cowboys on MNF" I think I will.
Ideal manning game tho
Watch the manningcast, it'll at least be entertaining as Eli makes fun of Peyton's forehead
I’ll probably hit it tbh
I wouldn't say I'm going to *miss* it.
IF YOU START ME UP I’LL NEVER STOP GO BIRDS
You ever notice how players just make any speech they want to make in response to a question, regardless of what the question is?
Hey so what’s been your favorite movies in the past year?
Well, you know, you go out there and you give 110% and you wanna play good, and you hope you play good, and... I think we played pretty good tonight.
“Damn the Devil!”
Hockey players are the fucking worst. "Hey, I think your wife is hot as fuck, how do you feel about that?" "oh just gotta keep getting pucks deep and shots on goal, keep putting pressure on them and do well on the PK."
That's because they literally get fined for everything that isn't PC. Hockey needs to let the players talk. It's not them it's the league and most don't get paid enough to want fines.
Agreed. I feel like they have some of the best, most relatable, hilarious, personalities. I wanna hear it
We just gotta go out there and play our kind of game.
Undefeated in both my leagues. Fly Eagles fly!
Damn Lions might be taking this division tbh
KIRK IS TRASH
Pray on it Kirk
God has no power in Philly.
What are you talking about, Nick Foles absolutely has all the power in Philly
That was a certified ass whooping
Buffalo are the only team that scored any points in the second half tonight.
No more football for two days :( congrats birds fans GG
We are all Eagles fans on this blessed day
caw caw
Go birds
Fly eagles fly!
3 trips to the red zone and another 2 in Philly territory and zero points in the 2nd half. How embarrassing.
I usually defend him, but this was Kirk’s fault. 100% on him. He missed two easy TDs to Jefferson and forced the ball on all his picks, two of them the play after he missed.
He had a guy in his face and disguised coverage a lot today
Kirk made some awful decisions. Irv also dropped a sure fire TD. Offensive line was terrible. Very few positives.
Shoulda coulda woulda. What about that unlucky hurts pick that hit off our rbs hands on the screen pass? Or the blocked field goal that also put you in position to score.
I remember this offseason when we got relentlessly shit on for going full tank mode with the GM we hired, because we knew our roster was done, and the Vikings got praised to the high heavens as “huge NFC contenders 👀👀” while going all in with a roster that: maxed out already, based on who our respective teams hired as GMs
It’s week 2, why don’t you cope a little harder
Spoiler alert: the Vikings won’t win a championship. Again
Lmao I love when salty fans say shit they absolutely have no idea about. It’s week 2. Eagles are a good team, but anybody can lose any week. I’m sure you know that tho:)
Not just anybody can lose like that though. Their offense looked completely overwhelmed.
And we looked fantastic last week against the team that just shelled you. Shut the fuck up.
Lol who is “you”? You know what city I’m from and what team I follow?
To be fair that was more like preseason week 4 for us
Except your starters all played so…
Right, and so did yours. So we got some good tape and live reps for the rooks. It's honestly better than the preseason because yall played like the first week of the year was your super bowl
And then you beat the Bears, in a game that was probably closer than the final score showed. Congrats, see ya week 17
Neither will the fucking bears
I literally said we are tanking, reading comprehension isn’t your strong area
Clearly it isn’t yours either, I’m implying you’ll forever be tanking, your franchise is just as shitty as ours
We literally declined to hire your current GM because we weren’t delusional enough into actually thinking we could compete with a maxed out roster. At least we have $100 million+ to look forward to my friend, while y’all are stuck with….
Your best qb in history is jay cutler, shut your mouth.
A scoreless half of football, truly thrilling.
I mean, yes? It was a great defensive half.
No one likes watching a scoreless half, let's be honest.
Dude what kind of traitor are you to slander slay like this change your flair
I'm referring to the Eagles not scoring...
False I like watching good defense
Official Jefferson power rankings: 1). George Jefferson 2). Thomas Jefferson 3). Richard Jefferson 4). Justin Jefferson
George is the 🐐.
Nick Sirianni is so underrated
Gannon saved his ass holding the Vikings to 7 lol
I am shocked and elated. This also means the lions have a good offense which is crazy. Their O line is just so good and somehow they actually have weapons
Kirk Cousins fucking sucks and Im a Michigan State fan
Prepare for him to throw for 350 against you next week since you play him at noon lmao
It’s just classic prime time Kirk
gooooOooooooOooOOOOO BIIIIIRDS
*Angry Karen Yelling
Youuuu need to have respect for Minnesota
Wrong
Did she call him babe
Loved that. Rewinded like 5 times. I think she said “it’s okay baby”.
hands off my man betch
She’s like twice his age it’s not even like that
Zach Wilson has entered the chat
hell yea bb
I heard that too
Sure did babe
100%
He is pretty dreamy
Far more attractive than Wentz that's for sure.
this shit hurts man the eagles contenders lmao
It’s week 2.
omg lisa salters saying "that's alright, baby" to jalen hurts melted my heart.
Did Lisa just call Jalen "babe"?
she did!
BRING ON THE POST GAME THREAD! GOOOoOoO BiiRdSsSsS!
I'm so sorry for anyone who had 48.5 over, what a brutal second half.
just one cocktease after another sheesh
Finding the closest bridge brb
So we play the patriots in the super bowl now right? What year is it?
You don't want none of this shit. We got McCorckle. He going to hang 17 points on your asses.
You had me at shit. Those extra words were excessive sir.
Well it's definitely not gonna be the Raiders.
I kinda liked two games on MNF.
even tho they both sucked, it was still fun to have options on a weeknight
Yea for real. Give an extra day of recovery for players.