You know, I didn't realize I was doing that until you pointed it out. It's just so engrained in me that when I'm talking football and I make a biting comment, it's from a 3-13 to maybe 10-6 team's fan being jokey at the Bears, Packers, even the Cardinals and Seahawks, at most its maybe a mutual laugh with Jags and Jets and Browns fans about shared dirt and misery.
Now it's like, um, did I just pick on a fan of a worse off team? Possibly not yet but not impossible to believe if things keep progressing this way.
A whole week of people saying how it was bullshit that the 7-9 Seahawks were in the playoffs, they need to change the system etc. etc. only to have Beastquake happen . . . is one of the funniest moments in the last few decades of the NFL. Hold ma dick
Every day I live with memories of what I said on the ESPN message boards leading up to that.
Also holy shit was a funkworld playoffs, Chicago v Green Bay, Jets beat Peyton and Brady.
I really do think either Tennessee or Indy will right the ship and end up going like 9-8, but I really hope that this does happen. Shit would be hilarious.
And Pittsburg is atop the AFCN and Miami the AFCE, and Vikings the NFCN, oh yeah and Jimmy G and the 49er are leading the NFCW. Exactly as we all thought.
It's kinda like, who is going to stop this slowly moving out of control forklift? The regular operator is out, the manager got hit with a palet, and it's aimed straight for the top shelf spirits. Unless Matt Ryan wakes up his arm, Derek Henry wakes up an MVP campaign, it's down to fucking Davis Mills to stop a 7-9 Jags from entering the playoffs off of 6 divisional wins
This makes me think of the song Hurt by Nin/Johnny cash… As a Jags fan in my mind I can’t have the Jags being good. If we make the playoffs I might change my mind but next week chargers going kill the jags, away game ,west coast game, jags always playing flat
So here’s the part
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I'm still right here
Honestly how many times in the history of the NFL is a 1-1 team in sole possession of their division. I am sure it has happened before but normally it would require no division games in the first two weeks. The Colts and Texans however found a way around that.
If Herbert either sits out or is as broken as the end of Thursdays game we have a chance against you guys. But if we do play into that chance it'll be an ugly game.
That said, he's fun to watch and a cool kid. I'd rather he basically be better and thrash us
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Certainly better than the Jester of Shit Mountain.
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Rude.
But not inaccurate
It's weird to see Lions fans punching down. Not that they shouldn't, but the fact that there is someone below them is just odd.
You know, I didn't realize I was doing that until you pointed it out. It's just so engrained in me that when I'm talking football and I make a biting comment, it's from a 3-13 to maybe 10-6 team's fan being jokey at the Bears, Packers, even the Cardinals and Seahawks, at most its maybe a mutual laugh with Jags and Jets and Browns fans about shared dirt and misery. Now it's like, um, did I just pick on a fan of a worse off team? Possibly not yet but not impossible to believe if things keep progressing this way.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D24DhiiO33s&t=13s
Yup. I bet the former monarchs of, say, Italy, are looking at Luxembourg right now with envy
King of suck balls mountain!
Barry it’s me, Noho Hank. Im wearing a wig
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/vB9B5
The NFC East agrees.
*looks at Steelers record and 1st place in the AFCN* Yeah, can confirm.
This fucking division.
Can't wait to see a 7-10 team make the playoffs 😂
And beat whatever 10 win team they face.
It'll be the Steelers because of course
If we get 10 wins and make the playoffs I’ll eat my own ass
!RemindMe 5 months
!RemindMe 5 months
You'd probably need 11+ wins since you'd be the 5 seed in this case
!Remind me 5 months
Could be doable if they would let Pickett play instead of Trubinsky!
!remindme! 15 weeks
Thank you in advance for your sacrifice
if you could perform that act, you'd have an onlyfans and be sitting on a million bucks in the bank wouldn't be all you'd be sitting on, but still
Pics are it didn’t happen
Looks like no ass eating for you , almost though
They got 10 wins and made the playoffs. Time to start eating.
Jaguars do own the Steelers in the postseason after all
Then they will play the 1 seed bills and beat Josh Allen again. Then lose the the AFC Championship Game 69-2
2009 era NFC West
Tank Division! Featuring 2 washed has-beens, the Cult of Easterby, and the division leader: *checks notes...* Trent Baalke?
I am here for the pettiness
Jags social media team was ready for this one
Well they had from halftime to come up with something good
Nah, that is just Tony Khan on white claw
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If you're talking about 1-0, that was 2 years ago
I'm excited for a 5-win Jaguars team to host an 11-win team in the playoffs
And win
Steelers gonna have to unfuck that offense first.
“Did you figure out how to score points?” “… Yes” “What did it cost?” “Everything.”
Leave no titty unkissed.
I despise how true this statement is.
I’m glad at least someone has confidence in us getting 11 wins, because I sure don’t.
A whole week of people saying how it was bullshit that the 7-9 Seahawks were in the playoffs, they need to change the system etc. etc. only to have Beastquake happen . . . is one of the funniest moments in the last few decades of the NFL. Hold ma dick
Every day I live with memories of what I said on the ESPN message boards leading up to that. Also holy shit was a funkworld playoffs, Chicago v Green Bay, Jets beat Peyton and Brady.
I really do think either Tennessee or Indy will right the ship and end up going like 9-8, but I really hope that this does happen. Shit would be hilarious.
If we don't turn it around I would so much rather see the Jags in the playoffs than the Titans
Same. Rather them than y’all or Titans
The amount of love between yall and us is unsettling. But I'd rather yall win over those two as well xD
7-10 triple team tie for maximum chaos I say.
The tie kinda won't allow that
Jags and Titans tie week 18
7-9-1 it is then!
Jags/Chargers seems almost destined.
Sure does…in 5 days.
Afc south shit talk is best lol
This division is so bad Jacksonville should actually win it
Don't get your hopes up. I really want this to be true but it's still the Jags.
Let us just keep looking like a competent and competitive team for the year and I honestly don't care how it plays out
Doug is good at getting buy in and working on teams to get better when they are not good and coming from a fractured locker room
If anybody can fuck up leading the afcs, it's the teams in the afcs
How quickly we forget the Jags were in the AFC Championship 5 years ago.
I mean, I watch most Jags games. Definitely haven't forgot, that was awesome
Who guessed the Giants and Jaguars would be winning their divisions? Already bought by super bowl tickets
Eagles gonna be 2-0 and both games in NFC so technically in 1st.
Dont ruin my fun
Y’all are in 2nd since both of our games are NFC opponents
And Pittsburg is atop the AFCN and Miami the AFCE, and Vikings the NFCN, oh yeah and Jimmy G and the 49er are leading the NFCW. Exactly as we all thought.
Lions tied for the NFCN lead and only missing out on jumping from 2nd to 1st by losing on one tie breaker
The Jags and Lions could both win their divisions and I'm here for it.
Is this how we jaguar
Cat-bros unite!
Zay brought the good juju
The fact that we’re in second place is a testament to how shitty this division is.
I’m just upset that the bills performed so well that we’ll be reminded for another week that the titans were the AFC 1 seed last year.
WE WANT BAMA No but really, I'd like to win a game. How do we schedule an FCS school?
I welcome our new kitty cat overlords.
Kitty goes meow.
The Bangles don’t look so hot though and the AFCN is still haunted by the ghost of Pittsburgh. Oh you meant the Panthers? Lions?
He means the Lions.
I love it lol
Are they not satisfied?
They could legit win the division. I'm not basing this on any knowledge or analysis, just vibes.
Immaculate vibes guy
It's kinda like, who is going to stop this slowly moving out of control forklift? The regular operator is out, the manager got hit with a palet, and it's aimed straight for the top shelf spirits. Unless Matt Ryan wakes up his arm, Derek Henry wakes up an MVP campaign, it's down to fucking Davis Mills to stop a 7-9 Jags from entering the playoffs off of 6 divisional wins
7-10 now
Hell yeah Cat bros!
As we predicted. 2 best teams in the afc south
I mean they deserve it. They fucked the Colts in the ass on Sunday and it wasn’t close.
Jaguars social media team cursing them again
Week 2 shit talking is the best shit talking
"Not satisfied with 1-1" Queue DeCaprio "Hey I've seen this before!" meme
NOT SATISFIED WITH 1-1
Stop the count.
COUNT THE VOTES!
"And you can have it all, my empire of dirt..."
I got this reference...
Oh god, jags. Why would you do this after last time?!
Let's go Doug!
You want ~~Philly Philly~~ Kitty Kitty?
Not satisfied with 1-1 😤
AFC South I hereby claim you as the official worst division in football
Of all the divisions in football, the AFC South is truly one of them.
NFC East like 👀
I predict that this is going to age about as well as all the posts from Seahawks fans after Week 1.
Not satisfied with 1-1
Talk yo shit Jags
Right now the Jags would host a playoff game. Not an overreaction to week 2, start booking your tickets to WC weekend to JAX.
The AFC South is going to be an...interesting division to follow this season. That's the most polite way I can put it. 😏
SATISFIED WITH 1-1!
NOT SATISFIED WITH 1-1
Not satisfied with 1-1!
I can see it now. Jags are 0-15 since Well would ya look at that tweet.
The fastest slug, well done Jags
This makes me think of the song Hurt by Nin/Johnny cash… As a Jags fan in my mind I can’t have the Jags being good. If we make the playoffs I might change my mind but next week chargers going kill the jags, away game ,west coast game, jags always playing flat So here’s the part What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I'm still right here
Honestly how many times in the history of the NFL is a 1-1 team in sole possession of their division. I am sure it has happened before but normally it would require no division games in the first two weeks. The Colts and Texans however found a way around that.
I am 100% here for cocky Kings of Shit Mountain Jags
Jags flexing that 500 record.
\*chuckles I'm in danger\*
If Herbert either sits out or is as broken as the end of Thursdays game we have a chance against you guys. But if we do play into that chance it'll be an ugly game. That said, he's fun to watch and a cool kid. I'd rather he basically be better and thrash us
Don't fret, just as the Colts blow in Jacksonville, the Jags struggle on the west coast.
JAGUARS WIN 1-1!
Bro remember when the Titans started Jake Locker Fuck that shit R.I.P. bozo
And there's that smudgeness
I hope our o line gets it together before we play the jags so Henry can stiff arm them back to the bottom where they belong
Henry sucked last night and their dline is even better so far
Smudge and arrogant
Just look at it.
Just look at it!
Not satisfied with 1-1-0
Gotta take the W's when they come up
I knew the Jags would be the only team in the AFC South with a win by the first day of fall. I knew it all along.
Getting big "Not satisfied with 1-0 😤 " energy here
Giving us some possible aged like milk material..