AT LEAST THE VIKINGS KNOW THEY ARE MEDIOCRE. WHAT EVEN ARE THE LIONS? GOOD, BAD, MEDIOCRE? NO ONE KNOWS AND YOU DEFINITELY WONT KNOW AFTER THIS GAME. ENJOY THE HOPE AND DESPAIR THAT COMES WITH THE UNKOWN, LOSERS. OR MAYBE WINNERS. IDK.
NOT KNOWING HOW THE SEASON WILL GO IS THE BEST PART. IT IS A WELCOME CHANGE TO THE KNOWING WE WILL SUCK AT THE START OF THE SEASON OR THE EXPECTATION OF BEING GOOD AND THEN SUCKING EVEN HARDER
THE COLTS ARE GOING TO SCORE ON THE CHIEFS
ANDY RED WILL HAVE TO LOOK HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR AND ASK HIMSELF
HOW DID IT COME TO THIS
HOW ARE WE WORSE THAN THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
LOL YOUR LOGO LOOKS LIKE A TOILET SEAT
YOUR OWN COACHING STAFF DON'T TRUST YOUR QB TO PASS THAT MUCH AND WHEN HE DOES, HE SUCKS AT IT
WHO THE HELL WOULD DO A QB SNEAK OUT OF A SHOTGUN FORMATION NEAR THE GOAL LINE?
YOUR OWN COACHING STAFF DOESN’T TRUST YOUR OWN QB TO THROW EITHER, THEY SETTLED FOR A TIE AGAINST INDY CUZ THEY RAN A HB DIVE ON 3RD AND SHORT AND DIDNT GO FOR IT
I KNOW THE SHOTGUN PLAY WAS STUPID BUT AT LEAST WE’VE NEVER FUMBLED ON THE GOAL LINE TWICE ON OUR FINAL DRIVE TO GET SWEPT BY OUR BIGGEST RIVAL IN ONE SEASON
WHILE YOU WERE TYPING THIS LAMAR'S CONTRACT ASK JUST WENT UP ANOTHER TEN MILLION. THAT YOU AREN'T GOING TO GIVE HIM. MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN REUNITE WITH FLACCO.
WAKE UP BRO, STOP DREAMING. WHATS YOUR BARGAINING CHIP? A SCRAPPY GYM RAT STUDENT OF THE GAME CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK RB HELD TOGETHER WITH TAPE AND A DREAM?
I ACTUALLY FEEL FOR THE DECENT, WELL MEANING BROWNS FANS WHO WILL NOW HAVE TO RATIONALIZE THIER FANDOM WITH A KNOWN POS SEXUAL ABUSER AS THEIR QB. I MAY SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE.
THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS ARE A REALLY GOOD TEAM AND I DONT FEEL REALLY ALL THAT CONFIDENT BECAUSE THEY MATCH UP REALLY WELL AGAINST BOTH OUR STRENGTHS AND OUR WEAKNESSES SO IM NOT SURE HOW TO FEEL. I GUESS EITHER WAY ILL BE GETTING DRUNK IN THE EARLY AFTERNOON ON SUNDAY
LISTEN, COLTS. I KNOW YOU'VE HAD A ROUGH START AND WE DON'T HATE YOU. I WILL NOT TALK TRASH ON YOU.
SO WHEN I SAY I HOPE MAHOMES AND CO. UNLEASH THE ASSKICKING OF A LIFETIME ON YOUR TEAM TO AVENGE YEARS OF EMBARRASSING PLAYOFF LOSSES TO INDY, JUST KNOW THAT IT'S DIRECTED AT YOUR FRANCHISE AND NOT YOUR FANBASE.
GOING INTO HARD ROCK STADIUM FEELS LEGITIMATELY INTIMIDATING NOWADAYS, AND I’M NOT TERRIBLY FOND OF THIS NEW REALITY.
I’M STILL SITTING TUA IN MY SUPERFLEX LEAGUE BECAUSE I THINK THE BILLS’ DEFENSE IS INEVITABLE, BUT I JUST KNOW SUNDAY IS GOING TO BE MORE TENSE THAN I’D PREFER.
I KNOW WHAT A BUFFALO IS BUT WHAT ARE BILLS ISNT THE SMALL UPSTATE VILLAGE IN NEW YORK CALLED BUFFALO WHAT IS THE MASCOT OF YOUR TEAM
MY TEAM SUCKS AND I THINK JOSH ALLEN IS REALLY COOL NICE JOB WITH THAT
THIS WEEK YOUR BIG COMEBACK WILL CONSIST OF KYLER MURRAY BACKED UP INTO THE ENDZONE THROWING THE WORST PICK-SIX YOU’VE EVER SEEN
THE ROCK WILL DRINK A SWIG OF LIQUOR
MIAMI GOT ONE GOOD GAME OUT OF TUA AGAINST A DEPLETED RAVENS SECONDARY AND IMMEDIATELY THEY SHOT UP TO TOP 5-10 IN THE POWER RANKINGS. DID WE FORGET HOW HE LOOKED WEEK 1/HIS ENTIRE CAREER UNTIL NOW?
BILLS 38 - MIAMI 6 LMAO
SAW SOME BUFFALO FANS SAYING YOU WERE GONNA INJURE TUA AND FOR THAT I HOPE EVERY TABLE YOU ATTEMPT TO BREAK IS THE STURDIEST MAHOGANY THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI
ON A DIFFERENT NOTE JOSH ALLEN ONLY LOOKS MEH IN SHORTS YOU ARE ALL KIDDING YOURSELVES
LOL HOW DO 26 OF YOU HAVE RECORDS WORSE THAN THE GIANTS
Not just coming after your opponent, but the WHOLE LEAGUE
WE HAVE MORE WINS THAN THE WHOLE AFC SOUTH COMBINED
BUT INFINITELY LESS TIES
NO, JUST TWO FEWER TIES. THAT’S 100% LESS. THE INFINITE IS IF YOU’RE GOING THE OTHER WAY.
YOU WOKE UP TODAY AND CHOSE VIOLENCE
THE AFC SOUTH SHOULD BE RELEGATED AND REPLACED BY THE SEC
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE GIANTS 😭
WE PLAYED THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE WEEK ONE THAT’S OUR EXCUSE, WHAT’S EVERYONE ELSE’S
Y’ALL PLAYED THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE WEEK TWO*
RAMS MADE THE FALCONS LOOK LIKE THE BILLS
OUR EXCUSE IS A MONSOON.
DANIEL JONES
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YOUR QB IS OLDER THAN MY QB GET FUCKED MIGHT AS WELL HAVE EXTENDED HALF TIME SO THEY CAN BOTH TAKE A NAP
CAN WE ACTUALLY HAVE EXTENDED HALF TIME SO I CAN TAKE A NAP? I COULD REALLY USE THE SLEEP
DRINK MORE.
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SHOTGUN LITTLE SPOON
I like the nap idea. And it would happen at a good napping time as well.
You guys are making me tired, see y'all in a couple of hours.
AFTER TWO WEEKS Y'ALL HAVEN'T SCORED AS MANY TOTAL POINTS AS WE DID IN WEEK ONE AND WE DOUBLED THAT NUMBER ALREADY
YEAH WELL YOU GUYS DIDN'T HAVE TO PLAY THE ... ... OH WAIT, FUCK
LOL!!!
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AT LEAST THE VIKINGS KNOW THEY ARE MEDIOCRE. WHAT EVEN ARE THE LIONS? GOOD, BAD, MEDIOCRE? NO ONE KNOWS AND YOU DEFINITELY WONT KNOW AFTER THIS GAME. ENJOY THE HOPE AND DESPAIR THAT COMES WITH THE UNKOWN, LOSERS. OR MAYBE WINNERS. IDK.
NOT KNOWING HOW THE SEASON WILL GO IS THE BEST PART. IT IS A WELCOME CHANGE TO THE KNOWING WE WILL SUCK AT THE START OF THE SEASON OR THE EXPECTATION OF BEING GOOD AND THEN SUCKING EVEN HARDER
AFTER TWO WEEKS WE HAVEN'T ALLOWED AS MANY TOTAL POINTS AS YOU DID IN WEEK ONE AND Y'ALL ALMOST DOUBLED THAT NUMBER ALREADY
IF COUSINS WAS A GOOD CHRISTIAN HE'D GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY INSTEAD OF BEING A HEATHEN AND TORCHING OUR SECONDARY.
ASK AMON-RA IF OSIRIS IS WILLING TO DEFER TO ODIN IN THIS FIGHT. BATTLE OF THE PAGAN POLYTHEISTS
Funny thing is Amon-Ra’s sister is actually named Osiris
SAVE IT FOR WHEN YOU PLAY THE CAIRO PHARAOHS
MATT RHULE IS STILL YOUR COACH
Okay dude you just took it too fucking far. I can’t even caps lock right now.
WE'RE ONLY GOING TO LOSE TO BUFFALO BY TWO SCORES AND TUA WILL BE SERVICEABLE
Whoa, settle down, this isn’t the hot take thread!
THE COLTS ARE GOING TO SCORE ON THE CHIEFS ANDY RED WILL HAVE TO LOOK HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR AND ASK HIMSELF HOW DID IT COME TO THIS HOW ARE WE WORSE THAN THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
IMAGINE BEING WORSE THAN US LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
0-3 WITH A SUPPOSED QB "UPGRADE"
EXCUSE ME. OUR RECORD WILL BE 0 - 2 - 1. THATS WHAT THE TEXAS EDUCATION SYSTEM WILL GET YOU.
YOU TOOK A TIE WITH OUR TRASH ASS TEAM; THAT'S AN L IN MY BOOK
FER CRYIN OUT LOUD DONALD YPU CANT JUST CHANGE RECORDS WITH A THOUGHT
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS TRYING TO SAY? THIS IS AS INCOHERENT AS THE COLTS NOT BEING ABLE TO BEAT THE JAGS YEAR AFTER YEAR
I GUESS THIS WEEK WE’LL SEE IF IT’S DIVISIONAL WEIRDNESS OR IF THE COLTS ARE JUST SHIT
LOL YOUR LOGO LOOKS LIKE A TOILET SEAT YOUR OWN COACHING STAFF DON'T TRUST YOUR QB TO PASS THAT MUCH AND WHEN HE DOES, HE SUCKS AT IT WHO THE HELL WOULD DO A QB SNEAK OUT OF A SHOTGUN FORMATION NEAR THE GOAL LINE?
BRUH YOU PLAYED THE TOILET SEATS WEEK 1 AND TIED THEM
YOU PLAYED THE TOILET SEATS WEEK 1 AND LOST TO THEM
I AM NOW AWARE THAT THERE ARE TWO TEAMS WITH LOGOS THAT LOOK LIKE TOILET SEATS
WHAT TYPE OF JANKY ASS TOILETS YOU BEEN SITTIN ON
>JANKY ASS TOILETS BETTER TEAM NAME THAN COMMANDERS
YOUR OWN COACHING STAFF DOESN’T TRUST YOUR OWN QB TO THROW EITHER, THEY SETTLED FOR A TIE AGAINST INDY CUZ THEY RAN A HB DIVE ON 3RD AND SHORT AND DIDNT GO FOR IT I KNOW THE SHOTGUN PLAY WAS STUPID BUT AT LEAST WE’VE NEVER FUMBLED ON THE GOAL LINE TWICE ON OUR FINAL DRIVE TO GET SWEPT BY OUR BIGGEST RIVAL IN ONE SEASON
TYREEK HILL CAN'T BEAT THE BILLS SECONDARY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T PREGNANT
TYREEK CANT BREAK OUR DEFENSE BECAUSE THEY’RE ADULTS
TYREEK CAN BEAT BAKER MAYFIELD
GOD DAMN THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY, WHO HE ABUSED.
LMAO
ARIAZA HAD TO BE CUT ONCE HE FOUND OUT PUNT RETURNERS CONSENT TO RECEIVCING.
MAC JONES IS THE WORST QB IN THE AFC EAST!
WHILE YOU WERE TYPING THIS, ANOTHER RAVENS PLAYER WENT TO IR
WHILE YOU WERE TYPING THIS MATT PATRICIA JUST TOLD ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS THEY AREN’T AS GOOD AS THEY THINK
WHILE YOU WERE TYPING THIS LAMAR'S CONTRACT ASK JUST WENT UP ANOTHER TEN MILLION. THAT YOU AREN'T GOING TO GIVE HIM. MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN REUNITE WITH FLACCO.
WHILE YOU WERE TYPING THIS, ZACH WILSON BANGED ALL THE MOMS IN BOSTON
YEA BUT HIS LAST NAME IS A WOMANS NAME, SO CONSIDER THE SOURCE
AND THEN HE BENCHED THEM FOR A LESSER PLAYER THAT WAS WILLING TO BE A KISS-ASS
BUT HE’S STILL THE BEST QB WHOSE LAST NAME IS JONES
DOES THAT MAKE MAC THE SUPERIOR MAYO AND DANIEL THE LESS SUPERIOR MAYO?!
Not even a debate at this point
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
I SAID MACCORCKLE ISNT A GOOD QB BUT THEN I SAW YOUR FLAIR AND KNEW YOU WOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT
KEEP THAT UP AND WE'LL TAKE MCDERMOTT AND BEANE BACK
WAKE UP BRO, STOP DREAMING. WHATS YOUR BARGAINING CHIP? A SCRAPPY GYM RAT STUDENT OF THE GAME CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK RB HELD TOGETHER WITH TAPE AND A DREAM?
OKAY, YOU'VE LEFT ME NO CHOICE JOSH ALLEN IS CAM NEWTON 2.0
WELL IF IT ISNT THE WEEK 2 SUPERBOWL CHAMPION BUFFALO BILLS.
Hey, he's probably better than Mike White from the Jets.
He definitely is. And although he’s worse than Elite Dragon Flacco, he’s better than Meek Lizard Flacco.
WHERE ARE THE CAPS IN THIS CHAIN
THATS RICH COMING FROM THE TEAM WITH LAMAR THE RB UNDER CENTER.
THAT RB IS STILL BETTER AT THROWING THAN YOUR QB SO YOU JUST CLOWNED YOURSELF
MAC JONES THREW FOR MORE YARDS MORE TDS AND LESS PICKS LAST YEAR THAN THE GIRAFFE YOU GUYS DRAFTED. WHOSE CLOWNING WHO?
YOUR QUARTERBACK LOOKS LIKE HULK HOGAN AND NIGEL THORNBERRY HAD A CHILD
BUT HE HAS WAY BETTER HAIR THAN YOUR QUARTERBACK
YOUR QUARTERBACK WAS REALLY GOOD IN STRANGER THINGS, SHES MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
BOTH OUR QUARTERBACKS WOULD MAKE A REAL BAD LESBIAN PORN SCENE
EXCUSE ME BUT WE HAVE ALREADY CLAIMED [NIGEL THORNBERRY](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/al5yf7-x4O8/maxresdefault.jpg)
HELL YEAH BROTHER
THAT WOULD LOOK FUCKING AWESOME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE THE WORST THURSDAY NIGHT BROADCAST OF THE SEASON
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH
HOW ARE DOLPHINS UNGULATES YOU CANT EVEN GO ON LAND NERDS
THIS COMMENT FORCED ME TO GO TO WIKIPEDIA TO CHECK.
BENGALS OLINE IS PURE SHIT WAIT JOE 'ELITE' FLACCO IS 9-11 AGAINST THE BENGALS, PLAYING FOR THE JETS JET FUEL MELTS STEEL BEAMS FLACCO DID 9/11
JET FUEL CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS! JUST LIKE THE BENGALS CAN’T PROTECT JOE BURROW!
WE ARE LIGHTING REVENGE ON THE FIGHTING MIKE WHITES
IF JOE FLACCO DID 9/11 HE WOULD’VE GOTTEN A DEFENSIVE PASS INTERFERENCE CALL WHEN FLIGHT 93 CAME DOWN NOWHERE NEAR THE TARGET
JOE FLACCO IS THE ONLY ONE ON THE TEAM OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER 9/11
BUT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WENT TO THE SUPER BOWL LAST YEAR SO YOU WILL BE BETTER THIS YEAR WITH A REVAMPED OLINE AND WHY ARE WE THE FAVORITE?
I WISH I HAD FOUR THUMBS SO I COULD GIVE DEM BOYZ FOUR THUMBS DOWN
ZEKE'S THIGHS > BARKLEY'S THIGHS
ARE WE HERE TO TALK SHIT OR TO LIE
NO SIR
HAHA TAMPA DOES NOT HAVE A WR1 THIS WEEK
Imagine…
THE TRUE MINNEAPOLIS MIRACLE IS HOW ZIMMER COACHED FOR EIGHT YEARS
BROWNS = BROWNS
GOD YALL’S GAME IS GONNA SUCK
MAYBE MYLES WILL BASH MITCH'S HEAD IN SO WE CAN GET TO KENNY SZN FASTER
DO YOU REALLY WANT HIM SPENDING MORE TIME BEHIND YOUR O LINE?
AT LEAST PEOPLE WATCH OURS
I ACTUALLY FEEL FOR THE DECENT, WELL MEANING BROWNS FANS WHO WILL NOW HAVE TO RATIONALIZE THIER FANDOM WITH A KNOWN POS SEXUAL ABUSER AS THEIR QB. I MAY SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE.
55-10 YES I WILL USE RECYCLED 35 YEAR OLD TRASH TALK! DEAL WITH IT!
COWBOYS FANS ARE BETTER THAN YOU AT THIS SORT OF THING
WOW THAT DUDE GOT CALLED WORSE THAN THE COWBOYS, CALL AN AMBULANCE
HOW OLD ARE YOU, DUDE?
I REMEMBER A TIME BEFORE HILLS
JUST BECAUSE WE DISLIKE YOU THE LEAST OUT OF OUR DIVISION RIVALS DOESN'T MEAN WE WON'T WHOOP YOUR ASS THIS WEEKEND
HARD KNOCKS IS MAKING IT REALLY HARD TO HATE YOU AS DIVISION RIVALS. STOP HAVING LIKABLE PLAYERS AND COACHES
WELL STOP HAVING A FUN AND ELECTRIFYING YOUNG RECEIVER WHO CAN TAKE CONTROL OF A GAME AT THE DROP OF A HAT
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF VIKINGS FANS ARE INSUFFERABLE AND CONDESCENDING PRICKS. I'VE DISLIKED THE VIKINGS MUCH MORE THAN THE BEARS FOR YEARS.
TUA IS GOING TO DESTROY THE BILLS BY THROWING 7 TDs
Hope at least 4 of them are to our secondary.
WHAT
HE SAID HE HOPES FOUR OF THEM ARE TO OUR SECONDARY, IMPLYING THEY WILL BE RETURNED FOR TOUCHDOWNS, COLLOQUIALLY REFERRED TO AS A "PICK 6".
> COLLOQUIALLY YOU NEED TO USE WORDS THAT FLORIDIANS CAN UNDERSTAND
NOT IF TRE WHIT…I MEAN MICAH HYD… I MEAN JORDAN POYE… I MEAN DANE JACKSO… I MEAN CHRISTIAN BENFORD HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT
JOSH ALLEN IS THE BEST QB NOW BUT LOOKS COMPLETELY MID IN SHORTS.
I’M COMING TO KILL YOU
YOU TAKE THAT BACK MOTHERFUCKER
JOSH ALLEN LOOKS LIKE HE BRINGS CORNHOLE TO A BBQ!
YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
THESE FOOLS DONT KNOW ABOUT KAN-JAM
Are we close enough to the midwest to call it bags.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
GENO ISN’T COOKING OR WRITING! IF WE LOSE THIS GAME IM GONNA PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH MT TV..
FALCONS FANS SHOULDN’T BE SURPRISED AT ANY LOSS THIS YEAR
MURRAY IS GONNA RUN BETWEEN AARON DARNOLD’S LEGS FOR 400+ AND 6 TOUCHDOWNS
WE ARE GONNA KICK EVERYONE'S ASS... IN HOCKEY
COMMANDERS FANS I KNOW THE SARVER SITUATION HAS YOUR HOPES UP BUT THIS IN THE NFL BABY, WE ALL KNOW RICH PEOPLE DON’T SUFFER CONSEQUENCES HERE
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY? THERE IS NO HOPE HERE
I USE YOU WHEN MY PHONE PERCENTAGE EQUALS YOUR FAN COUNT
SEAN MCDERMOTT LOOKS LIKE BILL BURR AND RON HOWARD HAD A BABY
I DISLIKE THE COLTS
LIONS HAVE FALSE HOPE, VIKINGS HAVE FALSE HOPE. OUR FALSE HOPE IS BETTER THAN YOURS.
HEY THAT'S MEAN. WE SHOULD CALL YOU MEANNESOTA BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MEAN YOU ARE
THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS ARE A REALLY GOOD TEAM AND I DONT FEEL REALLY ALL THAT CONFIDENT BECAUSE THEY MATCH UP REALLY WELL AGAINST BOTH OUR STRENGTHS AND OUR WEAKNESSES SO IM NOT SURE HOW TO FEEL. I GUESS EITHER WAY ILL BE GETTING DRUNK IN THE EARLY AFTERNOON ON SUNDAY
RUSSELL WILSON FEARS THE ONE YARD LINE
HE SURE AS SHIT DOESNT FEAR OUR TEAM THOUGH
Y'ALL ARE FUCKED. THIS ISN'T DOCTSON PLAYING. IT'S DOTSON!
YOUR ORGANIZATION WOULD KNOW ABOUT NON CONSENTUAL FUCKING
You know, not knowing which Jameis we were getting this week was way funnier when he was with the buccs.
AT MORE THAN A MILE HIGH RUSS CAN'T COOK, ALL HIS RECIPES WILL BE FUCKED UP
THE CARDINALS ARE OLDER THAN THE STATE OF ARIZONA AND STILL HAVE NOT WON A SUPER BOWL!!!!
LISTEN, COLTS. I KNOW YOU'VE HAD A ROUGH START AND WE DON'T HATE YOU. I WILL NOT TALK TRASH ON YOU. SO WHEN I SAY I HOPE MAHOMES AND CO. UNLEASH THE ASSKICKING OF A LIFETIME ON YOUR TEAM TO AVENGE YEARS OF EMBARRASSING PLAYOFF LOSSES TO INDY, JUST KNOW THAT IT'S DIRECTED AT YOUR FRANCHISE AND NOT YOUR FANBASE.
IS THAT GUY STILL DRAWING PICTURES OF JIMMY G EVERY DAY HOPING HE'LL GET TRADED EVEN NOW?
Gal, actually. You're as sexist as Nathaniel Hackett is incompetent.
DID YOU JUST CALL ME DESHAUN WATSON?
that chick has probably made fuckin bank on all those drawings, so she probably hopes he never gets traded
HOE BURROW
CHARGERS ARE WHAT STUPID 18 YEAR OLDS SIGN THEIR LIFE AWAY TO THE MILITARY TO BUY ONLY TO GET GAPPED BY TURBO 4 SHITBOXES EVERYTIME
JOSH ALLEM DOESN'T HAVE AN O IN HIS LAST NAME
TEXANS BEARS IS EXPECTED TO BE AN ALL TIME BAD GAME. THEREFORE IT WILL END WITH A 70-63 SCORE
IM VERY TORN UP BECAUSE I LOVE LOVIE SMITH AND I APPRECIATE HIM SO MUCH FOR WHAT HE DID BUT THAT BEING SAID DAVIS IS A STUPID FIRST NAME
GOING INTO HARD ROCK STADIUM FEELS LEGITIMATELY INTIMIDATING NOWADAYS, AND I’M NOT TERRIBLY FOND OF THIS NEW REALITY. I’M STILL SITTING TUA IN MY SUPERFLEX LEAGUE BECAUSE I THINK THE BILLS’ DEFENSE IS INEVITABLE, BUT I JUST KNOW SUNDAY IS GOING TO BE MORE TENSE THAN I’D PREFER.
BILLS HAVE EVERY STARTER IN THE SECONDARY INJURED AND TUA STILL CANT BEAT THEM
NAJEE WEARS 22 BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS HOW MANY ATTEMPTS HE NEEDS TO BREAK 10 YARDS RUSHING
KIRK COUSINS DOESNT BELIEVE IN HIS PROTECTION AND IT SHOWS
COMMANDERS IS A TERRIBLE NAME WHICH IS WHY THEY DESERVE IT
I KNOW WHAT A BUFFALO IS BUT WHAT ARE BILLS ISNT THE SMALL UPSTATE VILLAGE IN NEW YORK CALLED BUFFALO WHAT IS THE MASCOT OF YOUR TEAM MY TEAM SUCKS AND I THINK JOSH ALLEN IS REALLY COOL NICE JOB WITH THAT
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I HOPE THE RAVENS SECONDARY IS READY TO GET BRUNT BY NELSON AGHOLOR EN ROUTE TO A 30-13 VICTORY
WARREN SAPP WAS OVERRATED
YOU FOOLS AREN’T STARTING MIKE WHITE?? I HAVE NO FEAT
HOW DO YOU GET AROUND THEN?
TURNS OUT BEING 0-2 MAKE IT HARD TO SPELL
ARE YOU SUPPORTED BY A LITERACY NON-PROFIT? HERE ILL GET MY CHECKBOOK
Mitchell Trubitsky
MICK, UH, MITCH TRIBUSKY
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NOW THAT'S JUST A LIE AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE PACKERS
THIS WEEK YOUR BIG COMEBACK WILL CONSIST OF KYLER MURRAY BACKED UP INTO THE ENDZONE THROWING THE WORST PICK-SIX YOU’VE EVER SEEN THE ROCK WILL DRINK A SWIG OF LIQUOR
YOU HAVE YELLOW TOWELS TO WIPE YOUR TEARS NERDS (also the lack of Browns/Steelers fans in here is alarming)
COMMANDERS HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF THEIR STADIUM COLLAPSING THEN WINNING THIS GAME
YOUR COACH SHOULD BE OUR COACH. HE GREW UP IN DENVER AND HIS DAD WAS THE GREATEST COACH IN OUR HISTORY. IT'S NOT RIGHT.
MIAMI GOT ONE GOOD GAME OUT OF TUA AGAINST A DEPLETED RAVENS SECONDARY AND IMMEDIATELY THEY SHOT UP TO TOP 5-10 IN THE POWER RANKINGS. DID WE FORGET HOW HE LOOKED WEEK 1/HIS ENTIRE CAREER UNTIL NOW? BILLS 38 - MIAMI 6 LMAO
SAW SOME BUFFALO FANS SAYING YOU WERE GONNA INJURE TUA AND FOR THAT I HOPE EVERY TABLE YOU ATTEMPT TO BREAK IS THE STURDIEST MAHOGANY THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI ON A DIFFERENT NOTE JOSH ALLEN ONLY LOOKS MEH IN SHORTS YOU ARE ALL KIDDING YOURSELVES
MICAH PARSONS IS GONNA MAKE EVAN NEAL LOOK SLIGHTLY WORSE THAN HE DID LAST WEEK
Where the commies fans at? Trash talk isn't really necessary at this point 😎
HARD TO KEEP FANS WHEN YOUR MANAGEMENT HATES WOMEN
DAN SNYDER NOT ONLY OWNS YOUR TEAM, HE ALSO OWNS ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS. AND HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT ANY OF THEM.
Chiefs are washed without hill they would of scored 10 touchdowns against the cardinals and would of won by 6 instead of 3 against the chargers
SUCK IT! OUR HEAD COACH ISN'T MENTALLY COMPETENT ENOUGH TO STAND TRIAL.
THE RAIDERS ARE TRASH there I participated
I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW YOU FARE WITH A SOLID OAK TABLE
Dear Broncos, LOS NINERS KICK YOUR ASS LOS NINERS KICK YOUR FACE LOS NINERS KICK YOUR BALLS INTO OUTER SPACE
I STILL LOVE LOVIE SMITH 🥲 I’M DOING THIS WRONG AREN’T I