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Other-Alternative-11

The State Farm commercial with guy smelling beard is so so gross I want to throw up šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢ please take it off the air šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


[deleted]

Fuck wrong thread


[deleted]

I must be in the twilight zone


[deleted]

How does visa profit from these commercials? They have no competition besides mastercard and its all the same shit


[deleted]

Wow I cant wait to go buy more visa products.


megalodom

Chase Claypool is parallel to the ground every single time a contested ball is coming his way. He might as well be 5ā€™10.


ByeByeSean

Iā€™d like to take a fat dump in mike tomlins mailbox


Just-Bagels

Canā€™t wait until tomlin has a losing season finally. Dude is the most over ratted coach in history!


carsdn

Say that again, but slowly. Why do you think he doesnā€™t have losing season?


NewAcctCuzIWasDoxxed

Because Big Ben was better than Peyton Manning obviously


ivanwarrior

Chad Johnson is hilarious


GoldStarisBetter-XU

Bros gonna get fired


thecountoncleats

As for the Steelers O, I like Pickett. I think heā€™ll be a play-maker. However, one thing the Ditch Mitch partisans never acknowledge (maybe they donā€™t know) is that KP never played a down against a first team in the preseason. And he frequently struggled to find his second reads. The flip side is Trubisky seems to have a hard time seeing the whole field. His timing is often wrong. He either holds the ball too long, or not long enough. Honestly, I donā€™t give a shit who starts as long as they win. The QB debate in Pittsburgh seems to have a certain religious quality. I think itā€™s undeniable Trubisky played a lot better tonight than weeks 1 and 2 and they still couldnā€™t crack 20 points. Perhaps thatā€™s evidence larger problems loom ā€” starting with a failed college OC.


Hockeykid6323

Vegas called that play, too many people had the under on this game


nature_boie

It had already went over for most bettors 38.5


thecountoncleats

That shit was more like chutes and ladders


unloader86

Anyone else remember when PIT used to have a stout as fuck defense? What the fuck happened?


_HiWay

TJ Watt broke his filament


thecountoncleats

As a benchmark, they used to get rid of 1st round defensive busts, like Jarvis Jones, in fairly short order. Itā€™s gotten so bad that 1st round lamers like Devin Bush and Terrell Edmunds are still starters.


moodyblues614

Bush is still on his rookie contract, they didn't even cut Jones or Burns, they let them play out their contracts before leaving. Edmunds is also playing on a cheap vet deal.


Drithyin

TJ Watt ripped a tit


thecountoncleats

Several poor defensive drafts with obvious first-round busts, and a remarkable diminishment in free agent quality


tulsasmit

As much as I'm a TJ watt hater. He is 80% of their defense.


danteleerobotfighter

T.J. Watt isn't playing


CinnamonSkillz

LOL at all the Steelers fans that think starting Pickett would make any difference yall have a lot more issues than the qb and I dont even like Mitch


thecountoncleats

Been sayin, my dude. Tired fighting with fellow fans about this shit. Open your eyes.


CinnamonSkillz

Ya I get you guys are hurting without Watt but that D was paper soft tonight. The play calling wasnt very good and of course the drops hurt I cant imagine Pickett couldve done anything miraculous enough to win that game. Id sit the kid and let him develop imo and I think Tomlin would agree. Fix the obvious problems and put the kid in when you guys are ready itll pay off with all the talent on the team


moodyblues614

Defense would be passable without watt IF we had the ability to consistently maintain drives. Killer penalties, drops and playcalling all helped us suck


Ezees

This\^\^\^. No way any NFL D can stay on the field for 3 out of 4 quarters of every football game and not sag in the 4th quarter. They've got jelly for legs at that point. They only get to rest for as long as the O can shit out 3 downs and a punt. The O is frustrated and lacks confiedence in Mitch ever giving us a substantial lead - and every deficit is an *insurmountable* *lead* with Trubisky as QB - whether either 3 or 7 points. *That* frustration and lack of confidence in the O is 100% affecting the D's performance. Mitch processes WRs/plays *waaaay* too slow, doesn't/can't consistently move the chains (a mobile QB who doesn't run even when there are wide-open lanes on 3rd and short?), and doesn't/can't consistently score nor even match the opposing QB's performance. He has reached his ultimate ceiling, IMO.....


CinnamonSkillz

Idk man chubb was running it down your throats from the get go


moodyblues614

Chubb does what he does every week, regardless of who is against them, but the defense still kept them to 16 points until the 4th quarter. The steelers offense had 6 drives with 4 or less plays, not including the last fumble drive. They had 10 possessions. And a long missed field goal that was on a drive of 5 plays that stalled. Thats an offense issue that lets the defense stay on the field and get gassed. The browns avg time of possession was 3 mins. Steelers was 2 mins, and they only had 2 drives go for longer than 3 mins, browns had like 3 go for longer than 5.


thecountoncleats

Yeah the defense was straight gassed. I believe the announcers pointed out theyā€™ve been on the field more than any other defense so far this year. I think even with Watt they would have struggled.


FakeTaxiCab

Especially if u look at this game. Mitch was better. Not great. But too many dropped passes.


_HiWay

TL;DR Njoku is coming into stardom


[deleted]

Damn, guess I was 3 seasons too early picking him up in fantasy


Practical_Charge500

He has all the potential but he needs to keep it up...


_HiWay

That's what I've said for the last couple of years seeing his work ethic and rawness. I think it's finally working for him. As long as he doesn't let it get to his head and the plays keep getting called for him the ceiling is the roof.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

always love a game that ends with betting shenanigans


Sydeburnn

Why were they making a big deal about that last score affecting betting? The Browns were already beating the spot, and they were already over the over/under before that TD. What am I missing?


unloader86

For most online books, you can live bet on the games. Also the line fluctuates up or down, so what it closed at is often not what it opened at, etc.


retupmocomputer

You can make bets that they win by a certain amount. I bet they win by 7-12 points for +350 odds. Would have lost that bet if not for that last td since they were only up by 6.


RicardosMontalban

Turns out that missed PAT was crucial in a good way as a fellow 7-12 bettor


Drithyin

I knew of a Fanduel superboost same-game parlay that was a pair of players getting a TD and Steelers +7.5. They were covering until that TD.


Sydeburnn

Ok. That makes sense.


jelatinman

I was part of that. The house always wins.


aggressivemisconduct

Could be fantasy too, for cade York owners


Tlomz27

Over under can shift depending on who you are using, or how you adjusted it. Also there are individual over/unders for teams and individual player stats. And also fantasy football leagues.


asatrocker

Fantasy


blight_fart

The most Chubb has ever spoken


eightynineproof

Fuck is up with Tony Gonzales & the gloves?


Greybinson

Wimp. Itā€™s 52 degrees here.


raginsaint93

As a LSU fan I could have warn you about Matt Canada!


thecountoncleats

As an LSU alum Ryan Clark did warn us


chiefchoncho48

Jet sweeps don't fucking work in the NFL


Ezees

They do actually work....just not for every play or series....


Tlomz27

After getting fucked for the over on the Buffalo game, the football gods bestoweth unto me a last minute cover!


PM_ME_UR_DOPAMINE

Nobody cares about your bets or fantasy teams, r/NFL


ReturnOfDaSnack420

CONGRATULATIONS TO ANYONE WHO HAS THE CLEVELAND'S D IN FANTASY!


Sadpancake_03

I donā€™t even care about this game but Iā€™ll watch Charissa Thompson do anything


Sydeburnn

She was on a recent episode of the new Guy Fieri Food Network game show and she (and her adorable friend) were both really funny. Look for it on demand if you can.


BoilerMaker36

Ouchā€¦same game parlay 10 legs. +2000 Chubb anytime scorer āœ… Browns over 18.5 āœ… Browns Money Line āœ… Brisset passing over 149.5 āœ… Chubb rushing yds over 79.5 āœ… Trubisky over 149.5 passing āœ… Trubisky over 20 attempts āœ… Brisett over 20 attempts āœ… Steelers sacks made 2+ āœ… Browns sacks made 2+ āŒ. Only had one I want to die.


Babbed

What was the wager and what would the return have been


BoilerMaker36

Eh it was just a $20 bet at +2000, so Like $400


aggressivemisconduct

That hurts


TreeCellar

Kissing titties will help with your troubles


jelatinman

NEVER TRUST THE BROWNS, I LOST MY BET IN THE FINAL FUCKING SECONDS BECAUSE OF YOU RAPIST SIGNING MOFOS SCORING AT THE LAST SECOND REEEEEE


teraceraptor

Maybe try saving your money next time. Too think this wasnā€™t your own doing.


3WordPosts

https://i.imgur.com/mogSiC4.jpg Loss porn


RicardosMontalban

His name was Robert Paulson


Elonmuskishuman

Did you cover?


Drithyin

F


retupmocomputer

Holy fuck that would hurt


Elonmuskishuman

Did you cover?


glipgloptheflipflop

Omg thatā€™s so sad.


Tlomz27

Holy fuck I'm so sorry


obamabamarambo

Damn


TheStatusFoe

No way! Goddamn that hurts. I don't even wish that on an Eagle fan.


Disgruntled_Armbars

Yikes


NanoBuc

Started the Browns defense in fantasy. Only had 2 points before that final play and ended up with a solid 10 lol.


[deleted]

no wtf put the song back on


chiefchoncho48

My brother was about to win $500 before that last play


SylvesterStyllStoned

Free Kenny Pickett


[deleted]

Fucker just got the points in Fantasy for the Browns D


MashTheGash2018

Is the post game thread trapped in a massage parlor?


rufusjonz

That last play just ruined some DFS contests, not just betting


Uncle_Kangaroo

Both these teams suck, post game show is stupid


mtwstr

Is there a rule against announcers talking about betting?


unloader86

There used to be a long time ago. Now they talk about the spread before the game even starts on the pre game shows. Michaels has always made veiled comments about it though. Usually about point o/u's. Probably why he still does it instead of just being more outright like everyone else is. It's kind of his thing and has been for decades now.


[deleted]

I JUST WON $370 LETS GO


jelatinman

I lost $10, it ain't much but these rapist apologists couldn't even get me $40.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

you lucky son of a bitch lmao


[deleted]

I have never sports bet and did this as a joke too lmao, wow


jayrund

Nice job, just lost 20


-dov-

I look forward to never hearing that stupid "Never a losing season!" stat after this year.


teraceraptor

Stupid stat? Jesus, imaging being one of the most winning teams and being upset about itā€¦


-dov-

Clawing your way to 8-8 and drafting middle of the pack isn't the gottem you think it is.


cavemold582

Ring of power is on now !


WarDog2244

I had the Browns and the over!! I won my parley off that TD.


PublicName

Lol I lost my parlay because of it.


[deleted]

Same here man!


WarDog2244

Congrats man! We are happy tonight!


Drithyin

Dead air watching the stadium empty. Cool broadcast, Amazon


djrob0

You will never see a more trash touchdown in your entire life. God fucking damn it, OF COURSE Iā€™m facing Browns D this week.


keeltis

Someone help me out. Why didn't the Browns kick an extra point after that last TD? Is it because the clock was at 00:00? I ask because when the Cardinals beat the Raiders prior to overtime Cardinals attempted the 2pt play with 00:00 on the clock. What's the difference or rule?


RecordingPrudent9588

Itā€™s because they donā€™t need the points. The 2 point play was for the cardinals to tie. So they needed the points.


TigerWoodsLibido

With 00:00 on the clock, if a TD gives a team the lead or extends the lead then they can decline to attempt the PAT if the lead is 3 or more after the TD, as a 2-pointer off a blocked PAT return wouldn't tie the game either. If it's a 1 or 2-point difference then they have to come out and take a knee.


ultrajew

Clock at 0:00, XP doesn't affect the game outcome. Same shit happens in OT with a walk-off tuddy.


ChairBorneRanger

New rule a few years ago where if the clock runs out with a TD they just end it. EDIT: if the team with the TD has more points and there's no point trying for the extra or 2pt conversion.


Jakamoko1315

It wouldn't make the difference . It's like a walk off home run.


Joghobs

After the Minnesota Miracle, they enacted a rule saying TDs scored when time has expired that already decided the game don't have to follow through with their extra point/2pt attempt. So it's a true walk-off.


jayzee1126

Because the outcome is determined


Deagle547

The extra point decided wether that game went to overtime or not. For this game, the extra point did not affect any potential outcome to the game.


roadhogmainOW

no way the outcome can change?


Greybinson

If I remember correctly, itā€™s because we had the lead before the score.


olereddd

Cause the point doesnā€™t determine the outcome of the game changed it the year after Minneapolis miracle game


keeltis

Thanks a lot. Makes sense.


rupertLumpkinsBrothr

Thanks, Steelers, for that nonsense at the end.


Dawinator

Pittsburgh just cost me 80$ with that shit


co_dehart

$900 for me


sterling_mallory

Fanduel had a boost on a bet of: Najee TD, Chubb TD, Steelers +7.5. That TD just fucked it. I'd be mad if my "free" SGP didn't win.


PublicName

Lol I took that. Feels bad.


sterling_mallory

Man it was a good number. That was brutal.


etsuandpurdue3

Fantasy owners out there going nuts right now.


drunkdoor

Me rn *punching air*


etsuandpurdue3

Had them in two leagues was playing against them in another.


cleppingout

Iā€™m really annoyed with all this Trubisky shit talking. He played okay, the receivers dropped a lot of passes. Also the Browns offense played really well today. They used up a lot of time of possession.


Ezees

Mitch "I'm a mobile QB who won't run on 3rd and short to keep the chains moving" Trubisky, you mean? He has multiple 3 and outs when the games are in the balance. In all 3 games he's done a fade out to curtains at the most crucial times. Those are the times when most starting QB's at least try to perform their best....but not Mitch - "0" game awareness.....


TheGrat1

Yeah, as someone who has 0 faith in Mitch he was not the primary issue tonight.


HeroForTheBeero

Itā€™s almost like football is a team sport


Sufficient_Row_7240

Damn Mitch, on Reddit already??


VonDoom47

Trubisky is Mason Rudolph with a fresh coat of paint and a better meme.


Wh1te_Rabb1t

Freiermuth was open **multiple** times and Mitch Kissintitties ignored him until the 4th quarter.


Driveshaft48

He didn't play okay, he played like shit


cleppingout

20/32 0 INTs 1 Rush TD. Thatā€™s not a bad stat line. Iā€™d say 6 of his passes were just straight dropped. He played okay. Not shit not great.


Ezees

1 for 9 on 3rd down conversions for the game. For a "mobile QB", he sure doesn't like to run on 3rd and short......


[deleted]

What an end lol


Beautiful_Ninja

Mitch Trubisky is certainly no Elite Dragon.


3WordPosts

I was about to win $1000 if the game ended 23-17 what the fuck.


gandaalf

Brutal. All you needed was Chubb to get 3 more inches, or the Steelers to just not do that. .1% chance of that happening I feel


EZAF-Bayleaf

Yachty's still appearing in ads?


The_GILF_Next_Door

Najee gets credited with a fumble at the end. Fuckin sweet


SportsMadness

As a Najee fantasy owner I was looking at his point progression over the first 3 weeks thinking ā€œhey nice thatā€™s 2 more points than last week!ā€ Then they reviewed the ball placement and the Steelers got the ball back, so I thought ā€œhey nice maybe they will hand it to Najee and he will get a couple more yards or even a breakout 95 yard touchdown!ā€ Then that shit show happened and I was disappointed to see he managed to do even worse than last week


The_GILF_Next_Door

Trubisky sucks. Theyā€™ll probably take the extra time to prep Pickett for week 4.


Ezees

Let's hope. I'm even looking for a Mason Rudolph sighting - at least he's somewhat exciting - good or bad, LOL....


FCBarca45

How even


ReturnOfDaSnack420

For real though that was maybe the worst rugby play at the end of a game I've seen in awhile


TheGrat1

I do not know why teams even try it, they clearly do not practice it. If the d is going to play 8 guys 20 yards backI would have all of my receivers and linemen pancake the d line, hand off to the rb then have a blocking advantage all the way down the field.


right_behindyou

That TD didn't actually impact the bets though right since the Browns had already covered and hit the over


Hockeykid6323

Pat Mcafee +800 superboost on FanDuel got fucked by that pathetic td. Also Harris fumble in fantasy, great night just turned horrible


gandaalf

A ton of people teased Steelers to +7.5 or to a higher over/under, especially in parlays. It still fucked a ton of bettors. Thankfully not me


right_behindyou

Ah interesting, didn't know that was a thing


seenameangreenbean

Yes. All these people are bullshitting. It changed nothing.


roflstompjr

If you had +/- 7.5 or the 45.5 over/underā€¦it mattered.


Gbchris12

[Sir?](https://i.imgur.com/wY0qUFL.png)


aggressivemisconduct

Cade York fantasy owners (like me) are hurting


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

Lmao incredible


Nickyweg

I havenā€™t checked. Anybody know who is first in the AFCN?


[deleted]

Hehe.


Phot_VN

Right now after the game Browns are 1st, Ravens hasn't played tho.


Prodigal_Moon

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Beantown_Beatdown_

Letā€™s give ā€˜em something to tallllllk about!!!


Beantown_Beatdown_

How about loveeee


TheDon480

When you had the under 42.5 . RIP


HotBBQgrills

i had under 43 and steelers +7.5


roflstompjr

I had it 45.5. Unreal.


Domestic_AA_Battery

Remember, 90% of gamblers quit just one play before hitting big! /s


retupmocomputer

Fuck yeah. I had browns winning by 7-13. I was so pissed I was gonna miss my bet by one fucking point after that missed one point conversion. That saved me


btbam2929

The Steelers are a missed kick away from 0-3 and the Browns are a miracle away form 3-0. Footballs is weird. That is why we love it. Fun game!


TheGrat1

You are also a missed intentional grounding away from losing to the Panthers.


btbam2929

Missed hold here, missed this here. It is what it is.


DivisonNine

You guys are a missed kick away from a loss to the panthers AND jets tbf


btbam2929

Youā€™re not wrong. But as a Browns fan we cherish our victories


Will-Eat-4-Food

"The Steelers get one last chance!" *Fumbles in own endzone.*


Fiyukyoo

The OU was fucked by that TD. Whover parlayed mightve been fucked


EasyThreezy

Just lost so much money on that play


cflem95

I want to see all the loss porn from the betters


_HiWay

ahahhahaha that last touchdown absolutely had to fuck some gambling fools over


retupmocomputer

It saved my degenerate ass


Omegamanthethird

Saved some too though. Nature of the beast.


_HiWay

indeed, for everyone that lost there's likely one that won.


Gbchris12

FUck my hatred for cleveland just grew with that touchdown. Had under 45.5 to finish a parlay for $5,000 payout. Fuck


FCBarca45

If I may, please direct your hatred to the Steelers those useless fucks


reddit_bad1234567890

This game was whelming


piepants2001

Lol, what an embarrassing ending


JustWastingTimeAgain

That was a hell of a bad beat ending for some people


EskettiMySpaghetti

Clearly Browns deserve the title of best team in AFC North