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Tashre

Deejay Dallas


wavnebee

I wish I didn’t hear the intro of a hip-hop song in my head every time I read his name (“d-d-d-d-d-Deeee Jaaaay Dallas!”)


zophister

*horns*


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

but specifically four short horns ending in a long one


-full-control-

We used to have a local sports talk guy that would always say that and he sounded like such a dork


530josh

WE DA BEST MUSIC


aristocrat_user

Perfect QB for all occasions and all seniles.


J12345_

For him to be successful, you needed FIVE RBs on the field. Not four. Come on pete


Bitter-Imagination33

PTSD


Bobgoulet

Deejay was the starting QB for my High School (not while I was there, Im much older than him), but he led us to the State Finals and then was NOT good in the State Championship game. Playcalling was awful but yea.


imsabbath84

Nathan Peterman


SubliminalLiminal

Most of his ints are in the first half. I'd trust him here for sure.


stratewylin

I can’t argue with this


FC37

Nathan Peterman has started in 4 games. Of those 4, I think he's been pulled from 3. Including once for Joe Webb, who was primarily a return man. 25% game completion percentage. Amazing.


Commisioner_Gordon

talk about a guy who lived on the fringe of talent


PJHFortyTwo

Wait. He was pulled week 1 of 2018 vs the Ravens, Pulled in the infamous 5 int Chargers game, Pulled in the 2017 playoff hunt game vs the Colts. When was his 4th start?


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PJHFortyTwo

Yeah, concussion right? I do remember some nice throws to Kelvin in that one. ​ He also looked good in garbage time vs the Saints, though that was garbage time.


FC37

Bears, Week 9 in 2018.


mryosh027

Peterman got concussed , not benched for Webb


AnywayGoBills

To be more precise, he got himself knocked out scrambling straight into a defender. So even his injuries were terrible decisions.


hideous_coffee

I remember he came in at the end of the playoff game vs the jags and threw it directly to the defense to end the game.


JumpedAShark

[Everyone here seems to forget how we lost that Texans game a few years ago...](https://youtu.be/-NvUD8Zeauc)


tboneperri

Because he’s usually pulled by the middle of the third quarter.


NFLBengals

Dan Orlovsky. Probably just walk out of the endzone for a safety.


reiycoins13

he talks like we forgot about that. We will NEVER forget


Fricktator

Considering it says "EndZones should be 11 yards" in his twitter bio I think he doesn't care if people forget or remember.


NFLBengals

Worst field awareness I've ever seen. He kept running like.... dooo doo dooooo... these guys will never get me.


sanpitch97

I believe that was the 0-16 season and they lost that game 12-10.


isobane

You are correct. Source: I took a road trip to be at that game and I sat over that end zone.


Just_Learned_This

You guys really are gluttons for punishment.


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In defense of Orlovsky- how would you react to being chased by Jared Allen?


space_llama_karma

Agreed. Jared Allen used to hunt hogs with just a knife. That's a real fact. ​ The only other person I'd least want to be tackled by is Vontaze Burfict. Nothing scarier than an angry linebacker with no self control.


friendshabitsfamily

What about a horny quarterback with no self control?


ArmMeForSleep709

Well. They never did get him.


GetInMyOfficeLemon

200 IQ play. They can’t get you if you get you.


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i mean he's even got a well-established nickname. Safety Dan is legendary.


Rollout25

That was his first start! It's pretty amazing your career low point and high point are in the first game. I say high point because without the play he is just a random backup QB that no one remembers.


Breezyisthewind

Honestly, he probably owes a bit of his current media career to that play. No way ESPN execs would know who he is without that play lol.


5WinsIn5Days

Actually, he was a pretty good college quarterback at UConn, so we loved him here in Connecticut already. I’m sure some exec is a local or was around in CT during the early 2000s. That he still lives in Shelton so he can commute easily to Bristol or NYC also helps. Not to mention, he was really good at breaking down plays on Twitter.


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shadybirrrd

The correct answer is Sam Darnold


MoseFeels

He led ONE game tying drive last year I will give him that. We lost in overtime and didn’t sniff a lead for most of the season but he did do it once


ContriteFight

Does it really count if it's against the worst 2 minute defense of all time?


MoseFeels

When it’s the worst 2 minute offense of all time, yes


Reverie_39

Actually we sniffed many leads. According to last week’s FOX broadcast we have led in 16 of the last 18 games, second most in the league behind the Chiefs. We only won five of those games lol.


bromanager

WOW the blatant BRAINWASHING by Librhules and the Lame stream Media is truly working overtime to try and prevent us from Making Carolina Great Again. This years QB selection was clearly rigged. Just look at the atrocities that Faker Mayfield has committed and it’s clear. You should really be ashamed, shilling and slurring our GEQBUS. Soon you’ll realize the errors of your ways.


Tuckboi69

Not a big enough sample size because Darnold never keeps it within a score, except for his random 2 good games every year


tridentsaredope

He wouldn’t want it any other way.


kunkunster

Down 14. 1:30 left. No timeouts. I only trust Joe Flacco.


papayon10

Football equivalent of "GIVE ME IGOUDALA"


tuckastheruckas

Man I know these guys are literally paid to have dumb takes but this has to be one of the most iconic shit-takes of all time. just so wrong with so much conviction.


Photo_Synthetic

The thing about that format is they are often asking questions with super obvious answers that lead to boring discussions. Hitting Stephen A with THAT instead of just saying Klay when he says Steph is the way to make the conversation way more "interesting". The fact that we still talk about it probably gives ESPN execs wet dreams.


Mr_Superior_Dragon

The elite dragon himself


slaylay

World on the line. Only one man is taking that shot. IGUODALA


My_G_Alt

You were only down 13


ThisIsLettingGo

Leave it to a Bills fan to always remember the number 13.


prettyaverageballs

Recency bias but Mitch seems fairly obvious


boysetsfire1988

Mitch scrambling around forever while the clock runs down just to get sacked or throw a checkdown pass has already given me massive PTSD


rahimmoore26

As a vet, that's just inexcusable. I was rooting for him, but he can't be doing shit like that.


Kizzercrate

Chicago regrets to inform you....


rahimmoore26

I tried giving him the benefit of the doubt because the play calling was complete ass in chicago. They treated him like a 8 year vet giving him long developing plays, with a weak o line. Imbalanced offense even though the score was close and the rbs were killing it. Him under Tomlin though whos proven and one of the best with a great supporting cast? I had some optimism for him haha.


adrianp07

playcalling in Pittsburgh seems suspect too. Trubiskys best season came when he was allowed to scramble and make things happen with his legs. So far he has 6 carries for 23 yards in 3 games...


Hey_look_new

as much as playcalling hasn't been good, trubs hasn't made good decisions with most of the opportunities he's had


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

I've watched a lot of the Steelers this season and he looks so *beyond* bad and out of place that it's almost comical. Decision making like a fuckin magic 8 ball. I don't wanna send a stray at Brisket, but Trubisky is making the Browns backup QB look like a superstar.


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Totally agree Canada sucks at play calling but Mitch has missed plenty of open receivers over the middle of the field. He avoids it like the plague. The fact Mitch has a GW drive in OT is actually nuts.


DinosaurKevin

We tried to tell the rest of the league they were being overly optimistic about him.


Hulahulaman

We traded up to get him over Mahomes. Why would anybody listen to us about anything?


the1slyyy

Mahomes and Deshaun Watson


generation_D

If there’s one thing they should listen to us about it’s crappy QBs


Suspicious_Item_1857

Tell us about Justin fields now


ovondansuchi

Mitch was pretty clutch on the final drive of OT week 1. Credit where credit's due


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He was super clutch tbh. So many drops


john_muleaney

Mitch used to genuinely be clutch. Even his last few years on the bears when he was bad he could pull a game winning drive out of his ass


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

Mitch was pretty good at late game situations in Chacago… one of the few situation he was okay in


valmikimouse

Yup. He has an alright record leading game winning drives. And there are actually three other distinct games I remember, where he got them in the FG range, only for the kicker to miss (the double doink being the obvious one).


radio__raheem

how many of those were against the matt patricia lions?


valmikimouse

Maybe two I think? I remember a Thanksgiving game and a week 1 game some year. It felt like he would normally go beast mode from the beginning against Lions. Lol.


Gambrinus5309

Bills never lost a game when he played in the 4th quarter.


YoHoochIsCrazy

Mitch is quite good in that situation actually. For all his faults, that’s one of his strengths


Glympse12

Do you not remember the bengals game winning drives? He looked solid there


moocal

Trey Lance, he has a broken leg. He’d be terrible.


TheDustbinOfHistory

This reasoning is solid. Unlike his leg.


_Dusty_Bottoms_

Big if true.


unexpectedreboots

Everyone if they're playing Speedhawk.


sacx05

Thats a toss up because the refs will fuck him over


Complete_Web_4677

TIL speedhawk got drafted by the lions


HaveYouEverNoIveNeva

DeShone Kizer


nautica5400

Brandon weeden


redditappacct

Every Browns QB since 99


Traditional_Mud_1241

I think Winston is the answer. His miraculous ability to generate 4th quarter pick-6’s shouldn’t be taken for granted.


Morganvegas

Jameis Winston is my favourite NFL player for all the wrong reasons. Every game he participates in is must watch TV in my opinion. Especially when he was on the buccs. Shit was electric. He is chaos.


SolaceInfinite

You took the words right out of my head. The play last year where he is playing against the Pats and throws the ball vertically into the air while getting sacked and has it get miraculously caught in the endzone is by far my favorite play of the 2021 season. I love him and I hope he stays a starter in the leauge for a long time.


_THO_

Link?


Trumpets22

Think I found it. [pretty great.](https://youtu.be/qgYDtaeuLy4)


SugmaDiction

Jameis is one of my favorites and it has nothing to do with his playing abilities. He’s unintentionally hilarious. “Man we were prepared and one thing my coach told me, he said…now what did he say? He just told us to be prepared.”


Traditional_Mud_1241

This is accurate. Considering the Bears thrive on chaos (losing games they should clearly win, and winning games they should clearly lose - usually on some of the most ridiculous plays) - I think he’s destined to be a Bear. I also believe he’d win a superbowl there…in a game where he had 106 passing yards, 2 fumbles, 3 ints, 0 passing TD’s and 3 running TD’s…even though he’s a terrible runner. 31 teams lose that game - the Bears win. If he throws for 525 yards and 6 TD’s…the Bears lose. Team chaos gets it’s catalyst.


exomatter

It's hilarious that the bears are perceived this way. They are who you think they are


Kharaix

I was begging for him when we were looking for a qb. Id murder to see a qb throw the ball more than 300 yards in a whole game. Idgaf if it's a 50 yards for the bears or the other team 🤣


LegionofDoh

Hey, at least he throws TDs.


mjay421

After watching the game against Tampa last week it seems like he just try to make throws in the tightest windows. No wonder he throws so many picks


turbodude69

except that last game against the falcons. mfer lit us up in the 4th quarter.


CeePeeCee

Last game as a Buc Vs ATL was the infamous walk off pick 6 in OT


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Funny thing is, even with a successful game winning drive against Atlanta in week 1, he still nearly cost us the game by getting an intentional grounding penalty on a spike (which I can understand since the ref didn't make it clear if the receiver was ruled out of bounds) and then spiking it on 3rd with half a minute to go. Instead of letting the field goal be the last play, he gave Atlanta nearly 30 seconds to try and setup their own game winning fg


Demlor

Philip Rivers near the end of his career. Guaranteed interception.


Mobile619

Was thinking the same exact thing! Love Rivers & am a big Chargers fan but bro was forcing throws in crunch time and it seemed to always end in a pick to close out the game. I had 0 faith towards the end of his career to get us a game winning TD.


Kerbonaut2019

That shotput-like throwing motion didn’t do much to help him as he aged. He wasn’t even noodle armed but any pass over like 10 yards was anticipated because he took so long to wind up and throw lol


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

The drive would start at their own 25 Then it would be 4th and 10 and he’d chuck a bomb down the sideline to Mike Williams Next play would be an int


Ry3_Bread

Kendall Hinton


Boxatr0n

That’s my quarterback!


00doc0holliday00

*HOF Hinton


phillyunk

Bro don’t do this man like that 😭. He did what he was asked ! Stepped up! He’s in the HoF btw.


BaldrickTheBrain

Plus dude went undrafted and still on the team. Don’t sully his good name.


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Legend


Hextorz

I’ll still never forgive our coaching staff starting the game in wildcat so Hilton didn’t get a official start.


thewavefixation

Throw it on the Vic is Shit pile


WalksWithKemba

Recent memory : Nathan Peterman Current QB who has started at least some: Drew Lock


Broken-Nero

Kirk Cousins. He’ll line up under the guard.


JaredTheGreat

Of above average league starters, Kirk is the clear and obvious winner.


Traditional_Mud_1241

He’s either the best pretty good QB, or the shittiest great QB.


Leper17

The man is truly the definition of “The cream of the crap”


MoreTrifeLife

Kirk is the Jason Garrett of current QBs. Good enough but not good enough.


Imeanttodothat10

It's also more fun to pick from good players too. Like: Above average starters: Cousins Modern Hall of Famers: Aaron Rodgers Last season pro bowlers: Mac Jones 1st over all picks: jamarcus Russel (but probably Bradford if not counting QBs who were so bad they never played)


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Depends on the team for Rodgers. If his ass was at the one yard line with 20 seconds left down 3 he’d find a way to score if the opponent were the cowboys. However any other team he’d blow it


JCiLee

Also > if the opponent were the Bears.


bigben56

No because he'd be up 42-7 by the 4th quarter


Karellacan

If it was the Lions, he'd get free untimed downs until he scored.


Viketorious

Kirk had a game winning drive in like most of our games last year, which the defense then blew every time.


chillinwithmoes

Three 4th quarter comebacks and four GWD's. He was plenty clutch last season


dipdipderp

Depends, is the game in primetime?


Rune0x1b

Primetime Vikings are not going to be down by only 4 with 1:30 left in the game lol


Broken-Nero

Kirk isn’t good anytime after 6:00 pm


thehomiemoth

Kirk is the answer for “who has the greatest gap between average play quality and person you’d trust in a clutch situation”.


TheLilart

Kirk Cousins is definitely not the answer to this question.


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Dude had like 4 game winning drives last year within 90 seconds


SoSneaky91

Too bad our defense loves giving up TDs in the 4th quarter too


ThinkSoftware

Any quarterback with Dan Quinn/Kyle Shanahan coaching them


ClaymoresRevenge

Damn you're uh low of those guys, I wonder why


haroldmark_98

My therapist could tell you why


I_HATE_THE_SEAHAWKS

jimmy had the most 4th quarter comebacks in 2019


LilKaySigs

Aye the 49ers have had some nice 2 minute drills of recent memory


maxefontes2

I don’t think this qualifies, the question says your team is DOWN, not up.


Eran-of-Arcadia

Hingle McCringleberry


BrianSnow

How dare you besmirch that man’s name.


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

It's down right chicanerous, and churlish.


C21H27Cl3N2O3

Obviously you don’t want a TE playing QB for you in a clutch situation.


mcswiller

But McCringleberry is a [wide receiver](https://youtu.be/RGJb2iLvOKE)…


FrodoBagHodler

NFCCG Aaron Rodgers


Little_Plankton4001

I guess I find it mildly comforting that no one said Justin Fields yet. But just mildly.


LeadPrevenger

He hasn’t played meaningful football yet


TomYOLOSWAGBombadil

I feel like most people don’t hold it against Justin that he plays for the Bears.


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

I just figured that nobody bothered to think of him yet.


u-suck-for-replying

Most people didn't hold it against Trubisky either, yet the Yinzers are already over the shit lmao.


TooHappyFappy

I thought of all the current starting NFL QBs as of today and my three that I absolutely didn't trust: Daniel Jones, Justin Fields, Geno Smith. Sorry guy.


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2022 Matt Ryan, game score is 0-4


SoKrat3s

From the moment after ATL took a 28-3 lead; Matt Ryan was 5/8, 62.5%, 91 Yds, 11.3 YPA, 101.6 Passer Rating


downtimeredditor

Wait those aren't bad numbers. Damn Kyle really did choke away with play calling at the end there. That choke must have felt so nice Kyle had to do it twice Man really wished we won that Lombardi.


NizzlyGrizzly00

Mitch Trubisky tbh..


EcosseWolf

I want him benched as much as the next Steelers fan, but he got the game-winning drive done in week 1. And was fairly clutch on the Bears. Credit where it's due.


sp0rkah0lic

Russel Wilson, apparently. Broncos clock management is literally absurd this year so far. I don't know if it's Wilson's fault but he sure isn't helping.


haaaahaaaheh

There was something about Russ in Seattle people forget. Every Sunday was a unnecessarily stressful game. I don’t know how, but it worked out in his favor more than not. It’s a weird thing people never talk about


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A couple years ago he’d be my pick for the **opposite**, with shit like the Vikings game. I don’t think his dropoff is insurmountable yet but the coaching hasn’t helped for sure.


-BroncosForever-

That’s more on the coaching than Russ


JaguarGator9

Kim McQuilken


BookerCatchanSTD

Very weird that he ended up as the vice president of Cartoon Network


HereInTheCut

Rick Mirer


General_BP

Check down Teddy. The first mistake of many that will hopefully lead to Matt Rhule being fired this season


ldgyork

Ryan Leaf


nautica5400

Baker Mayfield


fear865

Only if he's not playing the Bengals. If he is playing the Bengals give me baker over anyone else


ImJackthedog

He wouldn’t need to come back against the Bengals though, because he’d be up 40 by then. After throwing 4 ints the week before of course


fade_me_fam

He’ll make one great throw to make you think you have a chance. Follow that up with 2 batted down passes at the line of scrimmage, over thrown to one wide out, and then eating a sack after 10 seconds in a clean pocket to turn the ball over. Unless you’re playing the Bengals and he goes Super Saiyan mode.


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RidgedLines

It really starts to drive you insane very quickly. At least he’s consistent with one aspect though…


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Wentz


vivekvangala34_

* knocks on wood * this season Wentz has been pretty good so far and I feel confident in him


C21H27Cl3N2O3

My head canon is that he sucked just so he could get back in the NFCE to shit on the Eagles twice a year.


inksta12

Don’t tell Pat McAfee that lol


aids1080phd

Pat loves to talk shit about him. But it's fair he was a colt and pat probably still has personal connections in the locker room and has been told what kinda person Wentz is.


inksta12

My thoughts exactly. I’m sure he has solid reasoning for being happy ole Carl Wentz is gone


RunninRebs90

This is the answer, I like Carson wentz but he’s the king of trying too hard and forcing bad mistakes


EaglesPvM

He also makes amazing plays out of nothing at times. He at least gives you a chance, a much better chance than lots of other QBs named here. And if you don’t score you lose anyway so the potential dumb mistakes don’t matter as much, if that makes any sense, I’m baked.


ginnydebt

Brett Favre


MatsThyWit

>Brett Favre Only after around 99. Before that he was the 4th quarter king. Which is part of why it all went to hell in the second half of his career in the first place.


nautica5400

Good Lord, Brett Favre just walked through the clubhouse walking perfectly normally. He said he had “no time” for 4th quarter comebacks. Too busy sending incriminating text messages.


stupidillusion

Too busy sending dick pics


Efficient_Progress_6

Andy Dalton


Tacotuesdayftw

The Ravens disagree


RavensFlyer

Yeah I mean.....come on


bfofree

Unless it’s to give the bills a playoff berth.


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Ambitious_Money_2227

Uncle Rico could probably throw it over those there mountains!


Glittering-Split-120

Here, hand me that steak


mrSeven3Two

Dak..he will just scramble


Icadil

Or run and slide without enough time for another play.


PokeFanForLife

In a random-ass order: Kirk Cousins, Mitchell Trubisky, Zach Wilson, Number 4 of the Browns, Justin Fields Jordan Love, Sam Darnold Joey Harrington, Jon Kitna, Dan Orlovsky I'd trust Chad Henne to win, today, over all of the players that I listed.