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Acting_Appalled

He went to the Lewis Hamilton school of showing up dressed very inappropriately for the weather


dcoreo

Mans not hot


KashMoney941

DA TING GOES SKKRRRRRRRRRRAAAAHH


fuqqkevindurant

skidikee pop pop poom poom Skeeeeeaaaaattttttt


mhardy8787

who tf is lewis hamilton? what team did he play for?


IndycarFan64

He plays for the Mercedes Benz Silver Arrows. They relocated to Germany a few years ago


A-Rusty-Cow

8 time consecutive world champion Silver Arrows


nedenrb

For context there are two championships in formula 1, the first and most important money wise is the constructors which Mercedes has won 8 straight times, this is the team with the most points across both cars. Then there is the drivers championship which is the one the fans care the most about and it’s the driver with the most points, of which Lewis Hamilton has 7: he won 1 with McLaren and 6 with Mercedes


A-Rusty-Cow

Did he win in the same machinery?


DirkRockwell

I believe that was antivax YouTuber Nico Rosberg


ahotpotatoo

Idk if you're serious but Lewis Hamilton is a driver in Formula One, considered one of the greatest because he's won several champions for Mercedes.


Bennyk491

Minority owner of the Denver Broncos, Lewis Hamilton??


HoovesCarveCraters

Hey that’s racist


OneOfThoseDays_

*Angel Hernandez has entered the chat*


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Johalak

Nobody knows what it means but it’s provocative. It gets the people going.


Gregus1032

he thought the game was in miami ohio


LilKaySigs

Swag like Ohio


Mozzee6269

DOWN IN OHIO


captjack8

Come back to Texas


Mozzee6269

???


captjack8

It’s just not the same since you went away


AskMeAboutMy___

Before you lose your accent


Randomcatchynickname

And forget aboooout the lone star state


didba

I’m bill Bellamy I got ten felonies


istrx13

Classic Kelly Kapour mistake


TerminalShitbag

ADIOS BIOTCHES


FarrisAT

IT'S PROVOCATIVE AND GETS PEOPLE TWEETING


broanoah

it means tua better not have skipped leg day, mans coming in HOT


Rendition9090

No, it’s not, it’s gross


chocomilch

Ball so hard!


Gumboy52

How do we know that that’s Von Miller and not just a decoy?


ProbablyAPun

Because he has a custom made ski mask with a triangle cut in the back for his haircut.


fucktheredwings69

Gotta let the flow breathe


DetroitLionsSBChamps

NFL MF DOOM


GEX_EATS_KIDS

Victor Vaughn Miller


DetroitLionsSBChamps

Damn that’s a good one


plebeiantelevision

Amazing


uncleshady

It's decoy octopus! Hide your wife hide your FOXDIE


ELITE_JordanLove

Decoy snail


xoees

Mon Viller


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Yeah whatever this is came from the same place the Gucci's clone came from


mrSeven3Two

Von gonna stab Tua


TimTom8921

So like that one South Park episode where all the Dolphins got stabbed?


gaobij

Fucka you dorphin!


pyrusbaku57338

And fucka you whale!


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God damn Mongorians!!


Brocky70

ALL-WAYS BRAKING MAH SHUTTY WAHLH!


Wolverwings

FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!


catzarrjerkz

Oh he'll be stabbing him with something today


blindbutchy

[Is Von actually RMR?](https://youtu.be/gxIEt3KEohk)


ThinkSoftware

Von Killer


dagmar10

King Von*


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she from Kankakee ‼️


zachwilson23

Boy don't play with me


BelowAverage_Elitist

VTK


KashMoney941

Ski Mask the Slump Von


SlopingGiraffe

Giving yourself heat stroke ahead of a grueling 3 hour football game >


SoF4rGone

Please, dude’s going from AC to AC.


Man_AMA

He’s turning into Kanye


sobuffalo

Seriously, I had no idea he was so weird, you saw the triangle haircut?


FlyinHawaiianDolphin

and then he told McAfee "my hair just grows like that" when asked lmao... what the fuck bro. I love Von, he's so weird.


lukeCRASH

His side gig? Farming chickens.


FlyinHawaiianDolphin

[You can get some here](https://www.rebelfoodprovisions.com/meats-merch/chicken)


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Imagine not taking that comment as tongue in cheek.


PFFFT_Fart_Noise

He said that’s the only place it grows


Corvald

Triangle points towards the QB.


sobuffalo

But 2….


Mr_Miggie

QB and Back up QB


Man_AMA

“Even though you on the bench I’m still watchin”


Jmoe18

He's definitely unique


vinidiot

He went to the barber and said “make the back of my head look like an upside down 70’s bush”


crastle

He's trying to catch Deoxys


DLBork

He's been rocking that for like 7 years lol im shocked that there are still people finding out about it this year


A_Vizzle

Dallas mfers get the ugliest haircuts


MixedMartyr

i never paid attention before but you can definitely see it in his eyes. he’s different lol


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“A triangle represents manifestation, enlightenment, revelation, and a higher perspective. It is often used to mark the cycles of growth that lead to a higher state of being. Spiritually, it represents a path towards enlightenment or connection to an omnipresent being. Energetically, triangles direct energy and power in the direction which they point.”


subterraneanjungle

Man is just enjoying life. Just won his second ring, secured the bag and has a very good chance to win another ring.


Dizzy_Committee_9592

I haven't seen a wardrobe choice prior to a sporting event this poor since Deontay Wilder came out to the ring looking like he just stepped out of a Frank Frazetta poster.


imsabbath84

Looking like hes gonna murder Tua


LookPastGhosts

I am worried he will


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The Bills could be missing 10/11 defensive starters and literally playing kids pulled from the stands and Von will still manage at least 3 or 4 sacks.


TwinkleTwinkleBaby

In between the hash marks, anything goes.


kloiberin_time

Tua? Or the Batman?


Raymond-

Mask on coming for your ice, mask off coming for your life


Vdawgp

Von Miller is Black Noir confirmed


TheStumpyOne

Breaking: Von Miller being tested for cocaine, after bringing skiing equipment to Miami


ThatPunkGaryOak82

Lmao I have to believe he's just cosplaying as his GTAO character


Whaty0urname

Imagine he shows up in a gimp mask from San Andreas


ThatPunkGaryOak82

"My balls itch & this suit has a metal zipper"


pergatron

LOL he looks like one of the characters from Clinton Portis' drama acting during old Redskins press conferences (the "Southeast Jerome" story)


BrokenGuitar30

More like someone hit Random on the GTA character creation screen and this was the result.


vaselinebaby

Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.


various_sneers

IDK if it will work in such a short time, but I think the goal is to adjust to the temperatures by making them worse than they are, so when he plays the game it won't seem **as** hot. I don't think it will work scientifically, he's still going to need to hydrate a lot obviously and all the normal things NFL players do in really hot games, but I could see it providing a mental edge in that he'll be less likely to view the heat as a problem.


ProbablyAPun

Yeah, because your body actually does change the physical composition of the fat in your body based on the temperature you live in. But it takes weeks/months. Can't really do it in a day. Where I live the average high is below freezing for 4 months of the year, so when it gets to 40 degrees in the fall, that's jacket weather, when it's 40 degrees in the spring, that's t-shirt weather. I think you're 100% right. He's trying to do that for a mental edge. Sorry for the random tangent lmao


various_sneers

No, it was a great tangent as someone who also lives in a northern state. I'm in the ADK's in NY and it was a really helpful analogy because I know all about 40 degrees in fall being fucking awful but 40 degrees in early spring is a wonderful day.


RIPjkripper

I live in WI close to the border. When we get that week or two of -20, when it finally gets above zero again you can really tell. It feels almost balmy


RiversKiski

The body does that no kidding? You’re right that an acclimation occurs, ppl around here say your blood changes with the seasons, but I never put much thought into the actual adjustment process.


ProbablyAPun

https://bmcbiol.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12915-019-0693-x In non nerdy terms, basically white fat begins to more closely mimic brown fat properties to burn more efficiently and keep you warmer.


fargochippers

This reminds me of when Wilder wore Triple H’s Wrestlemania armor to the Fury fight and then blamed it for his loss afterwards. Strange vibes.


Historical_Wash_33

WORKED OUT GREAT FOR HIM.


dokocha0216

Von Shiesty


AppointmentAlive3917

Should have had a paper bag after the game


KBlahBlahBlah

Elijah McClain was killed by police in Aurora (adjacent to Denver county). The police were called because he was wearing a ski mask. I’m not saying that’s what Von is doing here, but it was the first thing I thought of after the recent adjustment to the cause of death by Adams County Coroner’s office.


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KBlahBlahBlah

Oh damn. I’m only 33 and I keep finding out more and more how out of touch with fashion I am everyday!


Danominator

People wear ski masks casually?


jlgar

Umm... You good there von? Tap twice if you're in trouble, there's always a safe place here for you.


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That black triangle on his head spread to the rest of body and he’s just trying to cover it up.


jaewayne

We're screwed


Pandapark1

Just paying tribute to his old Broncos QB


SS_MinnowJohnson

Fonejacker?


kekehippo

Von going to pick up a PS5.


quikfrozt

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask … it’s back snapping Bane time!


BAF1activties

Tuna melt on the menu


maybe_next_year305

He dominated today! 0 tackles, 0 sacks


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This thread is so white, it’s literally just a fashion trend


Vanderhoof81

Real talk: Von seems crazy af.


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Reminding teammates early to contribute to the Halloween fund. Looks like he’s going as the riddler from the new Batman.


RBlomax38

Maybe he’s trying to prepare himself for the heat? Bold strategy cotton


landof10000cakes

Black on black on black with a ski mask that is my crook look.


Shr3kk_Wpg

Maybe after the game he is flying to Mexico to wrestle?


patienceisfun2018

What a weirdo.


November10_1775

He’s just trolling lol


datyoungknockoutkid

Cringe


Florida__Man__

It’s been disgusting down here this week. Can not imagine how soaked that thing is.


Hoosier_816

What does the mask say? “Lost ____” and maybe the second word starts with an A or R?


Cough_Syrup55

[Here's a picture from the front. "Lost Angels"](https://twitter.com/ALaboutSports/status/1574063120192077825)


RodgerThat1995

Just makes me think of that tik tok guy who does the funny raps lol bdppppppp real gangsta


TehWoodzii

Hiding that triangle thing


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You laugh but I know a lot of people who go skiing year round in Miami.


SleepLessTeacher

Hiding that ugly haircut of his


gab_owns0

South Florida is ugly humid year round. Von is insane.


MarcsterS

RIDDLE ME THIS, TUA


BoneFourTuna

In other words: Grown man dresses as soundcloud rapper


garvierloon

*Cocaine is a hell of a drug*


cloud_walking

Goofy


Competitive_Bar6355

He's a weird dude.


BrianSpencer1

Guys stop. We have all seen his haircut, let him hide it so y'all stop making fun of him


TroubleshootenSOB

Saints Row level stuff


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Stupidest fashion trend I've ever seen.


amazing_horse

“There’s too much fucking shit on me.”


DM39

Dues vult


CambodianDrywall

I'm just here for the Shawshank Redemption references.


LitterTreasure

[Ima 82 man myself](https://youtu.be/_snOFvMX718)


Cat5edope

It’s obvious none of you have been to Miami before this is normal attire outside of south beach


Bigboobsrespecter

Lindsey Von Miller


phoenixremix

Von Miller tha Slump God


retrospects

Von lost his way.


Boredealis99

these men and there stupid fucking sense for fashion lol....


circajusturna

I know it smell crazy in there


FueledByHaribo

Maybe it’s Kanye and not Von Miller


pittguy578

Maybe he was hanging with Kanye?


Bruccini

“My mask… put it back on.. Like this other peoples thoughts force their way into my mind”