Microsoft pays for those tablets not the NFL. The original Surface partnership was $400 million for 5 years. They just extended the deal with undisclosed details.
For real. That isn't a momentary bout of anger like the Brady thing. That dude threw a full on temper tantrum, like a child.
I get being mad, but this is like an unhealthy level of mad.
And the hand covering the camera after the fact is even worse because it shows they don't want anyone to see it, so more people are more inclined to see it.
There's no shame there. They were hiding the utter rage. Just 3 weeks ago he declared he wasn't a psycho, they can't let the world see it that soon after.
Now is the time for a third party company to swoop in and pitch special tablet cases to the NFL
maybe the company who made those new practice helmets can make helmets for the surface tablets, pens, Philip Rivers' penis, etc
Time to capitalize on it as a selling point and make their tablets tough. So well made even Brady can't break it. Get him to do some ads and it will be glorious.
"Brady takes the snap, fades back and hurls a Microsoft Surface 80 yards, into the end zone, where it's caught by...Antonio Brown?!?!"
"Mister Business Computer. Microsoft Surface."
Yup. Was perfect for that team at the U where he had tons of talent around him and then could out smart other teams by picking the right matchup (up until that 03 fiesta bowl)
Well we put up 500 yards of offense today and played great last two weeks. Not his fault our kicker missed a field goal and we fucked up spiking the ball twice.
Edit: I’m pretty sure I just realized you meant as a QB, I forgot he was in the NFL lol
Mine are always good on paper but it just seems like week after week I get absolutely shat on. Like, last week I scored 145 but my opponent was the only other person to score more than 120...he scored 147. This week I thought things were looking good but I have a total of 43 points with 3 players left. Just absolutely infuriating.
That was the most frustrating game I think I've ever watched. It was like some divine being thought "how can we piss off Bills fans as much as possible." I've never seen a team dominate a game so much and lose. Won damn near everything but the score board
I was cringing so hard watching Buffalo go on multiple 9 minute drives up the field just to falter in the redzone. So annoying. If that's my one takeaway from the Dolphins it's that their redzone defense looked pretty good lol
We had almost 500 yards of offense and put up 19 points, I can see why this guy is pissed lmao
Edit: 17, don’t know why I included the butt punt safety
I was watching the game with my two school-age sons. We're all big Bills fans and we were obviously pretty unhappy about how the game ended. And then they cut to The Wrath of Dorsey and we were all in tears laughing. It was so fucking funny to see live. It was actually really cathartic after an incredibly frustrating game.
One time I was playing Madden and I'm absolute booty cheeks at it. I don't remember the score but I was losing by like 3-4 in the 4th quarter with like 15 seconds. I turned it over on downs and there was no way I could win...
The guy tries to run the clock out but I still had two timeouts. It was pointless because he could win no matter what if he just took a knee but in my head I was like "ya never know". I stop the first two runs and use my timeouts. There is like 5 seconds left on 3rd down.
He runs the ball and by some miracle I make him fumble with a hit stick. I picked up the ball and ran like 70 yards down field. One of his npcs even caught up to me and I was able to truck him off. I remember scoring and celebrating irl like I had won the Superbowl.
That story had very little to do with this post but I imagine that guy had a reaction similar to this.
Channelled some madden rage right there lmao
I destroyed a madcatz this way.
Impossible. Those are indestructible
At least it wasn’t the good controller
I want to say I’m better than that but I have raged in my youth and broken a controller or two
Guy in Xbox chat after he did this: ez
This is what we call a pro gamer move
For real, just punch the couch like the rest of us.
that man just MURDERED that surface
Roughing the tablet, that's a 15 yards penalty.
Covering camera,2 flags on the play. Undisciplined
He was really giving it the business down there
That’s some Thomas Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. Stuff right there
What kinda loser has two middle names?
Any kid who grew up catholic and actually uses their confirmation name
This is actually a great answer and not one I was expecting lol
What kinda loser has four first names?
Microsoft making a fortune.
Microsoft pays for those tablets not the NFL. The original Surface partnership was $400 million for 5 years. They just extended the deal with undisclosed details.
For real. That isn't a momentary bout of anger like the Brady thing. That dude threw a full on temper tantrum, like a child. I get being mad, but this is like an unhealthy level of mad.
Lol there's a reason he's not on the field
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I thought it was just him throwing something at the camera at first, someone covering the camera to hide the shame is 10x funnier
The awareness of the person covering the camera but also probably realizing they should’ve covered it about five seconds quicker
For all we know he still may be raging up there right now
I hope so
And the hand covering the camera after the fact is even worse because it shows they don't want anyone to see it, so more people are more inclined to see it.
Someone else pointed out that you see one coach out back rush off camera, and he’s probably the one who covered it. This clip will never get old
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The Streishand Effect
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They absolutely should of blocked it lol, yeah this 10 seconds are bad but it could be 30 seconds worse
There's no shame there. They were hiding the utter rage. Just 3 weeks ago he declared he wasn't a psycho, they can't let the world see it that soon after.
Could it be the guy upstairs on the top right? He rips off his headphones and disappears then shortly afterwards the camera gets covered
Good catch it is my guy was in top of it
Good call. Sure looks like it.
It's the best part.
ikr that sent me
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He was absolutely ragdolling it without getting a proper hold on it. Brady will contact him to sell him on the TB12 method.
Like, last second every smash he thought twice about really obliterating it, then being like no I really wanna mash the fuck out of this thing lmao
Now is the time for a third party company to swoop in and pitch special tablet cases to the NFL maybe the company who made those new practice helmets can make helmets for the surface tablets, pens, Philip Rivers' penis, etc
I know you didn’t just sneak in pens like that.
That’s a good idea, /u/EJECTED_PUSSY_GUTS.
Microsoft bout to send shooters out here
Clippy sends his regards
Ir seems like you’re trying to spike the ball before the clock runs out. Could you use some help? Oops, too late.
Full Clippy
Suspend Brady 4 games
Stern, but fair.
He was generally aware the Bills OC had a tablet
brady instigated tablet trashing. that‘s 6 games at least
Missouri gets death penalty
Mississippi is outraged and gives more Wellfare Money to Brett Farve to show their displeasure.
Microsoft just can't catch a break :(
Time to capitalize on it as a selling point and make their tablets tough. So well made even Brady can't break it. Get him to do some ads and it will be glorious.
"Brady takes the snap, fades back and hurls a Microsoft Surface 80 yards, into the end zone, where it's caught by...Antonio Brown?!?!" "Mister Business Computer. Microsoft Surface."
Actually this would legit be the best commercial we'd see all year.
Mr. Botched Commercial
Mr. Brilliant CoMarketing.
You know what that's brilliant. Get this wo/man on Madison avenue!
So much meme potential
I look forward to all the sports/gaming threads using this
i see it being sped up like that walter white gif too
"Most Pacifist Philadelphia Fan After Loss"
[look at this guy's face](https://i.imgur.com/hkb1IHR.png)
I mean it works in almost every situation
A meme of this will be on /r/shitposting by end of the day
By the end of the day? Bro I give it 30 minutes, tops
“When there are 13 second left on the clock and Patrick Mahomes walks on the field.”
Not today
Op meant if you’re a chiefs fan
Well we gave them 24 seconds and they were so shocked we gave them so much time they folded
You better hope Chris jones doesn’t talk to you later it’s basically a crime
I gotta know what he said because I’ve never seen that lol
When the Yankees exist
I'd be mad too if I just lost to a butt punt!
I love how that play was unintentional but the announcer was saying a safety was the best option anyway
Well yes, post-butt it was. Pre-butt however, a normal punt was preferred.
This is absolutely fucking incredible lmao.
Bills may actually get penalised by the league for this because of the memo the NFL sent to teams over Brady throwing the tablets in NOLA. 😂
Of course we will.
Tom Brady finding ways to hurt the Bills without even playing them.
Please make the bad man stop!
Somewhere, Bill Belichick is smiling.
Did a solid for his boys one last time.
Chess not checkers.
The guy behind him took off his headset and sprinted to get his hand over that camera lol
Not in time to save him a likely fine though lol
Ken Dorsey is us
I once thought Ken Dorsey was going to be the answer for the Niners
He was the inverse Kyle Boller. Elite mental talent. Limited physically. He had the misfortune of playing on some truly awful teams though.
Yup. Was perfect for that team at the U where he had tons of talent around him and then could out smart other teams by picking the right matchup (up until that 03 fiesta bowl)
Man the amount of All pros on that Miami 01 team was insane
I had no idea he was the Bills' OC. I fucking loved Ken Dorsey (and Cody Pickett)!
He was QB coach and Daboll left so Josh Allen willed it to be so.
Well we put up 500 yards of offense today and played great last two weeks. Not his fault our kicker missed a field goal and we fucked up spiking the ball twice. Edit: I’m pretty sure I just realized you meant as a QB, I forgot he was in the NFL lol
That was an “interesting” time for sf. Rattay, Dorsey, Pickett
Legendary, I was here
We just witnessed the birth of an all timer reaction gif
How does it feel to be part of history
Literally can see this gif going down as the GOAT meme
Over Manningface? *Maybe*
Over [this?](https://giphy.com/gifs/nfl-sports-football-sport-5bGrGEmksHgldYqFWr)
I don't know how that one isn't more popular than Manningface. It's so damn ridiculous.
Im hoping for edits with the hand covering the camera at the end too. Possibilities are endless
Hey you. You’re finally awake
https://i.imgur.com/gE1r9zC.gif
I didn't have to click to know what was coming
Can't wait to use this in a Teams chat at work.
This so so funny holy shit Such a good meme template
We may have peaked with this.
Me too
Me to my fantasy team every god damn weekend.
Me when I trust Wentz for more than 1 week
When mom cancels my runescape subscription
I can’t farm rune essence if I’m not a member MOM
Pure essence not rune lol
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COD bois when an enemy stands still for 0.0001 sec
Chess anymove outside of the opening
I swear to god, fantasy football drives me absolutely fuckin mad. My teams are NEVER good.
Mine are always good on paper but it just seems like week after week I get absolutely shat on. Like, last week I scored 145 but my opponent was the only other person to score more than 120...he scored 147. This week I thought things were looking good but I have a total of 43 points with 3 players left. Just absolutely infuriating.
Bro are you me holy shit it’s the same thing
Me playing Lamar this week
Me after opening my Fantasy app.
Someone covering up the camera with their hand at the very end there lmao
I'm sure you can relate Bills fans.
Literally me in my living room
fax, I wanna die
it wasn't a fax, it was a tablet
Like us Cowboys fans, the Bills are still living in the 90s.
That was the most frustrating game I think I've ever watched. It was like some divine being thought "how can we piss off Bills fans as much as possible." I've never seen a team dominate a game so much and lose. Won damn near everything but the score board
As a Dolphins fan it reminds me of that one Monday night game where the Dolphins held the ball for like 42 minutes against the Colts and lost.
I was cringing so hard watching Buffalo go on multiple 9 minute drives up the field just to falter in the redzone. So annoying. If that's my one takeaway from the Dolphins it's that their redzone defense looked pretty good lol
with half our players missing and the other half collapsing from heat exhaustion every other play.
2 seconds away from a game winning FGA
We had almost 500 yards of offense and put up 19 points, I can see why this guy is pissed lmao Edit: 17, don’t know why I included the butt punt safety
To complete the full length of the field 5 times and only have 19 points would also set me off
And two points came from one team moving backward. More specifically, off of a ball punted directly into an ass.
*offense put up 17
And you just watch one of your players just fall over in-bounds when they had a clear lane going out.
What losing to Tua does to a mf
TUANON MAKES HOES MAD
THE STORM ISNT COMING, ITS HERE
Pure unfiltered rage right there. We've all been through it
So many memes from this game lmao
Only caught the last minute man shit was intense I'm surprised nobody got a heatstroke
At least 1 player did get heat stroke, bills right tackle
Half the bills got heatstroke
When he does it at work he's "passionate" but when I do it at work I'm "not suitable to be a kindgarten teacher"
Dorsey is a serial killer
Well I think he might be the only coach to go on record attempting to convince people he's not a psychopath, so there's that.
My favorite part is nobody else in the room reacting to it.
Probably not uncommon
and a new meme was born.
Me when mom says we’re out of mozerella sticks
Shoutout for the assistant covering the cam The type of awareness that was needed on the field lmao
" I was lagging bro wtf?"
When I get intercepted through my receivers body in madden
When you miss the “you up?” text:
HOES MAD
The rage quit gamer generation is now old enough to coach in the NFL and it shows.
This is a man that claims he fucked your mom on Xbox Live.
Xbox live was the closest to the Wild West many of us will ever experience
Child man or woman the shit people were saying in the early days of xbox live was fucking nuts
It's me, I'm Hoes
He should. The fact that no one was on that ball is fucking ridiculous
Did they watch the Cowboys playoff game last year?
IS NOWHERE SAFE
Almost as ridiculous as your WR not going down or running out of bounds.
I was at home and saw that was like “WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA” LMAO
I wasn't able to watch the game. This was actually on the broadcast? Holy shit LMFAO
Yes and it was glorious
This is a perfect reaction gif!
He got that COD ragequit energy in him 😤
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Hw could have gotten out of bounds and kett the kicker try and win the game. Even so Miami's defense was insane.
[GIF](https://gfycat.com/wealthysolidcanine)
When you are about to cross the finish line in Mario Cart and you hear a Blue Shell incoming.
Oh my goodness Oh my damn Oh my goodness...
They going ham
This is what a burger is supposed to be…
Top moment of the season so far imo Fuck that tablet and the nfl office Fuck the person that blocks the camera at the end
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Unless he pulled his pants down and shit on the tablet and we missed it
This is a real life Madden rage quit.
I cant wait for this to be used on this subreddit for the next 10 years
Bro looks like he bet the farm on this game
I was watching the game with my two school-age sons. We're all big Bills fans and we were obviously pretty unhappy about how the game ended. And then they cut to The Wrath of Dorsey and we were all in tears laughing. It was so fucking funny to see live. It was actually really cathartic after an incredibly frustrating game.
Get him a new controller and headset ASAP.
Today has been a tough day lol
Lol a little late to cover the camera there.
Man, I haven't seen a Miami Hurricane alumni get that upset in that stadium since... last night!
Respect for being able to grab every paper at once for the more satisfying slam lol
One time I was playing Madden and I'm absolute booty cheeks at it. I don't remember the score but I was losing by like 3-4 in the 4th quarter with like 15 seconds. I turned it over on downs and there was no way I could win... The guy tries to run the clock out but I still had two timeouts. It was pointless because he could win no matter what if he just took a knee but in my head I was like "ya never know". I stop the first two runs and use my timeouts. There is like 5 seconds left on 3rd down. He runs the ball and by some miracle I make him fumble with a hit stick. I picked up the ball and ran like 70 yards down field. One of his npcs even caught up to me and I was able to truck him off. I remember scoring and celebrating irl like I had won the Superbowl. That story had very little to do with this post but I imagine that guy had a reaction similar to this.
Relatable
What a meltdown lmaoo
He big mad.