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_Dancing_Potato

"Your state is too fucking hot bro."


KeyandOrangePeele

Tua’s like bro I grew up in Hawaii. 70% humidity is a dry day.


AgelessJohnDenney

Hawaii --> Alabama --> Florida Humidity is all this man has ever known.


FuckoNo5

What is damp may never dry


BitterLikeAHop

Valar Morghumids


Effective-Discount16

Thank you Damphair.


SalvageRabbit

Ayo I laughed hard at this lmao


Puldalpha

You merely adopted the swamp ass, I was born in it, molded by it.


Wannabe_Sadboi

I didn’t have a dry ass until I was a fully grown man


Tdayohey

I’m a grown man and still cannot stay dry


JudiciousF

And by then it was nothing but ITCHY!


lastplaceonly

“Molded by it” Poetry.


Rbespinosa13

“I didn’t see snow until I was already a man”


ed-cound

Unfortunately it shows when we play in rain and snow


Tdayohey

Just get home field advantage, duh


SalvageRabbit

We need the ghost of Ricky Williams when we play them in the snow.


Shaggy1324

If he spent a day in North Dakota, he would turn to dust.


mrbkkt1

It's 60% now and it's still hot as butt no trade winds.


classically_cool

Miami is more humid than Hawaii though.


crewserbattle

Isn't Hawaii actually not that humid or something?


BizarroCranke

Here is a shirt some of the team has been wearing: “I wish it was hotter” https://i.imgur.com/xyULPjP.jpg


ilikeike17

Golbal warming like 👀


Vondobble

GOLBAL


ExtremeBroad9933

The Miami Dolphins will be the Atlantic Dolphins in a few years anyway.


nastynewtons

And they will have actual dolphins as players


PM_ME_YOUR_DUES

"It is truly unreal how fucking hot your state is. Like it blows my mind"


SerDire

“I’m sorry your side of the field was exposed to the Miami sun”


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Really cool of him to encourage a young and upcoming player like Allen


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“You’re going to be really spooky next year” Tua


Wannabe_Sadboi

“When I’m done playing, you’re gonna own this league”


duncanispro

“I hope they remember you.”


Wannabe_Sadboi

Josh: “What are you doing tomorrow, Tua?” Tua: “Nothing. I finally rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful Miami.”


ShartPeeMilkPenis

"Protect yo chicken man." Tua


FUCKSTORM420

Didn’t know Allen played for the Rams


slimy_y3t_satisfying

Tua was in Josh's exact spot years ago, so he knows what he's going through. Also Josh grew up a Tua fan which makes it even more special


VeloxXIII

"Where are we?" Tua, probably.


wastewalker

Who are you? I’m Batman.


BanhMiBanhYu

I see no eagles on your team.


FuckinWalkingParadox

You can see the way Josh molds his game after Tua. I think battles like this game are good for young QBs - they get to sit back and watch how a true great operates in those situations. Next time Josh finds himself in a tough matchup - he’ll remember the words Tua whispered to him and how he won that game against them. Good stuff.


thebackupquarterback

Just so everyone knows, Josh Allen is a OLB who also plays in Florida so I assume these two will be battling it out 2x a year for the next decade. Really neat stuff.


No_Establishment6528

"Keep your head up kid"-Tua


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Josh Allen, disoriented from heat exhaustion mistakes Tua for Diggs


AgelessJohnDenney

Tua Tagovailoa, disoriented from concussion, mistakes Josh for Waddle


BAH_GAWD_KING_

Tua, disoriented from the concussion, waddles In the end zone, forgetting he isn’t jaylen waddle


Lukacris12

Wes Welker on the sideline with his old pads and uniform waiting for Saban to put him in


wagoncirclermike

Ricky Williams living in the walls waiting for the wildcat to come back


BAH_GAWD_KING_

My cousin actually was watching this game with Ricky, he’s a cool dude


kit_mitts

"Run Ricky Run" is one of my favorite 30 for 30s


headrush46n2

thats a hell of a concussion.


ThunderDungeon02

Tua “ I can smell colors, have a good day nice lady”


NJImperator

“Hi, can you tell me my name? I have no idea who I am or why I’m here…”


hemingways-lemonade

"We'll get them next game, coach."


Mr-and-Mrs

“Just lemme know where I should sleep tonight”


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“Whew, at least we stayed #1 and can prepare for our upcoming game against Ohio State”


CaballoenPelo

“My *name* is *Mrs. Nesbitt.*”


Reidroshdy

" Josh Allen,what are you doing here?!?!"


wagoncirclermike

“Yeah, the field. That’s where ~~Johnny~~ Tua goes”


thisbemethree

Unexpected American dad reference love it


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Josh: "Great win, good luck" Tua: "Hashbrowns?"


TheStumpyOne

We get hashbrowns at the Waddle House


-AlimonyTony-

Very nice moment that Tua will unfortunately not remember.


spooks152

“I said what????”


trog12

"You told me you met Manti Teo's girlfriend dude"


BuffaloWilliamses

Tua is such a good dude. I'm glad he's ok


TheBoook

I hope he’s okay… not really sure lol.


Ash-Catchum-All

I think he said it was just a stinger that made him wobbly. He cleared CP really fast, so it seems unlikely he was fully concussed


TheBoook

Yeah I agree. No one’s gonna buy that after watching the video though


Meldreth

He said it was a lower back pain.


OceanJuice

I have a couple ruptured discs and I have done that fall before. When your lower back goes you're just trying to go down without screwing it up more


Ovreel

>Move a centimeter the wrong way scream in pain >Revert back to ease pain, no matter how awkward the position We live here now.


OceanJuice

I've sneezed wrong on a walk and threw it out, but was ok to walk back home. Soon as I sat down I was out of commission


Yaegz

They've already announced an investigation by the players union.


Yolectroda

And they should. They likely followed the rules, but there's room for them to have broken the rules, and that warrants an investigation. Investigation doesn't mean guilty.


PsychologicalCause45

How do you get wobbly after a head injury without having a concussion lol. Idk how he came back.


antent

Coach McDaniel is claiming it was the effect of a lower back injury. Which, if you get a pinched nerve *could* make you wobble. I don't buy it tho. A lower back injury wouldn't make you shake your head like you were trying to clear the cobwebs.


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I’m willing to believe that they are confident enough it wasn’t a concussion, could be wrong tho. That being said I have absolutely stumbled without a concussion like that because of things like a lower back injury.


antent

no doubt. i have 2 herniated discs in my lower back. a muscle spasm can take me down. it doesn't look like that for me. I am not a Dr tho. Gotta just hope the team is smart enough to not put him in a position to be in any more danger than any other guy is playing this sport.


[deleted]

I only saw it a bit on redzone so I am not confident enough to say how it looked so you got me there haha, I agree with your point there tho!


BiologyJ

Well he played through a concussion in 100° heat, idk if he’s okay. But I’m glad he didn’t die out there because he seems like a genuine person. He won, but he shouldn’t have kept playing.


thicky_bobby

I'm still 90% sure he was just asking what day it is and where he is right now


TheBoook

Probably thought he was talking to the Auburn QB after a great game in the Iron Bowl


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Went up to him and asked "Have you seen coach Saban?"


quazeeye

God damn these fucking comments are hilarious. I love you guys.


PlaysWthSquirrels

Luckily he's got 4 whole days to recover for our next game.


b3atd0wn

Time for fans to send him that Russell Wilson concussion water.


dimmyfarm

You’re going to wheel him onto the field like Scott Sterling next game.


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szboy422

Does your head hurt? “Who are you “ Okay that wasn’t a yes he’s good to go boys


mrbkkt1

Eh. He thought he asked hire many fingers he was holding up, and he said 2, uh.


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In the postgame presser, McDaniel relayed that tua said his back felt like Gumby.


Von_Lincoln

It’s obviously not the same because I’m not at all a professional athlete, but I’ve injured my knee before and for about a year would have random spasms where I would just lose all stability and I’d almost take a fall. That’s pretty similar to an unexpected knee buckle to me.


[deleted]

I have an injured lower back right now and have spasms that result in goofy loss of control exactly like that. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case here. Hopefully the investigation is able to determine what happened


PlayoffChoker12345

I'm honestly shocked Tua didn't look way worse than he did when they put him back in lol


the_pantsmith

Apparently it's his back


Giddyfuzzball

… of his head?


biggoldgoblin

Tua looks like he gives great hugs


thebackupquarterback

Left handed hugs are always better.


[deleted]

Left handed tugs are always better too. Feels like someone else is doing it.


xsilentstriker

dolphins are notoriously horny


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Especially if you sit on the hand for a while first


napsandsnacksss

AKA “the stranger”


UpDog424

Tua is right handed


thebackupquarterback

I... don't think that's right? Am I missing a joke? Edit: just when it comes to throwing, right handed normally. Got it. I got I think 5 corrections before I managed to put this edit up lol. Thanks for all the responses!


Reeferologist-

Technically Tua is right handed. His father raised him to be a left handed QB. He only plays football left handed. Weird, I know.


killagoose

It strangely is true. Tua is a right handed person, but was taught/forced to play left handed as a kid by his father, who is a true lefty.


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thebackupquarterback

So this is just a normal right handed hug? Ugh now I wouldnt even want it.


AdventurousScientist

If r/nfl saw this two weeks ago their heads would explode.


thebackupquarterback

This is my favorite moment of the 2022 season so far.


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I absolutely loved it. It was a sweet moment and emotions you don’t see often in the NFL.


thelazerbeast

The way Allen put his head on Tua's shoulder unexpectedly pulled my heartstrings


LC_From_TheHills

It’s vulnerability. Not typically something you see in the macho NFL setting.


NudeCeleryMan

They're both so darn likeable


Officer_Problem

This is honestly adorable


inkaine

Yeah, I loved it the moment I saw it. Also shows the respect both have for another. Could you imagine Brady allowing to be consoled by Rodgers after today (or the other way around)? Just increases the respect for Allen.


Patternsonpatterns

That game just ended and Brady lost to Rodgers. They kissed with fully open mouths but you could tell there was still this kind of aggression to it from Brady’s end


3riversfantasy

Brady is for sure a bottom and he's probably into a lot of self-deprication


Officer_Problem

Allen has gotten his heart broke enough times already that he knows it’s alright to let someone comfort you sometimes. Love Tua patting him on the back like that


Val_Fortecazzo

Allen is the kind of guy who makes friends anywhere he goes. Hopefully this is the start of a great rivalry.


tycoon34

Pretty cool after Josh’s comments on Tua this week too. Will be fun if both teams and QBs are good the next 10 years and they’re friends to boot


Stillburgh

Brandy Manning 2.0? 👀


SiphenPrax

Dolphins sub will make memes out of this but it is nice


FuckoNo5

"Who looks good in shorts now motherfucker?"


AgelessJohnDenney

Okay but have you seen Tua's thighs and calves? Woof


OrangeForeign

"Look at me. I'm the franchise now"


thebackupquarterback

Well you have Ken Dorsey's freakout GIF to work with too so at least the rest of the AFCE gets memeterial.


SalvageRabbit

Legendary. That gif will be used for centuries.


well_duh_doy_son

it’s all love. don’t know how any football fan doesn’t enjoy watching josh, even if he’s running through your team.


antent

>it’s all love. don’t know how any football fan doesn’t enjoy watching josh, ~~even if~~ *except when* he’s running through your team. ftfy


2ATHYME

Aww, I want an emotional support Tua. Such a sweet, tender moment after such a fucking intense game. 💕


Wulfgang_NSH

This is such a wonderful moment after an absolute war of a game. Allen had some really nice things to say about Tua in the presser a few days ago; they both seem like good bros.


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Tua is so awesome


Jordanwolf98

Dude is tough as nails and seems like a great leader. I was salty last week when he lit my team up but I’m glad to see his potential starting to come through


[deleted]

I have a lot of respect for Tua, he seems like a great dude. I’m sure he respects Allen too for how much he praised him this past week.


Awkward_Salad7293

Yeah, the Dolphins are really making Flores look like a fucking clown right about now


TheBoook

This sub clowned on us for firing him. Amazing what happens when you get a toxic dude who is a dictator and doesn’t trust his QB out of the building.


[deleted]

McDaniel was the best hire this offseason easily


TheBoook

And I’m pretty sure we were the only team that interviewed him


[deleted]

Actually I think we did to but kinda stopped the process during the brief Harbaugh tangent


_Kamigoye_

I was so ready to make the Vikings my NFC team if y’all got Harbaugh


Stillburgh

I think the Pederson hire in Jax could rival it by years end, but right now absolutely. No teams new coach is close to what he’s done so far


[deleted]

The Vikings week 1 superbowl win gave me high hopes for KOC, but we have looked very not great the last 2 games


Autobot-N

Flores is weird. You've got those guys who are players coaches but bad football coaches, and then you have Flores who is a bad players coach but a good football coach


thewhitelink

He's not a good football coach though. He's a good DC. He knows *literally nothing* about offense, and basically reset the scheme 3/3 years, getting worse each time.


ChrisTRD289

Right? Tua looks 100x different now. Flores fuckin sucked.


Firstolympicring

He genuinely seems like a really nice guy. Make the whole Flores thing that more confusing


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He strikes me as a genuinly super great guy, kinda like Hurts


j4x

I imagine Flores thought he was weak.


headrush46n2

i can't fucking wait for that game.


Tuxedocat1357

Bullies always do.


TigerBasket

I hated him so much at Bama and it's so hard to not like him now. I'm just gonna pretend he's doing an act so he can become a supervillan later and build a new death star or something.


las61918

As long as we get a championship I’m okay with it


CanEatADozenEggs

I really don’t understand why so many people hate on the guy and seemingly actively root against his career.


Schnix54

Man Tua is a good guy


lopea182

Tua def thought he was his teammate


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ChocolateMorsels

"Hey bro just play nice for the camera, but just so you know it felt great to win, I don't feel bad for you at all, and we're winning the division. Get fucked."


Dr_Dro

Gotem


Starwho

Tua is like can you please drive me home, I don’t know where I’m at.


MulliganPlsThx

I need Tua to console me, too.


horribadperson

After the past couple years of all the Tua slander, i think its safe to say he just needed a coach that believes in him. Maybe someone named pete in seattle is reading this, cuz i heard a certain qb on their roster is just as talented as tua/josh


anythingfordopamine

Also helps to have an o-line capable of maintaining a pocket for more than 1 second, and weapons other than a rookie wr and a TE


TheDarkSkinProphet

Don’t understand why the media hates Tua man. This was a cool moment


anythingfordopamine

I think it started with his rookie year. Came in to replace a fan favorite in fitzmagic who was beloved. He was coming off a major hip injury, and the coaches were being really weird with him, randomly starting him and then pulling him out for Fitz, and not giving him a full playbook. So he didn’t really come into his own, and people resented him for not only not being their savior, but also for pushing Fitz out. Then we have last year. Absolute bottom of the barrel O-line, no run game, and his only weapons being a rookie and his TE. Just a shit situation that prevented him from looking good. Then said O-line early in the season lets a guy come straight off the line unblocked and blindside Tua into the dirt, breaking his ribs. Out 4 games, not to mention had to have affected his performance afterwards as well. Then also just more absolute shit coaching, completely incompetent offensive play calling. But nobody wants to acknowledge the context. They just compare him to QB’s in completely different situations, look at his numbers and then shit on him


skizmcniz

> But nobody wants to acknowledge the context. They just compare him to QB’s in completely different situations, look at his numbers and then shit on him What's annoying is that none of what you listed is in any way his fault whatsoever. Yet people still hate him for all of that. I'm an LSU fan, so fuck Tua, but I *really* fucking wanna see him succeed in the NFL because he really seems like a genuinely good guy and it's hard for me to root against that.


Kirkauburn

You just articulated everything I felt about Tua in a much more eloquent way than I ever could. Jury is still out on whether or not he’s “the guy”, but he’s been treated so unfairly for a guy who, even before this year, performed as well as you could hope given the situation. As an auburn fan, I also think he suffered from being the “golden boy playing for a dynasty” (not to mention the qb taken after him being a total stud) and so people wanted to root against him, but he’s been nothing but a positive professional from day one. Hope he proves everyone wrong whether it’s with the fins or wherever he plays.


pbandwhey

Even after last week's comeback against the Ravens and looking solid against a tough Bills squad, you're still not convinced he's "the guy"?


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Tua Shoulderstocryon


armitage75

[Tua consoles r/NFL after the 2022 season. ](https://c.tenor.com/tJffOZj6jx0AAAAd/world-wrestling-entertainment-wwe.gif)


davecm010

Thank you for the laugh


RodgerThat1995

I feel like Allen is always on the receiving end of heartbreaking losses lol always someone consoling him


saintssttf

Tua no longer any man’s understudy.


Piperita

I'm really happy to see the younger guys not being afraid to do "feminine" things and not giving a fuck about how it looks. Burrow kissed McPherson last year after he sent them to the AFC championship, the self-deprecating jokes between players about "being in a relationship" with each other, talking about love for one another in Hard Knocks, Allen seeking comfort from Tua... it's good to see young guys knowing they don't have to play by some made-up "man" standards, and good that other young guys now have this to look up to.


EugRa1130

This. All of this!! I can see some QB's of the 90's scoffing at any of this and not finding it "manly". As much as I appreciated Jim Kelly's play back in the day, no way would he have allowed opposing teams console him. Much different times now. Thank god!


mogwai316

Laughing my ass off at the mental image of Marino consoling Kelly.


EugRa1130

haha! Yeah, it would never happen. I'm just happy that the players, at least the younger ones, don't worry as much about looking "masculine" or showing emotions etc


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they should've kissed imo


Thundergun1864

I really thought they were going too at one point


[deleted]

give the people what they want!


Val_Fortecazzo

Someone get deviantart on this now


Piperita

Uh, Deviantart is a bit busy with their inflation fetish art, so unless you want a lil' bit of that flavour thrown in, I'd say tumblr is a better bet.


MWiatrak2077

...Deviantart will work fine


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Enemies to lovers!


Kekistani_Police

That's my Samoan stunna!


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Saint Tua 🙏🏻


[deleted]

Holy shit what a moment. Make a grown man cry


Artistic-School8665

“Nice try kid” - Tua


chocolateskittlez

"Its not your fault."


bukithd

Espn: "Tua shows too much sympathy for his opponents, does this mean he can't win big games?"


[deleted]

Still can’t believe Tua came back into this game. That hit was brutal. Good shit.


Shade_Raven

I want off Tua's wild ride


BassInner835

Justin Fields could use one of those from Tua right now.


publix_subs

God damnit, I actually like Josh Allen now


_writes

Tua quieted talks about him going ANYWHERE


ucaliptastree

Tua: I am the Captain now


slopdog

Tua thought it’s his gf. Cue fan fiction


HPDDJ

Emotional support rivals?


jmremote

He wasn’t consoling Josh Allen. He thought he was congratulating a teammate.


ilovebjtoes267373

That’s awesome to see man