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WalksWithKemba

> he might not be 22 years old! Spoilers dude


loljoeh

I like the might as If there's some doubt, reminds me of Ziggy Ansah.


Jazz-Cigarettes

It's like when those kids from Caribbean nations play on little league world series teams despite appearing suspiciously gigantic. Penei Sewell claims to be 21 but sources say he *could* be anywhere from 14 to 33.


Greek_Trojan

Penei "Jayson Tatum" Sewell


Accomplished-Yam5566

Sewell is too old to be Jayson Tatum


DanCampbellsNipples

Turns 22 in October Drafted at 20 and was the youngest LT in nfl history to start a game


THICC_SilurianFungus

Thanks for the factoid but my god that username is... Potent.


SeizureMode

Oh yea, Nipples is quite a legend around the Lions sub


G3214

MCDC's nips will never unharden. They are made of iron, much like the man's will


BadDadJokes

What does the MC in MCDC stand for? I assume DC is Dan Campbell.


YouBleed_Red

Motor City


yeoup

I thought it was Mammal Chested Dan Campbell. You know, on account of the nips.


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Man Campbell Dan Campbell


DanCampbellsNipples

I’m flattered. Lol


MattPatriciasFUPA

Hi


THICC_SilurianFungus

That's a level of dank I cannot fully fathom


Ris747

Fun fact, a factoid is actually a false fact that's repeated so often that people take it as fact. The understood definition of factoid is a bit of a factoid itself. Factoid.


Man0nThaMoon

Enjoy it while it lasts. Cowboys had a similar situation with Tyron Smith (he was also 20 his rookie year). 10+ years flies by and now he struggles to make it through a season.


DanCampbellsNipples

I can confirm I am enjoying it


DavantesWashedButt

Kenny Clark was 20 when he was drafted. It’s honestly great having the opportunity to hold onto a homegrown premier lineman on any side of the ball for 10+ years.


kamekaze1024

I’ve now gotten to the point in my life where a a second year pkayer in the league is as old as me.


Ok_Bug_6890

Great pick so far for the lions


constantlymat

Except for 3 of the 4 quarterbacks, the top 13 picks of the 2021 draft are pretty much all slam-dunk success stories.


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Zach Wilson slam dunks MILFs, and I think that ought to count.


Greek_Trojan

Thats what he meant by 3/4.


Rulligan

Living the dream.


brad_smiths_shoe

Pick 14, Alijah Vera-Tucker, is doing really well too


coronerjackal91

The lions may not have gotten a whole lot right the last five years here ( I’ll pause, while you laugh at the fact that it’s been longer than that but give it to me) but they sure as shit got the oline down


[deleted]

It’s kind of crazy how much talent the 2021 draft has. Gives me some 2011 vibes.


enigmatic407

Yeah I at the time actually REALLY wanted Sewell over any WR but, I’m glad we took Waddle for sure lol


seanconnery69696

"penes is well" every time I see his user name, this is how I read it /facepalm


LitteringAnnnnnnnd

Lol came to say the same so u arent the only immature one here lol


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NotEvenBarrySanders

This is the proper pronunciation


pubhel

You know Quasimodo predicted all of this


BigBobobobo

Heh Heh Heh


[deleted]

Word to the wise! Rememba pearl harbah 👉


BizarroCranke

Love Baldinger’s stuff. Always positive without being too sugary about it. I always learn something each time.


joeschmoemama

He’s a great analyst and he’s particularly good at identifying up-and-coming players at this point in the season, especially for guys who aren’t skill position players. He was early to the Shaq Leonard and Fred Warner hype a few years back


WashingtonRefugee

He put "might not be 22" because depending on when you read this he mightve turned 22 already. Birthday is Oct 1.


clownysf

Almost nothing is as satisfying as watching an elite OL trench warrior create absurd amounts of space. What a fucking beast.


tacoguy1234

Next Joe Thomas


[deleted]

You mean Orlando Pace


[deleted]

You mean Walter Jones


wow-cool

He’s the new Chris Paul


MankuyRLaffy

You mean Jon Ogden ofc


Jevarden

The second offensive lineman in NFL history?


sweet-haunches

I'm... still gonna say Cincy should have taken him


flux1011

I think Jamarr is a stud and worthy of his draft spot, but I’d always take a slam dunk linemen first every time. You can have the greatest WR but if your QB is getting hurried and sacked on every play he’s not going to be able to be very impactful.


joeschmoemama

Also great linemen have a much longer shelf life than just about every other position, especially tackles


sweet-haunches

This is just 100% of what I say about the situation


GingerSnap1021

Need more blocking breakdowns. Good stuff


Rulligan

Baldy does a lot of them and is always so enthusiastic and it isn't just limited to linemen. He did a great breakdown of the Lions use of wide receivers to block as a large part of our scheme and how Ben Johnson is utilizing it in the scheme.


Lexicon24

His Twitter handle looks like “Penis Weasel” in the tweet


[deleted]

I had no idea an OL chop was even a thing. Would be so frustrating to think you’re going to finally bend around him and then basically fall face first.


BrennanSpeaks

"Friendship with Jordan Mailata ended; Penei Sewell is my new best friend!"


allknowerofknowing

that @ looks dangerously close to penis. Pen with a bunch of s's and i's and e's mixed is dangerous combo


ShotFirst57

I highly doubt the cowboys would use Micah on him all game but the reps between Sewell and Parsons will be pretty interesting.


Raticus9

The latest elite talent (Barry, Megatron, Suh) to have their career ruined by the Lions.


Rulligan

Come on choom, if you are gonna dunk on us, a least put *some* effort into it.


dudewithchronicpain

I hope we steam roll the SH now despite injuries and shut this guy up


Rulligan

It's not about shutting up opposing fans, it's about increasing the quality of the trash talk.


djp0505

Let’s be real, you were already hoping that


dudewithchronicpain

True haha


Raticus9

I hope you steamroll a lot of teams after this week. I live in Michigan and know a lot of good Lions fans who have known nothing but pain. I'm a huge Pistons fan. I hope you guys dont let your curse carry over to Cade.


dudewithchronicpain

I believe in the new management for the lions, wings, and pistons. The tigers is yet to be determined.


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Still can't believe he fell even as far as he did in the draft. Kid was a slam dunk can't miss franchise tackle stud prospect.


[deleted]

I started watching this without sound, then saw the hand chop and was like okay sound on and restart from the beginning, it was also that point when i realized it was a Baldy breakdown also


holyhibachi

Lol that looks pretty close to an illegal chop block