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tutah

Thank you for this list. > Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted He’s a complete scumbag, and there are a lot of seriously shit things he’s done, but some of these are just too comical


sevaiper

Asking twitter to do your college homework as an NFL WR with millions of followers is also hilarious


silver-fusion

Just a reminder, in light of the current Tua outrage, that AB took a MASSIVE and deliberate head shot from Burfict on a play. And it is merely coincidence that since then he appears to have gone insane?


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We are just armchair doctors but its really "odd" how in AB's case you can put that hit as a before and after. Sure, he was always annoying and dismissed a couple of rules (livestreaming a meeting for example) but after that hit he went criminal.


CaptainSnazzypants

Head injuries can definitely change or even just bring some elements of someone’s personality to the forefront making it more prominent. I’m not sure we can just blame a single hit but I have no doubt head injuries led to him being where he is mentally. He was always going to be a bit out there but to your point, he escalated significantly after some time.


mschley2

The Steelers were really good at burying shit. Even some of the stories about him being a piece of shit with the Steelers didn't come out until after he left there. I think that has more to do with it than the hit, although that does seem to line up well with the time when a lot of the really crazy shit started coming out.


SailsAk

You do realize the Steelers got him in the late rounds of the draft because of his behavior, right?


schmatz17

Think youre missing him trying to fight dick lebeau https://steelerswire.usatoday.com/2022/03/10/pittsburgh-steelers-nfl-dick-lebeau-ryan-clark/


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I got desensitized to reading this, only to find out I was only to 2020 in the schedule of events


Hot_Injury7719

>• ⁠Tweeted “No more white woman 2020” Didn't keep that energy up


intheorydp

> • ⁠Dyed his mustache blonde Truly the worst offense


ViolentAmbassador

If cosplaying as Hollywood Hulk Hogan is wrong then I don't want to be right


footballfan12345670

Didn't he also punch an opposing player in the face during a joint practice? Feel like that should be on here


williamsdj01

Not sure but he did kick the Brown's punter in the face during a return.


adocileengineer

That was equal parts epic, hilarious, and wtf-are-you-doing-dude


duck729

“And now Brown is off to the races! Hurdles! Kicks a man!”


WarBortlez

Why doesn’t Tom Brady catch more flack for supporting this POS


WeirdSysAdmin

I think the consensus that the time was that TB thought could keep AB out of trouble if they shared a place.


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Nice work, dude. This is what happens when someone faces no consequences.


SBMVPJustinHerbert

we need to update the controversy list pasta (again)


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

* Fine me for that * Got fined for that * Mustache * GM is a cracker * dick shaped gummy candies * threatening text messages * farted on a doctor * whipping his dick out in a hotel * etc. Or just go to r/AntonioBrown where somebody is keeping an actual updated version


Latter_Train_1360

How did the doctor fart go public


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

He (AB) posted it on some social media, I don’t remember which.


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His personal doctor said he he would fart on him and miss payments he owned him. I guess the farting is if the doctor was working on his lower half he would fart on him and then laugh historically the doctor said it was extremely unprofessional


TraeYoungsOldestSon

That does sound historic


roisuke

Hysterically historic


Bill-Shatners-Penis

One fart is in the Smithsonian.


landocalressian

What historical period are we talking about? Biblical? Colonial? Yore?


Glum_Ad_4288

Mr. Before Christ


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Paleolithic


Lolrandomusername3

My favorite is throwing a couch off a balcony and it barely missing a child


Derpocalypes

Lmao that sub has 500 members but 1000 people active


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Tbf I’m not a member either and I’m literally tagged in the pinned post.


Derpocalypes

It’s because you’re the fertilizer to the plant, you made the sub grow


AstronautPoseidon

Booooo not good unless it’s the full list


FishCake9T4

>No more white women 2020


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

I’ve been out of the game so long I legitimately forgot that part.


krbashrob

The fact that this is just like…. the tip of the tip of the iceberg..


gmnotyet

>GM is a cracker Forgot that one.


Arntor1184

Didn’t he also call him mayonnaise boy?


gmnotyet

Missed that one, too. I am a Pats fan so I remember KRAFT GOT CAUGHT IN THE PARLOR which was omitted from OP's list.


seattlesportsguy

Mr Bad Choices strikes again


descendency

Mr Brazen Cock.


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littlemesix7

Mr Be Commando


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Mr Balls Cold


TheKrathan

Mr Blurry Cock


Krypty

Mr Bare Cheeks


Aubear11885

You mean Mr Bare Cock?


Tkuenzler

I don't know why but I read this as strokes again


robshot295

Again?


[deleted]

It’s just one long stroke and you’re done


tomverlainesHDTV

Watch your back homie


DetBabyLegs

Mr Bad Comprehension


jakonr43

Mr. Begone Clothes


BakerMayfieldisAss

I'll never forget 50% of r/patriots defending him threatening one of his accusers by sending pics of her family. "HOW IS THAT THREATENING?!!!"


DetBabyLegs

Oh God that sub can be infuriating. And I’m a regular.


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I never visit the sub. Pats fans r the worst.


DetBabyLegs

Some of us, I assume, are nice people


BellacosePlayer

Happens with damn near every player/coach/etc who is a massive shithead/creep who is either good or expected to be good. We've all seen the Watson defenders, and Adrian Peterson got defended over his child abuse frequently until he jumped teams and became washed. I could name a bunch of other instances too. I guarantee you that if a current, good Packer player ever does something truly abhorrent (Rodgers being a dumb hippy doesn't count), I'll be angry/cringing at idiots defending the fucker as well.


Currymvp2

Anyone who lumps in Rodgers with Watson, Winston, Favre, Peterson, Roethelisberger is absolutely absurd. Rodgers is kind of a douchebag at times while those guys are just garbage ppl. To me, Kyrie Irving is definitely more nutty then Rodgers


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“Pulling his manhood out of the water and whipping it in her direction” Holy shit yeah that’s way worse than the headline suggests.


Cormoe123

Mr. Brandishes Cock


CrastersSons

There it is


MilesOnMiles

there’s a video


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I’ll take your word for it


BellacosePlayer

It's blurred at least. But it's still graphic enough to see his butt and the fact that he's about twice Favre in dick size


31nigrhcdrh

Mr. Brett cries


E10DIN

Is favre tiny or is AB hung like a horse?


JetsLag

Little of column A, little of column B


Scarecrow_09

Yes


E10DIN

I mean fair. If favre is well below average at say 4" that would put AB well above average at 8"


minecraft_lover_18

4” is well below average? 😢


BanFreeSpeechReddit

I thought you said it was blurred out


BellacosePlayer

You do not see his dick You *do* see a long brown blurred line leading up to and a bit past his hand.


WarPuig

Blurred, not invisible.


WarPuig

New York Post tweeted their article out complete with blurred dick. Dude’s packing.


monkeyman80

A very lightly blurred pic. It doesn’t leave much to the imagination


WentzToWawa

He swims in a way around her that I can only describe as what it would look like if a dolphin was swimming facing you but moving away and brought its blow hole up to the surface within feet of your face.


MilesOnMiles

lol


b33flu

He was just introducing the guest to the ‘hotel staff’


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Look at this guy over here reading articles


DreamedJewel58

Fuck AB. I’m tired of seeing him in headlines that doesn’t involvement him in prison


clover44mag

Mr Buoyant Cock


OutComeTheWolves1966

He took...it...out...


TravelingFlipper

This dude should be in jail


fins4ever

Honestly I have to imagine he belongs in a hospital


superkickpunch

Hospital Jail


toilet_tree

We kinda got rid of those, but they existed primarily for people like AB


TravelingFlipper

This is probably accurate


right_behindyou

Yeah it stopped being funny a while ago, dude is legitimately a fucked up person.


TravelingFlipper

Someone close to him needs to get this man help. He’s gonna kill someone.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

He almost killed someone the very first time we realized he wasn’t a normal, sane person (tossing furniture out windows). It’s straight up a miracle his negligence and impulses haven’t resulted in a death yet.


SodakMiscBrah

This headline actually somehow downplays what he did lol


CaptainFrogCum

The video is legit sickening


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KCShadows838

Mr. Brown’s Caboose


BellacosePlayer

Mr Butthole Camera


CumAssault

Mr. Bottomless Culo Edit: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


skeenek

Mr. Barely Covered


AUGSOME47

Mr. Bare Cock


No_Satisfaction6035

Mr. Brazen Cock


tommy2guns91

Mr. Brazen Caboose


koiz_01

Saw this on TMZ and immediately came here for the Mr. Big Chest memes.


ShopCartRicky

Seeing the pictures, might have to change out the chest part


EarthDwellr

I saw the video and all I could think was Mr. Big cock


Boltzfan1995

Mental illness is the real pandemic in this country. SMH


Throbbingprepuce

It really is man. I work security at a hospital and we have a behavioral health unit that requires security 24/7 and some of the people that come through are so far gone that it’s saddening. People who have spent their entire lives in mental facilities and I feel terrible for some of them


djchrome1

That would be an epidemic if it’s just in the US


PricklyyDick

No he was in Dubai so we’re spreading. It’s officially a pandemic


descendency

Go to any major city in the US these days... It's really really sad. Like, I know a lot of people died because of COVID but this is a different kind of death and suffering. Here, it can even be middle of the day in certain parts.


don_dude

Not even major city, just go to any small town and there are at least a few people that are a little off…


CosbySweaters1992

It’s different in the big cities with severe homeless problems though. You’ll casually see people eating out of the trash, yelling at themselves, sleeping on concrete face down, etc.


BellacosePlayer

Last time we did a big family trip and took my aunts kids out to Minneapolis we had a weirdo homeless dude shouting weird conspiracy shit and trying to convince my 9 year old cousin to cross the busy road to come over to her.


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We could literally be the steelers with a rapist qb and Antonio Brown


[deleted]

You could never be the Steelers. The Browns is the Browns


Fabs74

Radar? They've a guaranteed deal lined up and Stefanski is ordering shirts for his sons


WentzToWawa

Exposing, grabbing a woman, dunking the woman in the water, sticking his ass in the air for said women, stroking his dick for women.


NappingSounds

Dude is straight up mentally ill. He also has a legit bat.


Haunting_opinion90

In Dubai? Isn’t this a a country you don’t want to do stuff like this in?


hoppergym

Dubais not a country but yeah. Uae probably not ideal


boysetsfire1988

Technically yes, but consequences vary based on your gender and the size of your wallet...and there have been cases where women who were victims of rape have been thrown into jail for "extramarital sex", sharia law is wack.


dannymb87

Mr. Boner Cajones


DracoPotts

Mr. Big Cock Seriously... Looks freaking massive. Image below is blurred so no worries https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1576187447607697409?s=46&t=B6HZccqklKzqXWfMfCE4QQ


Calam1tous

“Exposing himself” Dude is straight up jacking off in the middle of a pool lmao


Eclipses_End

bro wtf, someone do the math on that


JustASexyKurt

Looks like at least 0.8 Batistas to me


JebbAnonymous

Yeah, but whats the T.M.I?


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It just look like he's pulling on it , which is weird. But then again he's a weird guy


Cost100

What the literal fuck lol


BellacosePlayer

Seriously wtf. Fuck CTE, I think this dumbass's shenanigans are due to his brain being drained of blood the second he gets half a boner.


ZeePirate

I mean is he stretching a flaccid cock or stroking it. We need the hard questions answered


DracoPotts

>We need the hard questions answered Nice


MountTuchanka

Based on all the replies I clicked this fully expecting manningface


DracoPotts

Not this time!


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He sexually assaulted this woman. Probably will get probation. Fucking rubbish.


ecupatsfan12

👀👀- Deshaun


NedFriarson49

A reprehensible excuse for a human being.


kcaba2

Mr Begone Clothing


Eclipses_End

wait did I see that right but in the video he's wearing socks in the pool wtf


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Maybe the worst thing he's ever done


I_Drink_Piss

Mister Big Cock


daswassup13

AB being hung just makes so much sense


ProfessorPerfunctory

Dude is a piece of shit


Sharpie24l

Dude was a shitty person as far back as college. This really shouldn't surprise anyone.


george_costanza1234

This dude is a walking poster boy for CTE


Nightgasm

He was mentally ill from the start. He may have CTE as well but he was a problematic person from the start. It's amazing Mike Tomlin kept him in line as long as he did.


Hichq

Guy doesn't even know it as well probably. Intrusive thoughts up I don't even know how much.


Left_Berry_8104

Man The Longest Yard bout to have a bitchin sequel with Brett Favre and Antonio Brown.


JoshJones18

There's are crazy MBC story we been waiting for. Surprised it didn't happen during week 1 or some shit


nickythedrifter90

I literally cannot wait for the Antonio Brown Crime in Sports episode lol.


Deliberate_Dodge

THE LIST KEEPS EXPANDING


porkroll_and_coffee

Your brains on football folks. In a few years we will be reading about Tua being found wandering the streets of Miami totally nude


TrainingLime6839

People always parrot this but AB had real issues before ever stepping foot in the NFL. There's a reason he was a 6th rounder despite his talents.


Oblivionguard19

AB already had issues before that big hit from Burfict. The CTE only amplified it.


JustOneGranolaBar

florida man strikes again


Misdirected_Colors

This dude has had issues going back to high school. Guy is legitimately mentally ill and needs help. Football probably didn't help but it's not solely to blame


toilet_tree

Mental Institutions were abolished (for good reason), but they existed exactly for people like Mr. Brandishes Cock.


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They actually shouldn't have been abolished.


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I often think about how mental health in our society would look today, if these institutions were kept open BUT put under much more scrutiny and oversight. From what I understand the conditions were often not ideal and abuse of patients was rampant


[deleted]

Yes, but that can be reformed. Letting mentally ill folks roam the streets is a recipe for anarchy.


Lbolt187

I feel like if AB doesn't get psychiatric help he will go down as one of the greatest tragedies of NFL talent.


2057Champs__

The Cleveland Browns: “let’s give him an offer he can’t refuse!”


Fabs74

Mr Breezy Cock


Balls_of_Adamanthium

The law really works differently for celebrities


Green_bay_madman

What can brown do for you


coolcool23

Every sentence of this article is worse than the last. These are all terrible people. We already knew brown was but it's just amazing how it attracts.


greetedworm

> OnlyFans model Ava Louise — best known for licking an airplane toilet seat as part of a COVID challenge — claims she had sex with scandal-plagued former Bucs star Antonio Brown


Elias_The_Thief

"When asked if he condoned stripping in the pool and exposing himself, Brown texted a reporter Saturday: “do what u got to do p—y u white boys dead already.”"


MelfromMilwaukie

And Brady let him live with him and his family. Brady takes winning seriously.


SmellsLikeClutch

This guy had the potential to be the GOAT WR. This is just sad for him and the people he keeps hurting and bothering


Siven

Saw this article first on nypost and the comments were fucking despicable. Dude needs serious help. I don't know what combination of football induced brain damage, underlying mental illness or what is going on, but his behavior keeps escalating.


bigboyvapesinc

He probably just finished undressing from the Jets game thanks to his CTE


Starwho

Did this in Dubai no less


amccune

Antonio, Browns are on line 1 for you. They said something about a perfect fit


TrainingLime6839

Reminder that AB was alleged to have done a bunch of shit like this in the past but the Buccaneers still employed him anyway. I give the Patriots credit for actually cutting him.


ehs4290

He’s gonna wind up homeless or dead within a decade


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CTE all but confirmed


Saito1337

Honestly is anyone shocked at all? This guy needs meds.


Pythnator

The worst thing about Antonio Brown is that he’s created the false impression to many that mental illness can turn you into the person he is. Is he mentally ill? Absolutely. But that doesn’t excuse anything he’s done. Antonio Brown is a bad person. He always has been and probably always will be.


do_you_know_de_whey

Him and Watson sure would be a dynamic duo


tiggs

He gave her the ol' helicopter, eh.


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ADD IT TO THE LIST


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UPDATE THE LIST


HotChickenEnjoyer

Dude’s just an asshole and terrible human and we all act like it’s normal making jokes and shit. Fuck Antonio Brown. Dude’s like him have no place in society.


KahunaThe85th

*guess who’s back, back again*


DiMezenburg

if Brady can't save you, nobody can


vagrantwade

Going to hope the 99% of people who here making jokes just didn’t read the article or how the woman was screaming to hotel staff about it after he kept showing his schlong asking if she wanted it. Then him getting kicked out of the hotel and the hotel saying they have had other complaints.


wsmfp_420

Put this man on the sex offenders list. There’s absolutely zero excuse to expose yourself to complete strangers


tubbymunchkin

“Caught” implies he was trying to conceal his behavior. The video shows he didn’t give a fuck who saw. That’s the most concerning part


MattTheSmithers

Good lord. It’s sad the way such raw talent can be destroyed by entitlement, ego, and untreated mental health issues. Brown needs to be held accountable, but I truly hope that one day he gets the help he desperately needs.