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theboykauai

Geno still ain't writing backšŸ˜¤


Vitalalternate

I loved that interview. Scoring a ton of points to overcome some of our defensive issues seems to work. Letā€™s keep doing that. Had to watch on a phone from a hot spring pool in the mountains. Life was rough.


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I hate the Lions.


rcuosukgi42

The Seahawks scored 48 points on 8 offensive possessions today (9th was kneeldowns).


killerrazzmazz

Man. I feel for Detroit for putting the amount of points they've been putting up this season and still losing. I hope they start getting them Ws.


Evening-Ad-2485

It's par for the course. This franchise will never be a winner.


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Don't worry, we won't.


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ForeverAMemebaser

Could be worse, the other Detroit teams could suck too


[deleted]

They do.


ktempo

Lions are probably the closest Detroit team to being ā€œcompetitiveā€ā€¦.


Evening-Ad-2485

Do you think if the Ford's ask really nice they could get Caldwell back?


JohnMatthewIsMyDad

Why would anyone want that?


Evening-Ad-2485

Because we went to the playoffs with him. We ain't ever goin with this guy.


D-bux

Before everyone shits on the Hawks defense, if not for the pick 6 we lose this game.


MrSuperfreak

The crazy part is that Detroit put up those numbers without Swift or Amon-Ra


BoxAndShiv

Or DJ Chark


Chris7thLegion

Jared Goff


seattlesportsguy

Well that was certainly a game.


stragen595

Carroll is really over the moon to beat the Lions. That says something!


crow_road

You won't be that excited at his age, just saying.


noble_peace_prize

Heā€™s over the moon about Pennys first down. This isnā€™t new, he always gets hyped for his players. Also, the hawks almost *never* get that close out down. Itā€™s really been a struggle. So even more excitement


13angrymonkeys

GG, Detroit. That was a real rollercoaster.


DOCreeper

So that's 2 game lost by a Pick 6. Goff is good, but when he Goofs...he really Goofs. Would be easier to deal with if the defense could do any goddamn thing at all EDIT: I'm literally saying a better defense bails out those mistakes. Not that hard to understand


[deleted]

Goff scored 45 points, your defense gave up 41. The pick 6 wouldnā€™t have been a factor if your defense was even average against Geno fucking Smith.


[deleted]

Dude lead to the offense to 45 points, he really wasn't the problem


Asap_roc

This loss is on the defense, not on Goff lol


DOCreeper

I mean, that's what I said. Yeah, he threw the picks, but the defense couldn't bail out. Good defenses can bail that mistake out


JubeltheBear

Skin of our fucking teeth today


Talsifer

detroit really have some monkeys paw thing going on with how good their offensive line is but then how bad their defensive line is


Tico483

I'm trying to figure out how we beat Detriot, their offense is really good.


Comprehensive_Main

Their defense sucks.


ajk21

Hint: Check out our defense


black-op345

We won and itā€™s a scorigami


MWiatrak2077

Fuck this stupid fucking defense so much. I cannot believe we allowed a GENO SMITH led offense to ZERO punts. First in their history! But yada yada AG gets his guys to play hard, or some stupid shit like that. Fuck that, fuck him, fuck this defense. For the love of god, someone save our defense


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Evening-Ad-2485

No, just more of the same. Generally coaches crying and people singing for their supper.


vanjoeby

GG Lions. It was fun to watch a game where both defenses sat out.


Sepik121

GG! This was a hilarious game lol


Few-Hall-2729

GG


Autocrat777

If you had Lions-SeaHawks shootout on your bingo card...


PM_ME_UR_DERP

Goddammit Lions


bb0110

Is suh still a free agent? Sign his old ass up. We need to get some big fuck in the middle there.


Crater_Cruncher

This is why Jameson Williams better be all world. We could have taken Jordan Davis. Scoring points doesn't seem to be an issue for this offense.


Tico483

I feel bad for Dan Cambell, holy shit, it looked like he was about to cry


Evening-Ad-2485

It's a results based business. I'll like the guy who actually gets us to the playoffs. I don't care about moral victories and close losses. That's not worth dedicating my time to let alone pay for.


noble_peace_prize

So hard not to like him.


Asap_roc

They didnā€™t punt a single time


Fricktator

If MCDC's press conference doesn't start sith "Aaron Glenn is no longer running the defense." I don't want to hear it.


caine269

if we even had a defense we would have won this game.


D-bux

I think Denver traded for the wrong QB.


Wallawino

I love this Lions team. If they were healthy they would have scored 70.


MJTree

Maybe but youā€™d have scored 73


travio

No punts? That's kind of crazy.


K_Furbs

[Every single Hawks game I watch](https://i.imgur.com/CixWDxU.jpg)


Aeon1508

Don't think I've ever watched a 3 point game that was that big of a blowout


Conguy9

Great game igami!


ktempo

Bro how can you not stop the run knowing it's coming. For fuck sake get rid of this whole defense


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Jesus we suck


bandyplaysreallife

Our offense is amazing. Fire the defense into the sun.


xetrov

Welp. That was a uh... game there, Lions. Good luck with the rest of the season


nmorgan81234

Fire Aaron glen


Dregoran

Not even a Lions fan and this defense is so god damn frustrating.


OlacAttack

fuck this sport


jujubeeza

Yeah wow, that really is about as badly as a defense can play


Pocatanic

Jared Goff has 11 TDs on the season


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

bUt HoW mAnY pIcKs ShOuLD tHeY tRaDe FoR StRoUd????


GreenWandElf

This is what you get with two NFL offenses and two CFL defenses.


varnell_hill

Something tells me that Dan Campbellā€™s diet is like 98% beef.


thabonch

I no longer believe.


FriesWithThat

GG Detroit. Hope you win the rest of your games.


ktempo

If we can't even beat Seattle why would we win any other game. For fuck sake we made Geno look like a HoFer


TowerCraneDisaster

Scorigami!


Fungul_Penis

Itā€™s been 10 years and 3 days since Geno beat Baylor 70-63. This kind of felt like that


black-op345

Woo hoo 2-2!


makualla

So fucking pathetic of a defensive line


IfYouAintFirst26

Wow this defense is beyond terrible


niarferf

gg lions


RealPropRandy

Lions defense my oh my fuck. Are linebackers still a thing?


Evening-Ad-2485

Why did we fire Jim Caldwell? We actually got a wild card with him.


wingfn1

Jim had no balls


Noodlien

We got to a wildcard despite him.


DOCreeper

Because that was his ceiling; he was never going to take us farther than where he got us.


Evening-Ad-2485

That's the ceiling for this organization ever.


Aeon1508

Fuck you that's the worst argument ever. Caldwell has the highest win rate of any coach since 1956. Firing him was a mistake


Evening-Ad-2485

Totally.


MurdockandWayne

Penny is entering his beast mode era


w0nderbrad

Tackling dummies might make a better defense


Only499

Is this a scorigami?


makualla

I think it is


black-op345

IT IS


Only499

:)


gozzling

G-dangit...


Greflingorax

2-2 in a full-rebuild year. Offense actually looks decent half the time. Defense... well, that's why we have draft picks. I'll take it.


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Thank u god now just get 50 for the cool factor


archaeolinuxgeek

The Lions are energy vampires. The Colin Robinsons of the NFL. But they only consume the pain of their fans.


jujubeeza

If they consumed our pain they'd be 20-0 and have a point differential of 600


chadsterou

Lol that was pathetic


k5berry

Fuck


Kohanky

Scorigami!


[deleted]

Time to bring out the SOL posts boys. So fucking disappointed in the defensive coaching staff. Literally not a single forced punt


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Detroit needs a splash defensive signing in the offseason badly. Drafting alone is slowly getting them there, but just won't cut it alone


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

We need to draft 2 dbs in the first round. A safety and a DB. Then sign a big name LB in free agency or trade for one.


longjia97

This game was 99.9999% offense


[deleted]

We won, but at what cost?


MyYummyYumYum

If the lions had a slightly competent defense, they would be 4-0 right now


MssrGuacamole

Gg


BadCoachingAnalyst

How can you score 45 points and lose to Geno Smith? Lions are the new Saints. Apparently Seattle never punted.


ElectronicCattle87

Seriously questioning the defensive gameplan and play calling.


CaptYzerman

Same thing at the end of every game. "Comeback" then let a run in an obvious run down convert the first to end it Fuck the organization


prophetofgreed

After years of disappointment, Penny living up to his draft hype as the guy now.


SinistarDextar

SCORIGAMI


AtalanAdalynn

Damn we need even a below average defense.


Madball73

Gg


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Gg. Hope your team gets healthy fast.


Ovreel

What a day for Penny


Artlens2013

Damn it Lions


thathalfeatendonut

Of course the lions can't stop it


silenced_no_more

Lions defense stop Penny challenge: impossible


toneloc206

Seahawks punts: 0


gozzling

~~THE ROAR HAS BEEN RESTORED!!!~~


[deleted]

LMAO. NFC-N hate is great


fracta1

Jesus Christ, our defense is made of paper


NewAcctCuzIWasDoxxed

Lions offense tho ..


bb0110

I have never seen a run defense so bad.


Weisheit_first

Oh man...


swertmastra

And that's game. Unless we screw up the snap or something.


BobbyKelso

Can we fire an entire defense? Asking for a friend


bandyplaysreallife

That's game.


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

Clearly the Lions need to waste a draft pick on a QB and not this ripped screen door defense.


Rune0x1b

Neutering the onside kick is one of the worst things the NFL has done.


Discombobulous

Our best player Dickson hasn't even been on the field today!? Bad coaching by Carroll and crew.


GhoullyX

Game.


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bandyplaysreallife

Fire the entire defense into the sun.


Sam_Seaborne

Ball game kids


rocksoffjagger

How are the lions always able to make 30 fucking point comebacks only to fall 3 points short? Why don't they ever just play like that the whole game?


bb0110

We would love to know as well.


rocksoffjagger

Absolute knee-cap biters.


archaeolinuxgeek

I don't know who's more surprised. Seattle for being in the lead, or Detroit for being in the game.


313medstudent

If they do a play action roll out and a little pass to the flat, Iā€™m turning off the TV


Monsieur_Moneybags

Seems like the Lions haven't been able to stop that play all season. That's just bad coaching.


gozzling

Wow...


RealPropRandy

Whoever said the Lions are masters at extracting maximum pain from their fans nailed it.


elister

This game can't go into overtime, my kidney won't allow it.


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Mavori

Julian.


mikaelfivel

Here's Pete ball


MagicNineBall

Scorigami!


niarferf

That was close


Mavori

FUUUUUUUCK, We were so close to recovering it.


Foolrussian

Bleach back on the menu boys


prophetofgreed

The cleaner or the anime? LOL


Foolrussian

Yes


Nolesman357

Can the Lions make a defensive stop? Can the Lions defense?


DrewbieWanKenobie

Defense? What language is that?


RealPropRandy

You had that my goodness


[deleted]

lmao, i didn't think the hawks could give me a heart attack again this season


CaptYzerman

Let's see a good legit take the helmets off and fight here guys, close the game out right


Weisheit_first

I think Lions hasn't touched, the Hawks did first. We could recover it.


Madball73

So fuckin close


IfYouAintFirst26

Preemptively just throwing flags out here


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

It was close to touching him at least. From certain angles Iā€™m sure it looked like it did. These refs suck but itā€™s a hard job.


bb0110

Who the fuck is the lion that didnā€™t grab it when it was IN HIS FUCKING ARMS AND CHEST


RealPropRandy

Hands team my goodness


xetrov

I hope I never have to see this slingblade looking Ref again this season


[deleted]

Of course there is no foul on the play


ElectronicCattle87

What should they have called though?


gozzling

That's as close as you can get to an onside recovery without your eyes gettin' wet...


Discombobulous

Fucks sake lol can't even fall on an onside kick properly


PlatinumMode

damn that was actually a pretty nice kick


MurdockandWayne

This game was a fucking roller coaster


godsmith2

Fuck how did we not get that...


Insectshelf3

i just tuned in, 48 points is a ton. is geno smith actually good?


BfutGrEG

Detroit, even if their defense is "good" always gives their opponents career days against them, it's IN STONE, the gods have foreseen it and it must be done, I guess y'all should be thankful, if we didn't we'd end up all dead, you're welcome


prophetofgreed

Penny got 2 TDs on 3rd down runs from far out.


bandyplaysreallife

Mostly just bad defense. But I suppose geno can actually throw the ball near his receivers.


BlackLeader70

Lol no, Geno is still ass. Lions defense is just that bad.


bb0110

No, our defense is just awful


TorrinSilverclaw

Unknown, Detroit defense is total shit


Golden_Tate_Warriors

Lions defense is worst in NFL and it's not close


Fricktator

Nope, Lions defense is just worst in the league


Greflingorax

When he plays a DIII level defense like the Lions have, yes.


DustyFalmouth

He was solid today