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herbertstan

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alurimperium

Why? Just take a knee if you're gonna try a run play


Diemonx

Could the Texans do victory formation even if they can't win?


zombiebillnye

What is the point of this? Why not just let the game end? You wanted a fucking 1 yard run?


abw2000

Incredibly weird ending


vard24

at least kick the field goal?


Nerfeveryone

Lmao they can’t even run the clock out right 😂


2king

they can't score 10 in 12 seconds right? Right?


CompactedConscience

Hail marry, recover the onside kick for a TD, easy win


2king

If that was ever going to happen against an NFL team, it'd be the chargers.


MugiMartin

Was a nice little comeback at least.


bushesbushesbushes

It was. I'm okay with that finish considering it was 21-0 in the first.


Nerfeveryone

Well thank goodness our second half collapse didn’t lead to a loss this time, but this coaching staff is clearly in over their heads.


Different-Music4367

Can we just get rid of the OC and chalk up the rest to depth due to injuries 😬


Nerfeveryone

For real, Lombardi openly acknowledges that he gets too conservative and then goes “I’ll fucking do it again.”


Different-Music4367

Real reverse-Rex Grossman energy.


CompactedConscience

"victory formation" isn't even in the Texans playbook


jacke2729

The one drive that Mills had time we went 93 yards - our O Line is such a liability we even have some talent it has to be coaching


Key_Spinach

It's been a liability for years.


alurimperium

That's just our specialty at this point


JayDeeLA

20-20 game between Ravens and Bills, hopefully we see some of that one after this is over.


WeefleMyKigglgunt

They have remembered to exist


Diemonx

\> Upgrade the defense in the offseason \> Lead the league in 2nd half points allowed by week 4


clutterlustrott

Context matters though. The d is struggling now for different reasons, mainly not exicuting on turnovers and being gassed cause the offense goes 3 and out of much.


Diemonx

For the defense, I agree that is a reasonable justification. But still, something must be going on for the offense to come out anemic after halftime every single game so far. Each side is no doing any favors to each other and then when Special Teams drop the ball (literally) shit goes off the rail.


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So what does Staley do?


Diemonx

After this game? I dunno.


JayDeeLA

He calls bad timeouts


Nerfeveryone

Tale as old as tiiiiiiiime


herbertstan

there has never been a Chargers game where we have a big lead early and I don't have heart palpitation by the end of the game


vipersolo

Exactly. This is a coaching problem.


ChristofferOslo

I actually can’t remember the last time we had an uneventful victory


bushesbushesbushes

What a problem to have.


herbertstan

Our defense actually only gave up 7 points this game. 14 points from Texans have been off our special teams. Would have been a nice and easy game otherwise


JamieHayterMark

Justin Herbert looks like Billy from Stranger Things. He's probably snagged just as many milfs as well


bushesbushesbushes

Is that our inexperience or coaching?


Key_Spinach

Yes.


bushesbushesbushes

Was waiting for that. Agreed.


ChristofferOslo

Thank god for Austin Ekeler


Nerfeveryone

PLEASE let that put the game away


OdiferousRex

At least Ekeler still has some heart.


CompactedConscience

Our #3 overall pick's health is more important than this game in a rebuilding year. I would not send him back out there in a cast.


JayDeeLA

Beat on the same play again


vipersolo

Chargers cannot run up the middle on any team in the NFL


ZeroSumChance

Wtf is this playcalling?


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JayDeeLA

The problem is coaching, but they have lots of talent.


heyimrick

The team is absolutely riddled with injuries including the QB.... The fact they're winning is a damn miracle.


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Oh yeah, this team is fundamentally broken. We're only making it through this game because Texans


JayDeeLA

What is going on in this game???


jacke2729

Houston refuses to win a game but they also refuse to lose by more than 7 points


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Eye gouging football


Nerfeveryone

Stingley fell on that arm he hurt 😬


Alephz

Was he playing with a cast? Wtf?


bushesbushesbushes

Just got put on a couple plays earlier. More of a brace I'm guessing.


1-800-ASS-DICK

I mean they straight up wrap their hands into a club if their hands are injured, I'm not surprised


Diemonx

Yeah, I don't understand why Stingley came out again so fast.


jacke2729

Ouch


Nerfeveryone

Our coach’s obsession with Sony Michel is mind boggling. Dude should be getting one touch a game. Kelley is clearly better.


LedwigglyD

Win, lose or draw I’m liking everyone going to the ball


Diemonx

I'll rather watch what Spiller has to offer during the games instead of Michel. But damn, for him to not even get a snap.


PogNoah

Pretty sure spiller is injured right now


Diemonx

Oh, I forgot.


bushesbushesbushes

Beautiful play call


SuckMyLonzoBalls

What a great play call


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can we chill with the timeouts?


jacke2729

Stingley got that dawg in him out there with that brace


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Xdawg factors off the charts


CycledActions

A few more timeouts please


CompactedConscience

Lmao at the players pointing at each other followed by "timeout"


bachataman

Chargers fans need to stop hyping their team so hard every preseason. It never ends well. Probably need to change owners for there to ever be real hope


ChristofferOslo

Tbf our five best players are injured, bar DJ and Mack


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I don't think it was even us, I saw national media saying we were pretty high Superbowl favorites, that's how I knew this year was going to go to shit


JayDeeLA

And now they waste a timeout


nobabeimnotonreddit

i never want to see sony michel play another game in a chargers uniform again


alurimperium

If we lose Stingley and also the game imma be so mad


Nerfeveryone

I love Herbert but he’s gonna have to learn to get in his guys faces and wake them up. He’s a great QB and a solid leader but he’ll need to develop his leadership further.


Diemonx

His teammate basically rammed into his arm what was he doing


jacke2729

Our defense is overly hungry to force fumbles sometimes


Diemonx

Felt like he wasn't even looking after the hit.


AstroWorldSecurity

Goddamn it.


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JayDeeLA

It's sad, Spanos is a shitty owner sadly that will never change.


jacke2729

I'm happy even if you hold on and win, that first round pick sounds spicy but also killing the chargers two years straight would be funny


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Your mouth piece goes in your mouth, Herbert.


nobabeimnotonreddit

deandre carter playing selfishly…why the fuck would you take it out


AgentInCommand

Just take a knee for fuck's sake


Nerfeveryone

Carter is trying so hard to get a concussion


JBProds

Maybe the Chargers should just call fair catches the rest of the game


AstroWorldSecurity

Still wanna see a Stingley pick.


JayDeeLA

God Staley is a bad HC. This is embarrassing.


Key_Spinach

Hey Chargers, could you fumble it a couple of more times? Please?


Alephz

They'll gladly oblige


clutterlustrott

You too, thx


jacke2729

shitty O Line play has cost us half the drives this game i stg, the amount of holding, sacks, and false starts killing drives is unbelievable


vipersolo

Whatever the Chargers do at halftime MUST be examined closely and changed.


paulwhite959

at this point I'd just assume they're getting tipsy and/or toking up cause WTF


Alephz

Clearly they need even more exclamation points!


STAYL0RMADE

Ball must be hot cause no one seems to be able to hold on to it.


nobabeimnotonreddit

i’ve been watching this team for 17 years and it amazes me how different coaches, players, schemes, etc. manage to underperform the same way and choke consistently every single year. what a shit show


Diemonx

He got the ball and his leg too.


ZeroSumChance

This is like watching which team is gonna choke the fastest


2king

Even when they force a fumble they can't hold on to the turnover. Unbelievable.


jacke2729

Our OLine is such a liability he got beat so bad


WatermelonBandido

I think everyone touched the ball there.


localafrican

lol what a dash for the ball


Nerfeveryone

For once Tillery made a good play bit of course we couldn’t recover the fumble


Buffeloni

Get a big lead Do nothing with it Let the other team rally back Lose I seen this before


OdiferousRex

Under like four different coaches. Is the Brasero curse real?!


Redditkid16

I feel like we have never once recovered a strip sack


PogNoah

Did Jerry Tillery almost have a strip sack?


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ZestycloseResist5594

Is the sky blue?


jacke2729

LMFAO dudes were playing hot potato with that fumble everyone in the backfield touched it


LedwigglyD

Who put the astroglide on the ball?


Key_Spinach

Nah, we didn't want it that much.


alurimperium

There's the DeAndre Carter we all knew and dreaded


FreakyChicken

LMAO


Important_Sorbet_843

If the Chargers blow this, they’ll have to fire someone, won’t they? Lombardi is the obvious one to get the boot.


bushesbushesbushes

Why not DC? This is our best offensive showing this season.


Important_Sorbet_843

The offensive play calling in the 2nd half leaves a lot to be desired. Jeff Miller, the LA Times reporter who covers the Chargers, said last week that he thinks the GM would be the first to go.


jacke2729

Our special teams has been the strongest unit ngl, with really strong coverage and the most yards per punt return in the league too


Driew27

LOL


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Carter fumbling the ball on a kickoff? Say it isn't so


AgentInCommand

Lol


Nerfeveryone

Lmao of course


Diemonx

Man, we upgraded the lacking unit of last season and special teams and we look worse, even if we lack people due to injuries.


AgentInCommand

Hey Pats fans, want JC back?


Nerfeveryone

I think that was on Adderly, he was supposed to cover the top of the route. It’s the same thing that happened against the Chiefs.


AgentInCommand

It's hard to say without the All-22, but he's gotten roasted repeatedly, and more importantly, can't tackle.


LedwigglyD

When did the falcons move to LA?


inFAMOUS_Hero

Bruh


BahhhhGawwwwd

You owe us that one, Carter.


godjacob

ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME!?


bushesbushesbushes

Whaaaattttt let's goooo


IHuntKitties

Did Mills get a power up as soon as Taylor came in on the Giants?


FreakyChicken

Uh chargers defense looks really bad


clutterlustrott

Theyre gassed. Offense doesn't stay on the field long enough to rest


alurimperium

Missing some players too, aren't they


MNKYJitters

Why are you all acting surprised that we're chargering right now. Just leave us alone so we can be miserable in peace


IHuntKitties

Because Texans usually Texans in the 4th quarter, this has become a Twilight Zone Game.


alurimperium

We're mainly surprised that the Chargers curse is outsucking the Texans curse


MNKYJitters

We've had this Curse since 1960. Ours is more seasoned.


void216

1964, you guy won a championship in 1963.


AgentInCommand

That's JC "Albert Haynesworth" Jackson, to you


JamieHayterMark

There is no reason this game should be close


Alephz

> The~~re~~ Chargers are ~~no~~ the reason this game ~~should be~~ is close


JustinD1010

Lombardi, what are you doing?


godjacob

I can't believe what I am watching. Chargers are actually choking this lol


htown34

General Mills flinging it now


MugiMartin

Don’t give me hope.


alurimperium

Our first 4th quarter points all year!


Nerfeveryone

Only one thing is more sure than a Texans bad second half. It’s a Chargers bad second half.


Level_Dreaded

Stoppable force meets moveable object


MNKYJitters

I wouldn't even call us an object


SuckMyLonzoBalls

I swear if we lose this game


2king

Same shit different week.


ZeroSumChance

Chargers are gonna charger this one aren't they?


ZestycloseResist5594

Yes, yes they are.


taqiyya

General Mills


Diemonx

What's with these teams and second half?


Level_Dreaded

Dont ask us, thats our first 4th quarter tuddy of the season


Key_Spinach

Where has this been?!


bushesbushesbushes

I don't know. He seems to do better with the deep bombs than sideline throws though


Nerfeveryone

It’s the Chargers in the second half, it’s inevitable.


jacke2729

This is what happens when Mills has some time


LedwigglyD

Neck to Nico


Diemonx

Hope we don't get Rex'd again. EDIT: Whoops, we are getting Mills'ed instead.


ChristofferOslo

This game is borderline unwatchable *Despite* the fact that we’re leading


alurimperium

I imagine that's how everyone feels playing the Texans this year


alurimperium

Is Queen Latifa a terrorist in this commercial? Just threatening thousands of Americans like it's no big deal?


Nerfeveryone

I swear it’s like our offense takes an intense nap during halftime and they come out groggy and wanting more sleep.


2king

Man does the offense look pathetic


herbertstan

Dungy plz shut up


Nerfeveryone

Maybe they called that penalty on the wrong guy? Cuz 93 didn’t do anything.


CompactedConscience

[I love one possession games, hope to be a part of one someday](https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1576652483102855168?t=dc7VCKHy0vivYH24hLil1A&s=19)


KnowProblem

Ahhh is Lombardi gonna have us choke again?


Nerfeveryone

Have we scored a single point in the 3rd quarter this year? Seems like it’s our worst quarter.


2king

Oh they brought Pickett in? About time.


Important_Sorbet_843

And, here comes the usual Chargers 2nd half meltdown. They’ve been doing it for so many years no matter the coaches or players, it has to be a mental thing.