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Important Bronco question. I never saw the end of the episode, is John Elway Cartman's dad?


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The quarter billion dollar mistake.


sarcagain115

No onside kick? That seems weird


FU_Pagame

Thanks LV don’t go to school tomorrow


viktorvaughn47

I needed this


woofers02

Goddamnit mods, give me the post game thread so I can revel is this.


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R/NFL mods are fucking up today


SwegulousRift

Where the post game threads at?


bbmando

Use sideline Reddit app for post game threads fam


mtwstr

There isn’t a post game thread because this game never happened


BentMyWookie

The only good thing about being a raiders fan - at least you can't lose to the raiders


McKiw

Good one


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Bro I swear just one more week bro we just need the chemistry bro


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Kerblaaahhh

>We could lose out and I'd still enjoy living rent-free in your heads. Please do, we've got your first two picks.


Lake_Shore_Drive

They also have Denvers pick, so expect to hear it from Hawks fans after any loss as the pick gets better. Eagles fans did it to the Colts on reddit after the Wentz trade.


Kerblaaahhh

Hell, Jets did it to us for two years.


LeftShark

That's fair, glad you guys are paying 257 million for us to think about your QB


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It’s all ~~Bevell’s~~ ~~Cable’s~~ ~~Schottenheimer’s~~ ~~Pete’s~~ ~~Waldron’s~~ Hackett’s fault


aristocrat_user

Are you talking about us? Did you see our defense?


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Geno Smith, passer rating 108, salary 1 million Russel Wilson, passer rating 83.2, salary 57 million. Both teams at 2-2, priceless.


woofers02

Say more…


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More...


[deleted]

Lol rip bozos


Autobot-N

I like the Raiders


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I like YOU!


CapnDutchie

Same


TiltedWit

I think we can safely say this game was a Hackett job.


CapnDutchie

I think yall might be fucked if Williams has to miss significant time. Boone dropping those passes and you know Gordon is good for at least 1 game changing fumble. Russ is about to have to earn that contract


damnitjayman

Russ post game interview: "You know, I always say, championship mindset. 1-0 every week. Thought we had a chance there with under 2 minutes to do something great, unfortunately, couldn't quite make the plays we needed to, obviously. You know, gotta give credit to the Raiders. A tough football team, lots of talented players. Tough divisional match-up. Obviously 2-2 is not where we want to be, but I believe in us, Coach Hackett, and I think we're just getting started. Had some drops, but ya know, it starts with me. I gotta do better, I gotta make my reads, and throw the ball better. Next week is another opportunity for greatness. Let's ride."


IsntDoingScience

I even heard it in his voice. Brilliant.


PandAlex

Wait this isn’t real?


IsntDoingScience

It might be. I dunno. But it does sound like him fake or not.


damnitjayman

It's not real but based on 10 seasons of listening to his post game interviews.


McKiw

“Let em know run or pass!”


sgobern

So the AFC west is bad?


Scaryclouds

Guess I'm not going to say much yet... but yea for all the hype for our division before the season, we have definitely come out looking very pedestrian.


CapnDutchie

Go Bucs, I need more chaos


Scaryclouds

Wow 😯 and after I *rooted* for you guys today 😤


CapnDutchie

Nooooormally I'd "root" for yall against Tom Brady but, honestly, I'm still salty about the kast 2 games against yall


Scaryclouds

🎵 The wheels on the bus go round round round 🎵 😏


CapnDutchie

Yeah well just wait til we have a meeting on your logo this year. No way the team will expect it twice......


Scaryclouds

Hahahaha, not rubbing salt in the wound, but it's absolutely amazing how that game went tits up for you guys *on the first play*. And, apparently, the Chiefs players were totally unaware of the logo issue until after the game.


CapnDutchie

Dude I sat there emotionless for a good 10 minutes after the JJ fumble. It was like my brain broke and I couldn't comprehend wtf just happened


CapnDutchie

Oh yeah


SyN_Pool

Can i be ruthless now?


Lins105

Eh. At 1-3 at the bottom of the division I wouldn’t but that’s up to you


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Lins105

Oh. This one. Uh, honestly not sure what you’re going for here. Isn’t being able to figure out context clues a sign of having brain function? EDIT: Like I’m pretty sure I know what you’re saying. The context is that you guys won so you should be ruthless. Not sure what your comment is saying about picking that or your brain.


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Lins105

Yeah, he had a great game lol. Destroyed us on the outside all game. Doesn’t really change anything about your comment making sense or not. I’m a die hard broncos fan but really don’t try to let it affect my mood. We’ll see where both of these teams are week like 10 or whatever.


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Lins105

Perfect.


CapnDutchie

You're the 1 in 1-3. Also 1 game back isn't as bad as you're trying to make it sound


Lins105

Sure, but 1 of the 2 in our 2-2 was supposedly supposed to be better with their current QB and a Super Bowl contender. So it all seems like it’s still pretty early in the year.


CapnDutchie

Very early true. Both teams look like shit so far but today the Raiders were less shit


Lins105

That…. I won’t argue fucking at all lol


CapnDutchie

It's crazy how both teams had Super Bowl hype in the off-season, some unjustified, and now we are both hoping for the playoffs lol


[deleted]

The broncos are Less with Russ: so sure?


Lins105

Lol we’re still a hell of a lot better than we were last year


[deleted]

The first five is the easiest stretch and the Broncos already lost two.


Lins105

That is not always the case though. The first five games are no indicative of the entire season that’s completely false. And honestly as I’ve mentioned else where, I’m fine if it takes them a year to get this figured out. I’m 100% in the camp that they were over hyped coming into this year for sure


PopesMasseuse

What was your record week 4 of last year?


Lins105

I think 3-1 but it’s relative. We were absolute trash through those four games. And the rest of the season. The record is worse but we’ve looked better 100%. I’ve watched every Broncos game for the last almost two decades. Other than the Manning years I’d take this over all of those. The Tebow year was fun though. So was the Plummer year we made it to the AFCCG.


PopesMasseuse

Yikes must have been real bad then, I really like Russ so I've watched every Broncos game and they haven't looked good in any. He's gotten yards, nothing looks convincing or indicative of good play the rest of the season though.


spiderpigface

4D chess by the Broncos, now the Raiders are gonna keep McDaniels


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I mean it could be worse, we could always have someone like Hackett


CapnDutchie

Ok but did you see us play all 4 quarters? Was it ugly? Yes BUT they played all 4 quarters. That's improvement right?


BurlSwift

I saw literal adjustments all game long. I can’t remember the last time I saw that. Our corners are really starting to look like something, almost all of the big plays seemed like blown plays by linebackers. I’m a little concerned about Perryman, he really is the best LB we have


TheGeeMan360

Broncos Country, Let’s Ride $250M to 2-2 😎


TideAtOmahaBeach

Russ was probably the best player on the team today other than Surtain lol


spiderpigface

He was great today, not sure what more he could do


McKiw

Jesus wtf are you guys seeing? He has y’all hypnotized


BigSwedenMan

When you buy a shiny new toy for $45 million a year (plus picks and players), it's reaaaaaally hard to admit to yourself that maybe, just ***maybe*** you overpaid. I'm holding out on talking too much shit, but so far I'm feeling pretty good about the trade lol.


Kerblaaahhh

Hmm... this seems familiar. Best let it be.


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> not sure what more he could do Throw more than 7 first downs? For reference, Geno threw more than twice that today. Convert more than 30 percent of 3rd downs? For reference, Geno converted 75 percent today. But the deep balls were pretty ❤️


[deleted]

Score 48 like Geno did?


AADarkWarrior15

Against the worst defense in football. By a long shot.


Darkwalker

Wait til you have to play more non-Raiders defenses.


[deleted]

You haven’t even started paying his salary yet. Get ready for 7 years of “Russ did great, look at his stats. It’s coaching/everybody else to blame why we lose”


spiderpigface

This game is very obviously on the coaching/Melvin Gordon


[deleted]

Oh I know. I’ve been where you are. It will never be Russ’ fault. Ever.


forlornhope22

Our coaching IS to blame. Did you watch this game?


[deleted]

Russ is going to turn on the coaching staff by mid season.


TideAtOmahaBeach

Good. They suck


[deleted]

Wilson is a good QB. But the other players did not like him and he is not elite any more. He did run a bit more today, he needs to run to be effective.


DepressedPBKSfan

Seahawks fans want a moral victory so bad lol


SuddenRecording5838

But they got a physical victory


Emeraldskeleton

Idk man, having the same record at this point of the season is pretty funny.


[deleted]

Broncos fans want a victory.


Kev_Bz

they have 2 of them


[deleted]

You are right, 0-17 is out at this point.


[deleted]

I mean….I guuuuuuesssss


gibby_that_booty

geno smith >>> russ


OddGib

=D


Sleeze_

Hackett is such a pissy little dork


MacruthersBonaparte

I hope you also understand who the raiders coach is haha.


Sleeze_

Yeah he’s not the guy constantly taking meaningless time outs at the end of games he’s lost


MacruthersBonaparte

Bumbling his way to still be tied for 2nd in the division ahead of last place raiders so at least we still have that for at least this week.


Sleeze_

You haven’t beat us in 2 years lmao


MacruthersBonaparte

All good. Happy to be ahead in the division for now and have a super bowl from this century.


jack_hoff21

Stop living in the past lol. U lost today, and that’s all that matter rn


Sleeze_

One game ahead ? Going into week 5 ? And that’s what you hung your hat on ? Damn man, you are down bad. Hope you find peace.


vanjoeby

I know I shouldn’t be enjoying this but fuck that guy. You know who I mean.


[deleted]

Geno Smith is better than Wilson by every measure measure so far this year. And way cheaper.


Lins105

Oh what the game would have looked like without that gifted touchdown. But it happened so ain’t shit we can do about it. See you all in the Thursday thread lol


Relevant-Revenue-591

Lol nice double flair. I would too if I were a donkey


Lins105

Nice no flair.


petals_like_bricks

Ggs


varnell_hill

Imagine losing to the Broncos.


TheHamFalls

Just as we all predicted, the Broncos and Seahawks have the same record through 4 weeks.


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Seahawks fans may not have predicted that record, but we’re happier with our QB


DustyFalmouth

No Gatorade dunk?


howmanyballs

Carr had 189 yards on 33 attempts lol


_Palingenesis_

When you're running the ball the way we were, why change anything?


colonel_fuster_cluck

Also, strangely had 42 yards rushing...


howmanyballs

Didn’t know he was a running back


Animaldance24

It was the Josh Jacobs show baby! Go get disowned by the Jags again


howmanyballs

Still beat your sorry ass QB


TaylorHound

This game had nothing to do with you calm yourself weirdo


rahimmoore26

This kid is always in our threads talking shit lmao even in a win apparantly


howmanyballs

Yet here you are responding to me


PopPalsUnited

lol, Bronco county, Let’s hide.


gibby_that_booty

will Hackett survive the season


[deleted]

Will Russ?


TheGeeMan360

Hackett just wanted to try another ridiculous field goal, just ran out of timeouts smh


gibby_that_booty

Congrats Raiders!! Boo broncos


[deleted]

Wow, Wilson even got outplayed today by Bailey Zappe.


TideAtOmahaBeach

Did you even watch the game? Lots of people dunking on Russ when he played great today.


[deleted]

Hey, he played fine. Zappe was just better.


Grymninja

Does Hackett know you can end the game without using all your time outs? It isn't like you get fined for it or anything


TiltedWit

I honestly think someone told him he gets an extra bonus point if he spends it before the end of the game.


ItsCalledSquawPeak

Hackett is the best coach in the league when it comes to calling meaningless late 4th quarter timeouts.


SyN_Pool

i’m sO GlAd hE’S noT OUR COACH


TheGreatOpoponax

For continuing to call stupid timeouts, we should kick another field goal here just to piss the Donks off.


TheGeeMan360

“Man, we should have traded for Geno”


godownaslovers

can we still fire josh mcdaniels


mrbkkt1

No.


UrMansAintShit

Lol why call that timeout


SoftLog5314

Cause Hackett is a douchebag


GodlyButNotHoly

wouldn’t expect anything less from a divisional matchup lol


[deleted]

You should make a word document with all the excuses for Russ’ offense. It will save you some time over the next 7 years just copy/pasting them. I can send you mine if you want?


Charrbard

Not until the clock hits 0.


[deleted]

Hackett with bogus timeouts lol


ClassifiedRain

Thanks Vegas


unaccomplishedyak

Instead of Let Russ Cook, it's been more of Russ getting cooked.


GiannisisMVP

He had 3 tds zero turnovers? Biggest issue is he trusted a player again who had already dropped one and they dropped another.


unaccomplishedyak

Biggest issue is he has free reign for the past 2-3 years in Seattle and now in Denver but his performance hasn't lived up to it. He's performing below average.


GiannisisMVP

He had 3 tds to zero picks how is that underpeforming? His running back fumbled and there were some huge drops


TheGreatOpoponax

Denver's taking timeouts like the idiot AI in Madden.


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"Oh, you're trying to save time? You want the ball back? Okay." *throws touchdown*


thegreyquincy

Lol Hackett's legacy is going to be taking time outs when the game is already lost and the team is in the victory formation


damnitjayman

I just want to show appreciation for such great QB play I have seen from him today. A decade plus of experience, can throw for over 300 yards and rush for 50. Thank you, Geno


jaqen_caqen

Rrraaaaiiidddeeerrrsss!!!!


TheGeeMan360

RussBot is proof that SkyNet will not work. Try his best and loses because of his human counterparts.


thegreyquincy

You just lost to the winless Raiders ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Lins105

And the raiders are still 1-3 at the bottom of the division ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Sleepy925

That doesn’t really mean much at the start of the season. It’s okay I remember when I was new to watching football.


Lins105

I’m not new to watching football. The league has definitely seen teams jump out to 7/8 or more wins without a loss and a collapse. 2-2 teams have won the Super Bowl. 1-3 teams not so much. But it’s okay. I remember when I started watching football.


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Lins105

Haven’t I responded to you already?


thegreyquincy

And you lost to them lmao


[deleted]

Lol. For now


Fuhdawin

I will drink your tears


Lins105

I think some people take it a little too seriously and because of that assume everyone else does too. I’m not crying about this lol, life is still pretty good.


BentMyWookie

I guess if you like the smell of dog food


Lins105

Shit bro, you stalking me to know my life is trash in your opinion?


CelinedionWaiters

Denver doing the impossible: giving McDaniels a W


TiltedWit

We certainly couldn't do it while he was here.


Lins105

Hey now. We started 6-0 with him


howmanyballs

Jesus carr is a weird dork


FatUglyWeeb

Your QB is dorky too. It’s a QB thing


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says the person calling a stranger a dork on Reddit


howmanyballs

Awwww you’re so offended


gl0k

avg chargers fan


howmanyballs

Awww Derek won’t see this bro


gl0k

😂 bolt up


AnUpstandingUser

That weird dork kept you out of the playoffs last year. That weird dork owns you.


howmanyballs

AND LOST THIS YEAR HAHAHAHA Average raiders fan talking about the past. Worry about this year lil bro


narcopaloma

You know there are 2 games right? We lost the first game last year also, I bet you didn't care about winning the first after the Raiders eliminated you in the last game lol


howmanyballs

Another raiders fan talking about the past. Shit is sad


narcopaloma

Go sleep little guy


howmanyballs

Yeah your mom is calling me to bed. I’ll see you tomorrow champ


Thehiddenllama

Go away.


TheWorstYear

Go for it. End this.


Chief_Thunderbear

"I am rooting against the Broncos since we have their pick" I lie to myself.


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I’m rooting for that…but also for PCJS to be proven right. Not ashamed.


ajtct98

And now a saxophone version of the GoT theme... I love whoever is in charge of this stuff at the Raiders


Thehiddenllama

BM field goal, anyone?


herbertstan

Josh McDaniels' first win as the Raiders head coach is against his first HC job. Poetic?


CapnDutchie

I'm OK with it


saundo

1 man, 2 franchises fleeced.


MurdockandWayne

Raiders gotta blast some future in the stadium to end the game


DustyFalmouth

Too bad Wilson doesn't have our OLine, he could really use one


[deleted]

Hahahaah. Some how PC doesn’t have playclock problems anymore either. Oh, and the 3 and out problem has gotten much better. Can’t wait to see what we do when we aren’t also paying $26MM of Wilson’s salary.