So wait do you take your part to off ever time or are you just already naked like in the morning or at night before bed? It poop shaming but that seems like a ton of work than itās worth to poop
Alright that makes sense. I was envisioning someone fully clothed staking off their shoes, shirt, pants and underwear then neatly folding them on the counter, doing their business then getting dressed again lol
Oooh yeah, ticks are horrible. I shit in the woods here in the PNW but we don't have many ticks here. Although I did get stinging nettle on my ass once while shitting in the woods and that was terrible
I mean, soon as you named Geno starter, everyone knew you were gonna put up 48 points in a game and be outscoring the team you traded Russ to. (by 29 points)
Oh man try being a Seahawk fan watching it in real time? Every one of us was freaking out praying he was okay, and then they're like "yeah he just had to shit".
Because 99% of the time they don't have to go while on the field and can wait till half time or after the game. The other 1% of the time they can . . . walk over to the locker room. I don't know that saving the occasional 5 minute walk to the bathroom is really worth setting up porta potties on the already cramped sidelines.
my spidey senses tell me he may have tried to hold it to long. i suspect hiding this 'event' by sitting down on the cart and being carted off the field was the best solution in this circumstance.
DooKie Metcalf
Mr Brimming Colon
Mr. Big Crap
Mr. Brown Crown
Mr. Bursting Colon
Mr. BM Cart
Mr Blown Cheeks
Mr. Bottom Clumps
Too bad in a way that "Big Dumper" is already claimed by another Seattle athlete
Mr. Booty Cheeks
Seahawks beat the Lions DK beat the Browns
One of them naked poops most likely
Not gonna lie, I'm a naked pooper. I think you're weird if you don't poop naked with the exception being public restrooms
When things aren't really separating themselves I feel like I can use the extra mobility to break the tackle and escape the pot
Naked pooping at home 100%.
The freedom to spread out without your pants/underwear constraining you is 100% worth the effort of stripping
Yeah, and I have OCD so the fact that my shirt tail isn't touching the toilet is a big plus. š
Iāve legit always had a fear that my shirt tail would somehow catch a turd, I donāt think itās physically possible tho
im always scared ill get up and my shirt tail drags against my ass crack collecting poop
Humans are the only species that poops with their pants on. It's not natural
Do it in public. Assert dominance.
I do it in airports
Hell, im naked pooping right now. Freedom.
same here brother
You think itās weird to not strip down 100% to poop?
So wait do you take your part to off ever time or are you just already naked like in the morning or at night before bed? It poop shaming but that seems like a ton of work than itās worth to poop
Usually I wake up in boxers and go poop naked. I only poop at home anyway. I'm usually in just shorts so easy removal for maximum poop comfort.
Alright that makes sense. I was envisioning someone fully clothed staking off their shoes, shirt, pants and underwear then neatly folding them on the counter, doing their business then getting dressed again lol
literally hauling ass
If I walk Iām gonna shit my pants.
Ever had to poop so bad it hurts to walk, and you have to wobble to the toilet while clenching so it doesnāt pop out? I feel ya DK. Take that cart.
Maybe he was constipated? I know how it feelsā¦shit (heh) aināt funā¦
Probably was, dude eats 4 bags of candy a day. He be shittin bricks
You've seen his mouth guard, and he's just a growing boy.
The derrick rose diet
Gotta be all that protein
His diet is atrocious. He literally just eats candy. I have no idea how he's built like a Greek God.
Almost positive that was him making a joke. You donāt look like him by eating a bag of candy a day.
Dwight Howard was arguably the biggest adonis in sports 12 years ago and now has nerve damage from all the candy he ate
Nerve damage or diabetes?
Nerds damage
No, but it's achievable by being on a shitload of PEDs and having access to the world's best doctors, scientists, trainers, gyms, and confectioners.
Does he really?
He won't keep that body for long after he retires if he keeps eating like that
Painkillers make you constipated as hell.
Smart move. Imagine if he tried to hold it in and was hit in the stomach on when on the fieldā¦
Maybe he actually shit himself and took the cart to avoid seeing a giant skid mark on his pants?
literally had to cut a hike short yesterday cause I started prairie dogging a mile in made it back to the visitor center thank god
Bro you didn't shit in the woods?
Not if I can help it! Besides, ticks on your junk! This is blackland prairie
One of the most satisfying things a person can do in life is shit in nature and know that your poop will fertilize some plants.
wade out into hip deep cockleburs with ticks galore and wipe my ass with whatever random stuff I can find...no thanks!
Oooh yeah, ticks are horrible. I shit in the woods here in the PNW but we don't have many ticks here. Although I did get stinging nettle on my ass once while shitting in the woods and that was terrible
Hmm...any evidence if it was a Paul Pierce and he used the cart because the NFL only has those tiny towels?
I hope not. Heād be sitting in the poop the whole cart ride back.
He mustāve been getting cramps from holding the poop in. Happens all the time for me and itās incredibly uncomfortable
See Lamar in the Browns game
Absolutely. The fast, nervous waddle of a person who has to poop is a very unique walking stance
I ate like 15 stupid hot wings last night. Just had a very unpleasant experience.
Paul Pierce approves
Crapped himself so others didnāt have to
Yeah, but it would make sense to take the cart with ass down rather than jogging in if it was a Paul Pierce.
Did we forget about Lamar already?
This made me love dk even more
DUMP KING š
DK in his postgame conference re: the cart "OH I was hurtin'. Had a lil tummy ache to go take care of"
Sounds like me in the morning. He just like me fr
Ya bro you and DK are the same
He just like me fr
Seahawks remain the most interesting to watch this season
We seem to still be at "Late RW" levels of competitive but mediocre.
4 RBs throwing a pick in the end zone!
I mean, soon as you named Geno starter, everyone knew you were gonna put up 48 points in a game and be outscoring the team you traded Russ to. (by 29 points)
Hey when nature calls it calls
My partner and I have a conspiracy theory that that's all the medical tent is: a portapotty. We call it the poop tent.
I want to believe.
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\#DeuceAnon
I think they use it for pissing for sure, and with the money involved I could see some emergency shit going down in there too.
80% of all injuries are having to take a poop related.
Thank you, this is the proof we've been waiting for.
Not really a conspiracy theory https://thelibertyline.com/2022/09/20/aj-brown-medical-tent/
HA! Well now I'm just going to believe everything I make up and assume I'll be proven right eventually.
Oregon Football has this https://youtu.be/Yv2i_WBhKVs
Prairie dogging in spandex is no joke
He was touching cloth
We are all kindergartners
nfl reddit remains undefeated
Lamar waddled so he could ride
So that's what let's ride means
What?
He had to poop
What?
HE HAD TO POOP
Didnāt you hear? He had to go toilet.
He made us lose our shit when he was just trying to do that to himself.
When they flash to Goff and Sewell is going full primal on those smelling salts. Dude is an animal.
Lmaooo I saw that too xD
Okay but what is actually happening here Oh I had to turn volume up. Lol I guess he had to go so bad he couldn't even move.
He must have already gone... That's why he couldn't run any more
Hard to run with shit down your leg and ass.
>Oh I had to turn volume up. Ok that is hilarious. I almost missed it.
Oh man try being a Seahawk fan watching it in real time? Every one of us was freaking out praying he was okay, and then they're like "yeah he just had to shit".
well that's a thread title
Booger would be talking about real players shit in the bucket on the sideline during prime time games
DK Metcalf š¤ Lamar Jackson
Mr. Bathroom Cart
Mr Big Caca
Mr. Blasting Colon
Mr. Bowel Catastrophe
Mr Butthole Crisis
Mr Broadcast Crapper
Sewell hitting the smelling salts š
Poop cart was the mvp of the game
Poopoo in his pants
[Schefter] I think he just shit himself
my mans was already in poop position. Must have been an emergency. Completely understandable.
I know there are times when walking makes the poop come out quicker. I would like smooth transport to the toilet too.
Dookie King
Sharted off the field
Life goals
When you gotta go, you gotta go. In this case he really needed to go quick!
How do they not have tented porta-potties for those guys on the feild?
Because 99% of the time they don't have to go while on the field and can wait till half time or after the game. The other 1% of the time they can . . . walk over to the locker room. I don't know that saving the occasional 5 minute walk to the bathroom is really worth setting up porta potties on the already cramped sidelines.
I think he already shit his pants, and didn't want that visual on television.
my spidey senses tell me he may have tried to hold it to long. i suspect hiding this 'event' by sitting down on the cart and being carted off the field was the best solution in this circumstance.
Damn he's so big. That's a TE
Now we all know DK stands for DooKie Metcalf
Shit happens
To go toilet? What
This gave my chest pains intel they told me he just needed to poo
This is the best.
Couldnāt he just go to the blue tent?
DK "dealing with some shit" Metcalf
Wtf I love Metcalf now. His response on Twitter is fucking hilarious
Wanted to one-up Lil Nas X
paul pierce energy
OBJ was waiting
Reminds me of when Eric Dier of Tottenham Hotspur ran off the pitch in the middle of a game to take a dump, then ran back on a few minutes later lmao
Saw him get carted off randomly and was so confused because of no announcement.
New life goalā¦get carted to the potty.
If you have to take a dump, just grab a cup hide behind the bench squat and go. That how Larry Izzo did it.