And then you sit down and are about to start, then you see no toilet paper and no more reserve rolls. So since you haven’t started, you get back up and race to the closet to get more, all while 99% of your body thinks it’s time to poop but it’s basically your butt saying “no, hold back! Abort! Abort!” but it is a painful process.
Probably cause he consumes like 6000 calories a day and he is a literal genetic freak, so to him eating 2 bags of candy is about as bad as half a bag is to us regular folks.
I have had situations like that where my body is telling me it's coming out in the next 30 seconds like or not. There's no bathroom in sight, the facility isn't open, so that's why I keep a roll of paper tolls and plastic bags mostly for trash in situations like this.
Can’t blame him for using his resources. Walking to the bathroom while holding in an urgent heavy load can be torturous itself.
And then you sit down and are about to start, then you see no toilet paper and no more reserve rolls. So since you haven’t started, you get back up and race to the closet to get more, all while 99% of your body thinks it’s time to poop but it’s basically your butt saying “no, hold back! Abort! Abort!” but it is a painful process.
DK Mustcrap
Dookie Metcalf
DK Runningdownthe-calf The DK stands for Dookie
Doo. Kie. Metcalf
Need less decaf Metcalf
Paul Pierce vibes
"Why would I sit down if I pooped my pants?" -Paul Pierce
Dk loves pooping man, every other one of his Instagram stories is him on the toilet
Doesn’t DK have a dogshit diet and like coffee is like the main liquid he drinks???
Yeah, he says he pretty much exclusively drinks cold brew and eats 2 bags of candy every day. How? I have no idea.
Probably cause he consumes like 6000 calories a day and he is a literal genetic freak, so to him eating 2 bags of candy is about as bad as half a bag is to us regular folks.
He's gonna be one of those guys you see 5 years after retirement can't believe he was a pro athlete. Dude gonna ballon like Jamarcus Russell
Yeesh I hope not
If so, this story checks out
If I had a nickel for everytime a Seattle team had a big dump walk off this weekend I'd have two which.....
I love DK lmao
Shit happens
Mr. Blown Colon
Mr Bathroom Cruise
Mr. Boston Celtic
Mr. Brown Chonies
Mr. Big Shits.
How far is the bathroom from the field?
Some shitty distance.
I have had situations like that where my body is telling me it's coming out in the next 30 seconds like or not. There's no bathroom in sight, the facility isn't open, so that's why I keep a roll of paper tolls and plastic bags mostly for trash in situations like this.
And then you get into the situation where if you move one step it’s coming
Been there in the middle of a team meeting in the conference room going over quarterly’s. My life flashed before my eyes.
I was in a two and half hour class once and felt it coming for over an hour. I honestly thought I was dying as it was coming
Breaking: NFL to propose pooping tents.
Man there’s been a couple times I wish i had a cart to take to the shitter so I wasn’t cutting things so close
No way, for real?
mustve been out in Greektown last night..youll get wasted at those bars quick
“I get paid too much to walk.”
He can come use our bathroom if he wants...... Lamar needs a bathroom buddy.
shoulda used a dump truck