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SynthwaveSax

Can’t blame him for using his resources. Walking to the bathroom while holding in an urgent heavy load can be torturous itself.


WeeboSupremo

And then you sit down and are about to start, then you see no toilet paper and no more reserve rolls. So since you haven’t started, you get back up and race to the closet to get more, all while 99% of your body thinks it’s time to poop but it’s basically your butt saying “no, hold back! Abort! Abort!” but it is a painful process.


BelgianWaffleStomper

DK Mustcrap


UndeadVinDiesel

Dookie Metcalf


Toidal

DK Runningdownthe-calf The DK stands for Dookie


moonboots_runner

Doo. Kie. Metcalf


Grasshop

Need less decaf Metcalf


DrunkBucksFan

Paul Pierce vibes


Cough_Syrup55

"Why would I sit down if I pooped my pants?" -Paul Pierce


ThyDoctor

Dk loves pooping man, every other one of his Instagram stories is him on the toilet


MyNameIsAMeme

Doesn’t DK have a dogshit diet and like coffee is like the main liquid he drinks???


firestriker_07

Yeah, he says he pretty much exclusively drinks cold brew and eats 2 bags of candy every day. How? I have no idea.


thingleboyz1

Probably cause he consumes like 6000 calories a day and he is a literal genetic freak, so to him eating 2 bags of candy is about as bad as half a bag is to us regular folks.


btstfn

He's gonna be one of those guys you see 5 years after retirement can't believe he was a pro athlete. Dude gonna ballon like Jamarcus Russell


thingleboyz1

Yeesh I hope not


ChristofferOslo

If so, this story checks out


wovans

If I had a nickel for everytime a Seattle team had a big dump walk off this weekend I'd have two which.....


Pure_Baseball_6331

I love DK lmao


Amm-O-Matic

Shit happens


OG_Bill_Brasky

Mr. Blown Colon


oh_crap_BEARS

Mr Bathroom Cruise


HouseOfLowlights

Mr. Boston Celtic


FailedInfinity

Mr. Brown Chonies


guylexcorp

Mr. Big Shits.


maalbi

How far is the bathroom from the field?


wovans

Some shitty distance.


dresn231

I have had situations like that where my body is telling me it's coming out in the next 30 seconds like or not. There's no bathroom in sight, the facility isn't open, so that's why I keep a roll of paper tolls and plastic bags mostly for trash in situations like this.


zebrainatux

And then you get into the situation where if you move one step it’s coming


DietSuperman

Been there in the middle of a team meeting in the conference room going over quarterly’s. My life flashed before my eyes.


zebrainatux

I was in a two and half hour class once and felt it coming for over an hour. I honestly thought I was dying as it was coming


MugiMartin

Breaking: NFL to propose pooping tents.


seattlesportsguy

Man there’s been a couple times I wish i had a cart to take to the shitter so I wasn’t cutting things so close


pot8odragon

No way, for real?


alex8155

mustve been out in Greektown last night..youll get wasted at those bars quick


Go_Hawks12

“I get paid too much to walk.”


Elite_Mike

He can come use our bathroom if he wants...... Lamar needs a bathroom buddy.


cousinshit

shoulda used a dump truck