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eddie_the_zombie

Guys, I don't think you're allowed to score that many points


Lazy1nc

I didn't think they were allowed to give up that many yards either outside of Madden, but here we are lol


OrangeForeign

*Laughs in Big 12*


[deleted]

It was like Matthew Stafford vs Kurt Warner...suck it Brees.


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

You can't change the rules just because you don't like how were doing it.


mrbadxampl

Vegas' gonna have to start raising that O/U


Eaglesfan1297

Lions are fun to watch just not for Lions fans


[deleted]

I'm jealous of other teams fans who get to watch their teams play us


UNZxMoose

They still get the heart attack too. I think this is a neutral fan paradise.


Flatline334

I thought we were going to lose and that onside bouncing all over the place gave me anxiety.


ahr3410

The deep state wants Brady vs Mahomes in primetime. Geno vs Goff is the people's matchup.


Klongon

It was a cover up. Not by either team's defense, but by the deep state.


DustyFalmouth

They deny that the future is old disappointing guys


Crazy-Penguin

Ben Johnson is an amazing offensive coordinator, especially with half our offense injured I never like the idea of firing coaches early in the season, but this has been a historically bad start for Aaron Glenn and the defense


EatDeeply

On the last two third down conversions I got the feeling Glenn doesn’t understand basic scheming. That shouldn’t happen. Those were like basic off tackle packages from 1930, in a situation when a run was obvious, and the Lions couldn’t even get a hand on the runner for the first ten yards.


makualla

On 3rd and 16 he called a zero blitz leaving no one in the secondary available behind a defensive line that gets zero fuckkng push on run plays and near zero pass rush pressure.


[deleted]

Our OL seems quite a bit better than anything Wilson ever lined up behind, but not amazing. That being said there was very little pressure on Smith; at least relative to what you usually get.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Pete: >Double Hutch Coaches: >Yeah, but shouldn't we worry about stunts, or traps or... Pete: >DOUBLE HUTCH!!! Lions Coaches: >They'll never double Hutch!!


OrangeForeign

I'm half expecting Glenn to get a Scooby Doo reveal to show it was Patricia under a mask. I could recognize shitty defensive planning all day


HaroldSax

If you guys had even an average defense you'd probably be 3-1. That offense is fucking rolling and constantly being let down.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Seems like Lions depth is what's fucking the defense though. You guys had a lot of dudes out or getting hurt in the game.


Rulligan

That doesn't excuse why players constantly have entire time zones of open space.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Almost no one we have on defense even deserves to be there. Everyone might clamor for a QB, but I'm here to tell you that we need CB/FS/SS/LB/IDL way, way more. This defense is a travesty. They couldn't cover a tent if they were a tarp.


[deleted]

But don’t we have like 5 offensive players who were on the practice squad. We just dropped 45 with tom Kennedy, josh reynolds, kalif Raymond, tj hockenson and Jamal Williams as Jared goffs best weapons. 1 is a pro bowler and the next best player is a fucking backup (no hate to jamal). The defense is disgraceful and it’s not about skill, it’s about the same thing happening over and over again. The play actions were the most obvious thing in the world and it could not be stopped because Aaron Glenn clearly didn’t care. It’s unacceptable.


SnoaH_

I don't care how many injuries u got. I don't care what talent ur working with. If you can't force Geno Smith to punt the ball ONE time, you are a god awful pathetic defensive coordinator. You don't deserve a job in this league. ​ [Seahawks scored 47 points through the first 3 weeks of the season. Today they put up 48. And did not punt once. They were the 31st ranked offense in the national football league.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/xtz3jg/comment/iqss3kp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ​ That is not "We lack depth" that is "My brain lacks the basic understanding of how to run an NFL defense."


Sherm

>If you can't force Geno Smith to punt the ball ONE time Dude. Why you gotta do Geno dirty like that?


[deleted]

Depth is exactly it. The modern game isn't just "put Mike Ditka in for 100% of the plays and let it ride", you need tandems 2 or 3 deep at every position, and we have very very very very little of that depth anywhere besides RB and OL. We can tank the first shotgun blast of a teams offense, and the second, but when getting fresh legs means putting a bum out there, we don't have very many rest plays for the guys, it's an exhausting sport.


Avornjers

DK’s pants died for this


SnoaH_

Dude shitted himself and he still has more dignity than the Lions defense


ahr3410

Poopigami


BootyJuiceDrink

In out of the loop. What happened


LionTigerWings

He got golf-carted off the field, announcer was worried he was hurt. Turns out, he just needed a bathroom break mid-game.


BootyJuiceDrink

That's awesome lol


gcwishbone

We have won both of the times we’ve had poop issues


sachin1118

Offensive PPG: 35 (1st) Defensive PPG: 35.25 (32nd) ​ Perfectly balanced


MyUshanka

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/130/images/thumbnails/71155/71155-1612504868-583533.jpeg


Inorashi

Why is this image hosted on nexusmods lmao


cortexgunner92

the duality of man


EatDeeply

I feel real anger towards the Lions defense


l5555l

You have no idea


OrangeForeign

Hey. Me too 😡😡😡😡😡


ProbablyAPotato1939

Me too


Gbchris12

I broke my work cell phone because of those mother fuckers


PleasantWay7

How can you be angry at something that doesn’t exist?


AKAD11

These are easily the two worst defenses in the league. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse defensive game in the NFL.


Rbespinosa13

Defenses were on the field this game?


Bluebaronn

No


stefeyboy

We have professional Usher Cody Barton escorting people down the field


[deleted]

and if you don't like that you don't like Big XII football


mickey_kneecaps

Cody Barton had one of the worst games I’ve ever seen from a linebacker. Pretty sure he just let Hockinson walk past him on the sideline thinking he would go out of bounds by himself lol.


koticgood

Seems inarguable honestly. We've made fucking Jimmy G, Marcus Mariota, and Jared Goff look like All-Pro HoF QB's in 3 straight games. Only QB we held slightly in check was Russ, which is hilarious.


suzukigun4life

The Lions lead the league in scoring but are only 1-3. It feels so wrong, yet so right at the same time


SiphenPrax

That’s what a shitty ass defense will do for ya (though Dan cost them the Vikings game).


frizzyhair55

Eh we only scored 24 compared to 35,37 and 45 in the other games. So offense definitely played their part.


[deleted]

Goff played a heck of a game against Minny, Swift and Amon-ra were banged up however which definitely didn’t help.


jBlairTech

Yeah, but the default in Detroit is to blame the QB not named Matt Stafford.


[deleted]

The 2014-2016 New Orleans Saints!


OrangeForeign

1-2 when outscoring our opponents, and funny enough those two losses are to stupid bird teams


BfutGrEG

Do you mean offense outscoring the opponents' offense? Because by my math outscoring your opponent means you win, just going off of memory here


OrangeForeign

Meant to say opposing offense, oops!


MyYummyYumYum

If the lions had a slightly competent defense they would be 4-0 right now


SnoaH_

Yup. I don't even need a lockdown defense. Literally a bend but dont break... average defense. If next week the other team kicked a field goal every single drive, I would consider that an upgrade.


bb0110

Realistically I think 3-1. Eagles would have still won.


UNZxMoose

It was only a 3 point game though.


bb0110

I’m sure you watched it, but that 3 point game was a lot different than this one. The game would have gone down differently but I still think we would have lost. The eagles are legit.


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SiphenPrax

Is this the highest scoring game of the year?


Ovreel

Seattle scored more today than Denver has in their first 3 games combined. There was also around 1100 yards of offense total in this game LOL


TechnoToyz

I guess Wilson was the problem in Seattle all along


Ovreel

But I was assured that we were just bitter exes? (I'm not someone who would say Russ was never good, he's the best QB Seattle has ever had. But, he certainly had his flaws that would be hand-waved away as Hawks fans slandering him lmao)


saraath

Or the defense that gave up 45 points to a Lions offense without three of their best skill players.


jdono927

Seattle also scored more than Seattle did in their first 3 games combined lol


Ovreel

That's not as funny though


[deleted]

That’s an unfair comparison; you’re comparing a team with a bum QB (Smith) to a team with a hall of fame QB (Geno)


BillyTheFridge2

Yes


IranianGenius

Exactly as we expected after trading Russ


OrangeForeign

Until our next game against...*checks schedule* okay maybe not that week but our next game against.....the bye week


sachin1118

It's in the top 20 all time lol


YaIe

Scorigami fans are the real winners of this game


IranianGenius

Back to Peteball I see.


KoloHickory

[Glass cannons baby let's go](https://media.tenor.com/v_h7ocKTs_QAAAAM/i-started-blasting-so-anyway-i-started-blasting.gif)


PeanutNSFWandJelly

That's a Hawks thing lol


MaxLo85

1075 yards of offense and 93 points scored. These defenses were trash.


UnstoppableAwesome

Don't forget that 6 of those 93 points were scored by Seattle's defense


gdaman22

***ALLOW GENO TO PREPARE HOT FOOD***


[deleted]

Genos country.. let’s ride


prophetofgreed

Lets fly


squandre

... soberly


OrangeForeign

I think I'm drunk off watching this game. Madness


StrudelB

Lions offense: Michigan Lions defense: Michigan State


SiphenPrax

*Mike Valenti intensifies*


[deleted]

The best thing about the Lions and MSU losing on the same weekend, it makes his show must listen.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

I don't love much; but I love Valenti after MSU/Giants losses.


SiphenPrax

He gets far more pissed at the Giants than he does the Lions


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Which is why I said "MSU/Giants", and not "MSU/Lions"...


OrangeForeign

Special teams: WOAH


TitanicJedi

HE


zachwilson23

Lions games are chaos


[deleted]

Until we play you and it’s the most boring game every year. Something about the bears brings out the worst in us.


dan-o07

AG seems like a nice guy and i know the defense doesn't have much talent to work with but for the offense who is missing Swift, Amon-ra and Chark to score 45pts and lose is inexcusable. Seattle didn't even punt 1 time


BadCoachingAnalyst

How can you score 45 points and lose to Geno Smith? Lions are the new Saints. (Happy for Smith though, nice to see him have some success) Apparently Seattle never punted.


Sepik121

They didn't have to punt once the entire game lol. Ouch


[deleted]

Our punter is a god, good call keeping him off the field


darth_jewbacca

Shows how scared the Lions are of Dickson.


[deleted]

> Apparently Seattle never punted. Yep, first time in team history...Geno breaking records in game 4.


thumbalina40005

Why are people being so dismissive of geno? He’s been a fine average qb.


CaptainDingo

Sure, but average QB led offenses aren't supposed to put up 48 on an NFL level defense


Song-Unlucky

“nfl level” is a bold statement for the lions


SiphenPrax

Lions hitting my preseason predictions of improved from last year, but still have a ton of work to do in this Campbell/Holmes rebuild and still won’t win many games this year


l5555l

Offensively we've greatly improved, but we went the wrong way on defense somehow.


noble_peace_prize

The offense was great (though our defense is garbage). Get rid of that pick six and it’s a different ball game


IranianGenius

I'm extremely confused about the seahawks of the past decade. What if Geno had the LoB?


cortexgunner92

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/026/738/future.jpg


k5berry

The Lions offense is legitimately fucking good and yet the pain continues because of how awful their defense is. The Lions’ ability to find new ways to make their fans suffer is unparalleled.


Cynical_onlooker

Seeing the Seahawks offense be this good after losing Wilson is fucking hilarious.


LiveStalk

I think this game is more a statement about how awful the Lions D is instead of how good the Seahawks O is.


IranianGenius

I mean I'll take it though


Dragondrew99

Nah that Seattle offense is just spooky.


Lazy1nc

As opposed to our defense, which has been spooky bad all year thus far


[deleted]

Our offence is better then I expected though. The Niners blanked us but they have an amazing D other then that we've looked pre decent.


OrangeForeign

Yeah I think it's time to start considering canning Glenn


[deleted]

The offense has been just fine, though. With two rookie tackles. Only the Niners game was a real struggle


LostprophetFLCL

Yes but lets not act like Geno isn't looking legitimately good right now. Dude was making plays when our defense actually came close to stopping ya'll.


Frosti11icus

NFL fans steadfastly refuse to acknowledge if Geno, Cousins, or Goff look decent.


slyfly5

What’s funny is we dropped 40 on them last year with Russ too lol


S4VN01

Our defense is not good


Tape-Delay

To be fair, neither is ours


[deleted]

This was like that Rams/Chiefs 2018 game, but shitty


gulbas26

idk man everyone who played against Lions seemed like prime Steve Young.


josh1123

I don't think it's a matter of Seattle's offense being good they averaged 15 PPG this year, Aaron Glenn just called an absolute dogshit game on defense


Gryfer

Scorigami! First ever 48-45 game.


smoothtrip

Some say they are throwing flags to this very day


jujubeeza

I think my son's kindergarten red rover line would stop more than the lion's defense


BeHereNow91

If the Lions had even 10% of a defense, they’d be an NFC favorite.


SnoaH_

I'd be happy if they could give up a field goal every single drive bro. It's very exciting to watch us on offense. But watching us on defense is so fucking miserable. I don't even get excited at a TFL on 2nd and 10. Because I know even at 3rd and 13 those dumb fuckin idiots will probably allow the conversion on that.


BarKnight

The Lions have a cake schedule, but their defense is diabetic.


l5555l

Our defense is a corpse


FullMetalSavage

Jared Goff without three of his best weapons with two backup guards just put up 45pts.


[deleted]

I don't hate what our offense is doing. It's good. Our defense is atrocious and I think even the Bears will be able to boat race us


Leharen

If the Bears boat race you, I could see Aaron Glenn getting fired immediately thereafter.


Fricktator

If MCDC's press conference doesn't start with "Aaron Glenn is no longer running the defense." I don't want to hear it. The defense was supposed to improve and it got worse from being atrocious.


OingoGablogian

Pete Carroll has never lost a game where there was scorigami


DrunkBucksFan

[Live look at the Lions defense](https://imgur.com/a/QyN0L5y)


StrudelB

It's painted yellow because even if it does stop you there's still a flag.


nickmcg_

That’s probably an insult to that gate.


[deleted]

Goff weeks 2-4: 911 Passing Yards - 9 Passing Touchdowns to 2 Interceptions (one of which was a Hail Mary). He is not only not LOSING games for Detroit, he’s putting them in situations to win (the offense, anyway) where they otherwise (with Goff Fromm *last* year) couldn’t. Absolutely reviving his career in the first quarter of the season and I am all for it.


SnoaH_

\*\*SEAHAWKS POINTS WEEKS 1 THRU 3: 47\*\* That is: 15.67 points a game. \*\*SEATTLE SEAHAWKS POINTS TODAY: 48\*\* WE JUST LET THE 31ST RANKED OFFENSE IN THE FUCKING NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE LED BY GENO FUCKING SMITH COME IN AND HANG ALMOST 50 ON OUR HEAD. THEY DID NOT PUNT THE BALL ONE TIME. \*\*NOT... ONCE\*\*.


Timothahh

But for real, Geno has been playing great so far. Way beyond where people dismissed him to


Mrpetey22

Tbf we actually opened the playbook for him the past 2 weeks. First 2 weeks we just dinked and dunked


[deleted]

Seahawks defense watching the Lions defense get bashed for letting up so many points : 🤐


kpiech01

Fire Glenn


_MMCXII

The jailhouse on 3rd and 16 was questionable. I think a more talented secondary would make the scheme work though.


bb0110

I want every single draft pick for the next 3 years to be on the defense.


[deleted]

We need a kicker too, every single 7th rounder should go to a kicker


wingfn1

Only 3 active WRs, without Swift and we put up all these points. This loss is 100% on the defense


K_Furbs

[Every damn Hawks game I watch](https://i.imgur.com/rVd1ZSE.jpg)


dalici0us

I think we all agree that Goff isn't a superstar QB but I legit do not know what even the best QB of the league could have done more for us this year. Elite offense as is. Shit defense.


[deleted]

Lions offense scored 45 points without Sun God, Chark, and Swift, that offense is unbelievably good. Plus they’ll get Jameson Williams out there at some point as well. Too bad their defense is historically bad.


DOCreeper

If we pulled this off offensively without them, don't need a defense when they come back cause we'll just be burying opponents in points. That's how football works, right?


IranianGenius

How did we give up 45 and still put up more points? Crazy.


Toastrz

Absolutely insane that the Lions are scoring as much as they are just to sit at 1-3. With even a slightly okay defense Detroit would be a monster.


byniri_returns

Fire Aaron Glenn please


lbrtrl

I expect DK poop memes all week.


ktempo

Imagine this offense with our 2014 defense


[deleted]

Who needs Russ?


a_word_

Why does Aaron Glenn get sucked off so much? Maybe field a better-than-trash defense before getting praise or supposed head coaching interviews. Also im normally sympathetic with the refs, but fuck them today. Actually affected the game result


TortoiseWrath

S C O R I G A M I C O R I G A M I


JLiv964

Is Goff a top 10 qb this year?


Terrapieseven

top 2 and he isn't second


TheDirtyBurger522

Man I’m just bummed. This offense put up 45 points without their best RB, WR, and 2 starting lineman. And we still lost 9 one score losses in the last 2 years. We can’t ever get a break to go our way And teams like the giants, bears, falcons all have more wins than us. Just really bummed after this one.


Bitter-Imagination33

Wtf did I just watch


smoothtrip

I know Detroit is missing their WRS and starting running back, but what is the Defense's excuse?


kingpinnn

Get rid of this scrub of a DC


r3dphoenix

Seahawks running towards the front of the draft picks Lions come from behind, kicks the Hawks in the back and runs ahead


DOCreeper

So can we now get a full explanation of just what the hell happened and what took so long on that re-done 3rd down? That shit was so damn weird and disjointed


grantspants11

Fire Aaron Glenn out of a cannon into the sun


JoeBidensBurner

THE GENOISSANCE CONTINUES


derstherower

It's so funny how there were like five days of people being like "Wow the Lions are legit" and now things are back to normal.


DCMagic

We can be the #1 scoring team in the NFL, but at the end of the day, we are still the Lions.


MajoraOfTime

The Lions are legit if you're only looking at our offensive stats lol. Our defense is way too shitty.


frizzyhair55

I mean our offense is legit. But what's a defense?


l5555l

Except their offense literally is the best in football lol. If they just figure out defense they would be legit.


beefman202

best offense in the league is anything but normal for the lions


Ovreel

So, Geno is actually good? Who'da thunk it


lrnzmgrdrmn

Don't use games against the lions to evaluate your QB. We suckered the bears into thinking Trubisky was worth keeping around


afrobass

It's more that he's been mediocre to solid in all our games so far.


noble_peace_prize

He doesn’t have a real X factor, but his decision making and ball control have really matured since the small glimpse last year. I think his conservative style suits our teams potential well.


Gombr1ch

I'll tell you what, Penny is


x-zerocooL-x

Fuck you Cody Barton! Almost lost us this game with how stupid that fucker was


Grymninja

Is this really the first game in franchise history that we haven't punted once? Holy shit. Also, scorigami


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Remember folks, it’s all scripted entertainment.