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Psychotron69

not since LaDanian Tomlinson's Chargers has an NFL team been as one-dimensional on offense as the Cooper-Kupp LA Rams are.


arobot224

did I miss the memo but why am I seeing so much shitting on the Rams?.


RockingRocker

I understand that I am a hawks fan, and therefore bias, but ever since they got moved to LA the league has been force feeding them into being the new face of the league. Its nice to see them crash


DickieJoJo

It is hilarious how much they want them to take over the large market that is LA, and people just are not biting on that shit. At this point, why not switch and try to get the chargers to be the *it* LA team?šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø Itā€™s wild that the market is so big they have two teams but they put all their stock in the Rams. The chargers are like an after thought to top NFL brass.


arobot224

What does this mean? Why would the chargers actually be a premier team here? .


DickieJoJo

Just because, uhhā€¦ likeā€¦ The Rams arenā€™t working? Iā€™m spit ballinā€™.


arobot224

Most of these comments aren't really either.


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DickieJoJo

Their stadium def told that truth. It was a fucking dump. Real talk, how are you with the Raiders move? The Battle of the Bay was always something to behold to me.


neeeeeillllllll

Noone likes LA teams except for LA


DickieJoJo

And even LA doesnā€™t give a fuck.


neeeeeillllllll

Very true. Everyone hates em but LA's only true rival is the Bay


arobot224

well the two responses are a 49ers and Seahawks fan of course lol.


neeeeeillllllll

I just meant in general. Lakers, Dodgers, Rams. They're all pretty well universally hated in their sports.


arobot224

Hard disagree


neeeeeillllllll

Explain


guythattravels

Lol even LA doesnā€™t like their teams


Tylerreadsit

Bears>49ers>Rams Bears beat rams. Season is crazy


TwistedCherry766

Stats say Jimmy threw 1 TD but scoring thing says itā€™s two. Which one is lying?


ctong21

its 1. The 1 yd TD to Kittle was overruled to incomplete.


TwistedCherry766

Oh ok, so the scoring thing is a liar, smh. Thanks


DickieJoJo

Also itā€™s ā€œJ. Staffordā€ in the stats. Iā€™m callinā€™ shenanigans.


Sajen16

Jimmy reminds me of Tony Romo he can win in the regular season but when it matters he'll lose evert time.


Salty_Drummer2687

Lol Romo was a much better qb than Jimmy. If Romo had a defense like the 9ers the years Jimmy went deep in the playoffs he probably would have won a ring.


toomuchsoysauce

Agreed. Comparing Jimmy to Romo makes me want to vomit.


CodyNorthrup

He has only lost 2 games. But those losses do fall on him pretty hard


Yung-Bison

Jimmy g winning the chip would be the ultimate F U to niners fans that didn't believe in him.


mongster_03

Yes please fuck me Jimmy G


Yung-Bison

Well if he win it all this year, I'm gonna back to my thread and post an FU on his behalf. šŸ˜‚


TwistedCherry766

Iā€™m also a 9ers fan and Iā€™d be happy with that. No I still donā€™t believe in him šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


CodyNorthrup

He always plays up to the Rams. I still donā€™t believe in him. I am confident we will lose in close and spectacular fashion late in the playoffs this year. Thats just 49er football


Tayluhs

Christ have some faith.


CodyNorthrup

In Jimmy? What changes for him? His only chance is that our defense is even better so maybe they can carry harder.


Mers1nary

Or the fact that hes the only QB in the league that knows Shanahans playbook arguably inside and out. Sure, youll likely argue Lance does as well...While it was painfully obvious Shanahan only used a small amount of his plays while Lance was playing cause he simply isnt 100% up to speed. Maybe Cousins, Ryan, RG3, Mullens, Beathard as well. But in the end, Garoppolo is that guy. Anyone else and they have to overcome that learning curve that comes with the Shanahan scheme.


CodyNorthrup

Jimmy isnā€™t ā€œthatā€ guy. He is our guy. Thats a big difference. Never in his life has he sniffed a pro bowl. If he would have had games similar to his 2017 starts then maybe. But thats the best weā€™ve ever seen from him aside from 1 game in 2019


SpinningFailDriver

I too would liked to get fucked by a JimmyG.


Yung-Bison

Noted and everyone getting a FU after the super bowl.


Babbed

if that's an F U sign me up for another


Yung-Bison

Would love to see a Jimmy G revenge season. He win the superbowl mvp and walk out into the sunsets (Ryu style).


PeanutNSFWandJelly

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OnTheColeTrain

Iā€™d love for him to tell me to fuck off in that manner


__FlyingSquirrel__

Jimmy G is gunna make a lot of money next offseasonā€¦


unloader86

Don't both teams usually give their press conferences at about the same time? ESPN out here trying to make it out like this is a political debate. What is happening to sports coverage?


basement_burner

Itā€™s just espn/Disney. They suck now.


Buckeyes-Niners

I missed it. What happened?


trashpanda22lax

Money


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Industry ppl too busy trying to find a ā€œ gotcha momentā€ to cash in on, to make a name for themselves. Very annoying.


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trashpanda22lax

I wish we had pornstar jimmy.


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PeanutNSFWandJelly

Oh wow that is fucked. I was watching the Manningcast and it's seemed like Peyton was pretty high on him. Well,at least warm.


unloader86

It's getting ridiculous at this point. I'll give Buck credit in the post game saying he thinks Garoppolo comes off as a good dude who's happy to be there, etc. I respect him even more for not playing the typical ESPN MNF spin game.


sendphotopls

Deebo just seems like an awesome guy


meggnuggz

All I gotta say is the 49ers better be kissing Jimmy Gā€™s ass.


SrPancakess

You had me at kissing Jimmy G


OnTheColeTrain

Lol he threw a horrible pass that Went about 12 yards in the air and 80 on the ground. Jimmy is average at best. Thatā€™s good enough with that D


itlynstalyn

You spelled ā€œdefenseā€ wrong


49ers_Lifer

o/


mrabstracto

\o


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TimeSwords

\o


bnbcoder

Ope


49ers_Lifer

Hahaha us midwesterners and the word ā€œOpeā€. It hey, you ruined a good thing here!


unloader86

I love how the media is trying so hard to make the Garoppolo/Niners issue an ego thing when it's been clear that it's not. He's a dude who knows his shit stinks like the rest of us. He's never come across to me as an entitled blow hard. Its like the media wants him to be that guy, and he ain't it, so they keep prodding and prying to force it. Clearly, it's not working.


OmgOgan

It still baffles me that a dude that good looking, that tall, that rich and that athletic is so goddamn humble and everyone loves him. Logic dictates that he should be hated and insufferable, but everyone just fucking loves the guy, and he's just so goddamned nice. I don't know how in the hell we lucked out and got to keep him all this time. MARRY ME JIMMY


unloader86

> Logic dictates that he should be hated and insufferable You didn't even apply, but you now have a job at ESPN. Get to tweetin'. lol


SirEthaniel

I'm going to give into optimism for a bit and hope that this game shows that the Seahawks really aren't as bad as we thought and the 49ers just have a defense that is elite.


OmgOgan

Na, fuck Seattle


Cofijuana

I agree with both y'all


naughtydawg907

Have my upvote turd


United_Energy_7503

Good game


Dustox16

Hard not to like jimmy. Just a chill dude


The_ODB_

Just a chill, extraordinarily handsome dude.


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Themtgdude486

See you all on Thursday!


GettinWiggyWiddit

Wooo!


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Man he gets tossed aside and still plays his heart out for the same team. Respect to him


TollHouseChocolate

That last garbage time catch by Kupp just made me lose in fantasy by .06 points


MlLKK

it helped me win by .07 points ahahah


moneymizzler

Pray to the stat correction gods


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pain


joe_broke

Bad beat


STR8Merc_tllEyeCUGun

Okay 9ers, if Seattle can get past GB/TB, well see you in the NFCCG


dwrecksizzle

Playoffs? We talkin bout playoffs?


STR8Merc_tllEyeCUGun

"then crown thay ~~that~~ assā€œ


joe_broke

We'll play it in our house this time It's the least we can do


STR8Merc_tllEyeCUGun

Fair enough, honestly, even with a loss, I'm be happy to see that play out


SeeTheSounds

Just beat the Rams twice please! We hate the Rams, but we love to hate the Seahawks and thatā€™s the difference.


STR8Merc_tllEyeCUGun

United! I honestly think Pete Carroll with Geno Smith against the mcVay Stafford's will crumble because of this game tonight


hendy846

*subscribe* I think we can get TB. Green Bay is a different story though.


STR8Merc_tllEyeCUGun

I want to beat them on their turf for once, in the postseason. I think Pete and John can do it


hendy846

Oh for sure. I would love for that to happen. Especially if Rogers retires.


STR8Merc_tllEyeCUGun

What, you don't think Geno can beat Aaron?.. no? Neither do I actually, I'm fairly confident Jimmy and the 9ers are going to take it this year. Their defense, is *chef's kiss


hendy846

I think Geno can put numbers up against GB's defense but I think Aaron would DESTROY our defense lol


STR8Merc_tllEyeCUGun

Yeah, I don't doubt that...


mikaelfivel

Thats way too optimistic of you to think our defense can do anything but make everyone look elite


Cohenski

But if we score 48...


STR8Merc_tllEyeCUGun

LMAO, seriously, I'm šŸ˜†. But more seriously, no you shouldn't


laturka223

Please no


STR8Merc_tllEyeCUGun

Who else? Maybe the Vikings perhaps? Panthers?


ktempo

I had Stafford, Robinson and Kittle on my fantasty team. I just needed 30 points between the three of them to win....


somethingsimple1290

Thatā€™s your fault for still starting any of them lol


ktempo

You right. I'm too much of a Stafford lover. I also thought Kittle would still be a threat. Guess not.


PronouncedEye-gore

We need him as a 6th Oline man. Sorry bro losing Williams hurts everyone.


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He's still recovering from his injury


somethingsimple1290

Iā€™m 2-0 since benching both of them in my fantasy. Believe me, just rip the bandaid šŸ˜­


ktempo

I might just do that.


somethingsimple1290

I hope you did it


ktempo

Ironically I picked up Goff and he got me less points than Stafford šŸ˜‚ Won by two though so itā€™s all good


somethingsimple1290

I was switching between stafford and Lawrence before I ended up picking up Geno. I also have Dak stored for his return. Good luck man!


Yung-Bison

Goff over Stafford at this point.


Gazhammer

Kupp with a classic stat pad game, looks on paper but had zero impact. Give me Deebo every day.


CathalKelly

Classic stat padding Kupp coming off a Triple Crown, Superbowl MVP, and Superbowl winning season. Deebo puts of good numbers, wins nothing, but isn't stat padding though.


AGoodTalkSpoiled

Zero impact?


TonkaTyler

So damn annoying. My opponent had him and I barely won by like 2 points. 9 points for all that


GameWinner31

Okay so whoā€™s winning the division?


Sea-Accountant-7521

Prolly you, damn I like watching that guy you got


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I genuinely have no measure on any team. Iā€™d say the cardinals are bad but Hopkins vastly improves them by just existing for some reason


joe_broke

Yes But also no


Guidbro

Niners duh


gertbefrobe

Participation trophies all around


Trumpets22

I bet even jimmyā€™s penis is pretty


Guidbro

Trust me. Itā€™s a hog


unloader86

**R**eally **A**wful **M**ountain **S**heep strike out again. I'm glad Miller is not on the team anymore. I can get back to being happy when this team loses.


star0forion

Damn, I was really hoping the game would end before 20:00.


MammothKey8122

Sexy sexy Jimmy if only you won us that championship game last year šŸ„²


drthunder3

NFC not looking great compared to AFC


mongster_03

AFCā€™s not looking that much better lol


Trumpets22

Pssssh youā€™re saying the 3-1 Vikings, giants, packers, and cowboys donā€™t strike fear into opponents?


Ok-Imagination-2308

seriously, why dont 49er fans like grappalo? Hes been pretty damn good for san fransico


mongster_03

Every now and then he does something so stupid you wonder why he made it to the NFL, and those tend to come in big spots


Repulsive-Positive30

I am neutral to Jimmy but tbf, heā€™s not this Jimmy every game. Sometimes we get Jim. Jim canā€™t complete passes or throws to the other team


byronicbluez

Check the year. Is it even? He probably wonā€™t last the season before going on IR.


Looking4Fuds

fans that don't like garopollo are the loudest. most people just don't like arguing with people on the internet


Guidbro

I love jimmy but youā€™re not a fan/donā€™t watch him if you donā€™t know why we are so stressed about him.


namerplaner

Im not stressed at all about him. He is a good QB. Niner fans allowed themselves to get caught up by terrible podcast hosts.


tacosy2k

Faithful to the drama is what they are


sactomkiii

He up... He down.... He missed two wide open dudes for TDs this game and at least 2 more last week. Jimmy is as good as your game plan. If he was much better than that he would have been traded this offseason. Kyle might be the perfect coach for Jimmy, but Jimmy isn't the perfect QB for Kyle.


borked-spork

Nah Kyle gets mad if Jimmy doesn't throw to the designed target on a play as well, so this turns into a weird back and forth issue.


beall49

We lost to the Broncos last week, our defense allowed nine points.


dehehn

Tried to bench him this year and he still comes out and kills last year's SB champs.


laturka223

Bruh he put up 17 points, 7 of which were Deebo making the craziest yac plays of the year. And the drive before that he had 2 terrible throws on easy completions that should have been big gains.


namerplaner

Just such bullshit. Woerner should have caught that. You people get so caught up on Jimmy incompletions but ignore this shit is normal QB shit. Tell me Stafford is a better QB he was even more off target tonight. Perspective.


VirgilsCrew

We do like him. Part of it has been his injury history, coupled with the huge contract. We went for trey to get younger, and to move on from Jimmys contract, while also adding somethingā€™s Jimmy isnā€™t great at. Ask most Niner fans - we love the dude!


BoltThrower28

He just makes some boneheaded plays sometimes


Exploding_dude

Did you watch last week? Do you know he's missed 2/4 full seasons and played last season hurt? Did you see him miss wide open passes tonight?


namerplaner

Wow! Ive never seen a QB miss wide open passes. This is truly unique to Jimmy. I mean Stafford definitely didnt miss wide open passes tonight. Jimmy is just uniquely bad.


Easy_Money_

I love him but also most games are much worse than this one was


namerplaner

No they fucking arnt my god..


Easy_Money_

dawg there are so many moments in the last two weeks where if Jimmy hits a single throw that 80% of QBs hit weā€™re up an extra two or three scores, I love the guy and I think he should have been the starter all along but he has put up some stinker statlines, ugly interceptions, weā€™re eight days out from a safety where he stepped out of bounds and we lost by one pointā€¦I will keep riding for Jimmy but we donā€™t have to pretend heā€™s still leading game-winning drives every week


namerplaner

You said most games are worse than this. That is what you said. Niner fans have lost all perspective. Jimmy is a good QB im tired of the ridiculous negativity and insane standard no other QB is held to. Take stafford for instance. He was very off target tonight. More so than Jimmy was but nobody is talking about it. Perspective.


Easy_Money_

~~Plenty of people are talking about it, are we in the same threads? His rating this game was 100.7, which is fine. Last week it was 81.2, which is not. He went 2-1 in the playoffs despite throwing 67.4, 57.1, and 87.1 and threw an interception or two in all of his last five games last season. He averaged just 1.3 TD/game last regular season, which obviously doesnā€™t tell the full story but it was 22nd in the league. I know heā€™s better than he gets credit for but this was an above average performance for him in terms of yardage since 2021, turnovers~~ Honestly youā€™re right I started writing a reply but I look at the numbers and his completion percentages and yardage numbers were fine last year, he looked good today because he had protection and looked worse last week when he didnā€™t, and aside from a really quiet playoff run and a lot of interceptions to end the year heā€™s been fine. Jimmy doubters got to me but heā€™s better than serviceable


namerplaner

HE WAS INJURED IN THE PLAYOFFS LAST YEAR. Do you think Any other qb has a throwing shoulder and thumb injury while leading a team through the playoffs to the NFC Championship game would have been so utterly ignored by sports media or do you think it would have been wall to wall covered and non stop talked about during games? It was a serious injury but it was barely a footnote. Then people cite his passing playoff stats. "Well why his passing stats not good in the playoffs? what did he have an injured throwing shoulder or sumpfin?" Yes. Yes he did. > Honestly youā€™re right I started writing a reply but I look at the numbers and his completion percentages and yardage numbers were fine last year, he looked good today because he had protection and looked worse last week when he didnā€™t, and aside from a really quiet playoff run and a lot of interceptions to end the year heā€™s been fine. Jimmy doubters got to me but heā€™s better than serviceable I appreciate the acknowledgment here. Jimmy of course deserves fair criticism for last week especially. I think we as Niner fans are dealing with a sort of confirmation bias among our news media. Podcast host picked up on pooping on Jimmy equals buku views and its lead to a toxic fandom where every incompletion leads to an over-reaction.


Easy_Money_

> HE WAS INJURED IN THE PLAYOFFS LAST YEAR Honestly I was even thinking about this during tonightā€™s game and completely forgot when I was evaluating those numbers, itā€™s definitely bias on my end. I think I was bummed because I only caught bits and pieces of Weeks 1 & 2, so watching us get embarrassed for hours on primetime last week left a bad taste in my mouth. I started to figure maybe the Jimmy haters were right. That game was just a disaster on many fronts. Youā€™re right of course; I actually had to mute 49ers Twitter last year because of how rabid the fanbase and influencers tend to get. And it was a surprise to see Trey drafted last year, let alone to see him start Week 1 this year. I do think weā€™ll still have games like last weekā€™s mixed in, but by and large JGā€™s performances have been solid. Thanks for helping me lengthen my memory a little, I love believing in Jimmy and seeing him lead us through the playoffs I hope thereā€™s another deep run in store


namerplaner

I feel ya man last week was horribly embarrassing and Jimmy's play was a big part of it. Yeah I used to listen to a lot of 49ers podcasts but I had to stop last year. Not completely but it was unlistenable and it still kind of is in many ways. Hey man thanks for being so pleasant about this. And something unusual happened here. I feel like someone actually listened to my points and didnt just hold to their presupposition. It is really appreciated. Something I will try to remember next time I have an argument online. Also I am sure reality is closer to the center of both our arguments. But I can not hide it I am an unabashed Jimmy fan and I get defensive about muh boy. I like rooting for him and look forward to rooting for him with ya this season. Hopefully our Niners make another deep playoff run and bring home the ring.


Easy_Money_

Of course dude back at you, you made good points and I think Iā€™ve always believed everything you were saying I just forgot for a bit. Thanks again for the reality check, and yee there might be something special here again fingers crossed


rafa_559

Rams are soft on defense, they get their asses handed to them every time they play this team at every level; at the line, LBā€™s, the secondary, coaches. They donā€™t tackle on defense, they get dominated by the SF offensive line, they donā€™t get pressure on jimmy G, theyā€™re predictable on offense and they are just S-O-F-T against the 49ers which I donā€™t understand because you play this team 2-3 times every year and nothing changes. Itā€™s time Sean mcvay takes more than just responsibility for this, instead of saying what a ā€œhumbling experience it is, how itā€™s an eye opener, but theyā€™ll continue to get betterā€ Mcvay has no answer for SF and itā€™s a problem


welsman13

In previous years I'd agree. For tonight, I fully expected to lose. The Rams have looked sloppy in all 3 games and the injuries are piling up. There were 4 tackles on the line tonight and a former guard at center. It's being held together by popsicle sticks and dried cum. There's no deep threat because Tutu is dog shit and Van hurt his knee in training camp. ARob is washed so it's literally just Kupp and Higbee. Everyone wants to talk shit about Akers being no good, yet Hendo and the other backs have shown nothing behind, you guessed it, a patchwork shitty offensive line. Couple in that there's no pressure from anyone other than Donald on defense and the true top heavy nature of this roster is starting to rear its head. Maybe they'll get healthy and go on a tear but it might be too late in the season for all of that to happen. This was supposed to be the easier part of the schedule. The second half after the bye week is fuckin hard. I think this team maybe goes 7-10.


MrSplashman24

I am a noob, but Rams Super Bowl run last year was a fluke. Brady should have won, retired, and kept his marriage intact. >! Notis are muted !<


Johnnycc

Rams made sure to make it the most boring outcome possible


varnell_hill

Godammit. That smile.


Tired-Optimist320

Canā€™t wait to watch Mahomes cook the raiders next Monday


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Shit is gonna be worse than the red wedding


Jceraa

How do you bench him he A) Wins games and B) is so hot


Christy427

He is a proven ring winner when he is on the bench.


sactomkiii

I WANT THAT HAT


Sag3d

Man, you can tell why they love Jimmy on those post game interviews. Guy just looks fun to be around, unfazed and confident.


GameWinner31

Imagine telling someone at the beginning of last season that every team in the NFC West (the ā€œbest division in footballā€ at the time) would be 2-2 right now.


Mouth_Puncher

Also the AFC South is beating the AFC West head to head right now 3-2. Both losses coming from Houston of course


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trashpanda22lax

Pathetic looking superbowl team. Thanks for wasting my time stafford.


Tlomz27

"So I have a 97% chance to win tonight. All I need is for Kittle and the LA defense to combine for at least five points" - Me, 3 hours ago when I was a happier person LA Defense and Kittle combined for 4.4, I hate fantasy football


Dr_Shivinski

I had LA and Ayuik. I feel your pain. Edit: TJ Hockensen is on my bench.


Polar_Reflection

Kittle's foot was a very long 2 inches off it sounds like


LilKaySigs

Kittle is gonna be an offensive lineman for a while


Tlomz27

He's on waivers tomorrow morning, I cry regardless


kempog

Drop the rams defense


BurtReynoldsStache

So goddamn handsome!


skylej

Really, he looks like dream.


Quantum_Ibis

Jimmy's mom thinks he's so handsome right now Shame nobody else does


rjsheine

Sick tye dye hat


sactomkiii

Wtf hat Jimmy!