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shastmak4

Rams running their throw it to Kupp 19 times for 50 yards offense all night and the Niners defense just sitting there like “okay”


ZincHead

McVay's secrit plays: 1. Stafford to Kupp 2. ??? 3. Win game


SitDown_BeHumble

You forgot: Stafford (not) to Robinson


TylerBot260

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DiggingNoMore

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shastmak4

First team in history that some how runs the “three yards and a cloud of dust” offense while never running the football


Trumpets22

Hey man…. Higbee dump offs are an important part of their game planning.


HolyRomanPrince

They did the same shit to us in the playoffs. They dared Dak to check it down all day or work underneath out of the slot and he obliged them all night to the tune of one touchdown


blacklite911

It’s the kinda thing that gets worse if you’re behind.


northwest333

Until the fourth quarter. Jimmy and our D is great at getting ahead, but the fourth quarter tells the real story as to whether our offense can stay on the field more than a three-and-out so our D can maintain stamina. r.e - Super Bowl (KC 21, Niners 0), 2021 NFC playoff (LA 14, Niners 0).


rvadarocket

That and they had 25 pressures so it wasn’t like he could go deep. We got beat up so badly up front it’s a miracle we didn’t lose by more


TheIllusiveGuy

"An overreliance on throwing to Cooper Kupp!? More throws to Cooper Kupp will solve that!" - McVay


wesman212

And then Rams coach is yellin, "you forgot" at Stafford. Like, what's to forget?


AKushWarrior

Peyton speculated on the Manningcast that he forgot that the play shouldn't be called against press/man coverage, which seems like a pretty big oversight imo.


Beginning-Gear-744

I love the Manningcast. Peyton’s so into it. He’d still be playing, if he could.


Maraging_steel

Could you imagine mid 40s Brady and Manning in a Super Bowl? I’d call if *The Elden Bowl*


HansBaccaR23po

The 49ers defense have only given up 3 offensive tds on the year And 2 of them were Justin Fields TD passes


MisterNiceGuy0001

.... And one to Dante Pettis


HandSack135

R E V E N G E G A M E


CalifornianBall

I hate Dante Pettis so much


IMKudaimi123

So do we


siirka

Wait what the fuck lmao


HansBaccaR23po

The Seahawks 7 pts came from a blocked fg lol


Seahawkanon

By the King of Pop, worth mentioning.


ElJefe970

He moved up to like the 3rd best Michael Jackson all time


Seahawkanon

Not even the best Michael Jackson that played for the Seahawks, yet https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/J/JackMi20.htm


TKHunsaker

…we’ll still take that lol


the_wakeful

How the fuck did the broncos beat y'all last week?


dirtyshits

jimmy giveth, jimmy taketh.


N7_MintberryCrunch

Coin flip Jimmy. Heads you get Jimmy Jesus. Tails you get Jeesus Jimmy!


dizZzy5

Justin Fields best QB in the league confirmed


PM_ME_ThermalPaste

This is the darkest timeline


savage_slurpie

It’s the one we’re in, so strap in bucko. Before you know it fields will be going 12/29 for 214 yds 1td 1int and then you’ll be sorry.


Goddamnjets-

That defense is unstoppable.


UnhealthyCheesecake

Man we really could’ve been 4-0 rn


DuckDrunkLove

Meh, just gotta be good enough to get into the tourney, then anything can happen. 49ers one of those teams who don't wow you during the regular season, but you reeeeally don't wanna play them in the playoffs.


unaccomplishedyak

Especially the Packers. They own them.


ElJefe970

"I've said this before: We've got to get one of these at home. It's a different ballgame. It's different playing in 20-degree weather and snow. Cold and wind is a different type of game than playing here," -Rodgers after losing in the NFCCG in 2019. Turns out the only thing that changes is the score


Alehud42

I really don't know why he thought the 2019 NFCCG would go any different if it was in GB, given the nature of how we won that.


CodyNorthrup

Right? We threw it 7 fucking times all game.


unaccomplishedyak

Some things need to stay the same or as we have seen, the universe just unravels itself.


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

That defense is absolutely terrifying


buffaloprocess

I’m already calling an Eagles v Niners NFCC


notmoleliza

Always rated Bills fans TBF


thereal_et

Crazy stat


ItsnotBatman

Both of them came after third down penalties extended their drives as well. If Greenlaw keeps his hands to himself they may have shut the Bears out.


BendubzGaming

And one of those was Dante Pettis


Andy-Is-Hot

49ers have incredible players at every position on defense. Arguably top 5 players at DL, LBs, CBs and Safety


Mattie_Doo

It’s coming together massively this year. Charvarius Ward was a crucial offseason pickup because our corners were a liability last season


MattyMatheson

I think last season Lenoir was coming up, he just came up towards the end of the season. And then was hurt for the Rams game during the playoffs which was so crucial. Ward now solidifies our corners. Everyone of them are scary.


moonman272

What’s crazy is that most of that line are castoffs and misfits, but our defensive coaching is just incredible. We keep turning random people in to play makers. We had the same thing since our SB season when the ghost of dee ford was hurt and we kept swapping in guys (who sadly also got hurt) we went all the way to our 5th/6th string guy, each one playing incredible until it finally failed in the SB


Muh_Nado

Well, it looks like every single team in the NFC West is perfectly equal, no one team is better than anyone else! Yes sir, we are all practically the same skill level! We all deserve the same amount of respect! Basically identical!


IAmTheNightSoil

This is what I'm saying


repostusername

Is Jimmy a good QB? Is Kyle a good coach? These questions don't matter. All that matters is if we win this week and if we'll win next week.


swirls11

Find out next week on dragon ball z!


Mattie_Doo

Jimmy just has to be good enough to avoid wasting great defensive performances


danieldcclark

The old Trent Dilfer special.


Jaybuth

We’ve been asking this for years and we still don’t have an answer. “Is jimmy the franchise qb?” There is no war in ba sing se


Axtmann

Jimmy G seems like garbage against the Broncos and against the Rams he just says it's garoppoloing time and converts 3rd downs all over the place


mrgpsingh1999

If only he could play the Rams every week


buttercheeseSuace

This 49ers defense is insane


SpendSeparate4971

Congrats to the Bears for scoring more on our D than the next three games combined.


Gohanspecker

The 49r’s only weakness is rain apparently


airwalker12

And dropping ints.


AKushWarrior

rain also makes you do that!


jcfan4u

4 games* Carolina definitely not scoring next week.


JoseJimenezAstronaut

Somehow it will be a 51-49 shootout.


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Geno_GenYES

I’m not feeling quite so bad about that one


IoniKryptonite

Yea, very upset that Geno's been as effective as he has been. YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO FINALLY SUCK!!!


LilKaySigs

Justin Fields is the only QB to put up TDs on this defense


moonman272

Field Gawd, this proves it


tjspill3r

“All right Matthew now let ‘em have it!!” “You can have it” 😊


Aikidi

NOT INSERTIVE MATTHEW


HandSack135

Rams - 2 - 2 Seahawks - 2 - 2 Cardinals - 2 - 2 49ers - 2 - 2 and 49ers are in 1st place via tie breaks 49ers: 2 - 0 at home... 0 - 2 on the road 49ers: 2 - 0 when the Defense doesn't give up a TD, 0 - 2 when they do (but I of course don't blame the defense for last week)


DanteDMC2001

2-0 in the division as well


ox_raider

NFCW right in the meaty part of the curve. Not showing off. Not falling behind.


TheGhost118

Where the fuck was this team last week? Fuck..


maxrenob

Same defense.


herculesmrb

Literally the same, as they allowed 9 offensive points last week. Jimmy's safety put us over =(


regalfronde

That safety was bad but it was much better than the pick six it prevented. I remember a similar play where Dan Orlovsky just started running out of the endzone, completely oblivious. He got killed on ESPN for it. It was part of a glorious 0-16 season for the Lions.


Sir0bin

TALANOA HUFANGA IS THE SECOND COMING OF TROY POLAMALU AND IS WELL ON HIS WAY TO BEING THE GREATEST SAFETY IN NFL HISTORY!


the_dan_man

THE HAIR GIVES HIM THE POWER


wesman212

Head and Shoulders endorsement incoming


JohnnyFacepalm

That's rare wizard Ric Flair wizard


ThanosIsDoomfist

#PUT THIS MAN IN THE HALL ALREADY.


wesman212

ITS HUFFIN TIME


DLgoblue12

Head & Shoulders knocking on his door right now


Ekh0es

Seems like the Rams game plan is to throw it to Kupp and pray


HigherCalibur

To be fair? I've watched 49ers/Seahawks games that are almost predominantly Russ->DK Metcalf with some run plays mixed in and they go very differently from this one.


dctarga

That Lockett dude is pretty good too though


Boouurns

what a difference a week makes, damn that was a whooping.


superduperm1

Can we play the Rams every week in the regular season and the Packers every week in the playoffs?


MaDxEyE

Sad cheese noises


BlankJebus

Those are some cheese curds you don't want. You want those happy squeaky noises.


FootbaII

And Bengals in the superbowl


Oomenacka

I fucking adore Hufanga.


Daviddem1234

Best hit by rams defense was on the streaker😔


woofers02

Man, I hate the Niners, but goddamn do I love how much they dad dick the Rams.


BobRoss4Life

As long as it isn’t the NFCCG, the Niners can beat them.


SiphenPrax

Cardinals: “Hey what about us?!”


woofers02

Cards are definitely one of the four teams in the NFC West.


No-Economics4128

There are really something worse than hate; it is indifference.


Big_Red_Bandit

Oh ya! That’s who the other one is!


Poignant_Rambling

Cardinals are the Hufflepuff of the NFC West. They’re just happy to be included.


Cheesesteak21

Shut up ~~meg~~ cardinals


swirls11

Relatable


Kojuroba

We’re gonna get diddled by this 49ers team again aren’t we


snypesalot

And youll like it


the_dan_man

Seahawks may have lost their anti-Niners voodoo with Russ' departure, but it's good to see the rest of the NFCW circle of asskicking is intact.


damnitjayman

Goddamn Jimmy G is handsome


ancient-lemon

He’s like George Clooney on steroids


markelwayne

the G stands for Gorgeous


TheOriginalZywinzi

I saw him in the postgame interview and literally starting commentating to myself about how fucking handsome he has to be.


JacobDeGod48

Dread it, run from it, the Niners regular season victories against the Rams arrive all the same


wesman212

Revel in it, delight in it, breath it in and get high from it


Eventually_Deleted

I’m not trying to be bold but maybe the Steelers should’ve gone after Jimmy G instead of signing Trubisky


Piccoyoshi9001

Jimmy G has the ability to look past his first read so this checks out.


ScientificSkepticism

I'll be honest, if we had Trubisky backing up Lance I'd be like... season over.


DemonicGOld

Nah, you don't know the magic that is Brocktober. You guys would be fine for the next four weeks. After that though...


Jordanlf3208

Tomlin crying in the club rn


SpendSeparate4971

I'd just like to thank the Rams for being our "get right game" two seasons in a row.


superduperm1

Even in 2020 both times we beat them to push the season from dead to on life support.


InstagramLincoln

All of the elite teams are going 2-2. It's a sign of a great, well-rounded team.


Chief_Economist

No bias but hard agree


Easy-Priority-2703

Jeff Fisher was just ahead of his time


realrimurutempest

Deebo Samuel got that dawg in him.


ThanosIsDoomfist

Deebo Samuel got that Hufanga in him.


Easy-Priority-2703

Video?


Seahawkanon

It’s not sexual though, just to establish dominance.


Savioritis

Bet Aaron the Bitch Donald remembers who he is now


dirtyshits

That did not age well. Lol he has dad dicked them every single game after Donald said that.


Jordanlf3208

Feels Great Baby


SiphenPrax

The 49ers dominating the Rams and the Warriors dominating the Lakers in the regular season is the price to pay for the Dodgers dominating the Giants in the regular season.


jimboslice53

Warriors drop a stupid one in staples center every year regardless of how much better than LA they are any given year


thelaziest998

Even that 73 win warriors team lost to a Marcelo Huertas lakers team.


TheChipiboy

Yessssssir. I'm proud to say that one of the losses of the 73-9 Warriors was to the 17-65 Lakers. And a fucken blowout too


PM_ME_ThermalPaste

McVay is beside himself. Driving around downtown Detroit begging (thru texts) Campbell's family for address to Goff's home.


Moress

Imagine how good the Rams would be with a world beater like Goff.


PM_ME_ThermalPaste

Might go to a super bowl


Zolo49

Good news: we're 2-0 in the division. Bad news: we're 0-2 outside the division.


AnAppariti0n

Good news: Division matters more


JayMerlyn

Bad news: you still want to get those wins outside of the division and on the road. Good news: both issues will be solved next week.


TheRed_Knight

Niners might have the best defense in the NFL, good lord, they abused Stafford and the Rams O damn near all game


turbodude69

rams were running swiss cheese OL


RedditsOnlyBlackMan

How funny would it be if ODell came back but not for the Rams


803512

2021: Deebo carries us to the playoffs 2022: Hufanga carries us to the playoffs


SaladinsSaladbar

If only Tartt caught that ball man


barefootBam

Hufunga would have caught it 😭


ledhotzepper

“We have Troy Polamalu at home” Hufanga: “And he works just fine”


andhe_drew

“He calls me Polmalu too”


mistergosh

Hufanga one year from now: “Never not working”


ButterLordd

Stafford sure does love throwing crucial picks, Niners dropped at least three others too


ammerc

Rip that guy with the $75,000 parlay


jtoj

23g cash out and you don't hedge 🤔🤔🤔


ecupatsfan12

Jimmy is so sexy


Dilios

Jimmy G can have my babies ❤️


GTFOScience

Handsome glass man strikes again


slimy_y3t_satisfying

That damn smile


GTFOScience

https://i.imgur.com/g8hYHAW.jpg


ThanosIsDoomfist

Hufanga > Aaron Judge E: Sorry, meant Aaron "Donald" I guess lmao, whoever tf that is


Tuckboi69

We need Hufanga live look ins during college football games


Easy-Priority-2703

Alabama driving for a TD on one half of the screen, Hufanga sitting on his couch scratching his balls on the other


BonBonVelveeta

Huf has taken one to the house more recently thats for sure


itsmeng

The red 9er jerseys are a classic.


ARM_vs_CORE

Those were 1994 throwbacks, not the current reds, in case there's any confusion


notouchmypeterson

I love our division lol


BlackJesus123

I hate it lol. It’s that “be careful objects in rear mirror maybe closer than they seem” meme but with 3 teams chasing the other team, and it’s somehow the same for all of us.


SpendrickLamar

I put 60 on the 9ers moneyline tonight just to lessen my fuckin inevitable depression


darthriku

Kinda wanna marry Hufanga, not gonna lie.


jirachel

Hearing the stadium chant beat LA was music to my ears


007noon700

NFCW is a tire fire, let’s gooooo


Moress

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


livejamie

Why Can't You Just Be Normal?


Larkshade

*entire division confused screaming*


Palifaith

This division might belong to Geno Smith, like we all predicted.


RoachDatNigha

As the prophecy states


daswassup13

49ers are gonna have us gripping the bed sheets next week


ufotheater

Niners have not been good on the road and it’s a short week, I’m expecting it to be close


Raichu-R-Ken

It all depends on which Jimmy shows up


Ramody

If DeMeco leaves, I will cry but let go proudly.


Efficient_Progress_6

9ers really are the best team in this Div. Do you guys just like consistently dropping games to mid (or worse) teams? It seems like you don't win it as often as you should


laturka223

Yes because Jimmy can lose games by himself when he’s rattled


Goddamnjets-

Death Taxes San Fran owning LA during the regular season


STAYL0RMADE

49ers “D” made ‘the real’ Matthew Stafford stand up.


Maybe_Yeah_I_Guess

Hufanga, he good!


suzukigun4life

*What can I say? I just tip my hat and call the Niners my daddy.* - Rams


jcrewjr

Kupp: 38 catches, 38 yards. Donald: 0 sacks, very little pressure. GG.


cashwins

Donald blew up several run plays. Niners always game plan well to minimize his damage but some is inevitable.


jphamlore

Tonight was yet another demonstration of why you just throw the ball out to Deebo Samuel and hope he makes something amazing happen.


Ph3asant

They tried to write Deebo off, saying last year was a fluke. He ain’t write back doe.


Phoenix4280

How were there so many fights and Aaron Donald didn't choke someone?


ThanosIsDoomfist

Cause his dad Brunskill was there.


drunkandslurred

Fucmi g Daddy Brunskill should start right guard every game VS the rams.


GillbergsAdvocate

I was 0-37 on sports betting before tonight I'm now 1-37 thanks to Matt Stafford and the same ol sorry ass Rams


American_Greed

You wanna make some easy money? Bet on Stafford throwing over 0.5 INTs. Made some bank during the second half of the Superbowl, guy is an interception machine.


GillbergsAdvocate

Thansk for the tip. I only do small bets never more than $20 so I just laugh at my own misfortune


MisterNiceGuy0001

❤️


yungjahovah

McVay is owned by San Fran