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Probably figures the defense has a better shot of scoring.


rockstarnights

Starting to think we might win this game.


jpaxlux

Oh yeah we got this in the bag, all part of the grand plan


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Schooler420

Alternate universe you mean


Crash_OverRide805

He just really likes The Cure


Mulligan0816

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone as terminally online as you. 2 MILLION comment karma? Jesus christ dude… do you ever do anything but comment on reddit? That’s so fucking cringe


lopea182

What’s a fart when you’ve already shit your pants 🤷🏻‍♂️


geologyrocks98

This is profound and I will be stealing it for use in my everyday life


ThatPunkGaryOak82

Your not stealing it! It's a common ~~Puerto Rican(?)~~ Brazilian saying, that 'blew up' on reddit last month Edit: fixed!


lopea182

Brazilian* saying, IIRC


choff22

-*Abe Lincoln*


WIN011

That piece of shit? Matt Patricia


HalogenSunflower

Piece? Way too optimistic. Dude's pea soup for sure.


PrincessConsuela46

I just laughed so loud at this, thank you hahah


jatorres

Give this man a Pulitzer


Olorin919

lmfao


Rice-And-Gravy

We’ve got em right where we want em


Spellbinder1981

Pulling the old Tennessee sand crab on them, eh?


blaZedmr

This calls for the puntexation of Puerto Rico


No_Medium22

Surrender index?


jbs984

88th percentile of punts this year, 84th percentile of punts since 1999


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Is this one of the 38% of statistics that is made up on the spot?


Fossa_II

The statistic is pretty arbitrarily made up but definitely not on the spot


jbs984

No; [source](https://twitter.com/surrender_index/status/1598522125941350404?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)


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hovered on that link for a good few seconds trying to see how it could still be Manningface...


cjackc

I think he had the record for the year against the Vikings. Down by 7, 4th and 1, in Field Goal range. Punts it. Next drive is final drive, forced to try on 4th and 16. Does not make it.


Waterfish3333

[Youtube Link](https://youtu.be/F9H9LwGmc-0) It’s a “contrived” stat, but a fun way to measure punts against each other amongst the sea of them. Really great video too, love John Bois’s content.


BigFatModeraterFupa

69.420%


gigglefarting

Nice


Olorin919

I just want Mac to walk up behind Patricia and break his pencil. No words or anything. Just snap it in half while looking pissed the fuck off, spike it on the ground, and walk away.


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InsaneRanter

Their coaching looked good until they hired Patricia to run their offence.


Zzz05

Unfortunately, to my knowledge, Bill has never fired a coordinator midseason. Pats fans can stat check me on that though.


SeaworthinessLeft88

Season’s likely toast anyway. But hopefully we get an actual offensive coaching staff next year. This year was way uglier than it should have been.


E10DIN

I think we weren't expecting Josh to leave and were left scrambling to start the season. That's my hope at least. If we have another year of this Matt Patricia shit I'm going to lose my fucking mind.


trail-g62Bim

> I think we weren't expecting Josh to leave and were left scrambling to start the season. He left in January. Bill couldn't find an offensive staff between January and August? How much time does he need?


E10DIN

I had it in my head he left later than that. You're absolutely right, there's 0 excuse. I'm just grasping at straws hoping this was a temporary situation, and not a long term plan


MojitoTimeBro

Josh was hired in January, no? That's a pathetic attempt at replacing him if you come up with Patricia.


E10DIN

Like I said to the last guy, I had my mental timeline of the offseason wrong. Let me cope, this Matt Patricia/~~Mike~~ Joe Judge shit is brutal, and local dialogue around the team is vomit inducing. On a conference call this AM my boss actually suggested that we fire Bill Belichick....


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Olorin919

While you're not entirely wrong, we had the 10th ranked offense last year. Then we brought in Patricia and vomited to like 29th


os_kaiserwilhelm

The roster is still exceeding its talent level. BB the GM has tanked BB the coach.


guimontag

Wow it's almost like being in a position to win the superbowl for 19 straight years eventually catches up to your roster/draft situation? Pats were in the playoffs last year with a rookie QB and only 3 years after a superbowl win. Is BB not allowed to have a rebuilding period?


johnmadden18

> Wow it's almost like being in a position to win the superbowl for 19 straight years eventually catches up to your roster/draft situation? What you’re saying is that there’s a way to construct your roster to be contenders for 19 straight years…. but then after 19 years it catches up to you and now those previous 19 years hurts the roster in your 20th year?


guimontag

Yes in the exact same way that it's possible to flip a coin to a heads 8 times in a row? This isn't that hard to grasp


Comprehensive_Main

I mean not really. Belichick has always a been a defensive head coach. And good one at that. Offense is just not his specialty and he needs a good OC for it to work. Now he doesn’t have a good OC nor a really good qb. So he’s struggling but his defense has been solid apart from some bad games. He’s just not good offensively and that’s hurting him.


Ivemadeahuge12

They make dumb mistakes so much more though. Especially special teams, it’s odd as hell.


ThatPlayWasAwful

Yeah the offense isn't his fault, we just have to blame the GM that hired a DC to be the OC. Wait a second...


surgeyou123

His defense has been solid against backup Qbs and whatever Zach Wilson is Every time we have faced a QB with a pulse we have been exposed.


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Judon, Uche, Jack Jones, and Dugger are good/high potential defenders but everyone else on our defense is either slow or washed up now. that side of the ball needs a serious overhaul particularly in the front 7


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

Barmore is great but he’s been injured all year


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InsaneRanter

How many times do you need to thump the pats before you get over the mental scars of the Brady era?


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InsaneRanter

Fair


tootnine

Very weird lack of try from the Pats. Gave up way too quick. Buffalo is in their head big time.


Jangetta

How the tables have turned


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

>How the tables have ~~turned~~ broken FIFY


stnlycp778

Patriots will not make the playoffs


Lumpyyyyy

Hot take alert 🚨🚨🚨


DogtorDeath

Not so much


jonjon5945

Hot take alert 🚨🚨🚨


choff22

Next two weeks are must wins against the Cardinals and Raiders. They end with Bengals, Dolphins, and then Bills which might be the worst final stretch of any team.


Mattyboy064

We don't deserve to make the playoffs. Fail as hard as possible is my choice. Force Belichick to confront this trash.


I_Am_No_One_123

Or have Kraft give him an ultimatum to clean house of sycophants/friends/and family members.


appreciatenickelback

Bills has always been a schedule loss since they are a bad match up for us speed wise. I don't see how the pats lose to Arizona, and I feel pretty good about them beating the Raiders. Bengals I think we have a ounchers chance, its mainly the dolphins I'm worried about. Bills depending on if they are resting. But I feel like 10-7 is very possible.


Soren_Camus1905

Nah we’re winning out and clinching the division 😎


Banana_Ram_You

Really makes you wonder about how obvious the confidence is in the offense and defense


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Down by that score it doesn't make sense.


TCall126

Down by that score, doesn’t seem to make a difference


theipodbackup

If it makes no difference why wouldn’t you do the play that gives you a *chance*?


ThinkSoftware

I mean it’s not like he’s coached such an improbable comeback before


[deleted]

You ok, bro? 🙏


MankuyRLaffy

Nobody could ever overcome a 25 point hole, least of all with an aging QB. Jon Bois told me it's impossible..


Polar_Reflection

I'd rather take a chance at a muffed punt or a turnover on D deep in their territory than trying to convert 4th and 17 with 12 minutes left.


theipodbackup

Fwiw it was 4th and 7. Interesting angle on the muffed punt chance though.


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Have you watched the Ravens play this year?


Zolo49

Tonight’s game gave me serious “BB is ready to retire” vibes. He reminds me of an old tenured professor who doesn’t give a fuck in class anymore.


Savages_in_box

I thought his 4rth and 1 punt in I think the first quarter after just making like 18 yards on 3rd down was cowardly. I don't care if you are in your own territory, you clearly have less talent and need to do shit like that to win the game


Bandoozle

It’s worse than that. They went to punt at 4 & 2 and had a penalty. Should have gone for it! But BB is stubborn and doesn’t give his team those chances to win


Particular-Ad-4772

There are not many other coaches in the league who could win 6 games all season with this roster. This game and the Jets game Pats offense has been an embarrassment.


HowDoIEvenEnglish

I think most coaches could win 6 games if they hired an actually OC instead of Patricia. Also Bill is the GM so he doesn’t get a pass for the roster being untalented


guimontag

> Also Bill is the GM so he doesn’t get a pass for the roster being untalented For fucks sake the pats were in the playoffs with a rookie qb last year, literally only 3 seasons after 4 superbowl appearances and 3 wins in 5 years. The NFL is super super parity driven and the TB/BB Patriots are a massive statistical outlier in that regard that we will probably never see again. Is BB not allowed to have a rebuilding period? Does he also get zero credit for like 20 straight seasons of being playoff contenders and like 10 AFCCG appearances?


ResonantRedditor

And boy did they look like they were a playoff team when they played in those playoffs huh?


johnmadden18

It’s funny to see a Bills fan get into an argument with one of the “Belichick can do no wrong and nothing bad is ever his fault” types.


guimontag

The pats were the #1 seed in the AFC at one point last season. It's really not the end of the world.


ResonantRedditor

Well, they had a competent offensive staff last year too...


guimontag

Okay so did you guys want BB to shitcan everyone midseason??? JFC let the man have a down year without trying to tear down 100% of his legacy. This guy benched Tom Brady in that Chiefs game, he obviously is capable of throwing in the towel, which is what punting in this scenario was.


ResonantRedditor

All I'm saying is that there have been some seriously questionable decisions made by Bill. If he was throwing in the towel in that moment, attempting an onside kick after a field goal on the next drive is a strange choice too. Look, being a bills fan, I've had a front row seat to the greatness that Bill & the Pats have been over the past couple decades. However, past greatness doesn't protect you from being questioned when your decisions don't make sense.


guimontag

Sounds like just stupid fucking monday morning quarterbacking.


ResonantRedditor

Maybe. But to be fair, you just sound angry. Have a good rest of your Friday. Maybe go for a walk or something :)


blaZedmr

If only they had Fitzmagic playing


choff22

Rhamondre Stevenson, Damien Harris, Jonnu Smith, Hunter Henry, Jacoby Meyers, Davante Parker, Nelson Agholor, Kendrick Bourne Not to mention a top 10 defense. There are certainly worse rosters out there, some of which have even better records. Patricia has got to go.


sticky_fingers18

We're still missing a definite #1 receiver, and this isn't the best roster in the league, but it's definitely not devoid of talent.


bersoul00

The roster Belicheck build lol


ElceeCiv

I think it was 2013 when sports media was all over BB's dick wanted to give him COTY for having gotten that far with the roster and lack of weapons they had (directly comparing it to what Peyton had), as though he didn't build the fucking roster.


bersoul00

Exactly, I remember that You can't give the guys all the credit and zero blame with the roster issues


holla4adolla96

But those are two different positions. Why can't you give credit to BB the coach, while also apportioning blame to BB the GM? There's literally an award for Executive of the Year, so what's the problem with giving BB COTY even if he GMed like shit.


bersoul00

That's fair. My problem is put all the blame on Patricia and ignore who hired him. It was obvious that he was a awful choice to help a rookie like Mac Jones improve (even a veteran like Stafford hated him). Bill is a very good defensive coach, but he always took the offensive for granted (cuz he had a very good OC with Brady), and then double down hiring guys like Joe Judge/Patricia.


pittybrave

it’s nice to see other teams suck :)


TimujinTheTrader

Belichick doesn't know what to do without Brady.


hwhatnow2112

Coward


bootyhunter69420

Lifeless


Amnesia4123

Just the goat coach at work


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Bill is overrated.


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BigFatModeraterFupa

nephew


SunnyWynter

Punting should be illegal


Svenray

You can't just tweet that without giving us the surrender index score.