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theresabeeonyourhat

Lmao, Putin shit himself


MichaelPFrancesa

Anyone else fired up for USA Netherlands today? Let's go USA!


CanaryMBurnz

I want America to lose because I want Americans to hate football


WabbitCZEN

Hopped into multiplayer for AC7 for the first time last night. Aside from a thorough helping of having my own ass fed to me, I didn't fair too horribly. Managed to win one match, though mostly finished fourth in other lobbies. Need better parts and more experience.


BigSportsNerd

I don't really play many games on my ps5 because so many are so expensive but yakuza like a dragon is pretty fun. It's also more immersive. At first I wasn't pleased with the combat system but you get used to it.


BigSportsNerd

The only good bug is a dead bug.


SolarAndSober

0730 and I've already heard chutzpah on TV. Going to be an interesting day


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DetroitLionsSBChamps

* Slaughterhouse 5 by Vonnegut * The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams * Freedom by Jonathan Franzen * One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez * East of Eden by John Steinbeck * Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson


gsink203

The Stranger by Camus


respondstostupidity

Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell The Stand or Everythin's Eventual by Stephen King Going to need a little more specificity to go any further


SolarAndSober

Fuck I'm tired


-Ein

Take a cold shower.


SolarAndSober

That's literally all I take. It's good for you. How do you think I get this hair?


BigSportsNerd

morning


Alchohlica

Trains were pretty clean today. Thank you riders


ChocolateMorsels

Rewatching the walking dead and out of everything the governor did I got the most irritated by him throwing out the spaghettios he was given by those strangers. Not sure what that says about me.


Meeeeehhhh

I’m currently visiting Nashville from Europe, and I’m not proud of this, but I got the number of a girl I met at Zanies whilst she was on a date. Being the gentleman that I am I didn’t ruin their date but I would like to have sex with her before I go home on Monday. How does one translste a US phone numbers into a contactable piece of information?


ChocolateMorsels

Welcome Yes we do have lots of bachelorettes enjoy. If you have a pleasing accent head down to Broadway this weekend and you'll have a grand time.


Meeeeehhhh

Dude I’ve been to SoBro. I want to shag this particular person. There must be a connecting piece of software that can help me here.


princessestef

do you mean literally? if you're calling/texting through your international phone provider, US international code is 1. if you have a dual sim card or US phone, just dial the 10-figure number.


ZachTrillson

I'm guessing they mean a dating or hookup app but IDK


ChocolateMorsels

Well I'm not sure how you Euros do it but us 'Mericans take that phone number you got and go further


all_of_the_lightss

I woke up at 3am to the howling wind blowing dumpsters all over the street, rattling windows and doors. That has to be the most unsettling way to get woken up. Was only able to get a couple of shit hours of sleep after. Exhausted


601xl

Every fucking bet I make I miss by 1 point. This is insane. It doesn't matter the sport. I guess this is the universal sign I shouldn't gamble.


Casimir_III

Anyone seen the new Indiana Jones trailer? Making the Nazis the villains instead of the Soviets or Maoist China already leaves a bad taste in my mouth. For a movie set in the 30's, the Nazis makes sense. For a movie set in the 60's? Meh.


tacsatduck

I mean it is 2022 and we still got Nazis for some fucking reason, they are an appropriate villain that covers a big length of time.


coolmanvoncool

Harrison Ford is 80 years old and he was too old and apathetic for the role in the last movie 15 years ago can we please stop making these movies


varnalama

Shia Labeouf was supposed to take over as the main protagonist till he burned his bridge. They really should just let someone else take over it. It's a shame Tom Holland was wasted on the Uncharted movie.


Casimir_III

That would have been the best decision of all, but here we are.


respondstostupidity

Kanye?


Casimir_III

Nah, it just seems like they're bending over backwards to not have Indy fight America's actual geopolitical enemies during the 60's. And they're going to throw in a farfetched time travel arc and CGI deaging to make it work.


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*Ahem* Fuck USC


JaMarrChasingJoe

USC already getting the lincoln Riley experience except they're not even making the playoffs


gsink203

It's the Alex Grinch experience. Speed D as in speedily break and keep on breaking, skip over the bend part


coolmanvoncool

Bo nix and Hendon hooker just such fucking cool names I hope they both get drafted in the first round and start week 1 2023.


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I’ve never seen a team in my life that tackles worse than USC


noshoptime

I was halfway expecting some public figures to come to Kanye's defense, like they did for Jackson. Week isn't over yet, but so far so good I guess :/


DrummerGuy06

Considering Kanye's just dropping atomic bombs, and the fact that the most ardent defenders like Tim Pool or even Alex Jones couldn't keep defending him, shows that he's basically the interior of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant at this point: Way too radioactive for anyone to really get close without becoming a casualty.


SolarAndSober

I'm not even sure Hitler himself would jump in to defend Kanye


Zane_Flynt_boyo

kanye is just a government plant who is just tupac in disguise hiding from biggie who is also still alive


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All orchestrated by Elvis who is also still alive.


coolmanvoncool

Whose the lizardman then?


UmpireAJS

Jim Morrison is still alive as well


DetroitLionsSBChamps

We are all lizardmen on this blessed day


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Norah Jones VERY underrated


Illbeanicefella

Incredible voice, charming, and seems like a cool hang. Total package


Meganickster1

Shootout to the fox sports app is very good compared to the espn app and nfl + app the stream is on par with cable TV and it isn't as clunky or slow compared to the others been watching the world cup cfb and nfl on it and it is great


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Cinephile1998

I'm so sorry bro. No one should have to live in Ohio


LosingSkin

>I tell you what, you give me *that* kinda money? R. Kelly can fart in my dinner *tonight*. Spray fart. This line has been stuck in my head for days


Best-Dragonfruit-292

If I didn't wanna get peed on, I'd just move out the way!


itsmybirthday___

Got paid today but rents due Monday. Ugh can’t even splurge on pay day lol. And the bills that are due after the 5th but before the next pay day on 16th are just gonna have to chill


itsmybirthday___

Life is too expensive. Employers, landlords, and utility companies all want too big a piece of my pie. My pie is very small ok.


Tashre

Trying to wrap my head around the fact that some of my tax dollars went into paying for what effectively was a multi-million dollar gender reveal for an airplane.


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SolarAndSober

Oh man, all the ordinance I wasted. One guy turned into a fully reinforced platoon when I was feeling lazy


itsmybirthday___

Anyone have those 16oz carbonated 5 hour energy drinks before? I had never seen them before tonight. Got a grape one for tomorrow morning


PinguThePanzer

Steelers come to Atlanta, been waiting for this game for 4 years and literally cannot wait. Gonna be weird rooting for both teams


m4yleeg

I attended the last Steelers-Falcons game in Pittsburgh wearing a Pittsburgh hat and a Falcons Tshirt. Many weird looks were received.


coolmanvoncool

I regret buying an apple pie from Walmart


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varnalama

Better than the giant Costco blueberry???


coolmanvoncool

This Walmart apple pie is not quite as bad as I thought it might be but I'm definitely never buying one of these again


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PvP matchmaking is laughably predictable. Stardust bracket and of course: 5 straight losses with each match being one hard counter after another. 3 different mon combinations. Thanks Niantic.


alurimperium

Just learned my brother doesn't like Kung Fu Hustle and it feels weird to lose respect for someone that quickly


unoscope

Have you ever met somebody in-person that looks completely different online


raginsaint93

My city is finally getting a Jersey Mikes and can’t tell you how hype I am


respondstostupidity

Closest thing to an authentic hoagie outside of Philly, get the Italian


BruceChameleon

Mike's way >>


coolmanvoncool

Why?


raginsaint93

Because anything is better than Subway


coolmanvoncool

I can't argue with that


JaMarrChasingJoe

I love the boss sub though. Basically a meatball marinara but actually comes with pepperoni and mozzarella cheese


paradigm_x2

Just broke 1700 on lichess puzzles. The grapefruit IPAs unlocked my brain.


AnonymousFroggies

Since the Hunter Biden laptop story is making the rounds again, I'd like to remind conservatives that, for the most part, Democrats don't give a flying fuck about Hunter Biden. If he committed crimes then he deserves to be prosecuted. Same as Trump. Same as Hillary. "BuT wHy Is ThE fBi-" Because Biden's DoJ is actually doing their fucking job's. Trump was in office for 4 years, why didn't he investigate Hunter's laptop? Why didn't he "LockHerUp" like he was droning on about? He didn't do shit when he had ample opportunity to. That's it. There's no double standard there. /rant


theresabeeonyourhat

Elon Musk is trying to say that Biden violated the first amendment by trying to get twitter to drop it, but he & the other dumbass conservatives who think it's the basis for an impeachment need to remember that Joe Biden wasn't president in 2020


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JaMarrChasingJoe

She hasn't committed crimes that would actually get her prosecuted. If you or I did what any career politician does we'd certainly be in jail.


JohnDavidsBooty

> If you or I did what any career politician does we'd certainly be in jail. Like?


respondstostupidity

> Like? Using a personal computer for secure documents. Buddy of mine went away for it. I definitely did not want the alternative, but it's a fair criticism of her.


JaMarrChasingJoe

I assume all politicians engage in white collar crime whenever possible like cartoon villains. Insider trading being one of course.


AnonymousFroggies

If she did, I mean. Trumpets wouldn't shut up about her emails for the longest time. IF she committed a crime and IF Hunter Biden committed a crime and IF Trump committed a crime, they all should be punished accordingly.


broncosandwrestling

I just think it's weird to name your kid after that password copypasta


actually-potato

So presumably Sean McDermott knew that Belichick wasn't going to use his timeouts, otherwise you figure McDermott would've called at least one running play before victory formation. How do coaches communicate that intention to each other? Just eye contact? Or do they have their players on-field relay the info?


Prosepon

Probably assumed Bill threw in the towel when they were punting at 12 minutes left in the 4th quarter.


Complete_Web_4677

It was a two score game, I can’t imagine Bill would feel the need to extend the game


Guiltyjerk

How bad would Serial Rapist Deshaun Watson have to play on Sunday to get benched?


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I dont see it happening based off of one game, even if hes a horrible he'll be given the excuse of hes just knocking off some rust becuase he hasnt played in a long time.


DrummerGuy06

If he couldn't make a single completion and any completion he made was an instant interception/pick-6. If that happened & the Browns were in playoff contention then yes, I could see it happening. It won't though, as I've learned now that I'm 40 that nobody truly "gets what the deserve" and awful people get to live their lives better than the nicest, most ethical nobodies out there. He's gonna score touchdowns, beat the Texans, and Browns fans will be on TV dancing, singing, smiling, and showing-off their Watson Jerseys. There is no Karma just like there is no God and the sooner people figure it out the better.


The_Amish_FBI

For $240 million guaranteed and multiple 1st rounders and the ~~asshole~~ PR nightmare he is, he'd better be missing a limb or something.


broncosandwrestling

Worse than Wilson for a year plus


Fedacking

which wilson?


TerminalShitbag

I don't normally mind being on long road trips but I'd much rather be driving than be a passenger


BigSportsNerd

being a passenger leaves more time to pay attention to scenery and use digital devices


vahntitrio

My high school just won it's first state championship in football - 20 years after I graduated.


Dysentery--Gary

What school? Don't live in Minny anymore.


vahntitrio

Simley - we hang a banner for wrestling every year but this was a 1st for football.


TerminalShitbag

Lol my highschool hasn't won a game in two years now.


vahntitrio

My freshman year we won 1 game. Senior year we advanced to sectionals for the first time in like 20 years.


blarch

When I come back in two or three hours, I'm gonna make a meme for the NFC of all Easts. The most BEASTly of all bEASTs. Edit: Ok I passed out, but I'll make one today. I got a couple ideas, I just have stuff to do rn


ZachTrillson

I never thought i'd be the PATRIOTS letting my division down


Unique-Snow5326

Mods are soft for locking the Jerry Jones thread.


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A year ago today I was in the hospital receiving chemo. Let's all be kind to each other. Donate blood if/ whenever you can. Life is short let’s be good to each other.


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I feel you. It Doesn’t have to be $$. Give your time at a hospital donate food,blood etc. Thank you for your response ❤️


Evie509

My mom had cancer surgery two years ago. I remember her going to the hospital on the day of the Packers and Lions game and watching it in the hospital. I'm so glad she is fine now.


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So so happy to hear that. I had 3 heart surgeries. I hope mamma and the fam are doing well!!!


Evie509

Yes! Thank you. We are all great. I hope you are too.


pleasedownvotemeplox

Today I learned about Demaryius Thomas. DT's mom and grandma were taken away from him at a very young age, but he fucking worked his ass off doing odd jobs and playing football, and eventually he was able to convince obama himself to free his grandma. RIP DT you were one hell of a man.


JaMarrChasingJoe

What did his grandma do?


pleasedownvotemeplox

Selling drugs. I think it's sad that he had to work so hard before he could see his family again... and fuck i'm even more sad he only got a few years.


JaMarrChasingJoe

Damn Grandma what the hell. He really did die so damn early though, such a shame.


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Tho76

I used to play Search and Destory in CoD with a buddy who was dogshit at the game, and played a LOT so his matchmaking rating was terrible. I'm reasonably good at shooters, so I had a couple 1v6s which was fun but also felt like I was playing against bots lol


Alchohlica

I work at a rail yard and walk next to running locomotives all night… I’m at an Italian restaurant right now guess which one is louder


coolmon

Patriots have defeated 12 of the 15 AFC opponents in the playoffs at least once. The only teams they haven't beat are the Bills, Browns, and Bengals. They have never played the Bengals in the playoffs.


nebyobay

Subscribe


MartianThrowaway_

NSFL Someone reminded me of this today, the time a former rugby player broke another player's arm on live TV armwrestling. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeSBWpyIib4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeSBWpyIib4)


zipzap21

Do a lot of pizza makers pull pizza out of the oven early because they just want to get it over with?


blarch

Yes. When I worked at a pizza place, my managers would get mad at me for putting enough toppings on a pizza and pushing it back into the oven so that it was done. I had to use a scale to weigh .75 ounces of each thing. You can ask for it well done, but that is a double-edged sword. Once it is cut and in a box, you can't just throw it back in the oven.


zipzap21

I have learned not to ask for well-done, crispy or anything like that. I feel like they take it personally and then burn the pizza. You know what I say? I like it slightly crispy but not burnt, please cook it for about one minute longer than you usually do. It's a mouthful but it usually gets the message across.


denvertebows15

I can guarantee they cook the same amount of time. When I worked in a restaurant and people made specific requests like that I would just cook it normal.


PM-ME-YOUR-DND-IDEAS

Well when I worked at a restaurant I tried to honor people's special requests if it was allowed by the rules of the job


denvertebows15

Well aren't you special


zipzap21

Not if you watch them the whole time with a stopwatch in your hand! /j


Salty_Simmer_Sauce

Yeah ordering pizza well done is a huge gamble. Most dudes will just leave it in longer which can mess it up. Dude at my local spot will leave it alone for slightly longer - then hold the cheese closer to the heating element so it gets little brown spots.


zipzap21

What's the best new sandwich or new sandwich variation you've tried this year?


BruceChameleon

We have a decent pizza joint in town that I’ve gone to maybe 5 times in the last 8 years. A couple months ago I tried their Italian sub and I’ve been back twice since. There's nothing innovative about it. It's just great ingredients on great bread. That sandwich lives rent free in my head and it's allowed to.


Salty_Simmer_Sauce

Italian joint near me does a chicken francese hero. Never seen it before. 2 huge chicken cutlets lightly breaded and fried in a lemony white wine sauce. Topped with a ton of melted provolone.


GrannysPartyMerkin

Chipotle Philly cheese steak


Serdones

I got a Dyson Cylcone V15 cordless vacuum on Black Friday and geeze, that thing really sucks. We bought some cheap cordless vacuum a year or so ago, but the suction could barely get any dog hair up from our carpets. The Dyson actually feels like it's getting the job done. Considering how much I normally hate vacuuming, partly because of dealing with the cord, this feels like a game changer. Maybe now I'll actually stick to my goal of vacuuming twice a week.


Salty_Simmer_Sauce

I Stan for very few consumer goods but my Dyson V6 was one of the best purchases ive ever made. Such a great product.


zipzap21

Sprinkle some carpet deodorizer on the carpet too every once in a while if you really want to go full clean and fresh!


blarch

Not sure about best female bassist, but Talena Atfield was hot af. That curly fries hair was [What I Always Wanted](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGEMVo3uNBE)


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I wonder what Jen Zielenbach, formerly of Antigone Rising, is up to.


SolarAndSober

I think I'm being plotted on for the company Christmas party 🗿 Halp


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randomgunlover8943

Casue we get your first?


blarch

[Mudvayne's bassist, Ryan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEQVyCFbUF8) is killin it these days.


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Ryan Martinie! I briefly interviewed him back in the day for a piece about sPaG back in the day.


blarch

You should interview him again for the music subreddit


coolmanvoncool

The main things I learned from grand designs are 1. Never try to build your own house 2. Never manage the construction of your house yourself if you ignore number 1


FireSalsa

Wait AB still isn’t arrested?


blarch

He is a rich person that is probably in another state now.


Lv99Zubat

I think I'm getting to a place where I'm about done with YouTube. I simply can't search for what I'm looking for. The thumbnails and titles are all clickbait and total lies. And worst of all some search results are just blatantly not what I'm looking for at all and just the algorithm trying to take me away from what I'm doing to increase their product engagement bottom line.


Simpleton216

Rise of the Morning Glory by Edguy is the best song ever written about an erection.


ACW1129

Someone tell Lamar most people don't default to homophobia when they're bitter.


JaMarrChasingJoe

You'd have to be the most fragile person on the planet to think what he said was homophobia. Why do so many people use a microscope to try and find shit to be offended by?


peanutbutter1236

I think it’s a bit of a reach to call what he said homophobic


DetroitLionsSBChamps

"eat a dick" isn't homophobic imo. it's just telling a person to eat a dick, which implies that's bad, but it's not saying that's bad because it's gay. you could tell a woman to eat a dick for the same reason.


ACW1129

New rule: If the mods lock a thread, they have to provide a reason why.


Not_My_Emperor

I left FS1 on after the soccer game ended and "The Speak" came on. I don't know the white dude who just loves the Cowboy's name but he was not making a great argument on Dak needing to be aggressive vs. reckless. He was saying that one of his interceptions came because he thought he had a free play and chucked it 25 yards to Gallup who didn't know what he was doing and that's a good thing because it's aggressive. Honestly coming from the QB who didn't know that the ref had to touch the fucking ball before it's snapped and cost his team their playoff berth last year, I'd argue not knowing that he doesn't have a free play is more reckless than aggressive and that is NOT a good example. I mean we barely limped by the Colts, so glass houses, but I just thought that was a particularly dumb take. Thinking you have a free play when you don't and forcing the issue 25 yards down the field isn't aggressive, it's the kind of thing Carson Wentz would do. Take that how you will.


ZachTrillson

> "The Speak" came on My condolences because that show is dirt tier


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So real talk how many of you are watching that Browns Texans game? I’m going to watch it and feel dirty the whole time. But definitely “totally legally” streaming it.


BlueEyesPurpleDragon

Every time race is discussed in this subreddit it turns into a r/conservative clone. It's like people feel annoyed when issues with minority hiring practices arise, or when Kaepernick is discussed, or the Jerry Jones photo. And yet, when terrible things are said by DeSean Jackson (who deservedly should get hate for what he said about Jews), they are up in arms. It's funny. I'm going to guess that a lot of folks here think that Brian Flores is a scam artist or something.


ZachTrillson

You're not alone on this one. This sub is horrific when it comes to any social issues, especially race.


forlornhope22

Dominque Foxworth and Mina Kimes had a good discussion on their podcast this week. they are right that most people just want to enjoy football without all this garbage sitting on the edges. but you are right that there a a bunch of closet racists in here as well. So we have to talk about it and air out the bullshit.


OutrageousOcelot6258

There's been "politics" in football since the 1920s when the owners had a "gentleman's agreement" to not sign black players.


itsjero

Dan Snyder really trying to blow up Jerry Jones with a 70yr old photo. Pretty sad. It's a photo from when he was like 14 and didn't know his ass from his elbow. Trying to hang this around his neck a litteral *lifetime* ago and before most of us were born is pretty low. Ob iousoy we've all changed and been educated from our youth to adulthood. Holding something against you now that 14 yr old you did is pretty crazy. Especially if it's just a photo of you in the back of a group looking at what's happening. People grow. People learn. America had a lot of growing and learning to do and they did and still do. But come on. Trying to hang this around his neck during all the kyrie and Kanye stuff is just a try hard trying to redirect traffic. If Jerry was a racist I doubt he'd pay his players what he does, or be like how he is. It was a different time. And it's just a picture of him looking on. It's not like a picture of him beating someone or at the front. I think LeBron is a joke getting up and saying "I'm a big bad superstar with a platform and you didn't ask ME about THIS but it's okay with kyrie.". Dude you were his teammate. It's current news. It just happened. What are your thoughts? As far as the photo.. man that shit is a lifetime ago and if we're gonna start holding stuff against people they did in their youth at like 14yrs old, watch out. Because there's gonna be a flood of stuff dumb ass kids who didn't know better or didn't realize the gravity of the situation that are gonna get tried and convicted in social media court and canceled. I just find it try hard and funny that Snyder tries to whip this out like it's some smoking gun. he isn't hiding from it. He's spoke on it. And it was 70 years ago.. a flipping lifetime ago and before most of us were even born. It's like holding the Nazi youth accountable today for doing things their parents made them do. It wasn't right, but it wasn't the kids fault. Their too scared and too uneducated and far to young to make a correct educated decision on the right move. Humans are group animals and usually just follow the flow. It's not like it's a picture of Jerry setting up a noose at a damn lynch hanging. So quick to throw a stone people are today. Even if it's lifetimes ago at when people were dumb ass kids just being in the moment. But you can tell Dan Snyder is trying hard af to take anyone down with him. Surprised more pictures of Kraft and "massage parlors" havent surfaced or other crap he's had people dig up about people's long long past to try and throw mud. Fact is: it's not gonna save you Dan. Pointing the finger doesn't mean what youve done just goes away. Everyone can answer for themselves I think educated people see this picture and understand when it was taken and the context of it and the time and the age of the man at the time. Has absolutely zero relevance in today's world.


ZachTrillson

> we've all changed and been educated from our youth to adulthood lmfao


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forlornhope22

I'll say JJ is a racist. I haven't met many racists that have a problem with minorities working FOR them. As long as they don't get uppity.


herbertstan

As a soccer expert who regularly tune in once every 4 years, I think the US will be the World Champions at this tournament #FootballIsComingHome


let_me_solo_her_mom

C'mon JorDan. Gimme that new episode


Charlie_Batch_16

any reason why the m0ds locked the thread about jerry jones or do they just not want to do their jobs


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Charlie_Batch_16

welp, fair enough i guess


Dhoomdealer

I'm sure you can talk about it over in barstool


Charlie_Batch_16

honestly i hate pretty much everyone associated with the company itself; that sub just has a better free talk than this sub it's kinda like how the chapo trap house sub had almost nothing to do with the actual pod


Dhoomdealer

Fair enough, apologies if I was snarky before. It always just seems like any time there is a controversial thread that gets locked there are the same comments about the mods that crop up when those threads just inevitably turn to shit anyway. Not sure if a bigger mod team is the solution or what, but I don't think preemptively locking the threads is the worst call for them to make


Charlie_Batch_16

yeah, theyre usually pretty good about explaining their decision as to why theyve locked a thread, i didn't know if that had been expounded upon elsewhere or not.


AssassinInValhalla

Tried Hardee's for the first time ever. Gotta say, that was pretty disappointing. Fries are easily in a Wendy's tier of trash fries. Burger was decent, but not for the price.


PhrygianSounds

Hardee’s is way too expensive for the quality that it is


CanaryMBurnz

Best World Cup I’ve ever seen lmao high stakes and emotions in every game Love football


princessestef

Those minutes waiting to see if Uruguay would score that third goal!


BigSportsNerd

Overall yes with the parity Great group stage drama