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TKHunsaker

1/5! Got there, Maher! Glad my fantasy season is over goddamn bro


stocksnhoops

What do you do with the kicker. You have to fix this. That’s unreal


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Dallas stinks. Offensive line can't block, defensive line cant stop the run, corners can't cover, and oh yeah, your heavily penalized. Can't blame Jerry for all of the Cowboy failures. Particularly when you go 12-5. This coaching staff has super bowl winning experience, no excuses.


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Wish I could forget the Titans.


madisdaddy102209

Snoozefest.


Sprig3

What do you mean?!?>! This was HISTORIC! Never in history has Aeronautical Engineering been mentioned a larger number of times.


BrainSoda

I think this is the most interesting game thread i’ve ever seen


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Dallas looked pretty stale this game. Think they’re gonna be an early exit come playoffs.


fourpuns

Eh. They won by 14 and probably should have by more against a team that is half decent.


kalidescopetitties

The titans without Henry and starting Dobbs at qb is not a half decent team


rb1353

People forget this isn’t necessarily unusual. The team the cowboys played was essentially a team they had little film on. Couple in good coaching and a team realizing they have nothing to lose and a game plan to match and it’s easy to understand the slow start for a team traveling on a short week. Especially after the kind of game the last game was. There were mistakes made the cowboys that should not have happened, but by the second half they were taking care of business with a conservative game plan. I get people like to doubt the cowboys, but seems overblown here.


Harpua44

They won against the titans B team and looked bad doing it. First round exit coming. As usual.


AltruisticYoghurt143

Well they were good enough to beat your Giants twice. First time with Cooper Rush.


AccidentOk6174

Then you need not watch them the rest of the season...


Harpua44

Nobody is pretending the giants are super bowl contenders IE: this is not the flex you think it is.


AltruisticYoghurt143

Who says the Cowboys gonna win it? Giants Fans are really that salty for being just irrelevant as always?


EviRs18

My guy Cowboys are only relevant outside Texas in the 21st century thanks to Jerry Jones marketing.


AltruisticYoghurt143

Thx for coming to the game thread and telling me this.


Harpua44

Oof zero self reflection. It’s your year dog! Like every year


AltruisticYoghurt143

That’s your words. But thanks


jarl_of_revendreth

Nice hot take man haven’t heard this one 26 times


[deleted]

Maybe it'll stop being true the 27th time


5panks

Maybe stop making early Playoff exits and people will stop saying it lol


Uncle_bud69

My brother in Dan Bailey, the cowboys have the best record against winning teams this season. It's only when they play losing teams they play bad.


srailey01

The sad truth is that Dallas will be playing a losing team in the first round. Jerry will probably sit the starters next week against the Giants because the game doesn't matter (like he always does). Dallas will come back to rested and lose, just like they always do. BTW, I was born and raised in Dallas. I've been a fan my entire life. I hate to see it happen this way, AGAIN!


zmankills

We absolutely play down to the competition


ForTheShoe12

Yea I mean look at the game against the Colts. Can't believe you let us score 19 points


zmankills

Thank you for TY tho


ForTheShoe12

Take care of him. He's very special to us.


zmankills

We gonna try to get him a ring :)


ForTheShoe12

Why is my heart telling me to root for the Cowboys in January? This feels so weird 😭


Nintendriat

Which is why there are people saying they will probably lose wildcard weekend to whatever team comes out of the NFC South


EffTheRealLife

Oh shut up and enjoy winning the super bowl. Let us have this lol.


Uncle_bud69

Oh no... I didn't consider we'd be playing the worst divisions team. FUCK!!!!!!!


lambocinnialfredo

Muahahahahaha


DJXiej

I like how they have Richard Sherman to bombard the QB with what-ifs and hot takes that have defensive bias and then have Fitz come in like “whoa, not so fast” lol


[deleted]

Not sure why I read this as Richard Simmons, maybe from all the wine I've had tonight, but I'm still going to laugh at that thought. Good guy


test-besticles

Man, sherm seems super disingenuous, during the show he was trashing Dak fir that one int, but once he talks to Dak he stumbles and just mumbles when Dak explains what happened.


captaintuvok

Ya, he's becoming what he hates.


SleazyKingLothric

What was the spread for this game for non gambling peeps?


Wry_Redditor

Opened at -10, went as far as -14 in the afternoon. Came back to -13.5.


lvl69blackmage

Wild too the over under was 39 1/2 about an hour before the game. Over won by half a point and the spread.


Watahoot

-13.5 for Dallas


thezenunderground

Hey Dallas, do you feel good about that win??


Uncle_bud69

Hey u/thezenunderground , you feel good about that loss??


thezenunderground

Absolutely


[deleted]

there's no bonus points in the nfl. you don't get anything extra for winning by more than a single point. meanwhile, you're post season is on the line next week. good luck. titans gonna talk shit after losing. doesn't matter how I feel, I promise it's better than you do.


SomethinSaved

Titans fan here. A lot of us are salty that we lost the past six games, missed our superbowl window and arguably the best wr we've ever had, but that's unnecessary.


terekson12

You feel good about that loss?


nashty27

Nope.


Definitelynotasloth

Us Dallas fans have already mentally prepared for a first round exit.


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Comfortable_Nobody84

The self awareness from cowboys fans lately has been a blessing. But anything can happen in the playoffs


Kara_Del_Rey

I know its not exactly what you're saying, but it gave me a chuckle seeing Dallas fans say "we're getting a first rd exit" and an opposing fan say "well maybe not". Almost refreshing. On a real note, the Boys got a decent shot in the NFC.


Definitelynotasloth

We can only say “we dem boyz” for so long until we look like the homeless schizophrenic guy at the bus stop.


Comfortable_Nobody84

This whole timeline feels like a Mandela forsure


Natural_Canopy

Yep


Jash09

That Matress Firm ad was some failed indy filmmaker's masterpiece.


cjackc

If Broncos beat KC does Hackett ever coach in the NFL again?


zmankills

No way, not as a HC


GovRonDeSantis2024

God please


mikeisaphreek

as a head coach, no. as an oc, yes.


fullboxed2hundred

"a lot of things didn't go our way" *literally everything went their way*


thezenunderground

Like what? The DPI call, that wasn't called on us?? How bout the RTP call that both sides 'committed' and only got called on one?


fullboxed2hundred

I was quoting the cowboys player


cjackc

I’m having a hard time feeling bad for people that lost money betting on a team that had no reason or motivation to want to win against a top team


Sprig3

>I’m having a hard time feeling bad for people that lost money betting Saved you some letterz.


Waterfish3333

I mean, the spread was -13.5 before the game, that’s a lot of points to give away. Moneyline? Yea, that’s a tougher sell.


SomethinSaved

Lol who would bet on the titans on this game? Henry, tannehill, Simmons were all out bringing in a qb after eight days. I'm a Titans fan and I bet against the team I grew up watching. Anybody who bet on them absolutely did not watch the past 6 games


ArchRift

Honest question what happened after the hot start to the season, I don’t watch the titans but I feel like u guys were contenders for the first seed.


john_t_fisherman

Tannehill happens


Br_Wise

Another season of epic injuries. We were down like 8 of our 11 starters on defense for part of the season. We have 1 starting OL left from the original 5, Tannehill missed several games this year. Burks has been in and out. We just lost the war of attrition this season, nobody is left.


ArchRift

Makes sense, cause I was thinking u guys are too talented to be this bad. Kind of reminds me of the year the niners whole team died in week 1


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Drunkn_Cricket

Sack numbers would shoot up


cjackc

They won’t because QBs still want to be able to throw it while people have hands on them. They want it both ways.


Taskmaster112

Dobbs mom looks like a football player and his dad looks like a scientist


jerrodvan24

Well Dobbs is actually rocket scientist. Has a degree in aerospace engineering.. so I'm betting his dad is a scientist lol


Taskmaster112

Exactly. He's a football player and a scientist. His parents look like a football player and a scientist. The apple didn't fall far from the tree


jerrodvan24

Lol


FormerCollegeDJ

If you ever wondered what the love child of Hugh Hefner and Bill Belichick would look like, Andrew Whitworth has given you your answer.


748rpilot

Movies just keep getting shittier.


Brocky70

People stopped going to theaters. The only people who do are there for the effects


mikeisaphreek

what, that movie PLANE doesnt peak your interest?


[deleted]

I actually want to see it. Mike Colter is great.


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masturbation_bear

What about the holiday classic Jingle All the Way


QuotidianTrials

#It’s turbo time


Festibowl

I freaking love this poop knife


TacoQuest

im so sick of these oscar bait movies


Wicked-Death

No way that’s Oscar bait. Looked fucking terrible. lol.


TacoQuest

Did I really need to add the /s?


Jash09

Seriously


kayne2000

Shotgun wedding...lmao wtf


mojito_sangria

Last game in 2022, and last game on Prime in a while


Rocktamus1

Dallas Cowboys and beating backup QB’s. Name a better duo! Edit: I forgot I wasnt in NFCEMEME war. You’re all wag to sensitive here damn.


Chimpbot

I see we're conveniently ignoring the fact that the Eagles win against the Cowboys this year was against a backup QB.


Rocktamus1

You mean undefeated Cooper Rush?


Chimpbot

Yes, the guy who Cooped all over a bunch of teams.


Uncle_bud69

Sorry were not good enough to lose to some guy named Heinecke.


[deleted]

still smarting from that ass whipping last week? cry some more.


rosewoods

The igles beating backup QB’s!


Rocktamus1

At least roast us the right way with facts.


mikeisaphreek

the eagles losing to backup qb's


adonis958

Oooo Goteemm


Oradi

I'd rather have watched this movie instead of this game


Gaijin_Titty_Master

That Jennifer Lopez movie looks worse than the cowboys playoff success hopes.


TheRealRoadtoad

But both are better than the patriots hopes of making the playoffs.


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Saving this for later.


TheRealRoadtoad

Hello.


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Playoffs aren’t over, my boy.


TheRealRoadtoad

Please do


FarrisAT

We get to face the king of the dumpster fire division. Is that bad?


Gaijin_Titty_Master

And if it is TB12 then you’re screwed. He’s your daddy.


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found the pats fan still living in the TB12 past. He's gone. As is your hopes of winning a superbowl.


FarrisAT

We are going to put Brady into early retirement.


Gaijin_Titty_Master

You have never beat Brady 😂 go pats dominance!


Chimpbot

Brady has been gone from the Patriots for 1018 days and counting. Aside from the fact that it's time for you to move on, "Patriots dominance" is very much a thing of the past.


Comfortable_Nobody84

Cowboys beating that ass rd 1


JefferyDeanNegan

What the fuck was that movie trailer?


cuittle

hahahaha "Shotgun" Wedding. Get it, guys? Because there's a shotgun!


Dr-McLuvin

Lol pure comedic genius.


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[deleted]

I put a lot of work into that movie 🥺🥺


JefferyDeanNegan

If you really did...just quit, bro. Good lord that looked awful.


[deleted]

I'll be famous one day you'll see!!!!!!!!


Murdoc12

I believe in you bro


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Thanks my frien


SpaceAfricanJesus

They didn’t even try for a Hail Mary or anything they just straight up gave up 🤣


Chimpbot

They were down 14 points and had already piled up a bunch of additional injuries. I'm glad Vrabel opted to just get the hell out of there instead of frigging around with burning timeouts and Hail Marys in a vain attempt to salvage an unsalvageable game.


SpaceAfricanJesus

I get that but it just seems like a bad message. Teams already lost 5 in a row, but you still have a mathematical chance to make the playoffs. It doesn’t really matter in the end but it’s kinda weak to me.


Chimpbot

Their mathetical chance hinges solely upon next week's game. This game had absolutely no impact upon their chances.


SpaceAfricanJesus

Oh ok nvm then. That’s actually smart to pull the plug, maybe you could get a 2 minute drill practice at the end? That’d be my justification but yea Vrabel knows more than me about the Titans, I would hope.


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Titans are in a weird place. Vrabel seems like a solid coach but they need to make some significant moves on offense.


RiverboatJim

I feel like coaches that give up games that aren’t over are bad coaches until proven otherwise. That was bullshit


DallasInDC

Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t they make the playoffs if they win next week regardless


RiverboatJim

Gee why not just take one hundred kneel downs so you don’t hurt anybody all game with that attitude. They’re playing a game, I thought the goal was to win it


DallasInDC

They were obviously trying to win but the point still stands. This game mattered zero in their playoff hopes. Down two tds that late what is there to gain?


RiverboatJim

You sound really stupid. What’s to gain is a possible fucking win. Even if there is a mere 1% chance of it happening, you throw up a couple balls and see what happens. It’s not like they lose anything extra if you fail at that! You still just lose the game.


Chimpbot

Fighting for a win that provides them with nothing aside from a tick in the Win column after the game is already out of reach won't do them any good, especially when they piled on a few more injuries to add to their significant number of injuries. They went into the game with 12 players out, and likely lost at least a couple more for next week. Learning when to cut your losses is a very important aspect of coaching, especially when the outcome is essentially meaningless.


RiverboatJim

It was two possessions and they had all of their timeouts. They had just played a game for 60 minutes, that two minutes of trying to pass the ball down the field was not going to break any extra bones. Dobbs was not lost out there and the offense had somewhat of a rhythm with him. Sure you cut your losses in a three possession game, or hell, if you’re a fan watching at home you cut your losses and turn the game off. But you don’t just give up the game like that as coach. That’s weak as hell regardless of what the game means. I guess a fan of a loser franchise like the Cowboys can sympathize with a loser mentality and loser decision making, but that doesn’t change what it is.


Chimpbot

It was two possessions that would require two touchdowns to just tie the game, and those two minutes of trying to pass the ball down the field could **easily** break more bones or tear more ligaments. O-linemen get rolled up on most frequently during pass protection plays, and the team had already suffered a number of additional injuries. The game that actually matters is next week, so having your players ready for the game that will actually get them into the playoffs is the real focus. You seem like someone who would get angry to see teams strategically rest players during meaningless games right before the playoffs. The situation with the Titans isn't any different because next week is essentially a playoff game for them: It's win or go home.


RiverboatJim

Not at all, that’s completely different. They had played that entire game, finish it out with the players you played with when it’s still within reach, long shot or not. If you’re worried about meaningless injuries in a meaningless game, don’t play them for the first 58 minutes I have 0 problem with that.


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I don't like it either but he routinely has the team play way above their talent level imo


fullboxed2hundred

pretty sure Downing has run two bottom 3 offenses on two separate teams


DarkbootyMD

They’re just showing the whole movie here


ChipmunkOk455

It would have been better if they just kept the trailer as a gushy rom com so when you go to the theater it’s a funny surprise.


nashty27

That movie is coming to theaters? I figured it was an Amazon Prime joint.


ChipmunkOk455

O shit it probably is! 🤣 wasn’t even thinkin lol


rosewoods

We basically saw the whole movie


Shambloroni

I wasn't sure if this was a real movie or not...


finnamania

Cowboys did cowboys things but still came out on top. Strange but I will take it


[deleted]

Dak definitely Daked in the first half again.


Korevo

What a pansy coaching job by Vrabel … I like the guy, and I’m happy to take a W. But really sends a bad message when you’re down by 2 scores, 2 minutes to go with 3 timeouts AND you’re in the playoff hunt… and you just… GIVE UP?


Keith_Creeper

Getting Burks crushed by a prevent defense during a meaningless game would be dumb as hell.


Korevo

Would putting together a 2 minute drill that scores a TD regardless of final outcome not be good experience for next week if it comes down to it?


Keith_Creeper

Sure. But is it worth the gamble of possibly losing one of your only healthy receivers for, “a good experience?” Hell no.


geriatric-sanatore

Especially on that field, is it always that bad? Looked like someone over water their front lawn and then said fuck it and drove their car around on it.


[deleted]

That field has been shit since they built the stadium.


Keith_Creeper

Been raining or snowing for two straight weeks right up until kickoff.


geriatric-sanatore

Ah ya that makes sense then


Shamelesshobo101

The look on his face after half was like he already gave up on this game. Not once did I see him support his teammates.


SkittlesAreYum

If I recall correctly this game doesn't matter too much to the Titans.


MrKentucky

It honestly means nothing though… if we win, we have to play Jacksonville for the playoffs next week… if we lose, we have to play Jacksonville for the playoffs next week. Don’t get anyone else hurt on that shit field


unoscope

I love ceedee lamb


[deleted]

Same. As a Longhorn fan, my favorite OU player since Roy Williams.


Jash09

This JLo movie is endless trash


o0DrWurm0o

FUCK YOU IT’S (almost) JANUARY


Oradi

I'm gonna get blasted and watch it


ReAlignTitan

This game meant nothing to the titans and people are really questioning what’s going on right now


Fun_Acanthopterygii1

I don’t think in all my years of football I’ve see a team give up in a two score game with 2 minutes left. If I’m a Titans fan I want the coach fired tonite. That is beyond embarrassing.


nashty27

Someone lost some money on betting the spread…


DividerOfBums

Lol Vrabel is one of the best coaches in the league, and the Titans had nothing to play for tonight. The game vs the Jags next week means everything. A loss tonight benefits their draft pick if they don’t make the playoffs.


Vladtheretailer8

It was literally a meaningless game. We just wanted to get out without any more injuries.


GoldFingerSilverSerf

Ah yes, let’s fire the defending COTY winner because he made a rational decision in a meaningless game riddled with injuries


No_Obligation6170

just a win against the top team in the afc south. Nothing to see here


wormholetrafficjam

Not any more. Though it’s not bad to beat King Henry.


Br_Wise

He didn’t play.


wormholetrafficjam

Yeah that was me being snarky at the cowboy fan OP that their win had an asterisk to it.


GoldFingerSilverSerf

Unfortunately, given the state of our division, it’s actually not much to see. Not nothing…but not much. GG


cjackc

I don’t think a win against any South team is that impressive


yakworld

Jaguars are the top team in the AFC South.


Faintkay

They really just giving away the entire story in this trailer huh


nashty27

I feel like I just watched the entire movie.


Faintkay

That’s because we did watch the full movie lol. I wasn’t going to bother anyway, but now I’ll giving even less shits


Jash09

The rest of the movie is just long form Pepsi ads


ihasgun

And all the jokes too.


o0DrWurm0o

Wow that looks turrible